No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
35m Apr 12, 2019
35m
No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
36m Apr 05, 2019
36m
No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
35m Mar 29, 2019
35m
No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
38m Mar 22, 2019
38m
No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
34m Mar 15, 2019
34m
No Such Thing As Flyagra
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
36m Mar 08, 2019
36m
No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
43m Mar 01, 2019
43m
No Such Thing As A Squilkman
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
35m Feb 22, 2019
35m
No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
40m Feb 15, 2019
40m
No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.
45m Feb 08, 2019
45m
No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
35m Feb 01, 2019
35m
No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
40m Jan 25, 2019
40m
No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
41m Jan 18, 2019
41m
No Such Thing As An Accidental George
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
44m Jan 11, 2019
44m
No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
44m Jan 04, 2019
44m
No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
36m Dec 28, 2018
36m
Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.
41m Dec 25, 2018
41m
No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
44m Dec 21, 2018
44m
No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
41m Dec 14, 2018
41m
No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
50m Dec 07, 2018
50m
No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
38m Nov 30, 2018
38m
No Such Thing As A Fishman
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
1hr 15m Nov 23, 2018
1hr 15m
No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
52m Nov 16, 2018
52m
No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
54m Nov 09, 2018
54m
No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
47m Nov 01, 2018
47m
No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
54m Oct 26, 2018
54m
No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
32m Oct 19, 2018
32m
No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
34m Oct 12, 2018
34m
No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
42m Oct 05, 2018
42m
No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
45m Sep 28, 2018
45m
No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
39m Sep 21, 2018
39m
No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
46m Sep 14, 2018
46m
No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
48m Sep 07, 2018
48m
No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
35m Aug 31, 2018
35m
No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
24m Aug 24, 2018
24m
No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).
36m Aug 17, 2018
36m
No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
37m Aug 10, 2018
37m
No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
33m Aug 03, 2018
33m
No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
49m Jul 27, 2018
49m
No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
46m Jul 20, 2018
46m
No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
45m Jul 13, 2018
45m
No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
44m Jul 06, 2018
44m
No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
41m Jun 29, 2018
41m
No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
42m Jun 22, 2018
42m
No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
31m Jun 14, 2018
31m
No Such Thing As A Million Dots
Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
46m Jun 08, 2018
46m
No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
45m Jun 01, 2018
45m
No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
53m May 25, 2018
53m
No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
36m May 18, 2018
36m
No Such Thing As A Lobster War
Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
36m May 11, 2018
36m