<turbo-stream action="append" target="audio_clips_list"><template>
    <hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
<div class="card rounded-0 border-0 pas qa-audio-clip-overview" style="--bs-card-bg: transparent;">
<a class="text-decoration-none" href="/posts/3416221-this-is-not-happening-1-800-weirdos-ep-1509"><div class="Episode-list-grid card-body pan">
<div class="l-flex align-items-baseline gap-2 gap-md-3">
<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #5a6076; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
This is Not Happening  (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1509)
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
If it WERE happening, you would be instructed where to go in your neighborhood to exist or begin to exist. Since this is not happening, none of that is possible.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
30m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1438110147" data-format="short_date">Jul 28, 2015</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
30m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
<hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
<div class="card rounded-0 border-0 pas qa-audio-clip-overview" style="--bs-card-bg: transparent;">
<a class="text-decoration-none" href="/posts/3416220-chatting-with-mark-1-800-weirdos-ep-1508"><div class="Episode-list-grid card-body pan">
<div class="l-flex align-items-baseline gap-2 gap-md-3">
<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #5a6076; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
Chatting with Mark  (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1508)
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Mark can only contribute by typing on my screen, so he&#39;s not really there. Still, most of what you hear is influenced by him. I can&#39;t tell the difference, and neither should you.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
30m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1438110143" data-format="short_date">Jul 28, 2015</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
30m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
<hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
<div class="card rounded-0 border-0 pas qa-audio-clip-overview" style="--bs-card-bg: transparent;">
<a class="text-decoration-none" href="/posts/3416219-the-call-out-show-1-800-weirdos-ep-1507"><div class="Episode-list-grid card-body pan">
<div class="l-flex align-items-baseline gap-2 gap-md-3">
<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #5a6076; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
The Call OUT show  (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1507)
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
In this week&#39;s show, I call back all the people who have called during the last month. That&#39;s right, they called in weeks ago, and I just called them up when I was recording to see if they would answer. Mostly I just leave messages for them, so it&#39;s terribly heartbreaking. But don&#39;t despair. Never give up.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
30m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1438110140" data-format="short_date">Jul 28, 2015</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
30m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
<hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
<div class="card rounded-0 border-0 pas qa-audio-clip-overview" style="--bs-card-bg: transparent;">
<a class="text-decoration-none" href="/posts/3416218-not-the-thing-at-all-1-800-weirdos-ep-1506"><div class="Episode-list-grid card-body pan">
<div class="l-flex align-items-baseline gap-2 gap-md-3">
<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #5a6076; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
Not the thing at all  (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1506)
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
This couldn&#39;t possibly be it. Being that is not the thing at all, you&#39;ll have to settle for the other one. This may not be easy, but I&#39;m convinced you&#39;re up to something. That isn&#39;t the point, nor is this, so that&#39;s how I worked out that it&#39;s not the thing at all. It&#39;s the being.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
30m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1438110136" data-format="short_date">Jul 28, 2015</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
30m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
<hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
<div class="card rounded-0 border-0 pas qa-audio-clip-overview" style="--bs-card-bg: transparent;">
<a class="text-decoration-none" href="/posts/3416217-learning-about-the-mess-1-800-weirdos-ep-1505"><div class="Episode-list-grid card-body pan">
<div class="l-flex align-items-baseline gap-2 gap-md-3">
<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #5a6076; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
Learning About the Mess  (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1505)
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
I&#39;ve figured out most of the problems, but it&#39;s still a mess. Why? It doesn&#39;t make sense. And I like that. I like things that don&#39;t make sense. So it must for that reason that it&#39;s still a mess. Now you&#39;ve figured it out, too.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
30m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1438110133" data-format="short_date">Jul 28, 2015</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
30m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
<hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
<div class="card rounded-0 border-0 pas qa-audio-clip-overview" style="--bs-card-bg: transparent;">
<a class="text-decoration-none" href="/posts/3416216-i-am-not-here-1-800-weirdos-ep-1504"><div class="Episode-list-grid card-body pan">
<div class="l-flex align-items-baseline gap-2 gap-md-3">
<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #5a6076; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
I Am Not Here  (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1504)
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
I know that I am not here, but do you know it? Now you do. I may appear to be here, but I am actually somewhere else. I hope that is clear now. If not, call 1-800-Weirdos to register your complaints...!
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
30m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1438110130" data-format="short_date">Jul 28, 2015</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
30m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
<hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
<div class="card rounded-0 border-0 pas qa-audio-clip-overview" style="--bs-card-bg: transparent;">
<a class="text-decoration-none" href="/posts/3416215-unknown-1-800-weirdos-ep-1503"><div class="Episode-list-grid card-body pan">
<div class="l-flex align-items-baseline gap-2 gap-md-3">
<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #5a6076; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
Unknown   (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1503)
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
This episode was never properly archived, so it remains a mystery.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
30m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1438110128" data-format="short_date">Jul 28, 2015</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
30m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
<hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
<div class="card rounded-0 border-0 pas qa-audio-clip-overview" style="--bs-card-bg: transparent;">
<a class="text-decoration-none" href="/posts/3416214-days-of-weirdos-past-on-radio-free-brooklyn-1-800-weirdos-ep-1502"><div class="Episode-list-grid card-body pan">
<div class="l-flex align-items-baseline gap-2 gap-md-3">
<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #5a6076; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
Days of Weirdos Past on Radio Free Brooklyn  (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1502)
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Culled from the Weirdos vault, this classic episode is nearly impossible to comprehend. If you are able to make any sense out of it, you should seek medical help immediately.
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
30m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1438110125" data-format="short_date">Jul 28, 2015</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
30m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>
<hr class="mvn mhs text-black-50 opacity-25">
<div class="card rounded-0 border-0 pas qa-audio-clip-overview" style="--bs-card-bg: transparent;">
<a class="text-decoration-none" href="/posts/3416213-weirdos-begins-on-radio-free-brooklyn-special-guest-present-girl-1-800-weirdos-ep-1501"><div class="Episode-list-grid card-body pan">
<div class="l-flex align-items-baseline gap-2 gap-md-3">
<img srcset="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/75x75/c 75w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/150x150/c 150w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/300x300/c 300w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/600x600/c 600w, https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c 1400w" sizes="(max-width: 400px) 64px, 96px" style="background-color: #5a6076; max-width: 96px; width: 15cqw;" class="js-img-bg ratio-square rounded-1" loading="lazy" src="https://audioboom.com/i/15814557/1400x1400/c" />
<div class="vstack gap-1 my-auto">
<h5 class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-h fs-6 fs-5-lg fw-normal mb-0">
Weirdos begins on Radio Free Brooklyn (special guest - Present Girl)  (1-800-Weirdos, ep. 1501)
</h5>
<div class="text-line-clamp text-line-clamp-3 balanced-p fs-8 text-muted text-break">
Introductions and explanations. I attempt to explicate how these episodes are recorded in the future, and sent back in time so you can hear them. I make known the phone number for calling in to the show (800-934-7367), i.e. 1-800-WEIRDOS. Since the show is prerecorded, only guests who can synchronize with my future time coordinates can actually talk to me, but, as I point out, anyone who calls ...
</div>
<div class="text-muted df align-items-baseline gap-2 fs-8">
<span class="numeric-tabular d-sm-none">
30m
</span>
<span class="d-sm-none">
&bull;
</span>
<span><span class="js-time" data-epochtime="1438110119" data-format="short_date">Jul 28, 2015</span></span>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="d-none d-sm-grid" style="justify-self: center; align-items: center;">
<div class="fs-8 numeric-tabular text-nowrap text-muted phs">
30m
</div>
</div>
</div>
</a></div>

</template></turbo-stream>
  <turbo-stream action="remove" target="audio_clips_pagination"></turbo-stream>
