Never Make Summer Hookup Plans Before You’re Home (@AnthonyDeVito_)
A Funny Snapchat Story Is The First Step To Getting Laid (@Chloe_Hilliard)
Being Motivated Can Make An Unattractive Guy Look Hot (@VeronicaMosey)
Thursday At 5pm Is The Best Time To Text A Potential Mate (@OfficeTalk1)
Always Have Airplane Mode On When A Girl Sleeps Over (@ComedyOutliers)
We’ve All Masturbated To Social Media Posts (@EsterKay)
The Best Nights Happen When You Stop Trying To Hook Up (@DCBenny)
Nobody Checks Out A Girl As Hard As Other Girls (@iAmMikeCannon)
Matching With Someone You Know On A Dating App Is A Gift (@SamMorril)
Ballbusting Makes Men Better Friends (@NoahGComedy)
Subtweeting Your Ex Isn’t Manly (@JoeListComedy)
Casual Hook Ups Are The Result Of Casual Meetings (@LanceWeiss)
The Nudes You Receive Are Only As Good As The Ones You Send (@StephSimbari)
Respect Is Ending A Relationship As Soon As You Know It’s Over (@MarkNorm)
Live From Hair Of The Dog (@ChrisDComedy)
Your Parties Are Better Without Social Media (@BarstoolJJ)
Stop Using The Word Slut (@DanteNero)
Everyone's Hot Enough To Hook Up With On Spring Break (@BigJayOakerson)
"Tampaxed" Is The Female Version Of "Cockblocked" (@MatteoLane)
Your Life Is The Weekend When You Go Abroad (@EyreBud)
Getting Set Up With A Formal Date Is A Mistake (@GaryVider)
Self-Deprecation Will Get You Everywhere
Always Be On The Lookout For Your Next Ex (@JamesLMattern)
Bragging About Your Fraternity Isn't Frat (@JayNog)
Nobody Knows What They're Doing In Bed (@BetchesLuvThis)
The Penis Works In Mysterious Ways (@EyreBud)
Drinking Should Enhance The Party, Not Destroy It (@NathanMacintosh)
Watching A Girl’s Snapchat Story Is The New Read Receipt (@EstherKuKu)
Dumped Girlfriends Don’t Go Away Quietly (@LeonardOuzts)
"Under Sell Over Deliver" Will Make You Successful At Life (@MikeFinoia)
Every Girl Is Hotter When She Gives You Attention (@FindingNimesh)
A Dick Pic Should Never Be A Surprise (@TheRealLisaAnn)
Waking Up To A Drunk Text Is A Gift (@AndrewTCollin)
Dancing Gets Rewarded With Hookups (@AnthonyDeVito_)
Dating Apps Are For Thursday Through Sunday (@JimmyFailla)
Things Happen When You Leave The House
You Can't Force A Random Hookup
Every Sorority Has Two Pledge Classes That Hate Each Other
Every Sorority Has Two Pledge Classes That Hate Each Other
Labeling The Relationship Won't Fix The Relationship
Labeling The Relationship Won't Fix The Relationship
The Easiest Sex Comes With The Most Consequences
The Easiest Sex Comes With The Most Consequences
Making A Plan Is The Hottest Thing A Guy Can Do
Making A Plan Is The Hottest Thing A Guy Can Do
If You're Missing An Ex, Remember The Bad Times
The More You Shut Up, The More Ass You Get
"I'm Not Ready For A Relationship" Is Code For "Not Interested"
Apathy Is The Worst Halloween Costume
For Every Hot Chick, There's A Dude That's Tired Of Having Sex With Her
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