90% of people can't pronounce this whole poem. Try it (thanks to @jujyCakes cc @simontellstales)
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it'...
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Dec 07, 2015