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I'd make a mix tape but there aren't any cassette tapes.
I don't really believe in ghosts but every now and then I'll punch the air and say “get out of here jerks!” just in case.
If I had a gay dragon I would cover his scales in rhinestones then slap his ass and yell, "Fly, gay dragon!" and he would look so beautiful.
I wouldn't say boo to a goose. So fuck knows why I'm here.
It's always a pleasure to meet someone with no sense of humour, then when I fuck with their head, it's unbelievably satisfying.
What I wrote here before was much worse.
#nature and shit