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Full-Time career, fully-fledged nerd, part-time cockney-Jew, human radiator and all round chunky chum :D
Performance art just got real
I hope y'all can hear this :P
Yup, we were that drunk
Don't ask... Just... Don't....
Kel, Joe and I get our harmony on :D
I hate both plants and animals.
I love you, Daniel. <333.. My guardian lion.
Reincarnated. Still a cunt, slayer of batteries, predator of young men, and zombie ninja. Mac'n'cheese addict.
I really suck at dating, thank fuck for @bedazzler2pt0
I'm loved by many. known by few.
My favourite word is cunt, its so versatile.
verified dumb ass. fabric softener enthusiast & the best father on the planet. probably.