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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/27989193/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/27989193/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/27989193/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/27989193/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/27989193/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #2c2c2b; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/27989193/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world&#39;s largest exporter of false teeth.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
38m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1492810112" data-format="short_date">Apr 21, 2017</span></span>
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38m
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/27866832/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/27866832/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/27866832/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/27866832/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/27866832/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #464645; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/27866832/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world&#39;s largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
45m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1492098893" data-format="short_date">Apr 13, 2017</span></span>
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<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
45m
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/27780789/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/27780789/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/27780789/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/27780789/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/27780789/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #e0dbc6; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/27780789/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
39m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1491589816" data-format="short_date">Apr 07, 2017</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
39m
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/27662482/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/27662482/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/27662482/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/27662482/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/27662482/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #ddd6b8; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/27662482/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As A Weasel&#39;s Fridge
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
44m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1490985406" data-format="short_date">Mar 31, 2017</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
44m
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/27541512/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/27541512/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/27541512/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/27541512/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/27541512/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #262625; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/27541512/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
41m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1490378400" data-format="short_date">Mar 24, 2017</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
41m
</div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/27438530/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/27438530/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/27438530/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/27438530/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/27438530/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #292927; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/27438530/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you&#39;ve never really heard Churchill&#39;s famous speeches.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
39m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1489789954" data-format="short_date">Mar 17, 2017</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
39m
</div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/27320434/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/27320434/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/27320434/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/27320434/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/27320434/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #282725; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/27320434/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson&#39;s johnson shower and the Old People Forecast
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
38m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1489170600" data-format="short_date">Mar 10, 2017</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
38m
</div>
</div>
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</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/27211496/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/27211496/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/27211496/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/27211496/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/27211496/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #2a2929; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/27211496/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK&#39;s noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world&#39;s first cannabis smokers.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
41m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1488585332" data-format="short_date">Mar 03, 2017</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
41m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/27086184/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/27086184/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/27086184/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/27086184/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/27086184/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #454443; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/27086184/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world&#39;s Scilliest soccer teams.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
39m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1487959200" data-format="short_date">Feb 24, 2017</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
39m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/26972284/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/26972284/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/26972284/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/26972284/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/26972284/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #272625; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/26972284/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions&#39; leftovers, and why we&#39;re thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
43m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1487356537" data-format="short_date">Feb 17, 2017</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
43m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
<hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
<div class="card rounded-0 border-0 pas qa-audio-clip-overview" style="--bs-card-bg: transparent;">
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/26856038/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/26856038/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/26856038/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/26856038/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/26856038/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #434241; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/26856038/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don&#39;t want to french kiss a frog.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
37m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1486745400" data-format="short_date">Feb 10, 2017</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
37m
</div>
</div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/26744415/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/26744415/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/26744415/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/26744415/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/26744415/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #a5a4a1; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/26744415/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
38m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1486141200" data-format="short_date">Feb 03, 2017</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
38m
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No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
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Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
35m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1485549954" data-format="short_date">Jan 27, 2017</span></span>
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<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
35m
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No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street&#39;s Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
29m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1484945065" data-format="short_date">Jan 20, 2017</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
29m
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No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
37m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1484347262" data-format="short_date">Jan 13, 2017</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
37m
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/26318277/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/26318277/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/26318277/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/26318277/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/26318277/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #2c2c2b; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/26318277/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
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No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world&#39;s most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
49m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1483732027" data-format="short_date">Jan 06, 2017</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
49m
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/26224010/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/26224010/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/26224010/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/26224010/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/26224010/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #22211f; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/26224010/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
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A compilation episodes of bits there weren&#39;t time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
33m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1483119000" data-format="short_date">Dec 30, 2016</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
33m
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/26157206/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/26157206/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/26157206/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/26157206/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/26157206/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #23221f; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/26157206/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
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A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish&#39;s spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
31m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1482523200" data-format="short_date">Dec 23, 2016</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
31m
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No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
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<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
35m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1481923291" data-format="short_date">Dec 16, 2016</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
35m
</div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/25944999/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/25944999/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/25944999/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/25944999/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/25944999/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #333332; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/25944999/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain&#39;s 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
32m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1481311768" data-format="short_date">Dec 09, 2016</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
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32m
</div>
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No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
34m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1480704367" data-format="short_date">Dec 02, 2016</span></span>
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34m
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/25693330/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/25693330/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/25693330/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/25693330/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/25693330/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #272625; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/25693330/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
</h5>
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant&#39;s footprint and why to strive for that &#39;classic poo look&#39;.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
42m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1480093126" data-format="short_date">Nov 25, 2016</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
42m
</div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/25572486/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/25572486/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/25572486/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/25572486/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/25572486/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #2d2c2c; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/25572486/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa&#39;s Naughty and Nice List.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
42m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1479500608" data-format="short_date">Nov 18, 2016</span></span>
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</div>
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42m
</div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/25488277/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/25488277/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/25488277/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/25488277/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/25488277/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #30302f; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/25488277/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
</h5>
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Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel&#39;s jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
37m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1478908800" data-format="short_date">Nov 12, 2016</span></span>
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</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
37m
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No Such Thing As Fluff Island
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Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
37m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1478286000" data-format="short_date">Nov 04, 2016</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
37m
</div>
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No Such Thing As Churchill&#39;s Secret Parrot
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don&#39;t work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
39m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1477677449" data-format="short_date">Oct 28, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
39m
</div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/25019555/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/25019555/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/25019555/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/25019555/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/25019555/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #2a2929; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/25019555/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys&#39;s porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
36m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1477091784" data-format="short_date">Oct 21, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
36m
</div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/24879481/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/24879481/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/24879481/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/24879481/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/24879481/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #262521; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/24879481/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
41m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1476475803" data-format="short_date">Oct 14, 2016</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
41m
</div>
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<a class="text-decoration-none" href="/posts/5140564-no-such-thing-as-sauce-for-the-king-of-sweden"><div class="Episode-list-grid card-body pan">
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/24752344/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/24752344/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/24752344/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/24752344/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/24752344/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #30302e; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/24752344/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
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Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
36m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1475873767" data-format="short_date">Oct 07, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
36m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
<hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
<div class="card rounded-0 border-0 pas qa-audio-clip-overview" style="--bs-card-bg: transparent;">
<a class="text-decoration-none" href="/posts/5114255-no-such-thing-as-paranoid-ants"><div class="Episode-list-grid card-body pan">
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/24619203/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/24619203/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/24619203/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/24619203/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/24619203/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #272625; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/24619203/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
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<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
37m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1475271535" data-format="short_date">Sep 30, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
37m
</div>
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</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/24477698/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/24477698/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/24477698/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/24477698/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/24477698/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #2b2b2a; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/24477698/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
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No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
45m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1474669689" data-format="short_date">Sep 23, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
45m
</div>
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</a></div>
<hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/24334550/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/24334550/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/24334550/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/24334550/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/24334550/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #2b2b2a; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/24334550/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
41m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1474056180" data-format="short_date">Sep 16, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
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<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
41m
</div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/24205372/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/24205372/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/24205372/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/24205372/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/24205372/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #272726; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/24205372/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing As Train Jam
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
38m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1473452710" data-format="short_date">Sep 09, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
38m
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/24082060/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/24082060/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/24082060/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/24082060/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/24082060/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #333230; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/24082060/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
35m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1472774400" data-format="short_date">Sep 02, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
35m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
<hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
<div class="card rounded-0 border-0 pas qa-audio-clip-overview" style="--bs-card-bg: transparent;">
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/23945554/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/23945554/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/23945554/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/23945554/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/23945554/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #313030; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/23945554/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
36m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1472169600" data-format="short_date">Aug 26, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
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36m
</div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/23856391/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856391/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856391/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856391/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856391/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #e3d593; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/23856391/1400x1400/c" />
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No Such Thing As &#39;Carry On Colliding&#39;
</h5>
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world&#39;s least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
31m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1471564800" data-format="short_date">Aug 19, 2016</span></span>
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<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
31m
</div>
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No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
35m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1470960000" data-format="short_date">Aug 12, 2016</span></span>
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<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
35m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/23856396/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856396/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856396/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856396/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856396/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #30302f; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/23856396/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
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No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
32m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1470355200" data-format="short_date">Aug 05, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
32m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/23856400/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856400/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856400/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856400/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856400/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #2f2f2e; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/23856400/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx &amp; Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
33m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1469750400" data-format="short_date">Jul 29, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
33m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/23856411/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856411/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856411/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856411/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856411/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #282726; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/23856411/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
35m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1469145600" data-format="short_date">Jul 22, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
35m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/23856408/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856408/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856408/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856408/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856408/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #333332; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/23856408/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
35m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1468540800" data-format="short_date">Jul 15, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
35m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
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<a class="text-decoration-none" href="/posts/4960793-no-such-thing-as-the-sword-in-the-carbon-fibre"><div class="Episode-list-grid card-body pan">
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/23856410/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856410/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856410/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856410/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856410/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #292728; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/23856410/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
34m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1467936000" data-format="short_date">Jul 08, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
34m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/23856412/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856412/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856412/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856412/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856412/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #2e2e2d; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/23856412/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
34m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1467331200" data-format="short_date">Jul 01, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
34m
</div>
</div>
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</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/23856420/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856420/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856420/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856420/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856420/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #272327; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/23856420/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
31m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1466726400" data-format="short_date">Jun 24, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
31m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/23856435/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856435/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856435/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856435/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856435/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #252324; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/23856435/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
41m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1466035200" data-format="short_date">Jun 16, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
41m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/23856425/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856425/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856425/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856425/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856425/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #2b2a2b; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/23856425/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
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No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
39m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1465430400" data-format="short_date">Jun 09, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
39m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
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<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/23856429/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856429/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856429/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856429/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/23856429/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #4f4f4e; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/23856429/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
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No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
43m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1464825600" data-format="short_date">Jun 02, 2016</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
43m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
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No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
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38m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1464220800" data-format="short_date">May 26, 2016</span></span>
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31m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1463616000" data-format="short_date">May 19, 2016</span></span>
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No Such Thing As A Flycycle
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
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43m
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<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1463097600" data-format="short_date">May 13, 2016</span></span>
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