No Such Thing as the Milkmaid's Tale
Dan, James, Anna and special guest Rhys Darby discuss boats, goats, Tintin's tuft and mystery moose. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
1hr 1m Jan 12, 2023
1hr 1m
No Such Thing as Proust's Sausage Roll
Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Popeye, Proust, Hankies and Spankies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
59m Jan 05, 2023
59m
No Such Thing As A Bee On The Moon
Happy New Year! Live from the Up the Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Andy and Anna look back at 2022 with facts about Will Smith, Gareth Southgate, Jair Bolsonaro and Liz Truss (remember her?). Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasaf...
37m Dec 29, 2022
37m
No Such Thing As An Edam Tuba
Merry Fishmas! Live from the Bloomsbury Theatre, London; Dan, James, Andy and Anna celebrate Christmas with facts about Switzerland, meatballs and Nostradamus; as well as a special nerdy quiz. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthi...
35m Dec 22, 2022
35m
No Such Thing As An Acoustic Tram
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss muppet makers, soda jerks, and why Vicki McClure wasn't taken for a ride. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
54m Dec 16, 2022
54m
No Such Thing As Glass in the Future
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Jamie Morton discuss Oscar records, Disney secrets, and what Rocky Flintstone was doing in the 60s. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
53m Dec 09, 2022
53m
No Such Thing As A Suspicious Duffel Bag
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chimps, caterpillars, darts and debris. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
57m Dec 02, 2022
57m
No Such Thing As A Midsummer Night's Bream
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bowler hats, Kalamazoo, gravestones and anaesthesia. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
57m Nov 25, 2022
57m
No Such Thing As James Cameron's Worms
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss selfishness, Sundays, brilliant businessmen, and a blue movie. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
57m Nov 18, 2022
57m
No Such Thing As Lemming Atlantis
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Lemmings, Lightning, Lift-Off and Locking Lips. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
52m Nov 11, 2022
52m
No Such Thing As Deckchair Wrestling
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Angela Barnes discuss Goldfinger, the German poetry in-spectre, and a view to a kale. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
1hr 3m Nov 04, 2022
1hr 3m
No Such Thing As A Deep Drawer
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kissing, queuing, losing your head and losing your platoon. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
58m Oct 27, 2022
58m
No Such Thing As the Blancmange Olympics
Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss candy, desserts, popcorn and what's wrong with a Shirley Temple on ice. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
56m Oct 20, 2022
56m
No Such Thing As Pastries in Alleyways
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss kings, kissing, coaching and croissants. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
52m Oct 13, 2022
52m
No Such Thing As A Rabbit-Cabbage Hybrid
Live from Inverness, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss clones, cardboard, car keys and deadly parrot fever. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
49m Oct 06, 2022
49m
No Such Thing As A Ninja Wearing Clogs
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders in space, chickens in clogs, and famous physicists in films. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
45m Sep 29, 2022
45m
No Such Thing As Genghis Khan in Wimbledon
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss cats, Confucianism and costly carrots. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
45m Sep 22, 2022
45m
No Such Thing As Duck Bill Hickok
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna, and Andrew discuss stopping scoundrels, squeaky sounds and a seriously suspect citation. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
52m Sep 15, 2022
52m
No Such Thing As The Little Spreadsheet Loving Mermaid
Live from Aberdeen, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss chimps, chickens, spreadsheets and changing sheets. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/app (http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple) le or nosuchthingasafish.com/patre (http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patr...
53m Sep 08, 2022
53m
No Such Thing As Borkenstein's Monster
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss bugs, booze, plants and possessions. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at nosuchthingasafish.com/app (http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple) le or nosuchthingasafish.com/patre (http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon) on
51m Sep 01, 2022
51m
No Such Thing As Spying With Ritz Crackers
James, Anna, Andrew and Dan discuss emu eggs, exciting eclipses, musical machines and medical mishaps. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
57m Aug 25, 2022
57m
No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Steve Mould discuss bitterness, bricks, bivalves and boiling. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
53m Aug 18, 2022
53m
No Such Thing As A Finger Fish
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss Brontes, Bergs, Bugs and Big Ol' Boulders. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
59m Aug 11, 2022
59m
No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp
Dan, Anna, Andrew and special guest Malcolm Gladwell discuss Silicon Valley regrets, aeroplanes dangling from hooks and whether Dan should be a billionaire. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
59m Aug 04, 2022
59m
No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mites, miles, Mayflowers and mucky movies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
56m Jul 28, 2022
56m
No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Ed Yong discuss good uses for bad medicine, what hummingbirds do in a bed of roses, and why America is livin' on a prayer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
1hr 2m Jul 22, 2022
1hr 2m
No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge heads, bloated batsmen, lopsided lighthouses and 'armful arm-wrestlers.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
54m Jul 15, 2022
54m
No Such Thing As Robinson Two-Soe
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Puerto Rican primates, epicurean pirates and painting princes.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
55m Jul 08, 2022
55m
No Such Thing As A Golden Chicken
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Francis Fitzgerald's fame, full-to-bursting fish, and a frankly phenomenal fruit.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
55m Jul 01, 2022
55m
No Such Thing As Sexygesimal Time
Dan, Andy, Anna and special guest Bobby Seagull are discussing charts, talking clocks, and having a chit chat about Kitcatts.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
57m Jun 24, 2022
57m
No Such Thing As A Vampire From Devon
Dan, James, Andrew and special guest Rachel Parris discuss piano prodigies, snow-struck skiiers, urine luck, and the Devon Dracula.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
50m Jun 17, 2022
50m
No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complaints), B (for Birdman Cults), C (for Crafty Caterpillars) and D (for a Dodgy Dewey).  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
49m Jun 10, 2022
49m
No Such Thing As A Royal Seal
Happy Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday! Here's a little extra something from Dan, James, Anna and Andrew get you through the four-day weekend. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
33m Jun 03, 2022
33m
No Such Thing As Newsbite
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss magnificent moustaches, mating moles and Miniscule Maltese Mothercare.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
52m Jun 02, 2022
52m
No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears, squatting ships and seldom-seen sticks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
52m May 27, 2022
52m
No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the robot that doesn't jump over the moon and the rock and roll side of pension planning. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
49m May 20, 2022
49m
No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Lucy Porter discuss Korean aging, Chinese quizzing, Dot Wordsworth and Dot Cotton.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
58m May 13, 2022
58m
No Such Thing As The Ken Ages
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river of Mississippi and the snowflake early universe.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
47m May 06, 2022
47m
No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pilchard performances, banyan behemoths, thai tastes, and fun foley.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
56m Apr 29, 2022
56m
No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, hard rock, and controversial colourful cafes.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
54m Apr 22, 2022
54m
No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good Brie
In our Easter Special Compilation, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan send lawbreaking emails, potentially libel the Royal Family, get a warm welcome in Dublin and are hounded out of Newcastle.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
41m Apr 15, 2022
41m
No Such Thing As An Elephant On A Chessboard
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Tim Harford discuss vital vitamins, stinging schemes, and the practice of pyrography.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
57m Apr 08, 2022
57m
No Such Thing As An Actor Called Macbeth
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss paddling pachyderms, fatalistic funfairs and audacious actors.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
54m Apr 01, 2022
54m
No Such Thing As SpongeBob with Worms
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skaters' skirts, comedians coats and the worst thing you can possibly bring to the top of a tree.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
55m Mar 25, 2022
55m
No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasmania's lovely butts, and James's sexy mosquito legs.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
49m Mar 18, 2022
49m
No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called Neil
Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss e-mail, y-fronts and MRI scanners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
47m Mar 11, 2022
47m
No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bear toys, bare humans, and a museum that is barely there. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
48m Mar 04, 2022
48m
No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss top tiddlywinkers, poking pork, and bathing in Bath. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
52m Feb 25, 2022
52m
No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and heady squabs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
43m Feb 18, 2022
43m
No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games
Live from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks, artichokes and arty jokes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
55m Feb 11, 2022
55m