#71 - Dave Ebert of MTV's Guy Code
Life's a beach! Comedian Dave Ebert joins the lovers for a roll on the sex shore and everyone gets sand in their crack! Dave teaches listeners and lovers about compromise, while Murf shoves ground coffee into his pee hole and Diana falls for a Texan (horse). Follow Dave's sexcapades @horsedivorce, visit david charles ebert dot com and watch MTV2—he's on, like, every show.
1hr 10m Jun 17, 2015
1hr 10m
#70 - Molly Gaebe of Last Night
Holy Hump Day! One of the true greats, writer/actor/comedian Madame Molly Gaebe, brings that explosive je ne sais quois to the nookie nest and the lovers don't want to let her go.Miss Molly cries over spilled milk, while Diana sells homemade lemonade and Murf makes his own fudge; Hoz delivers fun facts on the dark net!!!Find more Gaebe @MollyGaebe, read her musings on Reductress dot com, and go...
56m Jun 10, 2015
56m
#69 - Aaron Jackson of Fucking Identical Twins: A Musical - LIVE!
Do not miss this lusty loose live event! The lovers welcome NYC-based comedian Mr. Aaron Jackson onto the sex stage and things GET WET.Aaron opines on matters of the butt, while Murf drinks jizz and Diana dies. Get more Aaron @AaronJackson85 and on the UCBT stages in NYC. He is a real gem, folks.
53m Jun 01, 2015
53m
#68 - Alison Rich of Saturday Night Live
Funny and foxy SNL writer, Miss Alison Rich, joins the lovers in their coitus car and the threesome take quite a raucous ride!Alison explains her safe drink, while Diana talks tits and Murf croons Blue Moon to all the lonely hearts out there.Find more A-Rich at Alison Rich dot com and @AlisonIsRich
49m May 27, 2015
49m
#67 - Shonali Bhowmik of Tigers and Monkeys
The lovers invite musician and comic, Miss Shonali Bhowmik, into their boozy bunk and become great bedfellows. Shonali explains the south, while Diana chats weddings and Murf sings for his supper. Get more Lady Bhowmik at Shonali Bhowmik dot com and follow her sweet ass at @Shonali_
1hr May 20, 2015
1hr
#66 - Anthony Sneed of Chasing Banksy
Damn, this ep is all hot 'n' bothered! The lovers welcome actor and fine artist, Mister Anthony Sneed, into their sex sauna, and things get sweaty! Anthony defends doll dating, while Murf changes his name, and Diana takes the 80s to task. Oh, and The Hoz gets fired twice. Yikes. Check out all things Sneed at anthony sneed dot com, and follow the talented gent on Twitter @anthony_sneed.
42m May 13, 2015
42m
#65 - Mikey Erg of The Ergs
This ep is erg-tastic! The lovers welcome beloved punk rocker, Mr. Mikey Erg, into their hump house and the Do Not Disturb sign do hangeth. Mikey discusses the love affair between music and comedy, Diana grows a beard, and Murf reveals he spent a night with Don Henley. For more Mikey, follow the cool dude on Twitter @MikeyErg and check out all his rad music today!
39m May 06, 2015
39m
#64 - Ashley Skidmore of TV Land's Younger
Ooooweeee, we got a live one! Hysterical writer and actress, Miss Ashley Skidmore, joins the lovers in their lust lair and rumps do bump.Ashley explains the LA swan epidemic, Diana molds some man clay, and Murf longs for sensual Sonic the H-Hog. All the while, The Hoz holds down the fuck fort.Find more Ashley @Shhhhhhley and find more of us at our next live show, Ménage à Trois Radio After Dark...
42m Apr 29, 2015
42m
#63 - Pinhead of Hellraiser
The lovers are trading pleasure for pain when they summon the leader of the Cenobites, Pinhead, to join them in the sack! Diana fools around with the Lament Configuration, Murf questions everyone's motives, and Pinhead sings Nine Inch Nails. You can follow Pinhead on Twitter (maybe?), or catch him doing his thing in Clive Barker's Hellraiser.
34m Apr 22, 2015
34m
#62 - Clara Bizna$$ of Hand Job Academy
Is it Shark Week already?! The Lovers welcome Miss Claire Beaudreault, AKA Clara Bizna$$, a dope emcee from Brooklyn-based rap collective, Hand Job Academy. Claire opines on thin walls and spicy soft drinks, while Murf teaches some sex ed, and Diana pledges her loyalty to Donna Martin. The HOZ keeps things tight, in-bed and in-studio. Get more Bizna$$: follow her @ClaraBiznass, and visit hand...
49m Apr 15, 2015
49m
#61 - Jason Nash of Jason Nash Is Married
Six seconds in heaven! The lovers get sloppy with Vine star & comedian Mr. Jason Nash. Jason is truly Reelin' In the Years in this episode, while Diana does the Dirty Work, and Murf demands they Do It Again. You can follow Jason on Vine at Vine.co/JasonNash & on Twitter @Jason23Nash. Also, help fund his movie, FML: A Social Media Adventure, over on Kickstarter!
44m Apr 08, 2015
44m
#60 - Halle Kiefer of Friends of The People
Ooooh, mama! The happy humpers invite writer and stand up, Miss Halle Kiefer, into their spank stable and they sure do Ride It, My Pony.Halle pines for THE SCATMAN, Murf has too many children, and Diana may be three degrees from Kevin Bacon, twice removed. The Hoz holds down the fuck fort, per usual.Find more Halle here: hallekiefer.tumblr.com and follow her at @HalleKiefer. She is the greatest.
47m Apr 01, 2015
47m
#59 - Jake Fogelnest of Wet Hot American Summer
Listen up, radio heads, this jam is the shit! The lovers woo Mr. Jake Fogelnest into their hump hammock and things get twisted! Jake pushes his brand agenda hard, Diana takes a swim across the pond to inspect otter gents, and Murf secretly jerks off in Producer Hoz's coffee—he still doesn't know!Find more Fogelnest at jakefogelnest.tumblr.com and follow his adventures on Twitter @jakefogelnest....
42m Mar 25, 2015
42m
#58 - Travis Morrison of The Dismemberment Plan
Tape down that boner for what! The lovers scooped indie rocker Mr. Travis Morrison into their pants and liked how he wiggled around.In this ep: Travis "explains music," Murf sells weed to cops, and Diana makes some calls to rent out a room in the lovers' apartment for some extra cash. Producer and resident gimp, Ben, is sleeping.Find more Travis at travismorrison dot com. And don't miss the nex...
49m Mar 18, 2015
49m
#57 - David Bluvband of The Chris Gethard Show
A day late, but def not a dollar short! The lovers have comedic actor Mister David Bluvband in bed, and they're rolling around in cold hard cash.We learn that the human fish himself has a penchant for serial killers, Murf isn't impressed by artsy bosoms, and Diana worries about certain lizards' ability to digitally pleasure. All the while Hoz keeps things grounded with some good old-fashioned p...
1hr 3m Mar 12, 2015
1hr 3m
#56 - Nicole Drespel of Broad City
This week, the lovers invite sweet comedian, Miss Nicole Drespel, into their sex box and she does not disappoint. Everyone learns how to properly fist, which relatives are "off limits," and who can't read.Nicole is a special gem and you're gonna want more of her: follow her on Twitter @nicolemtherese and watch her kill it on the reg performing improv at the UCB Theatre East every Friday eve wit...
48m Mar 04, 2015
48m
#55 - Hallie Bulleit of The LLC
In this punk rock episode, performing artist Miss Hallie Bulleit joins us for a lively discussion about the dark side of the 80s, prolapsed anuses, and snuggling with Big Brother. Check out all things Hallie on HallieBulleit.com, @HallieBulleit on Twitter, and give her new band Hiccup a listen on Bandcamp.
55m Feb 25, 2015
55m
#54 - Austin Fremont of Fremont Blue Events
Weeeeeee doggy! We're pumped as fucked to roll around with event planner, and NYC socialite Miss Austin Fremont! Austin lets us know she's down with underwear, Murf crushes on the Wilson brothers, and Diana is on fire! If you need an event planned in NYC, or if you just want to party with a legend, get with her on Twitter @FremontBlue. And don't forget...you can catch the lovers live on stage...
51m Feb 18, 2015
51m
#53 - Mike Scollins of Funny Or Die
Hold on to yer g-string, this was a bumpy thumpy ride with SNL contributor Mister Mike Scollins, who the lovers surprise with his favorite lube!In this ep: Murf falls in love with a new tropical drink, Diana opines on tongues in her butt, and Mike trolls his alma mater for nubile babes. In an act of Cupid—and producer/gimp HOZ—a brand new segment is born: not to be missed!Go follow Mike on Twit...
43m Feb 11, 2015
43m
#52 - Jo Firestone of PUNDERDOME 3000
Yummy mummy! This ep was a wild n' crazy ride with a wild n' crazy gal: Miss Jo Firestone, star of stage and radio. The lovers share sips and secrets with the lovable comedy writer and actor. Sweet Jo shares her fantasy wedding scenario, while Diana reveals Who is So Horny, and Murf finally explains love in terms our jock listeners will understand. Thanks be to our big bad mama, UCB Comedy, an...
52m Feb 04, 2015
52m
#51 - Juan Nicolon of Persons Magazine
The Lovers welcome comedian and writer, Latin Stallion Juan Nicolon, by way of a hill in Uruguay, into the sex soup, and he goes down like a sweet spit smoothie.This ep gets off to a raucous start when we find out about Juan's tiny turtleneck; Diana tells tales out of school about Slinkies; The HOZ teaches us a thing or two about Vitamin C and prehistoric titties; and Murf gives genital mutilat...
50m Jan 21, 2015
50m
#50 - Amber Nelson of Murderfist
We ring in the New Year right, with fabulous NYC-based comedian, Miss Amber Nelson! This timeless Southern broad rides the mechanical bull that is "the lovers" and doesn't get off till the end!Diana fracks for beer, Murf finally brings racial tensions to an end with the Malt Liquor connection, and Amber goes method for a saucy role.Don't miss this wet 'n' wild sexy walk! You're gonna want more ...
54m Jan 14, 2015
54m
#49 - Colt Cabana, professional wrestler
This episode we go on the road, and have a very discreet rendezvous in the hotel room of legendary wrestler Mr. Colt Cabana! Colt lets us know just how much milk is in Muscle Milk, Diana sexercises, and Murf crashes a plane. Colt is a national treasure, so do yourself a favor and listen to his podcast (The Art of Wrestling) on iTunes, follow him on Twitter @ColtCabana, and catch him wrasslin' ...
1hr 3m Dec 16, 2014
1hr 3m
#48 - Emma Willmann of TimeOutNY's 10 Funniest Women in NYC
Squirting with holiday cheer, the lovers catch stand up comic extraordinaire, Miss Emma Willmann, underneath the mistletoe and stay there sucking face for over an hour! Emma delivers some hot-buttered tips for online-dating super models, while Diana sits on a choice part of Santa Nixon and Murf is visited by the Date-that-never-was Ghost of Christmas-past. Our producer and resident Rudolph, Be...
1hr 5m Dec 10, 2014
1hr 5m
#47 - Zack Poitras of Funny or Die
This week, the lovers welcome smooth operator Mr. Zack Poitras, AKA Dr. Sex Man over at The Occasional on Funny or Die, into their love lair. In a Ménage à Trois Radio first, the threesome FINALLY DINES! The magical snack gives them the energy to get down to brass tacks—Zack explains why he crawls into a man's van, Diana shares her motivations for waiting outside the local high school, Murf op...
57m Dec 03, 2014
57m
#46 - Stoya, adult film superstar & writer ~ The Lost Episode
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?! IT'S A SEX/TIME MACHINE!Take a nude promenade down mammary lane with this Finger Blast From The Past. Recorded almost one year ago, we can still feel the heat of adult film superstar and writer, Stoya, on our chaise lounge-for-three. The sex sound footage has finally surfaced, with special commentary from The Lovers. Recorded in less than ideal circumstances, it has taken 35...
36m Nov 26, 2014
36m
#45 - Brooks Wheelan, alum of Saturday Night Live
Lordy, lordy! Are we jazzed to have comedian Brooks Wheelan in bed with us, or what?! Brooks gets bicoastal, Diana reveals a family secret, and Murf relives his incarceration. Can't get enough Brooks Wheelan? Well then, follow him on Twitter @brookswheelan. Also, he's headlining in comedy clubs all over the USA. For tour dates, head over to brookswheelan.com.
58m Nov 19, 2014
58m
#44 - Lauren Adams of Netflix's Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Our juices are flowing upon the arrival of actor/comedian Miss Lauren Adams to our love nest! Lauren throws caution to the wind when pairing wine and meat, Murf is exposed as a Notre Dame football fan, and Diana defends her love of The Bachelor. Want more Lauren Adams in your life? Of course you do. Go to laurenconlinadams.com for all things Lauren, follow her on Twitter @LaurenConAd, and stay...
54m Nov 12, 2014
54m
#43 - Morgan Evans of MTV
The lovers welcome young buck Mr. Morgan Evans into their juicy water bed. The comedy writer and director describes his special Coolio-inspired attire, Diana finds a new favorite word, and Murf finally explains ebola. Stop what you're doing and watch Morgan's myriad projects on MTV, follow him on Twitter @TotallyMorgan and peep TotallyMorgan.com for all things totally Morgan.
52m Nov 05, 2014
52m
#42 - Phoebe Robinson of Glamour Magazine
We’re fully aroused with the arrival of Miss Phoebe Robinson to our sex swing! The stand-up comedian, writer, and all around fun gal gives us the lowdown on Etsy, Diana finds a surprise in the microwave, and we discusses the finer points of a venti sized Valencia Orange Refresher from Starbucks, also known as "bougie Tang”. Do yourself a favor and follow Phoebe Robinson on Twitter @PRobinsonCo...
46m Oct 29, 2014
46m
#41 - Bridget Everett of Inside Amy Schumer
After a blue ball hiatus, we make our triumphant return with the one and only Miss Bridget Everett! Among shared Tender Moments, the sexual chanteuse eases the lovers back into the sack with shared Chardonnay, saucy secrets and 100 orgasms. Check out Bridget on Inside Amy Schumer, follow her @BridgetEverett and for the love of god, see her sensually raucous alt cabaret live at Joe's Pub.
50m Oct 22, 2014
50m
#40- Live From NYC Podfest 2014 with Matthew Brian Cohen
NYC Podfest 2014! In this special live episode Diana and Murf get extremely loose on the road while welcoming Matt Cohen into their motel bed. Matt discusses the importance of emoji sex in a long-distance relationship, Diana takes multiple whiskey shots, and Murf slips into a deep drunk while attempting to do a podcast. You must love Matt Cohen. He's contributed to SNL's Weekend Update, The On...
55m Jan 21, 2014
55m
#39 - Matt Rubano of The All-American Rejects
Feel that bass in your loins? Sure you do. It's coming from The All-American Rejects touring bassist Mr. Matt Rubano! Matt coins the phrase "scotch damn!", Diana renames dental dam a "condette", and Murf decides to "be the eunuch". Plus, we adopt a homeless! Do yourself a favor and follow @MatthewRubano on Twitter, and peep his website mattrubano.com. This man can tickle the strings!
48m Jan 16, 2014
48m
#38 - John Gemberling of Super Fun Night
We are throbbing with excitement to welcome actor/comedian Mr. John Gemberling into our love stew. John discusses the nuisance of cleaning butt plugs, Diana shares her experience as a high-rise voyeur, and Murf crunches the numbers to figure out how many blow jobs equal one sex. Plus, we're goin' melon pickin' y'all! We're sure you want more Gemberling, so follow his ass on Twitter @Gemberlick...
54m Jan 07, 2014
54m
#37 - Griffin Newman of Law & Order: SVU
He looks nine years old, but we assure you, he's 100% grown-ass man—join us lovers as we welcome to our dawg bed, the inimitable Mr. Griffin Newman! You've seen him shaking his sweet ass on numerous Big Apple stages, on TV in USA's Political Animals, and on the lovers' fave show, Law and Order: SVU. Griffin lets us in on some hot Ice-T gossip; Murf discovers neanderthal sex fossils; and Diana ...
46m Dec 16, 2013
46m
#36 - Caitlin Brodnick of Glamour Magazine's Screw You Cancer
Sassy storyteller Caity Brodnick joins us in the trust tree for some break down, break through talk on Mexican Coke, the healing powers of happy youth, and Murf's undying devotion to Archie Bunker. In a shocking twist of fate, the episode concludes in Caity professing her undying love for her husband, despite the lovers' advances. Join us on this fantastic voyage of life, love and rat boners. ...
46m Dec 08, 2013
46m
#35 - Will Hines of The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
We are cocked, locked, and fully loaded with taut-bottomed comedian Mr. Will Hines in bed! Will tests the aphrodisiac properties of ginger, Diana becomes a pinball wizard, and Murf refuses to sleep on his stomach while sober. Plus, Satan!!! You can get your Will Hines fix at willhines.net, and follow his sweet moves on Twitter @willhines.
48m Dec 04, 2013
48m
#34 - Sasheer Zamata of Saturday Night Live
We are pumped to dance with writer/actor/comedian/Magic Hat enthusiast Miss Sasheer Zamata! Sasheer sheds some light on Japanese virgins, Diana explains why mistresses cause heart attacks, and Murf finally reveals his true feelings about Ben Affleck. Climb aboard! You would be a fool not to check out all things Sasheer at sasheer.com. Also, follow her on Twitter @thesheertruth and check out he...
40m Nov 27, 2013
40m
#33 - David Sims of The A.V. Club
We are extremely hot and bothered to welcome esteemed television critic Mr. David Sims onto our haystack. David shows us how to sip bourbon straight, Diana finds a soulmate in Peg Bundy, and Murf has a spontaneous orgasm. Promise us you'll "think off" while listening to this episode. You will? Great! You can read all of David's television reviews at avclub.com, and follow this charming fellow ...
43m Nov 20, 2013
43m
#32 - Conner O'Malley of Late Night with Seth Meyers
Oooooo weeee, are we jacked to have Mr. Conner O'Malley slip sliding with us...straight to ecstasy. Conner gets all hopped up on a thermos full of joe, then ships us off to AIDS island. Before we leave, Diana packs her copy of the new Tori Amos album, Perfectly Broken, and Murf races to unravel the Michael Jordan gambling conspiracy. Ménage à Trois Radio, keeping it "sex positive" since 2013. ...
48m Nov 04, 2013
48m
#31 - Trixie Little, award-winning burlesque superstar
We are tickled to have Miss Trixie Little rolling around in our bed. Trixie discusses the high-wire act that is working and living with her lover, The Evil Hate Monkey. Murf reveals the stinkiest part of his body, and Diana condemns the bidet. Plus, we fantasize about Javier Bardem singing Barry White. Mmmmmmm…. You must catch Trixie Little and The Evil Hate Monkey performing around NYC at The...
40m Nov 04, 2013
40m
#30 - Henry Zebrowski of The Wolf of Wall Street
Boo! That's right, it's spooky time. On this very special Halloween episode, we are joined in the sex dungeon by legendary ghoulish pervert, Mr. Henry Zebrowski. Henry invites Diana & Murf onto his casting couch as they pound Budweiser tallboys, the gang takes a trip through a naked haunted house, and then everyone masturbates to a Spice Girls song. Happy Halloween.....mwahahahaha!!! You can b...
42m Oct 29, 2013
42m
#29 - JC Coccoli of MTV's Hey Girl
We welcome a hilarious ladybird into our love nest on this belligerent hour of romance radio. Talking satirical beauty of MTV's Hey Girl and Chelsea Lately, JC Coccoli, is sailing the comedy circuit, leaving belly laughs in her wake. We get the goods as she opines on empowered twerking, the exponential strength of the Coreys (Haim and Feldman, obvi), and antiques her way into a madman's heart, ...
1hr Oct 23, 2013
1hr
#28 - Ashley Albert of the Royal Palms Shuffleboard Club
Recognize that arousing voice? It's Ms. Ashley Albert's sweet crooning vocals, seducing us on this beguiling episode of hearts n' parts radio. Albert wears many hip hats—besides voicing Daria's Tiffany Blum-Deckler, she's also the lead singer of the children's band, The Jimmies, a jewelry maven, and an entrepreneur extraordinaire. Things get downright tawdry as Albert opines on Dolly Parton, ad...
46m Oct 16, 2013
46m
#27 - Fred Chao, writer/illustrator of Johnny Hiro
We play it fast and loose when we welcome Mr. Fred Chao into our bedroom. Fred serenades us with some Digital Underground, Murf tells us why Larry Flynt is superior to Hugh Hefner, and Diana makes a habit of licking tears. Bonus: we coin the term vaginism! We would also like to give a special shout to our hardworking producer Taylor Moore, who doubles as our fluffer for this episode. You need ...
44m Oct 05, 2013
44m
#26 - Shalyah Evans of MTV's Girl Code
We are so turned on to have winsome performer and MTV personality Miss Shalyah Evans in our waterbed. Shalyah breaks down fairytales while sipping on rum, as Diana and Murf discuss penis molds while sneaking around in a petting zoo. All this, plus some professional canine porn, on this episode of Menage a Trois Radio! Once this encounter leaves you wanting more, tune in to MTV at any hour of t...
46m Oct 02, 2013
46m
#25 - Derek Evers of Impose Magazine
Fore! You must listen as we get Derek Evers high off the rare Northern delicacy that is ginger ale. Derek stares at his own penis as we chat golf, using the USPS to mail pubes, and marsupial pouch fucking. Plus, you heard it here first: Derek Evers for president! You can read some of Derek's articles on golfdigest.com, and please check out his independent music & culture magazine online at imp...
39m Aug 26, 2013
39m
#24 - Kate Hooker of Brooklyn Based
We had to dry off our panties after rolling around with Miss Kate Hooker. Sipping on a summer shandy, chatting field hockey, and saving the vagina for marriage—this episode is a WASP's delight! Also, we beg the question: are overweight, diabetic house-cats sexy? Do yourself a favor and read up on all Kate's contributions to Brooklyn Based, and follow her on Twitter @folinsbeek.
36m Aug 26, 2013
36m
#23 - Arthur Meyer of The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
We are elated to have distinguished goof artist Mr. Arthur Meyer between our silk sheets. Arthur lies, Diana admits to pen sniffing, and Murf reveals his strict masturbatory schedule. All this, and the knowledge that female horses are unicorns, on this episode of Ménage à Trois Radio! Arthur Meyer is a really funny person, but don't take our word for it. Catch him in the act every weeknight at...
49m Aug 26, 2013
49m
#22 - Nicole Byer of MTV's Girl Code
We are oozing with tasty love juices as we welcome Miss Nicole Byer into our lust den! Nicole informs us that butter lettuce is nature's condom, Murf slurs his words, and Diana considers a career working at a bagel shop. Plus, we re-enact 65% of the motion picture Ghost. Oh yeah, and kids, stop saying "no homo"! You can witness the hysterical Nicole Byer on Girl Code, which airs constantly on ...
51m Aug 25, 2013
51m