207: Shark Exorcist
This week, we team up to review Shark Exorcist, a movie about a shark that isn't an exorcist, and an exorcist that isn't a shark. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out thei...
1hr 27m Aug 06, 2019
1hr 27m
206: Amerigeddon (Live from Virginia Beach)
This week, we take the show on the road to sunny Virginia Beach to watch the things Alex Jones would have nightmares about if the amphetamine-soaked juice box liners let him sleep. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes ...
1hr 47m Jul 30, 2019
1hr 47m
205: Deadly Attraction
On this week's episode, we might just find a new worst movie. --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 Hear more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance (https://dissonancepod.com/) . If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/go...
2hr 5m Jul 23, 2019
2hr 5m
204: The Mystical Laws
On this week's episode, Mark from the How to Heretic podcast (listen here (https://howtoheretic.com/podcast) ) joins us to desperately try to convince you this is all what really happened in the movie. --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out ...
1hr 43m Jul 16, 2019
1hr 43m
203: Beyond and Back
This week, Eli and Heath team up with special guest Jonathan Jarry for an atheist review of "Beyond and Back" ... the story of how almost dying proves that Jesus Christ is our lord and savior. Disclaimer: Don't almost die. And don't do anything similar to that. --- You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidenc...
1hr 35m Jul 09, 2019
1hr 35m
202: Father, Son, and Holy Moses
This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Father, Son, and Holy Moses", the story of a Christian improv class with a camera saying "You know what's funny? Jews." --- Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patre...
59m Jul 02, 2019
59m
201: How Rare a Possession
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "How Rare a Possession", the story of the world's third least rare possession, which somehow manages to be its least valuable. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes o...
1hr 25m Jun 25, 2019
1hr 25m
200: The Best Two Years
This week, Uncle Dan and Uncle Doug from the How to Heretic podcast (https://howtoheretic.com/podcast) join us for an atheist review of "The Best Two Years", the story of four Mormon missionaries being too naive to realize they're being taken advantage of and having a terrible life. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : ...
1hr 48m Jun 18, 2019
1hr 48m
199: The Other Side of Heaven
This week, Mormon Movie Month continues with an early Anne Hathaway role that I bet Anne wishes she could take back. It's the story of a Mormon missionary who doesn't get that colonialism was a bad thing, and a bunch of movie makers who didn't realize that either, even though the movie was made in this century. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (ht...
1hr 49m Jun 11, 2019
1hr 49m
198: Legacy: The Story of the Mormon Pioneers
This week, guest masochist Bryce Blankenagel from the Naked Mormonism podcast joins us to discuss the revisionist history of the Mormon church, as told by Mormons to children who aren't allowed to use Google. --- Hear more from Bryce here: https://nakedmormonismpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful) : http://pa...
1hr 36m Jun 04, 2019
1hr 36m
197: Gam197 Abby
On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Abby", the 1974 Blaxploitation remake of the exorcist that, despite having a sex demon in it, was not called the sexorcist. That being said, we'll have very little else to complain about as we review this absolute masterpiece. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon (http://patreon.com/godawful...
1hr 36m May 28, 2019
1hr 36m
196: Alien Intrusion: Unmasking a Deception
This week, guest masochists Thomas and Aaron from the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about alien abduction, and whether or not that thing the aliens keep sticking in people's butts might be a demon penis. Check out Philosophers in Space here: https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfu...
2hr 4m May 21, 2019
2hr 4m
195: Over the Top
On this week's episode, we respond to the fans that have been asking for another secular review since we dropped our Patron-only review of The Core last December. So this week, we review the arm-wrestling, trucking, father and son reunion classic, "Over the Top." If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is writte...
1hr 43m May 14, 2019
1hr 43m
194: Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer
This week, Andrew Torrez from the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer"; the story of a movie 'based on a true story' that start lying before the title is over. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan S...
1hr 59m May 07, 2019
1hr 59m
193: The Fool
This week, we team up for an atheist review of "The Fool", the story of Ray Comfort desperately trying to revise history in such a way that he's been in on the joke the whole time. It turns out we've been laughing WITH him this whole time. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan ...
1hr 41m Apr 30, 2019
1hr 41m
192: Breakthrough Live from the American Atheist Conference in Cincinnati
This week, we team up live in Cincinnati, Ohio from the American Atheist Conference for an atheist review of "Breakthrough", the story of god deciding not to kill one of the hundred of thousands of children he drowns every year. It's like watching the Noah story backwards. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music...
1hr 40m Apr 23, 2019
1hr 40m
191: Gam191 Flat Earth Clues (8-14)
On this week's episode, we do last week's episode again but dumber. Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ Check out Marsh’s interview with Mark Sargant here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2017/01/be-reasonable-episode-038-mark-sergant/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon....
1hr 44m Apr 16, 2019
1hr 44m
190: GAM190 Flat Earth Clues (1-7)
This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the true shape of the earth, and the people that don't want you to know about it. Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ Check out Marsh’s interview with Mark Sargant here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2017/01/be-reasonable-episode-038-mark-sergant/ If you’d like t...
2hr 5m Apr 09, 2019
2hr 5m
189: Gam189 Unplanned
On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Unplanned", the story of how Planned Parenthood secretly juggles the aborted fetuses after close, and the brave woman who had the guts to tell the truth* *Truth not included. Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please che...
2hr 15m Apr 02, 2019
2hr 15m
188: GAM188 Dead Man Rising
With some help from Andrew Torrez, we team up for a review of "Dead Man Rising", and learn all about how the death penalty is super duper harsh if you're an atheist. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out t...
1hr 50m Mar 26, 2019
1hr 50m
187: Gam187 Reefer Madness LIVE in Denver
Live from Denver, Colorado, the guys team up for a review of "Reefer Madness", the 1938 cult classic about weed causing you to drive really fast and murder people. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out the...
1hr 41m Mar 19, 2019
1hr 41m
186: Death of a Nation
On this week's episode, Mike from The Projection Booth podcast joins us to break down Dinesh D'Souza's "Death of a Nation"; the story of an appreciative pardon recipient trying desperately to put the "not" in "Nazi". Check out The Projection Booth podcast here: http://www.projectionboothpodcast.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.c...
1hr 55m Mar 12, 2019
1hr 55m
185: The R.I.O.T.
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The R.I.O.T."  Also known as "Wrist Control: The Musical." Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/GodAwful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraf...
1hr 58m Mar 05, 2019
1hr 58m
184: Run the Race
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Run the Race", the story of two young brothers fighting over who has to be the protagonist. It's a conflict we all lose. Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme musi...
1hr 49m Feb 26, 2019
1hr 49m
183: The Missing Christians
This week, guest masochist Matt Donnelly joins us for an atheist review of "The Missing Christians", the story of a story of a dream of a story, but with really bad hairdos. If you'd like to hear more from Matt; check out his show here: https://heyscoops.com/ Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode...
1hr 25m Feb 19, 2019
1hr 25m
182: The First Valentine and Love is for the Byrds
This week, we find a guest masochist so masochistic she married Eli; and she joins us for a Valentine's double-feature where we break down "The First Valentine", the story of pedophilia not being as uncomfortable to movie goers in the 60s, and "Love is for the Byrds", the tale of misogyny writing a movie. To come see us live in Denver, click here (https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/Go...
1hr 40m Feb 12, 2019
1hr 40m
181: The Laws of Eternity
This week, guest masochist Aaron Rabi joins us for a discussion of "The Laws of Eternity"; the product of a spectacularly weird Japanese cult that seems to be equal parts Buddhism, fevered mushroom trip, and Ultraman. Hear more from Aaron on Embrace the Void (https://voidpod.com/) and Philosophers in Space (https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/) See us live in Denver on March 9th. Click here for t...
1hr 59m Feb 05, 2019
1hr 59m
180: Silence
This week, we're joined by guest masochists Mark and Dan from the How to Heretic for an atheist review of "Silence"; a film that proves that even Martin Scorsese can't make a good movie when it has to be Christian. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes...
1hr 54m Jan 29, 2019
1hr 54m
179: One More Round
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "One More Round", which its makers describe as "Basically, the Christian version of Rocky"; in what be the most unwarranted confidence of all time. Check out Thomas's cornucopia of shows: Opening Arguments (https://openargs.com/) Serious Inquiries Only (https://seriouspod.com/) Philosophers in Space (https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/) C...
1hr 52m Jan 22, 2019
1hr 52m
178: Science Falsely So Called LIVE from Dallas
This week, we offer up an atheist review of "Science, Falsely So Called", the movie where an uneducated, gullible, indoctrinated zealot explains how stupid Stephen Hawking is. Literally. And he does so with the help of a convicted felon and a man banned from at least three countries for inciting violence against minorities. It is, at once, the high and low point of our show. If you’d like to m...
1hr 37m Jan 15, 2019
1hr 37m
177: My First Miracle
This week, we team up for an atheist review of My First Miracle, the story of childhood cancer being all the proof you need that god loves us. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is ...
2hr 2m Jan 08, 2019
2hr 2m
176: Wide Awake
This week, we team up for an atheist review of "Wide Awake", the story of a title desperately trying to get people to remain conscious despite how boring the movie is. (Note: Due to Eli's difficulty with days and stuff, we're not reviewing "My First Miracle" until next week, so if you watched that one in advance of the episode, our sincerest apologies.) Get tickets to our live show in Dallas ...
1hr 31m Jan 01, 2019
1hr 31m
175: Christmas Shoes
This week, we team up for an atheist review of Christmas Shoes, the story of footwear and Rob Lowe's sad, sad decline. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by...
1hr 52m Dec 25, 2018
1hr 52m
Xmas Bonus: The Core
Every month, we record a special bonus episode for our patrons. But since this is a season marked by giving, we thought we'd share last month's bonus episode with everyone. Enjoy! And if you'd like a secular bonus every month (as well as the other 29 we've already recorded) you can get access to all of them by supporting us on Patreon here (https://www.patreon.com/GodAwful) .
2hr 10m Dec 21, 2018
2hr 10m
174: Joseph and Mary
This week we team up for an atheist review of "Joseph and Mary", the story of a set decorator racking up preferred customer points at a Bed Bath and Beyond and saying "Trust me, this is what ancient Israel looked like" until everyone believed them. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to mak...
1hr 45m Dec 18, 2018
1hr 45m
173: A Little Christmas Business
On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "A Little Christmas Business"; the story of an acid trip having a nightmare about Daniel Baldwin. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our ...
1hr 28m Dec 11, 2018
1hr 28m
172: The Last Straw
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Last Straw", the story of straw. Seriously, there's no other connective tissue in this film. It's just straw. Get tickets to our live show in Dallas here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-dallas-tickets-53204012634 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/goda...
1hr 37m Dec 04, 2018
1hr 37m
171: Ember Days
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Ember Days", the story of a white guy with dreadlocks making a movie so bad that the dreadlocks would become the second worst life decision he made. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars...
1hr 26m Nov 27, 2018
1hr 26m
170: Saved by Grace
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Saved by Grace", the story of a washed up child actor settling for what he can get. For details about Vulgarity for Charity, click here: https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: ht...
1hr 38m Nov 20, 2018
1hr 38m
169: The Killing of Satan
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Killing of Satan", the story of... something that doesn't lend itself to summary. For more details about Vulgarity for Charity, click here: https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it h...
1hr 43m Nov 13, 2018
1hr 43m
168: The Trump Prophecy
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Trump Prophecy", the story of a mentally ill person being exploited by a college of imaginary education. For more details about Vulgarity for Charity, click here: https://scathingatheist.com/2018/11/01/vulgarity-for-charity-2018/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Ath...
1hr 52m Nov 06, 2018
1hr 52m
167: The Remaining
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Remaining" a (selectively) found footage film about a love triangle between a man, a woman, and a scorpion-horse locust. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJ...
1hr 32m Oct 30, 2018
1hr 32m
166: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon LIVE from QED
This week, the gang teams up live from QED in Manchester, England for a skeptical review of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon", the story of how to get punched by an astronaut if that's what you're into. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scat...
54m Oct 23, 2018
54m
165: Loose Change LIVE from London
This week, the gang teams up live from London with special guest masochists Andy Wilson (from the InKredulous podcast) and Michael Marshall from Be Reasonable. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like ...
1hr 39m Oct 16, 2018
1hr 39m
164: The Devil's Advocate
This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of "The Devil's Advocate"; the story of Al Pacino watching Keanu Reaves try to act. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episod...
1hr 53m Oct 09, 2018
1hr 53m
163: God Friended Me
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "God Friended Me" and learn what it's like for cops to watch cop shows. Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scat...
1hr 42m Oct 02, 2018
1hr 42m
162: Faith Like Potatoes
This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces for an atheist review of "Faith Like Potatoes", the story of the plight of white people in apartheid South Africa. No, seriously. Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest eboo...
1hr 45m Sep 25, 2018
1hr 45m
161: Where is Good?
This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Where is Good?", the story of a husband trying to forgive his wife for getting raped and failing. Yes, it's that bad. In fact, if anything, it's worse than I'm making it sound. Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-475918...
1hr 44m Sep 18, 2018
1hr 44m
160: O.B.A.M. Nude
This week, the guys team of for an atheist review of O.B.A.M. Nude, the story of a giant baby. I mean, that's not what the filmmaker would tell you it was about, but trust us, it's about a giant baby. Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick u...
1hr 37m Sep 11, 2018
1hr 37m
159: New World Order
This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "New World Order", the story of a bunch of people waiting around for a plot to break out. Check out more of Thomas Smith on Serious Inquiries Only (https://seriouspod.com/) , The Opening Arguments (https://openargs.com/) Podcast, Philosophers in Space (https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/) , and Comedy Shoeshine (https://comedyshoeshine.com...
1hr 48m Sep 04, 2018
1hr 48m