No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
40m Sep 20, 2019
40m
No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly  called The Information Mine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
37m Sep 13, 2019
37m
No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
49m Sep 06, 2019
49m
No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
39m Aug 30, 2019
39m
No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
38m Aug 23, 2019
38m
No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.
42m Aug 16, 2019
42m
No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.
38m Aug 09, 2019
38m
No Such Thing As A Permanently Latvian Bear
Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.
41m Aug 02, 2019
41m
No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.
41m Jul 26, 2019
41m
No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.
49m Jul 19, 2019
49m
No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.
39m Jul 12, 2019
39m
No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.
40m Jul 05, 2019
40m
No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.
46m Jun 28, 2019
46m
No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.
43m Jun 21, 2019
43m
No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.
38m Jun 14, 2019
38m
No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.
44m Jun 07, 2019
44m
No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.
38m May 31, 2019
38m
No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.
39m May 24, 2019
39m
No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.
38m May 17, 2019
38m
No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.
46m May 10, 2019
46m
No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.
36m May 03, 2019
36m
No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.
40m Apr 26, 2019
40m
No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.
40m Apr 19, 2019
40m
No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
35m Apr 12, 2019
35m
No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
36m Apr 05, 2019
36m
No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
35m Mar 29, 2019
35m
No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
38m Mar 22, 2019
38m
No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
34m Mar 15, 2019
34m
No Such Thing As Flyagra
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
36m Mar 08, 2019
36m
No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
43m Mar 01, 2019
43m
No Such Thing As A Squilkman
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
35m Feb 22, 2019
35m
No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
40m Feb 15, 2019
40m
No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.
45m Feb 08, 2019
45m
No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
35m Feb 01, 2019
35m
No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
40m Jan 25, 2019
40m
No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
41m Jan 18, 2019
41m
No Such Thing As An Accidental George
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
44m Jan 11, 2019
44m
No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
44m Jan 04, 2019
44m
No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
36m Dec 28, 2018
36m
Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.
41m Dec 25, 2018
41m
No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
44m Dec 21, 2018
44m
No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
41m Dec 14, 2018
41m
No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
50m Dec 07, 2018
50m
No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
38m Nov 30, 2018
38m
No Such Thing As A Fishman
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
1hr 15m Nov 23, 2018
1hr 15m
No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
52m Nov 16, 2018
52m
No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
54m Nov 09, 2018
54m
No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
47m Nov 01, 2018
47m
No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
54m Oct 26, 2018
54m
No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
32m Oct 19, 2018
32m