Relationships Are About Finding The Right Mix: The Iced Tea To Your Lemonade
This week on The TFM Podcast, Jared is joined by comic and star of the new IFC show Benders, Andrew Schulz, to read your emails and answer questions about sober hook ups after a long-term relationship, dealing with an overbearing mom, especially on social media, a black dude who wants to hook up with more white girls, what to do when you hooked up with and have feelings for a guy who has a girl...
1hr 5m Oct 12, 2015
1hr 5m
The Best Hookups Happen When You Visit Another School
Jared is joined on this week's episode of The TFM Podcast by comic and cast member of truTV's Friends Of The People, Josh Rabinowitz, to read your emails and answer questions about how to get with a girl who's out of your league, whether or not to keep dating a girl who might have mental health issues, how to handle a girl who broke up with her boyfriend after you hooked up with her, thoughts o...
1hr 25m Oct 05, 2015
1hr 25m
It's Only Awkward If You Make It Awkward
On this week’s episode of The TFM Podcast, Jared is joined by comic Bob DiBuono to read your emails and answer questions about proper etiquette for a post-grad older brother invited by a younger sister to a tailgate, how to get with upperclassmen as a freshman guy, tips for hooking up with flight attendants, dating a female pro athlete, if it’s funny or not for straight dudes to call each other...
1hr 36m Sep 28, 2015
1hr 36m
Worshipping A Girl Will Never Get You Laid
This week on The TFM Podcast, Jared is joined by comic Matteo Lane to read your emails and answer questions about whether "grabbing a drink" is considered a date or not, handling the situation when your girlfriend is abroad, how to go about asking out your neighbor, thoughts on girls writing their sorority's name on their boobs, friendzoning a girl you've already been dating, the right way to a...
1hr 10m Sep 21, 2015
1hr 10m
Bragging About Blacking Out Is Just An Excuse For A Shitty Night
Jared's guest this week on The TFM Podcast is comic and host of the You Know What Dude Podcast, Bob Kelly. The guys sit down to read your emails and answer questions about knowing when a guy is actually into you as opposed to just wanting to "smush", how to deal with being a lightweight drinker, how to be single at college for the first time without blacking out every night, how to get with you...
1hr 15m Sep 15, 2015
1hr 15m
All Of Your Relationships Will End On Thanksgiving
It's a new week and a new episode of The TFM Podcast as Jared is joined by comic Jon Fisch to read your emails and answer questions about dating a girl in college when you're still in high school, why your friends make fun of you for being in a relationship no matter how cool the girl is, how to fix your friend group when one friend's girl cheats with another guy in the group, making the most o...
1hr 16m Sep 01, 2015
1hr 16m
Breaking Up With A Hook Up Is As Unnecessary As Saying Bye In A Text
This week on The TFM Podcast, Jared welcomes comic and anchor of SNL’s Weekend Update, Michael Che, to read your emails and answer questions about dorm room decor, dealing with a terrible roommate, how to handle your fraternity brother hooking up with your ex, the proper protocol for hooking up with your ex’s friends, keeping backup girls around before starting a relationship, post-grad concern...
1hr 5m Aug 31, 2015
1hr 5m
The Fun Of A Party Is Found In The Imperfection
Jared is joined on this week’s episode of The TFM Podcast by comic Doug Key to read your emails and answer questions about hooking up with freshman girls, ideal places to move as a post-grad, what to do as a twenty-one year old girl whose longterm boyfriend very infrequently wants sex, pros and cons of on-campus fraternity houses, being sexually vocal as a male, how to manage three girls you’re...
1hr 27m Aug 25, 2015
1hr 27m
The Easiest Way To Hook Up At A Wedding Is To Dance
Jared is joined this week on The TFM Podcast by comic Brendan Eyre to read listener emails and answer questions about how to get the conversation started with girls, the dynamics of a wedding hookup, surviving fraternity life on a limited budget, dealing with your better looking, better-with-girls younger brother attending your college, partying with college kids as a post-grad girl, and approa...
1hr 25m Aug 17, 2015
1hr 25m
Single Girls: A Smile And A Hello Is Better Than Being A Conversational Starfish
Jared is joined on this week’s edition of The TFM Podcast by comic Mike Cannon to read your emails and answer questions about how to deal with a friend who’s into your girlfriend, integrating into the local social scene when moving to a college town as a post-grad, whether to have the “how many people have you slept with” conversation or not, what’s going on when a girl gives you head but won’t...
1hr 23m Aug 11, 2015
1hr 23m
A Great Frat Castle Has Floor Space For Aggressive Dance Moves
Jared is joined this week on The TFM Podcast by comic Chris Cotton to read your emails and answer questions about getting Snapchat nudes from an ex, working with a less-than-impressive schlong, how to make your apartment the go-to postgame spot, dealing with a cockblocking ex-girlfriend, how to know if you’re undateable as a girl, and how to handle the situation when your fraternity brother tel...
1hr 37m Aug 03, 2015
1hr 37m
Fall Semester Junior Year Is The Pinnacle Of Your College Career
On this week’s episode of The TFM Podcast, Jared is joined by return guest, comic Sara Armour, to read listener emails and answer questions about convincing your girlfriend to change the rules once she’s agreed to a threesome, what to do when your girl will only talk openly with you when she’s drunk, dealing with a guy who suddenly broke off all communication, whether you should tell your signi...
1hr 15m Jul 27, 2015
1hr 15m
The Way To Hooking Up At Your Internship Is To Focus On Your Internship
This week on The TFM Podcast, Jared is joined by Stand Up NY Labs producer and host of The Mandatory Sampson Podcast, Chris Flannery to read listener emails and answer questions about the right way to hook up at your internship, turning a prude girl into a freak, the ideal number of dates it takes to have sex, and whether or not guys should stay away from sex when a chick’s on her period. Plus,...
1hr 24m Jul 21, 2015
1hr 24m
Girls Are Attracted To Guys Who Roll In Packs
Jared welcomes comic Amber Nelson to The TFM Podcast this week to read listener emails and answer questions about how to show a busy girl you’re interested while still respecting her time, how to get passed being the third wheel as a girl without sleeping around, minimizing creepiness while doing research on chicks in your class before the semester starts, and how to let your friend know he’s a...
1hr 9m Jul 14, 2015
1hr 9m
Pooping At Your Internship Can Be Fun
Jared is joined this week on the Total Frat Move Podcast by comic and co-host of Tuesdays With Stories on the Stand Up NY Labs Network, Mark Normand, to read your emails, answer questions and give advice about proper wiping techniques, what to do as a guy after bringing up the “what are we” conversation despite JTrain’s advice never to do so, how to prep for butt stuff as a girl, how to respond...
1hr 5m Jul 07, 2015
1hr 5m
Doing It For The Story Should Be Everyone's College Motto
This week, Jared is joined on the TFM Podcast by Dillon Cheverere, also known as Roger Dorn in the Total Frat Move world, to read your emails and answer questions about how to deal with sorority shackers having platonic sleepovers at your fraternity house every weekend, whether to hook up with the girl you like at school or stick with the “girlfriendesque girlfriend” back at home, picking up gi...
1hr 17m Jun 30, 2015
1hr 17m
Never Ask A Question You Don’t Want Answered
On this episode of the Total Frat Move Podcast, Jared welcomes frequently requested return guest, comedian Dante Nero, to read listener emails, answer questions, and give advice about how white dudes should deal with the N-word when doing karaoke, the correct approach to asking out a coworker, mentally handling your girl’s past sexual experiences, dealing with your girlfriend’s jealousy towards...
1hr 26m Jun 22, 2015
1hr 26m
Everyone In College Deserves One Screw Up
This week on the TFM Podcast, Jared is joined by comic Bill Dawes to read your emails and answer questions about how to deal with a dude who wet the bed and then left before you woke up the next morning, the proper strategy for hooking up with an ex whose current relationship is getting rocky, what to do about a fiancé who has literally never given a blowjob in her life, and how to embark on a ...
1hr 12m Jun 15, 2015
1hr 12m
Never Stop A Girl From Scratching Your Back
This week on the TFM Podcast, Jared is joined by one of the show’s most requested return guests, comic Jimmy Failla. The guys take listener emails and answer questions about the right way to get out of a job you hate, how to communicate during sex without having to say anything at all, Jared responds to a listener who says the Pussy Net is a trap, and much more. Plus, headlines from TotalFratMo...
1hr 12m Jun 09, 2015
1hr 12m
TFM Founders: State Of The Union
This week, on a special edition of the TFM Podcast, Jared is joined by the founders of Total Frat Move, Madison Wickham and Ryan Young, to talk about how they started the company, give some advice and even read some of your emails. You don't want to miss this epsiode, so check it out! Follow on Twitter: twitter.com/JTrain56 ... twitter.com/totalfratmove ... twitter.com/StandUpNYLabs Watch liv...
1hr 3m May 31, 2015
1hr 3m
You’ll Be Caught Wacking Off If You Don’t Plan Appropriately
On this episode of the Total Frat Move Podcast, Jared is joined by comic Rich Aronovitch to read your emails and answer questions about the right way to deal with getting caught jerking off, making up for a lackluster first semester at college, hooking up with an ex after you've slept with her best friend, and how to say you want a relationship without scaring a guy away. All this, plus the new...
1hr 24m May 26, 2015
1hr 24m
Your Ex Is Your Best And Worst Referral
This week, Jared is joined on the TFM Podcast by comic Dave Temple to read your emails and answer questions about how to be cool over a long weekend with your girlfriends’ friends, moving from a great first date to the next step, what to do when your boyfriend won’t have sex with you, and whether to respect your ex’s new guy or not. Plus, all the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Foll...
1hr 11m May 18, 2015
1hr 11m
There's Nothing Better Than Witnessing A Walk Of Shame
This week on the TFM Podcast, Jared welcomes comic Andy Hendrickson to read listener emails and answer questions about picking up sorority girls at work as a barista, suggestions on how to fix a chronic inability to climax with a woman, deciding between the military and college, and being your ex’s backup prom date. Plus, news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter:http://twit...
1hr 6m May 11, 2015
1hr 6m
Jealousy Is Weakness with Special Guest Bert Kreischer
This week, Jared is joined by comedian and host of the Travel Channel show Trip Flip, Bert Kreischer to talk about Bert's college days at Florida State when Rolling Stone Magazine named him the number one partier on campus, and read your emails and answer questions about how to react when your girlfriend gets hit on in front of you, the right way to let your girlfriend know her handjobs hurt yo...
1hr 20m May 04, 2015
1hr 20m
Special Guest: Jimmy Tatro
Jared is joined by actor, comic, and host of the Life According To Jimmy YouTube channel, Jimmy Tatro, to read your emails and answer questions about how to bang your ex-hook up’s roommate, general advice about how to get by your first year in college, how to handle the negative attitudes and assumptions people have about frats post-grad, and how to get back out of the friend zone after you’ve ...
1hr Apr 28, 2015
1hr
Girls Won’t Hook Up With A Guy Their Friends Make Fun Of
This week, Jared is joined by comic Sara Armour to read your emails and answer questions about being cockblocked by an entire sorority, choosing between Arizona State and Yale, how to talk to your girlfriend about vagina maintenance, and post-BJ cuddling. Plus, news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter: @JTrain56 @SaraArmour @ManSamp and @StandUpNYLabs Watch live on DailyMo...
1hr 11m Apr 20, 2015
1hr 11m
Creativity Is The Key To Getting Laid From Tinder
Jared is joined byTinder expert Lindsay Anderson to discuss her website Tinder In Brooklyn and answer questions from TFM listeners about proper Tinder bios, getting a conversation going on Tinder, gaining confidence as the funny fat guy, good house crawl themes, how long it takes to rebound from an ex, and the acceptable age difference when girls bang older guys. All that, plus, news from Total...
1hr 33m Apr 13, 2015
1hr 33m
Silence During Sex Is Creepy
This week on The TFM Podcast, Jared is joined by comic Seaton Smith to answer questions based on emails from listeners about the normal amount of sex noises guys should be making, getting laid when moving back to a college town post graduation, who makes for the best formal date, the hot girl or the girl with more personality, and what how can the funny fat guy get laid more. All this, plus the...
1hr 14m Apr 06, 2015
1hr 14m
A Good Wingman Is A Lead Blocker, Not A Running Back
Jared is once again joined by relationship therapist Amber Madison to read your emails and answer questions about proper wingman techniques, thoughts on what to wear to an ABC party, what to do when a girl who you thought Friendzoned you says she liked you all along, and how to get back the girlfriend you broke up with during Spring Break. Plus, in lieu of news, a conversation about the authent...
1hr 34m Mar 30, 2015
1hr 34m
Your Girlfriend's Best Friend Can Ruin Your Relationship
This week, on a great episode of the TFM Podcast, Jared is joined by comedian Dan Soder to read your emails and answer questions about the finer points of manscaping before Spring Break, clarification on when it’s okay for dudes to sit to pee, how to deal with your girlfriend’s super clingy BFF, and Semi-Formal advice for the funny, fat guy. All that, and the news from TotalFratMove.com. Don’t ...
1hr 2m Mar 23, 2015
1hr 2m
Enthusiasm Is The Key To Good Oral
This week, Jared is joined by relationship therapist Amber Madison to read your emails and answer questions about how to balance spending time with your girlfriend on Spring Break with hanging out with your friends, dealing with hangovers as a post-grad, is there really such a thing as a bad blowjob, a surefire pickup process, and whether you should wait for the girl of your dreams or go with t...
1hr 9m Mar 17, 2015
1hr 9m
Spring Break Drinking Is A Marathon, Not A Sprint
Jared is joined by comic George Gordon to give Spring Break advice, read your emails and answer questions about how guys feel about an abnormally large labia, how to handle dating a girl who's hooked up with a lot of your friends before you started dating, and if it's hard to be the short guy in a fraternity. Plus, the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @Geo...
1hr 15m Mar 10, 2015
1hr 15m
If Your Ugly Friend Likes You, Set Them Up With An Uglier Friend
This week, Jared is joined by the band Prelow to read your emails and answer questions about the best way to hook up with the hot friend when the ugly friend likes you, how to broach the subject of eating ass with your hook up, whether a foursome with three guys and one girl is gay or not, and how to deal with a lazy sexual partner. All that, plus the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! ...
1hr 19m Mar 03, 2015
1hr 19m
You Can Bring A Chick To Water, But You Can’t Make Her Think You’re Hot
This week, Jared welcomes back Jordana Abraham from Betches Love This to answer emails about repairing your frat's reputation, how to have a social life when you're a 22 year old dropout, and why it's a listeners own fault that Jtrain's advice didn't work for him. Plus, the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @betchesluvthis @ManSamp and @StandUpNYLabs Subsc...
1hr 17m Feb 23, 2015
1hr 17m
For any Relationships, if You See Something Say Something
This week, Jared is joined by comic Ashley Morris to read your emails. Plus, the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @ManSamp and @StandUpNYLabs Subscribe to TFM on iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-t…id672249013?mt=2 Use promo code TFM at www.StandUpNY.com for FREE tickets to Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts at www.StandUpNYLabs.com!
1hr 6m Feb 16, 2015
1hr 6m
Being Good in Bed is about Taking Chances
This week, Jared is joined by comic Mark Normand to read your emails and give answers about getting revenge on an ex, trying news things in bed and more. Plus, the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @KevinMcCaff @ManSamp and @StandUpNYLabs Subscribe to TFM on iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-t…id672249013?mt=2 Use promo code TFM at www.StandUpNY.com ...
1hr 9m Feb 09, 2015
1hr 9m
Always Remember: When You’re Anxious, Nobody Cares About You More Than You
This week, Jared is joined by comic Kevin McCaffrey to read your emails and give answers about what to do when you walk in on your roomate getting head while skyping his girfriend, whether or not a chick should lose her virginity and move on, and how to politely let a girl know her snatch stinks. Plus, the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @KevinMcCaff @Man...
1hr 9m Feb 02, 2015
1hr 9m
Guys Slow Fade Girls Because They're Cowards
Jared is joined by comedian Sam Morril to talk about the classic slow fade and dating someone who's going through a tough time in life. Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @SamMorril @ManSamp and @StandUpNYLabs Subscribe to TFM on iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-t…id672249013?mt=2 Use promo code TFM at www.StandUpNY.com for FREE tickets to Stand Up NY. Listen to all our other great podcasts ...
1hr 12m Jan 26, 2015
1hr 12m
Your Fear Of Not Hooking Up Is Why You’re Not Hooking Up
This week, Jared is joined by comic Mike Recine to read your emails and give answers about proper Rush Boobs etiquette, getting last night’s hookup out of your bed the next morning, and whether it’s okay or not to hook up with a dude’s girlfriend if he’s an asshole. Plus, the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @mikerecine @ManSamp and @StandUpNYLabs Subscri...
1hr 15m Jan 19, 2015
1hr 15m
If A Girl Makes Out With Her BFF, She Should Involve Her Boyfriend
Jared is joined by comic Brendan Eyre to read your emails and give advice about managing your friends’ feelings when you get back together with a cheating ex, the trick to picking up foreign girls abroad, and what happens when your off-again-on-again girlfriend gets pregnant with another dude’s kid. Plus, news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @BrendanCEyre @Man...
1hr 7m Jan 12, 2015
1hr 7m
Approach Butt Stuff Like You’d Approach Petting A Squirrel
Jared is joined by comedian Yamaneika Saunders to take your emails and answer questions about jerking off too much, how to tell your friend you slept with the girl he’s interested in dating, and whether or not you should tell the girl you’re going to sleep with that you’re a virgin. Plus, the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out. Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @yamaneika @ManSamp and @StandU...
1hr 11m Jan 06, 2015
1hr 11m
Guys Want Girls To Tell Them What They Like In Bed
Jared is joined by comedian Dan Perlman to read your emails and give advice about managing your hook up reputation on a small campus, how to deal with a friend’s girlfriend when you don’t really like her, what to do when your girlfriend isn’t into sex anymore, and what to do when an ex tells you she’s pregnant. All that, plus the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out. Follow on Twitter @JT...
1hr 17m Dec 30, 2014
1hr 17m
TFM Bonus Episode With Barry Katz
Jared is joined by talent manager and host of the Industry Standard Podcast, Barry Katz to discuss career advice, what helps get you noticed on a resume, and how everyone has their own path to success. Check it out. Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @BarryKatz and @StandUpNYLabs Subscribe to TFM on iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-t…id672249013?mt=2 Use promo code TFM at www.StandUpNY.com fo...
1hr 13m Dec 23, 2014
1hr 13m
Dry Humping Counts As Cheating
This week, Jared is joined by comedian Kyle Ploof to discuss girls with guy best friends, whether it’s okay or not for girls to have a guy’s mentality when it comes to sex, and how to deal with a post grad slump. Plus, news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @KylePloof @ManSamp and @StandUpNYLabs Subscribe to TFM on iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-t…id672...
1hr 28m Dec 23, 2014
1hr 28m
The Fingerbang Is The Trailer To Sex
Jared is joined by comedian Leah Bonnema to answer emails about whether or not guys can handle a girl with a "hot" job, how to spit game at a girl that's out of your league, handling a long distance relationship, and what to do about premature ejaculation. All that, plus the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out. Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @LeahBonnema @ManSamp and @StandUpNYLabs Subscri...
1hr 12m Dec 16, 2014
1hr 12m
Your Formal Date Should Know You Didn’t Invite Her As A Friend
Jared is joined by comedian Nore Davis to answer your emails about how to handle the girl you like hooking up with your friend, dating a high school girl while attending college as a well-known “clit wizard”, taking a semester off to work at a resort, and how to get out of the friend zone. Plus, headlines from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @noredavis @ManSamp and...
1hr 20m Dec 09, 2014
1hr 20m
Kissing Is A Gateway Drug To Sex
Jared is joined by comedian Kara Klenk to answer your questions about whether or not to get an STD check after hooking up with a MILF stripper, how to have more fun in a sucky college town, a “cuddle season” catastrophe, and to discuss one of the craziest emails in the history of the podcast. All that, plus the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @karaklenk @...
1hr 21m Dec 02, 2014
1hr 21m
Girls Don’t Want To Hook Up With A Guy Who’s Crying About Another Girl
Jared is joined by comedian Joe List to answer your emails and give advice about choosing where to study abroad, how to handle an abrupt end to a relationship, and whether guys like a girl who gets really wet or not. Plus, the best news of the week from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out. Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @JoeListComedy @ManSamp and @StandUpNYLabs Subscribe to TFM on iTunes itunes.app...
1hr 14m Nov 25, 2014
1hr 14m
If You Met Your Best Friends On Your Dorm Floor, You're Doing College Wrong
Jared is joined by comedian Andrew Collin to read your emails and answer questions about having sex with an ex, hooking up with your boss, whether you should sleep with your best friend or not, and virginity stories. All that and the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @AndrewTCollin @ManSamp and @StandUpNYLabs Subscribe to TFM on iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/...
1hr 8m Nov 17, 2014
1hr 8m
Telling Your Friends Sex Stories About Your Girlfriend Is A Mistake
Jared is joined by comedian, Doug Smith to talk about telling your buddies sex stories and whether an emailer's porn strategy is worth a shot. Plus, the news from TotalFratMove.com. Check it out! Follow on Twitter @JTrain56 @WhoDougSmith @ManSamp and @StandUpNYLabs Subscribe to TFM on iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-t…id672249013?mt=2 Use promo code TFM at www.StandUpNY.com for FREE t...
1hr 17m Nov 10, 2014
1hr 17m