No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
42m Nov 25, 2016
42m
No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
42m Nov 18, 2016
42m
No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
37m Nov 12, 2016
37m
No Such Thing As Fluff Island
Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
37m Nov 04, 2016
37m
No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
39m Oct 28, 2016
39m
No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
36m Oct 21, 2016
36m
No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
41m Oct 14, 2016
41m
No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
36m Oct 07, 2016
36m
No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
37m Sep 30, 2016
37m
No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
45m Sep 23, 2016
45m
No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
41m Sep 16, 2016
41m
No Such Thing As Train Jam
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
38m Sep 09, 2016
38m
No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
35m Sep 02, 2016
35m
No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
36m Aug 26, 2016
36m
No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
31m Aug 19, 2016
31m
No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
35m Aug 12, 2016
35m
No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
32m Aug 05, 2016
32m
No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
33m Jul 29, 2016
33m
No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
35m Jul 22, 2016
35m
No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
35m Jul 15, 2016
35m
No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
34m Jul 08, 2016
34m
No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
34m Jul 01, 2016
34m
No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
31m Jun 24, 2016
31m
No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
41m Jun 16, 2016
41m
No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
39m Jun 09, 2016
39m
No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
43m Jun 02, 2016
43m
No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
38m May 26, 2016
38m
No Such Thing As A Tantrump
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.
31m May 19, 2016
31m
No Such Thing As A Flycycle
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
43m May 13, 2016
43m
No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
33m May 06, 2016
33m
No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
37m Apr 29, 2016
37m
No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
34m Apr 22, 2016
34m
No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
33m Apr 15, 2016
33m
No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
38m Apr 08, 2016
38m
No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
38m Apr 01, 2016
38m
No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
34m Mar 25, 2016
34m
No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
32m Mar 18, 2016
32m
No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas
Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America.
33m Mar 11, 2016
33m
No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor
Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.
32m Mar 04, 2016
32m
No Such Thing As A Water Mortar
Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards.
28m Feb 26, 2016
28m
No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.
33m Feb 18, 2016
33m
No Such Thing As A Zillion And One
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast.
42m Feb 12, 2016
42m
No Such Thing As Bread Civilians
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through.
35m Feb 05, 2016
35m
No Such Thing As Planet George
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner.
35m Jan 29, 2016
35m
No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries.
34m Jan 22, 2016
34m
No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges.
33m Jan 15, 2016
33m
No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.
33m Jan 08, 2016
33m
No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies.
34m Jan 01, 2016
34m
No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis
Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN!We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year! In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain.
33m Dec 25, 2015
33m
No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass.
37m Dec 18, 2015
37m