No Such Thing As Death By 1000 Scallops
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Steve Mould discuss bitterness, bricks, bivalves and boiling. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
54m Aug 18, 2022
54m
No Such Thing As A Finger Fish
Dan, Anna, Andrew and James discuss Brontes, Bergs, Bugs and Big Ol' Boulders. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
1hr Aug 11, 2022
1hr
No Such Thing As A Candyfloss Blimp
Dan, Anna, Andrew and special guest Malcolm Gladwell discuss Silicon Valley regrets, aeroplanes dangling from hooks and whether Dan should be a billionaire. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at http://nosuchthingasafish.com/apple or http://nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
59m Aug 04, 2022
59m
No Such Thing As A Face Mite With A Laptop
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mites, miles, Mayflowers and mucky movies. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
56m Jul 28, 2022
56m
No Such Thing As An Alexa In Heaven
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Ed Yong discuss good uses for bad medicine, what hummingbirds do in a bed of roses, and why America is livin' on a prayer. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
1hr 3m Jul 22, 2022
1hr 3m
No Such Thing As An Arm-Wrestling Chihuahua
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge heads, bloated batsmen, lopsided lighthouses and 'armful arm-wrestlers.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
54m Jul 15, 2022
54m
No Such Thing As Robinson Two-Soe
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Puerto Rican primates, epicurean pirates and painting princes.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
55m Jul 08, 2022
55m
No Such Thing As A Golden Chicken
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Francis Fitzgerald's fame, full-to-bursting fish, and a frankly phenomenal fruit.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
55m Jul 01, 2022
55m
No Such Thing As Sexygesimal Time
Dan, Andy, Anna and special guest Bobby Seagull are discussing charts, talking clocks, and having a chit chat about Kitcatts.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
57m Jun 24, 2022
57m
No Such Thing As A Vampire From Devon
Dan, James, Andrew and special guest Rachel Parris discuss piano prodigies, snow-struck skiiers, urine luck, and the Devon Dracula.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
50m Jun 17, 2022
50m
No Such Thing As The Assistant Honcho
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the letters A (for Airport Complaints), B (for Birdman Cults), C (for Crafty Caterpillars) and D (for a Dodgy Dewey).  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
49m Jun 10, 2022
49m
No Such Thing As A Royal Seal
Happy Platinum Jubilee Bank Holiday! Here's a little extra something from Dan, James, Anna and Andrew get you through the four-day weekend. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
33m Jun 03, 2022
33m
No Such Thing As Newsbite
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss magnificent moustaches, mating moles and Miniscule Maltese Mothercare.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
52m Jun 02, 2022
52m
No Such Thing As Free Urine In The Uber
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss surprise sedans, sustained smears, squatting ships and seldom-seen sticks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
52m May 27, 2022
52m
No Such Thing As A Magnetic Skateboard
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a cupboard full of clown heads, the robot that doesn't jump over the moon and the rock and roll side of pension planning. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
49m May 20, 2022
49m
No Such Thing As The Man-Trap Of Walford
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Lucy Porter discuss Korean aging, Chinese quizzing, Dot Wordsworth and Dot Cotton.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
58m May 13, 2022
58m
No Such Thing As The Ken Ages
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the hedges of England, the river of Mississippi and the snowflake early universe.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
47m May 06, 2022
47m
No Such Thing As An Ark For Peanuts
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pilchard performances, banyan behemoths, thai tastes, and fun foley.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
56m Apr 29, 2022
56m
No Such Thing As A Seminole Sorting Hat
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss seal sex, cricket contraptions, hard rock, and controversial colourful cafes.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
54m Apr 22, 2022
54m
No Such Thing as The Long Kiss Good Brie
In our Easter Special Compilation, James, Anna, Andrew and Dan send lawbreaking emails, potentially libel the Royal Family, get a warm welcome in Dublin and are hounded out of Newcastle.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
41m Apr 15, 2022
41m
No Such Thing As An Elephant On A Chessboard
James, Anna, Andrew and special guest Tim Harford discuss vital vitamins, stinging schemes, and the practice of pyrography.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
57m Apr 08, 2022
57m
No Such Thing As An Actor Called Macbeth
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss paddling pachyderms, fatalistic funfairs and audacious actors.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
54m Apr 01, 2022
54m
No Such Thing As SpongeBob with Worms
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skaters' skirts, comedians coats and the worst thing you can possibly bring to the top of a tree.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
55m Mar 25, 2022
55m
No Such Thing As A Pub Full of Corgis
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Dean Martin's massive hands, Tasmania's lovely butts, and James's sexy mosquito legs.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
49m Mar 18, 2022
49m
No Such Thing As A Guide Dog Called Neil
Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss e-mail, y-fronts and MRI scanners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
47m Mar 11, 2022
47m
No Such Thing As The Turin Towelette
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss bear toys, bare humans, and a museum that is barely there. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
48m Mar 04, 2022
48m
No Such Thing As Tiddlywinks In The Wild West
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss top tiddlywinkers, poking pork, and bathing in Bath. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
52m Feb 25, 2022
52m
No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and heady squabs. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
43m Feb 18, 2022
43m
No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games
Live from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks, artichokes and arty jokes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
55m Feb 11, 2022
55m
No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard
Dan, James, Andrew, & special guest Deborah Frances-White discuss fake foxes, fake Drug habits, and fake Tina Turners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
39m Feb 04, 2022
39m
No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss postcards, pistachios, postcards and a glamorous guillotiner. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
50m Jan 28, 2022
50m
No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that escape, robbers who can't escape Detective Cumberbatch, and where best to escape the dreaded 'girlitis'.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
39m Jan 21, 2022
39m
No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book
Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft and trendy priests.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
49m Jan 14, 2022
49m
No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure
Live from Chesterfield, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss monkey bashing grannies, monkey bashing Beatles, and how the number the beast can get you on the road to Armageddon.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
43m Jan 07, 2022
43m
No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint
Happy New Year! It's the Fish Live Compilation Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew show why they're absolute pro podcasters, with a new bunch of outtakes and near disasters from our live shows.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
41m Dec 31, 2021
41m
No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush
Live from Birmingham it's the Fish Christmas Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Christmas birds and Christmas paintings, and wish you a Randy Christmas.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
44m Dec 24, 2021
44m
No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water
Live from Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss soup bombs, military llamas and the annual explosion of worm sperm.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
43m Dec 17, 2021
43m
No Such Thing As The Buckingham Palace All-Day Breakfast
Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the longest baseball match, the highest wedding ceremonies, the largest carpets, and the holiest trees. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
41m Dec 10, 2021
41m
No Such Thing As A Pig Playing Fortnite
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss smells in Southampton, screens in the sea, and some spectacularly suspicious sawing. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
44m Dec 03, 2021
44m
No Such Thing As Scandalnavia
Live from Ipswich, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew ask the questions: did a plant cause the American Revolution of 1776? What the hell actually is a red panda? And who really was Cotton Eye Joe? Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
47m Nov 26, 2021
47m
No Such Thing As A Pope In A Helicopter
Live from the London Palladium, our 400TH SHOW (!!) Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss microwaves, Microsoft and microlights. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
55m Nov 19, 2021
55m
No Such Thing As Larry Grayson's Shut That Cock
Live from Exeter, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a puzzle in prison, a chicken on the road, and the lone vegetable detective of the high seas. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
40m Nov 12, 2021
40m
No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Upside-Down Bat
Live from Peterborough, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss murderous midwives, Mexican mouths and motorcycling mothers-in-law. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. 
47m Nov 05, 2021
47m
No Such Thing As Sexy Toda Milkman Time
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Toda, Yoda and Tereshkova. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
42m Oct 29, 2021
42m
No Such Thing As The Echidna Prince Charming
Live from Richmond: Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss echidna wooers, death eschewers, hailstone rescuers, and drug filled sewers. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
42m Oct 22, 2021
42m
No Such Thing As A Kryptonite Drill
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the lunar hammock, Titanic panic, Aussie officials and how to cook pizzles. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
47m Oct 15, 2021
47m
No Such Thing As A Fourteen Humped Camel
Live from Tunbridge Wells, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Canyons, Kanye, Space Invaders and Spies' Masqueraders. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
40m Oct 08, 2021
40m
No Such Thing As Charlie And The Sperm Factory
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mary Roach discuss vomiting vultures, bootleg truffles, hairy astronauts, and the seediest postcards ever sent.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
54m Oct 01, 2021
54m
No Such Thing As An Ancient Persian Badger
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Craig Glenday of Guinness World Records discuss triple-decker tattoos, hidden codes, pre-Biblical air-con and extremely elderly balloons.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
57m Sep 24, 2021
57m
No Such Thing As A Sausage Swingboat
Anna gets exasperated about Tin Tin, Dan is vindicated in a fact about camels, Andy tells the best joke you'll ever hear about the Umayyad conquest of Hispania, and James finally learns what a giraffe looks like.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
56m Sep 17, 2021
56m