No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor
Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.
32m Mar 04, 2016
32m
No Such Thing As A Water Mortar
Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards.
28m Feb 26, 2016
28m
No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.
33m Feb 18, 2016
33m
No Such Thing As A Zillion And One
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast.
42m Feb 12, 2016
42m
No Such Thing As Bread Civilians
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through.
35m Feb 05, 2016
35m
No Such Thing As Planet George
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner.
35m Jan 29, 2016
35m
No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries.
34m Jan 22, 2016
34m
No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges.
33m Jan 15, 2016
33m
No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.
33m Jan 08, 2016
33m
No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies.
34m Jan 01, 2016
34m
No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis
Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN!We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year! In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain.
33m Dec 25, 2015
33m
No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass.
37m Dec 18, 2015
37m
No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the worm.
39m Dec 11, 2015
39m
No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion
Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice.
51m Dec 04, 2015
51m
No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken
Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss one-tree forests, car-henge, and death-defying ticket inspectors.
35m Nov 27, 2015
35m
No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet
Live from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss William Wordsworth's nickname, lettuce grown in space, and Van Gogh's new ear.
33m Nov 20, 2015
33m
No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.
28m Nov 19, 2015
28m
No Such Thing As The Pajama Police
Live from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss mining for jeans, what Jesus really looked like, and the most famous snail in Britain.
39m Nov 13, 2015
39m
No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attire, Ancient Egyptian pornography and competitive puddle-jumping.
32m Nov 06, 2015
32m
No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman
Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss naughty Popes, attractive picnic tables and "fun facts" about hawks.
33m Oct 30, 2015
33m
No Such Thing As A Donkumentary
Dan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangerous ticks, millennium bugs and a newly discovered Bastard.
35m Oct 23, 2015
35m
No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog
Live from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss courageous cats, extreme parking, weird awards and moths' invisibility cloaks.
36m Oct 16, 2015
36m
No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg
Live from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ancient lost property offices, the Town Crier World Championships and how to make fire from ice.
41m Oct 09, 2015
41m
No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly
Anna, James, Alex and Anne discuss glow-in-the-dark animals, Dr Seuss’s secret war films and what happens when you Google something.
25m Oct 02, 2015
25m
No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss magnetic ham sandwiches, the original use for bubblewrap, and the world’s first vending machine.
30m Sep 25, 2015
30m
No Such Thing As A Sad High Five
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Scrabble's unlikely champion, why you shouldn't pick a fight a hairy frog & all the latest in itch news.
40m Sep 18, 2015
40m
No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb.
36m Sep 11, 2015
36m
No Such Thing As Pee-Bay
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of buttons, White House squirrel problems and sewer-powered street lamps.
40m Sep 04, 2015
40m
No Such Thing As Mould Juice
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first ever eBay auction, poo-flavoured ice cream, and the what happened to Fleming's mould.
30m Aug 28, 2015
30m
No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive
Live from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facts suggested from the audience, including blue margarine, superstrong beetles and car-driving monkey butlers.
46m Aug 21, 2015
46m
No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with WiFi, and the world's only handwritten newspaper.
34m Aug 14, 2015
34m
No Such Thing As A Useless Condom
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret library porn, and cannibalistic cane toads.
37m Aug 07, 2015
37m
No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynthesising sea slugs, and the worst zoo in North Korea.
33m Jul 31, 2015
33m
No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock.
39m Jul 24, 2015
39m
No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies.
33m Jul 17, 2015
33m
No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read.
35m Jul 10, 2015
35m
No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw.
30m Jul 03, 2015
30m
No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks.
34m Jun 26, 2015
34m
No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood
Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-long book deals.
35m Jun 19, 2015
35m
No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.
36m Jun 12, 2015
36m
No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.
29m Jun 05, 2015
29m
No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock
Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.
36m May 29, 2015
36m
No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.
41m May 22, 2015
41m
No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.
45m May 15, 2015
45m
No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.
34m May 08, 2015
34m
No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard
In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever.
44m May 01, 2015
44m
No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.
40m Apr 24, 2015
40m
No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.
37m Apr 17, 2015
37m
No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all mankind.
39m Apr 10, 2015
39m
No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.
40m Apr 03, 2015
40m