Little Fish: Now You Three Me
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts. In episode five, subjects include cork, clocks, Patsy Cline and Ming Campbell. We also meet eight more listeners who have become Custodians of Fish Facts.
34m Dec 01, 2025
34m
No Such Thing As A Forbidden Panettone
Anne Miller returns to join Dan, James and Andy in discussing peaks, pianos, panettoni and the Post Office tower. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
57m Nov 27, 2025
57m
Little Fish: Poor Benighted Mountain Beaver
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode four of our brand new weekly show. This week's subjects include unicycles, genetics, watermelons and Mr Darcy in a ball pit. We also meet eight more listeners who have become Custodians of Fish Facts.
30m Nov 23, 2025
30m
No Such Thing As Lily Allen In The Hellespont
Cariad Lloyd joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Byron, Bazalgette, bacteria and beautiful beaches. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code FISH at checkout....
54m Nov 20, 2025
54m
Little Fish: You've Been Harkin'd
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode three of our brand new weekly show. This week's subjects include Oklahoma, dinosaurs, pumpkins and the ISS. We also meet EIGHT listeners who have become Custodians of Fish Facts.
33m Nov 16, 2025
33m
No Such Thing As Aunt Bessie In A Red Citroën Picasso
Amy Gledhill joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss gambling, flirting, and pudding. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
51m Nov 13, 2025
51m
Little Fish: Yum Yum, Plum Plum
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode two of our brand new weekly show. This week's subjects include beds, wind, panhandles and Devo. We also meet our first four listeners who have become Fact Custodians.
32m Nov 09, 2025
32m
No Such Thing As A Chocolate Sausage
Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Rachel Parris joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss baboons, breakouts, Beethoven, and bottom stainers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
48m Nov 06, 2025
48m
Little Fish: Steam Exploded Donkey Bone Powder
Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in a brand new weekly show. This week's subjects include hamburgers, space, staircases and Berlin. We also meet our first four Fact Custodians (spoiler: you've met them a lot in the past).
32m Nov 02, 2025
32m
No Such Thing As Teletubby TikTok Tummies
Ben Elton joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Tinky Winky, Shakespeare, Lances and Popes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
55m Oct 30, 2025
55m
No Such Thing As A Litter Box In The Sahara
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Jamie Morton joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss onsens, letter bombs and Beerbohm. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
52m Oct 23, 2025
52m
No Such Thing As A Shark With A Ponytail
Sara Pascoe joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss fishing spiders, Blade Runners and Hitler's jumpers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checko...
55m Oct 16, 2025
55m
No Such Thing As Crown Jewels For The Cookie Monster
Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss currents, biscuit tins, jam dodgers and all sorts of pi. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
54m Oct 09, 2025
54m
No Such Thing As Jack Can't Reacher
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Frida Kahlo, Harriet Beecher Stowe, characters called Hector, and a tortoise protector. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
53m Oct 02, 2025
53m
No Such Thing As 'What's My Spoon?'
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Richard Osman discuss saving birds, saving money, celebrity spooning and unoriginal crooning. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
57m Sep 25, 2025
57m
No Such Thing As Sausage By Chanel
Dan, James, Andy and Ella Al Shamahi discuss Sci Fi, vespidae, real life hobbits and real death habits. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at chec...
1hr Sep 18, 2025
1hr
No Such Thing As The Doughnut Ambassador
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tractor tyres, doughnut dimples and protecting porpoises. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
52m Sep 11, 2025
52m
No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Plan B
Dan, James, Andy and Mary Beard discuss charioteers, Confederates, Latin and lovers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
1hr 1m Sep 04, 2025
1hr 1m
No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including flaming baptisms, defacing statues, painting ferris wheels, and why quantum entanglement is never the answer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
52m Aug 28, 2025
52m
No Such Thing As Love Spaghetti
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss dating, writing, inventing and horning. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
55m Aug 21, 2025
55m
No Such Thing As Dance Floor Book Club
Live from the Crossed Wires Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss podcast studios, parking spaces, robust moustaches and Robert Miles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily...
49m Aug 14, 2025
49m
No Such Thing As The Treaty Of Velociraptors
Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Elf Lyons, Ray O'Leary, Andrew O'Neill and Ahir Shah discuss punks, clowns, dinosaurs and post-Kantian transcendental idealism. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
1hr 1m Aug 07, 2025
1hr 1m
No Such Thing As Laser Club
Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Ian Smith, Abby Howells, Urooj Ashfaq and Nish Kumar discuss pigs, jigs and Jimi Hendrix. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
59m Jul 31, 2025
59m
No Such Thing As A Barney The Dinosaur In Westminster Abbey
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Canadian contours, Dylan's demise, Singapore Slings and sunflower seeds. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at c...
57m Jul 24, 2025
57m
No Such Thing As A Cat In A Muumuu
Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss feline ads, Egyptian irons and the Hammer of the Scots. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
54m Jul 17, 2025
54m
No Such Thing As Anti-Schmetterling Schnibbles
Dan, James and Andy discuss shining holes, glittery voles, Baker's burial and Basque butterflies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. D...
53m Jul 10, 2025
53m
No Such Thing As Workshopping The Alphabet
Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss lit trees, unreal squirrels, banging drums and sick bags. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
50m Jul 03, 2025
50m
No Such Thing As Dung Beetles In Madame Tussauds
James, Anna, Andy and Miles Jupp discuss wandering, wondering, cricket and critics. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
52m Jun 26, 2025
52m
No Such Thing As A Punk Monk
Live from the Nerdland Festival in Belgium, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss swords, sheep, Samurai and scientific studies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
46m Jun 19, 2025
46m
No Such Thing As Chris Nibble
Anna, Andy, James and Rhys Darby discuss robots, railways, lost witches and found phones. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download...
57m Jun 12, 2025
57m
No Such Thing As A Levis Jury
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Socrates, Stansted, short wigs and long waves. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
56m Jun 05, 2025
56m
No Such Thing As The Paula Radcliffe Of F1 Racing
Dan, Anna and Andy discuss 420 plants, 10 towns, 2 tongues and 0 licences. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
50m May 29, 2025
50m
No Such Thing As Drinking A Sock Full Of Custard
Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss postcards, Picasso, Foley and Fossey. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app o...
55m May 22, 2025
55m
No Such Thing As A Tuna Macchiato
Dan, Anna, Andy and Rosie Holt discuss apes, art, anecdotes and Ancient Rome. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
55m May 15, 2025
55m
No Such Thing As Siegfried Bassoon
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss particles, poems, plums, and Antonio da Ponte. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily ap...
56m May 08, 2025
56m
No Such Thing As Clean Victoria
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy socks, squeezy toothpaste, Daniel Day Lewis, and Gandy. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
58m May 01, 2025
58m
No Such Thing As Bin Day On A Nuclear Submarine
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Filipino kayakers, Norwegian tunnels and Chinese bubbles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Downlo...
55m Apr 24, 2025
55m
No Such Thing As Indiana Jones And The Rare Burrito
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss noise, names, notes and nachos. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
55m Apr 17, 2025
55m
No Such Thing As A Pouched Rat On The Housing Ladder
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss popes, perps, pouches and pooches. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to h...
53m Apr 10, 2025
53m
No Such Thing As A Venetian Barge
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss cloud eaters, load masters, and various Carpenters. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
56m Apr 03, 2025
56m
No Such Thing As A Cursed Cage
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts, including chats about shaking hands, wiggling ears, dancing on mats and prescient macaques. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
49m Mar 27, 2025
49m
Club Fish - Drop Us A Line - March 2025
Club Fish presents Drop Us A Line, where Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content like this at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
28m Mar 25, 2025
28m
No Such Thing As A Guinea Pig Saloon
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss sobbing sticks, selling saffron and sacrificing sheep. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download ...
52m Mar 20, 2025
52m
No Such Thing as Pyramids in Johannesburg
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss scary bananas, sneaky eels and somewhat ironic songs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
59m Mar 13, 2025
59m
No Such Thing As Captain Birdseye's Caribou Sausage
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss restricted diets, extraneous organs, Raging Bull and Istanbul. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
54m Mar 06, 2025
54m
No Such Thing As A Simon Cowell Bell
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss prank calls, casting calls, Earhart and heartbeats. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fish] at checkout. Download Sail...
58m Feb 27, 2025
58m
No Such Thing As Dudley And The Dippers
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the London Bears, the Roman Saints, the British Jaguars and the Margate Browns. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code [fis...
50m Feb 20, 2025
50m
No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards
For a Valentine's Day special, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss flirting, proclaiming love, getting together, and ignoring one's mother-in-law. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
49m Feb 13, 2025
49m
No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss NZ, Oz and Ozempic. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
58m Feb 06, 2025
58m
No Such Thing As A Glof Club
A compilation of outtakes from the Australia and New Zealand legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck and Josh Thomson discuss three-armed conductors, toddlers managing football teams, crocodile crockery and much much more. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonu...
47m Jan 30, 2025
47m