Scathing Atheist 40: Two if by Samuel Edition
In this week's episode we point out that Christians are really just beta testing the new Jew god, we find out that George W. Bush has still got it and Lucinda joins us to learn that Two Samuel is fun like a clumsy colonscopy from a polydactyl giant.
30m Nov 21, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 39: Brain Rape Edition
In this week's episode, Christians build a big plane so that they can put smaller planes in it so they can put bibles in them, we'll say "Put 30 seconds on the clock" and then do a 53 second bit and because of sheer volume, child molesting religious figures will no longer be remotely ironic.
30m Nov 14, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 38: Dismembered Concubine Edition
In this week's episode we'll refresh our listeners with some cerebral rape jokes, the Jews will continue to have not murdered Jesus and we'll do an entire segment on Pennsylvania schools without a single Sandusky joke.
30m Nov 07, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 37: Halloween Edition
In this week's episode we remind you in advance that deaf people can't hear the jokes we make about them, we'll be one of only six programs released today with no stupid Halloween puns and we'll go elbow deep into the gayest book of the bible so far.
30m Oct 31, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 36: Phantom of the Oprah Edition
In this week's episode we'll learn that Texas would make a great electoral college drop out state, the Tea Party will sue a gaggle of gay rhesus monkeys and we'll take an in depth look at the last of three bullet points.
30m Oct 24, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 35: Doubting Thomas Edition
In this week's episode we'll praise Lesus, our Jord and Savior, a homeopath will commit suicide by cutting off his pinky toe and what's-his-name from Thomas and the Bible will join us to talk about some book or another.
30m Oct 17, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 34: House That Ruth Bilked Edition
In this week's episode we learn that people who really love America work to overthrow it, we explore a new, humane, cage-free form of rape joke and we finger bang for Jesus.
30m Oct 10, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 33: Sharia-lity Bites Edition
In this week's episode we learn that the portrayal of Muslim culture in 90s action movies was entirely accurate, Russia will finally get Coke, Betamax and de facto anti-Muslim laws and C-Webb will pop in to give us a little hip-hop cred.
30m Oct 03, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 32: Jewish Holidays Suck Edition
In this week's episode we'll learn that the Lone Star State was being graded on a scale of five stars, we'll find out that you can't say bomb on an airplane, fire in a theater or atheist on a bus and we'll make abortion jokes and anal sex jokes at the same time.
30m Sep 26, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 31: Here Come the Judge Edition
In this week's episode Lucinda will join us in the Holy Babble to take the edge off the concubine gangrape jokes, Christians will drink poop and we'll learn that every time a pastor beats you off, a fairy gets its wings.
30m Sep 19, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 30: Arpeggiated Edition
In this week's episode we'll do the classy thing and cut the story with all the leukemia jokes, we'll learn that there's still a level of evil that Pat Robertson can reach that would surprise you and a bunch of Christians create a Christian version of something that was Christian to begin with.
30m Sep 12, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 29: Gay Dragon Edition
In this week's episode we'll find Jesus and he'll be at the South African Sex Expo just like we expected, we'll correct all the stuff we screwed up last week and the New England Patriots will cancel the next season of wounded duck dynasty.
30m Sep 05, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 28: Josh Point O Edition
In this week's episode the Pope raises eyebrows with his new "Don't tell, Don't tell" sex abuse policy, a high school in Indonesia will consider a new virgin fingering policy and Lucinda will join Heath and Noah to talk divine land reapportionment in the Holy Babble.
30m Aug 29, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 27: Dog Days Edition
In this episode we learn all about HIV positive thinking, National Geographic debuts the new "Jump the Shark Week" and a Christian fundamentalist will prove that either dragons are real or god isn't.
30m Aug 22, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 26: Keep Marvin Starvin' Edition
In this week's episode a East Tennessee judge hands down a verdict in the case of State of Tennessee v. Whatever I Tell You Your Name Is, we learn about the lighter side of Nazi symbolism and a Washington man blows up the family dog for all the wrong reasons.
30m Aug 15, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 25: 5 Down 61 to Go Edition
In this week's hour long special episode Heath, Lucinda and Noah will dive back into the "good" book for some more Bible learnin', Professor Chris Altman will join us to talk about the Bible without making dick jokes and Eli Bosnick will join us to be so damn funny you'll wish we'd done a two hour special.
1hr Aug 08, 2013
1hr
Scathing Atheist 24: What About Stalin Edition
In this week's episode North Carolina preemptively declares their independence from Saudi Arabia, we'll get almost all the way through the headlines without making a rape joke and we'll learn that Alfredo Borodowski is one wascally wabbi.
30m Aug 01, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 23: Fatwa or Bust Edition
In this week's episode former celebrity Kirk Cameron will be told by Facebook to cease and desist the f**k up, a new law in Louisiana won't not make it not not legal to break the law and we'll make fun of Fred Phelps' dead mother.
30m Jul 25, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 22: Dude, Where's my Eronomy Edition
In this week's episode we'll learn that Deuteronomy is really repetitive, we'll learn that Deuteronomy is really repetitive and we'll suffer through a heat wave with the window unit off for the sake of sound quality.
30m Jul 18, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 21: Hungry, Hungry Muslims Edition
In this week's episode we'll discuss a new a$$-holistic cure for headaches, we'll discover exactly how many rape jokes our listeners are willing to tolerate and we'll hold some popcorn under a Muslim's nose just because we can.
30m Jul 11, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 20: Beyond Thunder DOMA Edition
In this week's episode, we learn why gay sex makes Jesus cry, Buddhists will weigh in on all that blasphemous YOLO crap and Noah will put the opening of the 2nd chapter of The God Delusion to song.
30m Jul 04, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 19: Schindler's Enlistment Edition
In this week's episode, we'll couch domestic abuse in a bunch of feel-good Jesus talk, a new poll shows that Americans are as dumb as people think we are and God will kill an enormous number of people.
30m Jun 27, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 18: Summer Solstice Edition
In this week's episode we learn that they did manage to make a good Superman movie... in 1980, the Pope will continue to suck at this infallibility thing and Dan from the Thank God I'm Atheist podcast will join us for a bit of "Faith no Mormon".
30m Jun 20, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 17: God's Brother Mikey Edition
In this week's episode, a high school valedictorian in South Carolina will boldly stand with the many against the few, American Atheists will give the devil a place in Florida to rest his cloven feet, we'll meet a pastor who's trying to get men to stop masturbating and a porn star who's trying to get them to start again and the New England Patriots will guarantee us at least one more full seaso...
30m Jun 13, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 16: Levite to Beaver Edition
In this week's episode we'll add "contractual obligation" to the reasons not to get hooked on meth, Noah will try desperately to come up with yet another nickname for Pope Francis and Heath and Lucinda will join us in discovering that Leviticus is every bit as f*cked up as you think it is.
30m Jun 06, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 15: Supplemental Edition
In this week's episode Texas legislators pass a law making it legal to not break the law, Iowa takes bold steps to become stupider and less vaccinated and we'll make you laugh so hard a little bit of pee will come out.
30m May 30, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 14: The Lord's a Lying Loony Edition
In this week's episode, Texas lawmakers refuse to declassify the penis manual, we'll figure out what's making those Hasidic kids look so cool and Heath will join us to offend Christians, Jews, women, Muslims, blacks, people from Singapore and John Lennon fans.
30m May 23, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 13: Out of Egypt Edition
In this week's episode, we'll meet a liberal Koran scholar who's fighting for a woman's right to be beaten in public, Jesus backs a loser in Miami and Heath, Lucinda and Noah will discuss the only book of the bible that was named after a Bob Marley album.
30m May 16, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 12: Jesus Did Masturbate Edition
In this week's episode, Christians will go ballistic over imaginary threats to their imaginary friend, we'll learn that in Turkey, you're autistic and Darrel Ray will join us to talk about pee-pees and cooters.
30m May 09, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 11: Did Jesus Masturbate Edition
In this week's episode, author Darrel Ray joins us to talk dirty to us, the Latter Day Saints decide that the Boy Scouts are still just bigoted enough and Benny Hinn will be a heartless f*ck.
30m May 02, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist 10: Let There Be Light Edition
In this week's episode, Heath, Lucinda and Noah will comb through 80 pages of bible without finding a single moral, we'll give false hopes that we've expanded to a 60 minute schedule and Heath spends 4 minutes making god happy he doesn't exist.
1hr Apr 25, 2013
1hr
Scathing Atheist #9: Tax the Churches Edition
In this week's episode, Pope Frankie appoints 8 mini-bosses you must defeat before entering his lair, Carl from Post Rapture Looting joins us to discuss losing his convention-virginity and Representative Joe Barton seeks to combat climate change by first gathering two of each unclean animal and seven of each clean one.
30m Apr 18, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist #8: Holy Babble Edition
In this week's episode we'll meet a Louisiana lawmaker who wants to teach kids about religious freedoms by taking them away, we'll use the word "f*ck" way more times than there's any real need to and my wife and my best friend will join me for the most disappointing threesome in history.
30m Apr 11, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist #7: We're Weekly Now Edition
In this week's episode, a Riyadh woman has consensual sex despite overt bike riding, god blames his mysterious ways on the lack of a father figure in his life and co-host of An American Atheist podcast Tom Beasley joins us to circle around religion like a hungry buzzard.
30m Apr 04, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist #6: Zombie Jesus Edition
In this week's episode, Baptist Leaders pledge to civilly disobey gay marriage by not getting gay married, even a little bit; the baby Jesus will ride his submammalian, egg-laying lagamorph down from Heaven to give cavities to all the boys and girls; and co-host of Reasonable Doubts Justin Schieber joins us for a public debate on the merits of public debate.
30m Mar 28, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist #5: Countdown to Austin Edition
In this fortnight's episode, Heaven-bound Christians inexplicably buy medical insurance, we'll find a Catholic priest willing to prick on someone his own size and we'll start the "too soon" clock ticking on Duane Gish jokes
30m Mar 14, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist #4: Pope-ulation Zero Edition
In this fortnight's episode, a school board in Jackson, Ohio decides that there's nothing explicitly Christian about Christ, Eli Bosnick will join us to try to f*ck up the rhetorical meaning of the phrase "Is the Pope Catholic?" and Noah will try to figure out what all the little knobs on the new mixer do.
30m Feb 28, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist #3: Valentine's Day Edition
In this fortnight's episode, a former Nazi who used to run the inquisition is looking for work, we'll put all the legislators in the bible belt in a ring and see who can out stupid who, Lucinda Lugeons will join us for an atheist love story and apparently Noah will sound like a more smug and more scripted Dennis Miller.
30m Feb 14, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist #2: The Big Game Edition
In this exceptionally not-safe-for-work episode we find a Catholic priest who might be going to jail for something other than molesting children, we look ahead to the big game and ponder why Christian athletes always forget to mention god's role in their losses and Heath Enwright joins us for a seven and half minute segment that contains no fewer than 85 poop jokes.
30m Jan 31, 2013
30m
Scathing Atheist #1: Presidential Inauguration Edition
In this fortnight's episode, Noah offers his "statement of purpose", professional homophobe Peter LaBarbera codifies homophobia in a handy 20 step program, we discuss the Vatican's latest research into Tommy Lee Jones' flashy-thing from Men In Black and Heath Enwright joins us to discuss an Atlanta pastor's attempt to rewrite Django Unchained with Jesus in the Title Role.
30m Jan 17, 2013
30m