Dramatic Reading: Luigi's Mansion: Ghosts Don't Die

This was done in one take on my fiancee's whim, I know it's shite.

Taken from this wonderful work of literature: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Luigi'sMansion:GhostsDon'tDie

I get onto my gamecube, and it's color is red. "Isn't it purple?" I thought. I hadn't played it in forever, so maybe thats why I remember it purple. I started the game, and Luigi's eyes are pure darkness. I disregarded it and continued. "They updated this game? Yay!" I thought. Instead of giving me options to continue or new game, It started me as Luigi in E. Gadd's training room. Text appeared. "Luigi, you've put yourself up to this beating!" I thought that only Bowser and King boo was in this! A secret final boss, maybe? I sucked up the ghosts they spawned. Then, a 1 hp ghost popped up from the floor. It titled it as "???." I easily beat it, but it was very fast and very bloody.

It then said "YOU MUST DIE!" through my speakers as it started up the final boss. Bowser had no head, and was bleeding intensely. It had 2000 hp, but I remember him having less. It was impossible to beat without the head! It almost killed me in the game, but then blood started gurgling out of my speakers. My house set on fire. I died.