No Such Thing As An Exploding Janitor
Live from the Nerdland festival in Ghent, Dan, James, Andrew and Lieven Scheire discuss brooms, brains, books and Belgium. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
48m Jun 22, 2023
48m
No Such Thing As Rivets On A Tombstone
Dan, James, Andrew and Ella Al-Shamahi discuss hops, hominids, Spitfires and Socotra. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
1hr Jun 15, 2023
1hr
No Such Thing As Parachuting Into Hollyoaks
Dan, James, Andrew and Rosie Jones discuss ziplines, olympians and chippy Yorkshiremen. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
56m Jun 08, 2023
56m
No Such Thing As Taming A Plane
Dan, James, Andrew and Anne Miller discuss reckless roping, pseudo puffins, trash talk and green gables. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
56m Jun 01, 2023
56m
No Such Thing As President Muffler
Dan, James, Andrew and Phil Dunster discuss thatched theatres, fake footballers and the Oval Office. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
56m May 25, 2023
56m
No Such Thing As Fake Coal
Dan, James, Andrew and Alex discuss Swiss subduing, supermarket wrong-doing, model choo-chooing and JR Ewing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
52m May 18, 2023
52m
No Such Thing As An Award-Winning Gecko
Dan, James, Andrew and Sally Phillips discuss mythical beasts, hungry caterpillars, false geckos, and Super Furry Animals. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
1hr 1m May 11, 2023
1hr 1m
No Such Thing As ShatGPT
Dan, James, Andrew and Hank Green discuss anserines, aliens, Alaska and Alexa. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
54m May 04, 2023
54m
No Such Thing As Othello's Casio
Dan, James, Andrew and Cariad Lloyd discuss Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, Spice World: the Movie and Groundhog Day. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
1hr 1m Apr 27, 2023
1hr 1m
No Such Thing As The Three Little Pigs of Wall Street
Dan, James, Andrew and John Lloyd discuss misnamed insects, mislabelled body parts, misbehaving pigs, and Mister Bob Hope. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
47m Apr 20, 2023
47m
No Such Thing As A Remote Controlled Cabbie
Dan, James, Andrew and Hannah Fry discuss navigation, colouration, lachrymation and an island nation. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
59m Apr 13, 2023
59m
No Such Thing As Rice Babies
Dan, James, Andrew and Philippa Perry discuss clumsy kings, disciplining elders and Manley Hopkins. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
55m Apr 06, 2023
55m
No Such Thing As A Giant Otter In H&M
Dan, James, Andrew and Athena Kugblenu discuss fast fashion, flash frying, remote repossession and terrible texts. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
55m Mar 30, 2023
55m
No Such Thing As A Toin Coss
Dan, James, Andrew and Rachel Parris discuss delegating decisions, downing drinks and Desert Island Discs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
1hr Mar 23, 2023
1hr
No Such Thing As A Walking Stick Full of Bagels
Dan, James, Andrew and Monica Heisey discuss fingers, holes, failed marriages and a very Canadian scandal. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
58m Mar 16, 2023
58m
No Such Thing As A Rubik's Tube
Dan, James, Andrew and Lucy Porter discuss cube lube, pajama drama, a leech's home and the Cuckoo's Nest. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
58m Mar 09, 2023
58m
No Such Thing As Drama-Free Pringles
Dan, James, Andrew and Sara Pascoe discuss IVF births, WB Yeats, Mr. J Pringle, and DJ Mustard. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
55m Mar 02, 2023
55m
No Such Thing As Free Laundry
On Anna's final day before maternity leave, She, Dan, James and Andrew tell some salacious stories from the last 9 years and listen to some of Anna's best bits. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
1hr 4m Feb 23, 2023
1hr 4m
No Such Thing As Political Moss
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss snail roads, convent gardens, political moss, and political goss. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
56m Feb 16, 2023
56m
No Such Thing As An Itching Powder Guild
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss rejections, ejections, lightbulbs and onion bulbs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
59m Feb 10, 2023
59m
No Such Thing As An Average Bucket
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss stone-throwing suffragettes, sizeable screens, simulated seasickness and scrotal scavengers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
55m Feb 02, 2023
55m
No Such Thing As An Especially Attractive Barge
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Minion mythology, pregnancy pranks and poking parishioners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
54m Jan 26, 2023
54m
No Such Thing As A Luigi Board
Live from Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ring mutts, King Tuts, reincarnation and the Restoration. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
53m Jan 20, 2023
53m
No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's Tale
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Rhys Darby discuss boats, goats, Tintin's tuft and mystery moose. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
1hr 1m Jan 12, 2023
1hr 1m
No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll
Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Popeye, Proust, Hankies and Spankies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
59m Jan 05, 2023
59m
No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon
Happy New Year! Live from the Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna look back at 2022 with facts about Will Smith, Gareth Southgate, Jair Bolsonaro and Liz Truss (remember her?). Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasaf...
37m Dec 29, 2022
37m
No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba
Merry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, Andy and Anna celebrate Christmas with facts about Switzerland, meatballs and Nostradamus; as well as a special nerdy quiz. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthi...
35m Dec 22, 2022
35m
No Such Thing As An Acoustic Tram
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss muppet makers, soda jerks, and why Vicki McClure wasn't taken for a ride. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
54m Dec 16, 2022
54m
No Such Thing As Glass in the Future
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Jamie Morton discuss Oscar records, Disney secrets, and what Rocky Flintstone was doing in the 60s. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
53m Dec 09, 2022
53m
No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel Bag
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chimps, caterpillars, darts and debris. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
57m Dec 02, 2022
57m
No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's Bream
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones and anaesthesia. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
57m Nov 25, 2022
57m
No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant businessmen, and a blue movie. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
57m Nov 18, 2022
57m
No Such Thing As Lemming Atlantis
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Locking Lips. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
52m Nov 11, 2022
52m
No Such Thing As Deckchair Wrestling
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Angela Barnes discuss Goldfinger, the German poetry in-spectre, and a view to a kale. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
1hr 3m Nov 04, 2022
1hr 3m
No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kissing, queuing, losing your head and losing your platoon. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
58m Oct 27, 2022
58m
No Such Thing As the Blancmange Olympics
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss candy, desserts, popcorn and what's wrong with a Shirley Temple on ice. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
56m Oct 20, 2022
56m
No Such Thing As Pastries in Alleyways
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kings, kissing, coaching and croissants. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
52m Oct 13, 2022
52m
No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage Hybrid
Live from Inverness, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss clones, cardboard, car keys and deadly parrot fever. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
49m Oct 06, 2022
49m
No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing Clogs
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders in space, chickens in clogs, and famous physicists in films. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
45m Sep 29, 2022
45m
No Such Thing As Genghis Khan in Wimbledon
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss cats, Confucianism and costly carrots. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
45m Sep 22, 2022
45m
No Such Thing As Duck Bill Hickok
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss stopping scoundrels, squeaky sounds and a seriously suspect citation. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
52m Sep 15, 2022
52m
No Such Thing As The Little Spreadsheet Loving Mermaid
Live from Aberdeen, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss chimps, chickens, spreadsheets and changing sheets. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/app (http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple) le or nosuchthingasafish.com/patre (http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patr...
53m Sep 08, 2022
53m
No Such Thing As Borkenstein's Monster
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss bugs, booze, plants and possessions. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/app (http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple) le or nosuchthingasafish.com/patre (http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon) on
51m Sep 01, 2022
51m
No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz Crackers
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss emu eggs, exciting eclipses, musical machines and medical mishaps. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
57m Aug 25, 2022
57m
No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Steve Mould discuss bitterness, bricks, bivalves and boiling. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
53m Aug 18, 2022
53m
No Such Thing As A Finger Fish
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss Brontes, Bergs, Bugs and Big Ol' Boulders. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
59m Aug 11, 2022
59m
No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp
Dan, Anna, Andrew and special guest Malcolm Gladwell discuss Silicon Valley regrets, aeroplanes dangling from hooks and whether Dan should be a billionaire. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
59m Aug 04, 2022
59m
No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mites, miles, Mayflowers and mucky movies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
56m Jul 28, 2022
56m
No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Ed Yong discuss good uses for bad medicine, what hummingbirds do in a bed of roses, and why America is livin' on a prayer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
1hr 2m Jul 22, 2022
1hr 2m
No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge heads, bloated batsmen, lopsided lighthouses and 'armful arm-wrestlers.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
54m Jul 15, 2022
54m