No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie
Episode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss urinating prophets, one man and his mushroom, weird wedding customs and who invented the electric pillow.
32m Oct 17, 2014
32m
No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music
Episode 30 - In their first ever live podcast recording, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss cow-based computer code, who won the Bone Wars and how northern accents beat the Nazis.
51m Oct 10, 2014
51m
No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn
Episode 29 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss alien chess, whirling chairs, criminal theme tunes and how to get drunk on a shark.
36m Oct 03, 2014
36m
No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam
Episode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss washing with wine, dogs eating homework, counting with your loins, and all things clammy...
30m Sep 26, 2014
30m
No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress Portsmouth
Episode 27 - Dan (@schreiberland), Anna (@nosuchthing), Andy (@andrewhunterm), and special guest Helen Zaltzman (@helenzaltzman) discuss little old ladies in space, a gang of spying squirrels, Gandalf the Grey's real name, and more...
31m Sep 19, 2014
31m
No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact
Episode 26 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and special guest Simon Rich discuss chimps with pets, Kama Sutra crosswords, slinkies on escalators and sagging yeti breasts.
43m Sep 13, 2014
43m
No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants
Episode 25 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing), discuss rats wearing pants, pizzas on Venus, pillow fighting in the trenches and how to avoid incest in Iceland.
29m Sep 05, 2014
29m
No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot
Episode 24 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing), and Alex (@alexbell) discuss the shape of the Sun, fake baseball fans, giant birds' nests and how to play Hooverball.
31m Aug 29, 2014
31m
No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath
Episode 23: This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss a scream louder than the Big Bang, pigeon-shooting physicists, accidental porn, yawning your soul away, and why a beard in battle is a bad idea.
35m Aug 21, 2014
35m
No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter
Episode 22 - This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss how to post a human, ancient ham, apes using iPads and the definition of Wales.
30m Aug 14, 2014
30m
No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers
Episode 21: This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (@nosuchthing) and Alex (@alexbell) discuss freedom kissing, hippo castration, iceberg cowboys and whether or not we should blow up the Moon.
32m Aug 08, 2014
32m
No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil
Episode 20 - This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anne (@miller_anne) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss aggressive bees, Walt Disney's breakfast, shouting on buses and more...
35m Aug 01, 2014
35m
No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew
Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (@nosuchthing) discuss the estate agent army, bankers in sacks, medieval snail fights, tricky recipe ingredients and 'legs or tails'.
34m Jul 25, 2014
34m
No Such Thing As A Kilt On The Battlefield
Episode 18: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Museum of Curiosity co-producer Richard Turner (@therichturner) discuss James Joyce's tiny underpants dance, a bucket worth starting a war for, fashionable apes, and much more...
32m Jul 18, 2014
32m
No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football Stadium
Episode 17: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Chief Gnome John Lloyd (@qikipedia) discuss Elgar's football chants, Arsenal's response to 9/11, how connecting trains can affect a match, and more... Liking football not required
36m Jul 11, 2014
36m
No Such Thing As A Ghost In Poland
Episode 16: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) & Alex Bell (@alexbell) discuss randy bears, Bhutanese yeti park rangers, clever 12 year old girls, and more...
28m Jul 05, 2014
28m
No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's Groin
Episode 15: This week in the QI office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss Aztec popcorn, Top Gun in China, exploding dolls and David Cameron's door handle.
28m Jun 28, 2014
28m
NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana
South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Alex Bell (@alexbell_) pit South Korea against Ghana to...
17m Jun 26, 2014
17m
NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador
Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today in this never-before-tried three-way special, Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Freddy Soames (@fsoames), pit Iran...
19m Jun 25, 2014
19m
NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan
Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped), John Mitchinson (@johnmitchinson) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Greece against Japan to find o...
15m Jun 24, 2014
15m
NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico
Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Bell (@alexbell_) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Australia against Mexico to find out w...
13m Jun 23, 2014
13m
NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia
USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Edelman (@alex_edelman) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find...
18m Jun 22, 2014
18m
NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria
Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Bosnia against Nigeria to find...
14m Jun 21, 2014
14m
NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland
Italy v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the ninth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to fi...
14m Jun 20, 2014
14m
NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast
Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Colombia against the Iv...
12m Jun 19, 2014
12m
NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile
Cameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the seventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Jack Burke (@jacksburke) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Cameroon against Chile to find out which ...
14m Jun 18, 2014
14m
NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria
Belgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the sixth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Belgium against Algeria to fi...
14m Jun 16, 2014
14m
NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras
France v Honduras: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit France against Honduras to f...
12m Jun 15, 2014
12m
NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal
Germany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Germany against Portugal to ...
14m Jun 15, 2014
14m
NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica
Uruguay v Costa Rica: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the third episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Uruguay against Costa Rica...
12m Jun 14, 2014
12m
NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands
Spain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the second episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Spain against the Netherla...
12m Jun 13, 2014
12m
NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia
Brazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the first episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Brazil against Croatia to find...
13m Jun 12, 2014
13m
No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair Of Jeans
Episode 14: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Freddy Soames (@fsoames) discuss Charlemagne's tablecloth, Charles Lindbergh's fan mail, the original members of the Mile-High club and more...
31m Jun 07, 2014
31m
No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi
Episode 13: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & special guest Lieven Scheire (@Lievenscheire) discuss Disney's war effort, the rules of pillow fighting, stoned dolphins and more...
32m May 30, 2014
32m
No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-Whale
Episode 12: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss urinating voles, the rules of cricket according to J.M. Barrie, and more...
28m May 23, 2014
28m
No Such Thing As A Door Knob In Vancouver
Episode 11: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss wombat defence, Thailand's underwear policy, how to insult a Prime Minister and more...
28m May 16, 2014
28m
No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk
Episode 10: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and special guest Eric Lampaert (@EricLampaert) discuss illegal javelin throwing, farts in a jar and more...
37m May 09, 2014
37m
No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'
Episode 9: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) discuss wig theft, un-claimed elephant sperm, hermits at the bottom of the garden & more...
30m May 02, 2014
30m
No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The Moon
Episode 8: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Alex Bell (@alexbell) discuss NASA Vs Nature, Coney Island's oddest ride, Harry Potter's Chinese adventures & more...
31m Apr 25, 2014
31m
No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster
Episode 7: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss parachuting dogs, a misbehaving coconut, the longest game in the world & more...
30m Apr 18, 2014
30m
No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea
Episode 6: This week in the QI Office Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing), Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) and special guest Ig Nobel Prizes Founder Marc Abrahams (@marcabrahams) gather round a microphone to share their favourite newly discovered facts from the last days. 
29m Apr 11, 2014
29m
No Such Thing As A Kiss
Episode 5: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss rats, popes, kissing and moving house.
31m Apr 04, 2014
31m
No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong
Episode 4: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss cavemen, spiders, fictitious mountains and immortal souls. For more, check out www.qi.com/podcast Theme Tune: "Wasps" by Emperor Yes. Buy on iTunes now.
28m Mar 28, 2014
28m
No Such Thing As The Middle Ages
Episode 3: This week QI Elves Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) and James Harkin (@eggshaped) are joined by Horrible Histories consultant Greg Jenner (@gregjenner) and comedian Alex Edelman (@alexedelman) to discuss the first recorded smile, the most important animal in America and 300 years that may never have happened. For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
28m Mar 21, 2014
28m
No Such Thing As Death By Aardvark
Episode 2 - The second episode of the new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. This episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm). For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
30m Mar 14, 2014
30m
No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish
A new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. The pilot episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@nosuchthing) & Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
33m Mar 08, 2014
33m