No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the worm.
39m Dec 11, 2015
39m
No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion
Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice.
51m Dec 04, 2015
51m
No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken
Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss one-tree forests, car-henge, and death-defying ticket inspectors.
35m Nov 27, 2015
35m
No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet
Live from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss William Wordsworth's nickname, lettuce grown in space, and Van Gogh's new ear.
33m Nov 20, 2015
33m
No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.
28m Nov 19, 2015
28m
No Such Thing As The Pajama Police
Live from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss mining for jeans, what Jesus really looked like, and the most famous snail in Britain.
39m Nov 13, 2015
39m
No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attire, Ancient Egyptian pornography and competitive puddle-jumping.
32m Nov 06, 2015
32m
No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman
Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss naughty Popes, attractive picnic tables and "fun facts" about hawks.
33m Oct 30, 2015
33m
No Such Thing As A Donkumentary
Dan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangerous ticks, millennium bugs and a newly discovered Bastard.
35m Oct 23, 2015
35m
No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog
Live from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss courageous cats, extreme parking, weird awards and moths' invisibility cloaks.
36m Oct 16, 2015
36m
No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg
Live from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ancient lost property offices, the Town Crier World Championships and how to make fire from ice.
41m Oct 09, 2015
41m
No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly
Anna, James, Alex and Anne discuss glow-in-the-dark animals, Dr Seuss’s secret war films and what happens when you Google something.
25m Oct 02, 2015
25m
No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss magnetic ham sandwiches, the original use for bubblewrap, and the world’s first vending machine.
30m Sep 25, 2015
30m
No Such Thing As A Sad High Five
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Scrabble's unlikely champion, why you shouldn't pick a fight a hairy frog & all the latest in itch news.
40m Sep 18, 2015
40m
No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb.
36m Sep 11, 2015
36m
No Such Thing As Pee-Bay
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of buttons, White House squirrel problems and sewer-powered street lamps.
40m Sep 04, 2015
40m
No Such Thing As Mould Juice
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first ever eBay auction, poo-flavoured ice cream, and the what happened to Fleming's mould.
30m Aug 28, 2015
30m
No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive
Live from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facts suggested from the audience, including blue margarine, superstrong beetles and car-driving monkey butlers.
46m Aug 21, 2015
46m
No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with WiFi, and the world's only handwritten newspaper.
34m Aug 14, 2015
34m
No Such Thing As A Useless Condom
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret library porn, and cannibalistic cane toads.
37m Aug 07, 2015
37m
No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynthesising sea slugs, and the worst zoo in North Korea.
33m Jul 31, 2015
33m
No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock.
39m Jul 24, 2015
39m
No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies.
33m Jul 17, 2015
33m
No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read.
35m Jul 10, 2015
35m
No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw.
30m Jul 03, 2015
30m
No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks.
34m Jun 26, 2015
34m
No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood
Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-long book deals.
35m Jun 19, 2015
35m
No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.
36m Jun 12, 2015
36m
No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.
29m Jun 05, 2015
29m
No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock
Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.
36m May 29, 2015
36m
No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.
41m May 22, 2015
41m
No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.
45m May 15, 2015
45m
No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.
34m May 08, 2015
34m
No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard
In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever.
44m May 01, 2015
44m
No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.
40m Apr 24, 2015
40m
No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.
37m Apr 17, 2015
37m
No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all mankind.
39m Apr 10, 2015
39m
No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.
40m Apr 03, 2015
40m
No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoos when they die.
37m Mar 27, 2015
37m
No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up your nose.
42m Mar 20, 2015
42m
No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine
Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Tutankhamun's fashion choices, how to get ahead in a marathon, a city full of socks, and the most boring day ever.
51m Mar 13, 2015
51m
No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat
Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the most common safe words, the lizard of Oz, and why the world's happiest man isn't happy.
43m Mar 06, 2015
43m
No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style
Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of striptease, Hitler-shaped kettles, how to win a goat, and Anna's favourite table.
45m Feb 27, 2015
45m
No Such Thing As A Buff Panda
Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machine.
33m Feb 25, 2015
33m
No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish
Episode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elves
34m Feb 20, 2015
34m
No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer
Episode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destructive golf shot, why Starbucks has round tables, and the truth about Nemo.
33m Feb 14, 2015
33m
No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum
Episode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss bad Harry Potter translations, how to spot a Lama and ancient practical jokes.
44m Feb 07, 2015
44m
No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome
Episode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Von Humboldt's electrifying anal experiments, migrating limpets, and a time travelling bus service.
44m Jan 30, 2015
44m
No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup
Andy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad signal, an Ancient apartment block and Australia's swear box.
32m Jan 23, 2015
32m
No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette
Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-drawn prams, a cow's best friend and a dolphin's worst enemy.
37m Jan 16, 2015
37m