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I'm just your average girl-next-door but with a sick, perverted sense of humor. Pastafarian Minister. Oh, and I write stories. Most of them are erotic. ;)
I put the nice in go fuck yourself you rancid felcher. Some cunts think I swear.
It's me, I'm unprotected - let's fuck this shit up already. No more stalkers please the position has been filled. 47 times.
It's always a pleasure to meet someone with no sense of humour, then when I fuck with their head, it's unbelievably satisfying.
...travel blogger, foodie, pro napper, diver, lover of life...