Dirty Martini from the Future (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1626)
The ever fabulous Miss Dirty Martini calls us from the distant future, and promises to return to the past for a visit. What a thrill!
28m Jul 17, 2016
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Back Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1625)
The first episode from beyond the future. An impossible trip into the middle of the center.
28m Jun 27, 2016
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Back Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1625
28m Jun 27, 2016
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The Meaning of Life and How it Works (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1624)
Trivial matters, existence, meaning, and all that rhythm. Please, pretty please, with everything on top.
28m Jun 27, 2016
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The Impossible Fuckup (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1623)
Our awful guest is an incompetent idiot, to be avoided at all costs. Our apologies.
28m Jun 27, 2016
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With guest callers Dirty Martini and Julie Atlas Muz (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1622)
Dirty Martini and Julie Atlas Muz call us all the way from France, and tell us how to spell Bordeaux properly. A fine lesson for all of us. Bob the Kook also has some words.
28m Jun 27, 2016
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The Aliens, The Aliens (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1621)
Nothing you ever knew is true, so the truth is revealed, but not really. In fact, this sentence is not true either.
28m Jun 27, 2016
28m
All in a Day's Jerk (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1620)
Honestly, there is no reason I can think of why you should listen to this episode. It will rot your brain and make you instantly insane. Avoid it at all costs.
28m May 18, 2016
28m
Armand, Ruler of Man (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1619)
The title says it all. Our special guest, Armand, Ruler of Man, shares his myriad conspiracy theories with us, with wisdom and sympathy for all.
28m May 18, 2016
28m
Saint Eve Blesses Us All (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1618)
Gabrielle St. Evenson, a.k.a. St. Eve (and the host of the show that precedes us, "The Eccentric Ear") is our special and magical guest on this episode. Really an outstanding experience for all of us, if I do say so myself (and I don't).
28m May 18, 2016
28m
Mr Pregnant Gives Birth (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1617)
Mr. Pregnant is our very special guest on this extra-weird episode. He tells us all about his home planet, burns his beard, and sings his classic hit "Titties Like a Woman". What's not to love?
28m May 18, 2016
28m
Recursive Logic Again Again (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1616)
Nothing is ever the same as it was, except when it happens all over again in exactly the same way (which it never does). So when you find yourself remembering the future, just try to predict the past.
28m Apr 20, 2016
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An Old Friend Skypes By (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1615)
Old friends are like old underwear. They make you feel comfortable, but not everyone needs to know about how old they really are, or what brought you together. Still, this friend is always welcome wherever or whenever I may be.
28m Apr 19, 2016
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Best of 1-800-Weirdos Radio, part 2 (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1614)
In this second part of the compilation of our worst slits, we focus on some of the magical guests that have been featured recently on the show. Call 1-800-Weirdos NOW and be next!
28m Apr 19, 2016
28m
Best of 1-800-Weirdos Radio, part 1 (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1613)
In the first part of this compilation of our greatest shits, we focus on the madness and the astral travelogues.
28m Apr 19, 2016
28m
Never Could Be Any Other Way (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1612)
It's the inner groove, baby. Listen to it over and over again, and then you'll really know.
28m Mar 25, 2016
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Now That I've Got Your Attention (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1611)
I knew that would get you! You'll never be the same! Stop listening, or start listening (whichever comes first).
28m Mar 25, 2016
28m
Can't Figure It Out (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1610)
None of this makes any sense. It's beyond my comprehension. But somehow, I forgot to care about that in any way whatsoever.
28m Mar 09, 2016
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Thank You Very Much (1-800-Weirdos, ep.1609)
My gratitude knows no bounds. It's so wonderful what you've done for me. Truly amazing.
28m Mar 09, 2016
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You'll Never Know (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1608)
Nothing needs to be known, but still you might feel better if you knew. unfortunately, that's simply not possible. Sorry about that.
28m Feb 24, 2016
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More and More and More (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1607)
It never ends. It just goes on and on and nothing can stop it. We have a special guest for this episode...Bob the Kook!
28m Feb 24, 2016
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The Story of the Painting of the Fish (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1606)
Along with recent callers, as the title of the episode points out, I tell the Story of the Painting of the Fish.
28m Feb 11, 2016
28m
This is the Best Thing (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1605)
Clearly the best episode ever, especially for those who are longtime fans of the show. You and I are here, and that's all you really need to know.
28m Feb 06, 2016
28m
Another Episode Like Next Week Was (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1604)
Moving backwards in time is very confusing for me. The episode you heard last week is the one I'll be doing next week. I do my best to explain that during this week's episode, which could also be titled "Only always...never again" (and once was at some point in the future). Call 1-800-934-7367 and leave me a message for last week's episode (I mean next week)...
30m Jan 28, 2016
30m
The classic Murray Gillbacker tribute show (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1603)
Due to the overwhelming success of Mr. Murray Gillbacker's appearance on last week's episode of 1-800-Weirdos on Radio Free Brooklyn, tonight's episode features messages left by Mr. Gillbacker on the 1-800-Weirdos line (800-934-7367). Maybe YOU should call in and be like him? Or just tune in now to hear the episode at http://radiofreebrooklyn.com/show/1-800-weirdos/
30m Jan 22, 2016
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A Live One on the Line (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1602)
Special guest Murray Gilbacker joins us live in this unusually strange episode. No one makes it out alive.
30m Jan 16, 2016
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In the New Year (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1601)
As 2016 begins, we examine the need to lose our minds and be weirder than we originally thought was necessary. Good luck.
30m Jan 16, 2016
30m
Post Xmas (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1532)
Since this episode aired the day after Christmas, I decided to fill your mind with all the things you'd need to make it through the rest of the holidays. Many cover tunes.
30m Jan 16, 2016
30m
Shocking Aw (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1531)
Still recovering from being in total shock, I decided to record this episode in spite of not being able to use my brain in any way. If you can understand what happened during it, you're a better man than I am (Gunga Din).
30m Jan 16, 2016
30m
The Other One Because (1-800-Weirdos, ep.1530)
This episode is not like the other one because it was recorded one week previously (or one week in the future from your point of view). I'm still confused about the difference
30m Jan 16, 2016
30m
What Did you Say? (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1529)
#whatdidyousay This episode reviews the recent and past callers to 1-800-Weirdos (800-934-7367) and discusses the most important topic of the day - "What did you say?"
30m Dec 08, 2015
30m
Confusing Times (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1527)
#confusion #hashtag These are confusing times. Am I just making it worse? It's not supposed to make sense. I don't like things that make sense. Some user left an a fragment of the audio book of a story published in the New Yorker in 1947 on the Weirdos Line, so I included that. I do cover versions of Strange Days and Wish You Were Here.
30m Dec 04, 2015
30m
The Thanksgiving Special (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1528)
#thanksgiving #covertunes I took a holiday from my own material and covered such popular favorites as Tomorrow Belongs to Me, The Middle Class, Games without Frontiers, Comfortably Numb, The Galaxy Song, The Major General's Song, Bobby Brown, and my old hit tunes Get Outta My Brain and Happy Butter.
30m Dec 04, 2015
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Back to the Basics (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1526)
A warp in time carries us back to a show I did on Sept 2nd, 2001. There was no way to know how soon things would change forever. I attempt to do the show entirely using a piano only, but eventually give up on that.
30m Nov 19, 2015
30m
I Know What's Happening (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1525)
Since the last episode, filled with cover tunes, was such a huge success, I decided to do some more of those in this show. I play all the Fats Waller songs I learned recently, including "Ain't Misbehavin'", "The Reefer Song", "You're Not the Only Oyster in the Stew" and "Honeysuckle Rose". Plus the usual madness.
30m Nov 13, 2015
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Is the Spirit Loose or DId I Lose It? (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1524)
For no apparent reason I do a lot of cover tunes in this episode - Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom", "Hush-a-bye Mountain" from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, "Maybe This Time" from Cabaret, "Hey, Bulldog" by The Beatles, "It Depends on What You Pay" from The Fantasticks, and "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away" by The Beatles. #weirdostv
30m Oct 29, 2015
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It's Not the Same (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1523)
That's the theme for this week's show. We receive a random caller which is always a treat!
30m Oct 21, 2015
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Do You Really Want to Know? (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1522)
You ask a question by tuning in to this broadcast, but do you really want to know the answer. You've opened a mighty large kettle of worms....
30m Oct 16, 2015
30m
Life is SO Weird (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1521)
#weirdos #beweird #headweirdo @WeirdosTV wants you to realize how damn WEIRD life really is. More than you thought, and more than you'll ever know.
30m Oct 08, 2015
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The Almost Thing (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1520)
It almost exists. It's not the one you think it is, it's the other almost sort of kind of thing that you didn't expect.
30m Oct 08, 2015
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I Give Up (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1519)
#givingup #fail #whybother #1800Weirdos
30m Oct 08, 2015
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The Other One You Didn't Hear (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1518)
You didn't hear this one. Even if you have heard it, you weren't listening. This is that one, not the main one that you didn't listen to, but the other one that you didn't hear. Get me?
30m Sep 17, 2015
30m
Tell Funnier Jokes (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1517)
The title is a reference to n old Woody Allen film. If you know it, you win a prize. Unfortunately, your prize is waiting for you on the planet Neptune.
30m Sep 09, 2015
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Manchester Weirdos Visit (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1515)
Across the Atlantic Sea, some Weirdos are sending me messages that I get to read out to you during the broadcast...
30m Sep 09, 2015
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Time and Uncertainty (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1516)
Callers include some folks from Pennsylvania, and of course Murray Gilbacker. I sing the song "Shitbitch", and play a tiny keyboard version of Scott Joplin's "Solace". None of it helps with time or the uncertainty.
30m Aug 28, 2015
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I Can't Hardly Stand It (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1514)
I really can't stand it. Regardless, I tell "The Story of the Painting of the Fish". Why not?
30m Aug 21, 2015
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The One Where You're Listening (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1513)
This is that SPECIAL episode that I recorded just for YOU. That's right, no one else will understand this particular episode except for you. I don't even understand it; it's a special message created only for you. I hope you enjoy it.
30m Aug 13, 2015
30m
Does That Make Me Crazy? (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1512)
I can't tell you anymore about this episode. It's not what it is, it's what it pretends to be. You should be careful with it.
30m Aug 04, 2015
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Taking the Limp in Stride (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1511)
Another vault episode, this one dates back to a time of deep depression. Consequently, I take you all for a nice walk in the park. Feeling better? I know I'm not.
30m Jul 28, 2015
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14 Years Ago Today (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1510)
Another ancient episode from the Weirdos Radio vault, this was recorded 14 years ago. It features some of the musical compositions I was working on at the time for the musical production of "Speak of the Devil (A Satanic Cabaret).
30m Jul 28, 2015
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