A Royal Redneck Flush: The Redneck Yacht Run

"The proprietress of the B&B where I am staying is on the organizing committee of the “Redneck Yacht Run,” happening this Saturday. She very graciously asked me to serve as the official poker card distributor at Fat Daddy’s, one of the stops on the run. Sadly, I had to decline due to my previous engagement in Zagreb." http://www.esperantocity.com/archives/a-royal-redneck-flush/