#121 - Dan Chamberlain of Above Average
Extra extra! Hump all about it! There's a hot new threesome in town: luscious writer and comedian Dan Chamberlain and the Lovers! Dan stretches out his dick, Diana fucks her neighbor to death and Murf waxes his porch; meanwhile, Hoz dates Gwen Stefani. Follow Dan's antics @amfmpm, check out Thingstarter on SeeSo and keep an eye out for his sexy ass in the upcoming movie Dirty 30!
46m Jun 15, 2016
46m
#120 - Agunda Okeyo of The Daily Beast
Lights, camera, action! Writer/filmmaker/activist Agunda Okeyo joins the Lovers for an X-rated flick and the threesome shakes off all the censorship bars! Agunda starts a food company, Murf gets botox and Diana kills her boss; meanwhile, Hoz remains cl'illiterate. For all things Agunda, visit agundaokeyo.com and follow her musings @AgundaOkeyo
43m Jun 08, 2016
43m
#119 - Josh Sharp of Fucking Identical Twins
Grunt! Comedian and crooner, Mr. Josh Sharp, joins the lovers in the jizz gymnasium and the gleesome threesome fucks their way to fitness level 1 million! Josh dyes his pubes pink, Diana cruises the babes at Home Depot and Murf summons a spiritual orgasm; meanwhile, Hoz strokes his Negroni pony. Follow Josh on Instagram @CluckCluckJoshSharp and don't miss his live performances at the UCB Thea...
47m Jun 01, 2016
47m
#118 - Julia Wertz, Museum of Mistakes: The Fart Party Collection
Titty time! ( * )( * ) Comely cartoonist & urban explorer, Miz Julia Wertz, hops into our comic and we all strip (get it?)! Julia goes on two dates in two minutes, Diana kills her twin and Murf rocks a codpiece; meanwhile, Hoz remains a virgin. Get more J-Wertz at juliawertz.com, follow her adventures @Julia_Wertz and go to her last NYC show TONIGHT at 61 Local, 8pm, before she heads out west...
36m May 25, 2016
36m
#117 - Will Miles of Hopefully We Don't Break Up
M'm m'm! Good! Randy writer and stand up, Mr. Will Miles, joins the Lovers in a big sloppy bowl of alphabet soup and the threesome spells out S-E-X! Will purchases a Lincoln Navigator from Matthew McConaughey, Diana does meth and Murf discovers a new hole on his body; meanwhile, Hoz hangs out behind the local high school. For all things Mr. Miles, follow @MrWillMiles and find his romantic pod...
44m May 18, 2016
44m
#116 - Cody Lindquist of Two Beers In
Ring-around-the-rosey! Effervecent actress, Cody Lindquist, joins the Lovers in the fuck fountain and everyone squirts! Cody goes bowling, Murf joins the D.A.R.E. Program and Diana does a VBAC; meanwhile, Hoz is struck by lightning...again. Follow Cody @codylindquist and don't miss Two Beers In and The Female Gaze, both the the UCB Theatres.
39m May 11, 2016
39m
#115 - Cole Escola of Difficult People
Yippie ki-ay!! Cole Escola joins the Lovers in the bone barn and they all go for a ride! Cole chaperones the prom, Diana lubes up with SPAM and Murf jerks off in his sleep; meanwhile, Hoz won't put down his goddamn phone. Don't miss Cole Escola is the First Gay President at the The Duplex Cabaret Theatre the last Saturday of every month, and follow Sir Escola @ColeEscola
46m May 04, 2016
46m
#114 - Judy Gold, "Kill Me Now with Judy Gold"
Legendary comedian/writer/host/actor, Judy Gold, joins the Lovers in studio, asking for "a Chopin Martini as dry as a 98 year-old woman’s vagina, with 3 olives"—her drink may be dry but this episode is wet AF. Judy opines on sticky train etiquette, Murf pinches his dick and Diana smells like fish; meanwhile, Hoz makes love to a deceased pet. For all things Judy, head on over to JudyGold.com a...
1hr 7m Apr 27, 2016
1hr 7m
#113 - Princess Superstar, "I'm a Firecracker"
Record scratch! Who dat? It's randy rapper and DJ, Miz Princess Superstar, joining the Lovers in the cum club and everybody dances their tits off! Princess Superstar makes camping sexy, Diana scares cats and Murf becomes a sex bot; meanwhile, Hoz gets fingered in Boca. For all things dope, hit up princesssuperstar.com and follow her @psuperstar
35m Apr 20, 2016
35m
#112 - Taylor Moore of Kickstarter
Help! Our dark overlord, comedic genius Taylor Moore, descends upon the Lovers once again, and all fall under his evil yet sensual spell. Taylor drinks a bottle of gin, Diana takes her beloved Borat impression to Italy, and Murf smokes boner weed; meanwhile, Hoz tries to have sex with himself in his sleep. Get even Moore Taylor (HA!) @ChillSitch & @taylordotbiz and find him all over the inter...
1hr 4m Apr 13, 2016
1hr 4m
#111 - Murray Hill, the hardest working middle-aged man in show business
COCK-a-doodle-doo! It's time to wake up to the sweet sounds of threeway sex with legendary drag king entertainer, Mr. Murray Hill! Murray talks mustaches, Diana smokes a vaginal cigarette and Murf busts SAGGY balls; meanwhile, Hoz becomes Bryan. Get your ass over to mistershowbiz.com for all things Murray Hill and follow the swanky gent @Murray_Hill
36m Apr 06, 2016
36m
#110 - Keith Malley and Chemda of KATG
Ruff! Who let the dawgs out? The wolfish Lovers hop onto the pup bed with Keith and the Girl and mate on their very first Ménage à Quatre double date! Chemda makes jam, Keith advises a new stepmom, Diana admires a pubic silver fox, and Murf whispers sweet nothings to an Afghan Hound; meanwhile, Hoz gets a dong implant. Head over to keithandthegirl.com to hear podcasting power duo Keith and th...
57m Mar 30, 2016
57m
#109 - Megan Stein of Video Mass
Meow! Funny lady, Madame Megan Stein, joins us in the cat tree and we scratch dat itch! Megan measures her dick, Diana powders her balls and Murf becomes a Sister Wife; meanwhile, Hoz learns Hebrew. Find all things Megan at meganstein.com and follow her fine ass @MeganAStein
47m Mar 23, 2016
47m
#108 - Molly Anne Coogan of Things I Hate
Ding dong! It's creator & comedian Miz Molly Coogan at the bedroom door, and she's the tits! Molly makes good on an arranged marriage, Murf jazzes on the Bill of Rights and Diana mails her beaver; meanwhile, Hoz burns his dick on the sun. Get more Molly-Coogs over at mollyannecoogan.com and follow her Twitter antics @missmollycoogs
35m Mar 16, 2016
35m
#107 - Laura Grey of IFC 's Faeries
Shhhhh! Witty writer & actor, Miz Laura Grey, joins us in our love seat for some mature mingling, and we all kiss & tell! Laura opines on sickly sexing, Diana leaves some pubes behind and Murf gets tantric with Sting; meanwhile, Hoz bites a banana. Head on over to lauragreymatter.tumblr.com for all things Laura, and follow her @lauragreymatter - you must!
33m Mar 09, 2016
33m
#106 - Ken Beck of UCB Theatre
45m Mar 02, 2016
45m
#105 - Katie Hartman of Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting
S.O.S! We snared hilarious mermaid Katie Hartman in our nasty net and let's just say the water bed was not dolphin safe! Katie explains how to spot a blood sucker, Diana discovers a new fave song and Murf goes into the witness protection program; meanwhile, Hoz is Hitler. Check out Katie's rad web series, Made to Order and follow her sketchy antics @SkinnyBJMeeting
48m Feb 24, 2016
48m
#104 - Keaton Patti of What Else?
Sucky Fucky, have we got a great episode of rump radio 4 U! NYC-based comedian, Mr. Keaton Patti, joins the Lovers on the boner bean bag and everyone "grabs a cup!" Keaton teaches us about the sexiest dog breed, Diana admits to being a lard luster, and Murf visits Uncle Jesse in the attic of insanity. Get more K-Pats @KeatonPatti and listen to What Else? right here on the UCB Comedy Podcast N...
45m Feb 17, 2016
45m
#103 - Tessa Greenberg of UCB Comedy
Faaarrrrrrrt! Filmmaker Tessa Greenberg is in da haus, and all da hot asses be tearin' off! Dame Tessa teaches us all about tie-dyed labia, Diana shits the bed and Murf goes back to college; meanwhile, Hoz does sex drugs alone. Get all the Tessa at 'video by tessa dot com' and follow her @Tessa_Gee. She's the tits.
50m Feb 03, 2016
50m
#102 - Champagne Jerry, The Champagne Room
Triple bubble trouble! You know the lovers were poppin’ bottles with hip hop hunk Champagne Jerry in their filthy VIP room and everybody got a lap dance! Champs gets the wettest, Diana contemplates vag speakers, Murf offers infant style tips; all the while Hoz keeps digging new holes. For more Jerry head on over to Champagne Jerry dot com & keep an eye out for his new album, The Champagne Roo...
44m Jan 27, 2016
44m
#101 - cHristi cHiellO of The Special Without Brett Davis
La di freakin da! The most charming of all the comedic chicas joins the Lovers in the chicken coop and feathers do fly! Christi writes some erotic poetry, Murf buys new panties, and Diana sucks off a corndog; meanwhile, Hoz sniffs out menses. Get more Christi-C @christichiello and don't miss her doin' a roast at The Stand on Feb 2.
44m Jan 19, 2016
44m
#100 - Hundredth Episode Orgy With Nicole Byer, Aparna Nancherla, Arthur Meyer, Eliot Glazer LIVE
Holy hell, we made it to 100! Listen in on the debauchery as the Lovers welcome myriad maniacs to partake in this flesh & bone(r) orgy sextacular. Just make to sure to grab some tissues before you press play—it's a wet one!
53m Jan 13, 2016
53m
#99 - Josh Gondelman of Last Week Tonight
3 - 2 - 1 - HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! The Lovers ring in 2016 by inviting writer and stand up Josh Gondelman into their phallic photo booth and those pics are racy as hell! Josh joins a gym, Diana kisses her maid on the mouth, and Murf explores his bisexuality; meanwhile, Hoz beats off to Adam Sandler. Visit Josh over at joshgondelman.com + @joshgondelman. Also you simply must buy & read his hilariou...
44m Dec 18, 2015
44m
#98 - Uncle Meg Skaff of Hand Job Academy
Ho! Ho! Ho! In this very special XXXmas episode the lovers pop under the mistletoe with rapper Uncle Meg! Murf tries to understand Santa's Lap Dance, Diana explains why meat makes her horny, and Uncle Meg destroys a bathroom stall on Broadway. And as a special holiday bonus Uncle Meg, Diana, and Murf freestyle some naughty Christmas carols, and Hoz mixes them together. Enjoy! Give yourself a ...
37m Dec 18, 2015
37m
#97 - Mike Kelton of VH1's Top 20 Countdown
Kaboom! Comedian Mike Kelton joins the Lovers in the suck sack it's jizz-tastic! Mike finishes a crossword puzzle, Diana climbs a tree, and Murf learns to swing dance; meanwhile, Hoz cums in his pants, hands-free! Get on over to Mike Kelton dot com and follow this handsome gent @MikeKelton for all things Mike!!
49m Dec 16, 2015
49m
#96 - Viviana Olen, The Tonya Harding & Nancy Kerrigan 1994 Museum
Egads! Comedian Viviana Olen joins the Lovers on the orgasm ottoman and the troika live happily ever after! Viviana returns from war, Diana dumps an airhead, and Murf adopts a drunken parrot; meanwhile, Hoz slurps his Diet Coke too loudly. Check out thnk1994.com, see Viviana in action with her sketch & improv team, Former Business Partners, and watch her series Turtle Time on the world wide web!
45m Dec 08, 2015
45m
#95 - Sue Smith, Slutty Pretzel EP
Ding dong! It's radical comic, Miz Sue Smith, and she's here for the gang bang! Sue kisses a smoker, Murf cures his own Clap, and Diana finds a glory hole in the wailing wall; meanwhile, the Hoz smells terrible. Get more Sue at suesmithcomedy.com and follow her antics over @SueSmith666
45m Dec 01, 2015
45m
#94 - Sarah Hartshorne of America's Next Top Model
Mmmmm...sssssss...ahhhhh! What a satisfying release it is when the Lovers dance with Sarah Hartshorne of America's Next Top Model & Project UROK. Sarah explains why men in the United Kingdom sprout horns, Diana crushes hard on "Lucy", and Murf questions the motives behind daily blowjobs; meanwhile the Hoz fiddles with a prehistoric dildo. Do yourself a favor and follow Sarah Hartshorne on Twi...
47m Nov 24, 2015
47m
#93 - After Dark at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Chelsea - LIVE!
In this raucous live episode, the Lovers take to the sex stage and things get downright saucy. Kween Kaki King strums a live sensual soundtrack to which hearts are broken and boners pop. The Hoz serves boudoir beverages to the thrusting threesome, as they delve deeply into matters of the audience's hearts & parts. Don't miss our next live show this Saturday, 11/21, with George Lucas (Connor R...
46m Nov 17, 2015
46m
#92 - Natalie Wall of Awkward Sex and the City
Whoosh! Miz Natalie Wall, the creator and host of Awkward Sex and the City, joins the Lovers at the Happiest Place on Earth and they all bang in a tea cup! Natalie notices the difference between piss & jizz, Diana blames farts on a dog and Murf attends his first Thanksgiving party; meanwhile, the Hoz takes a selfie at the 9-11 Memorial. Follow Natalie @wallnp, head on over to awkwardsexandthe...
1hr 1m Nov 11, 2015
1hr 1m
#91 - Gary Richardson, Young Man Having the Time of His Life
Cowabunga! Local comedian, Mister Gary Richardson, joins the Lovers in the kink kennel for 10,000 lust bites! Gary lathers up with some lady soap, Diana gives birth to her twin, and Murf fails a paternity test; meanwhile, the Hoz admits he's a prostitute. Follow Gary on Twitter @garyyesgary and check out his weekly shows at the Annoyance Theatre and UCBT!
1hr 4m Nov 03, 2015
1hr 4m
#90 - Bridey Elliott of Fort Tilden
Hubba hubba! The Lovers welcome comedic actress, Miz Bridey Elliot, into their wang winery and cunt corks pop off! Bridey falls in love with a dolphin, Diana starts an Instagram account for a lady frog and Murf adopts an old man; meanwhile, the Hoz jerks it to celebrity teeth. Follow Bridey @brideylee, watch her film, Fort Tilden, and her webseries, Roommates.
1hr 5m Oct 28, 2015
1hr 5m
#89 - Aparna Nancherla of Late Night With Seth Meyers
Damn! The Lovers welcome comely comedian, Aparna Nancherla, into their frisky freezer and everyone nips out! Murf pumps way too long and Diana cums early, but Aparna is Just Right; meanwhile, The Hoz pulls his pud to lactation videos. Get more Aparna over at Aparna Comedy dot com, and don't miss her rad live comedy album dropping in January 2016!
41m Oct 20, 2015
41m
#88 - James Chupka of the Dependable Felons - LIVE!
Oooeeee boy, we got another live one! Dapper director and creator, James Chupka, joins us on stage for some weed-induced coital critique. James opines on myriad sensual films, Murf learns a new move for the bedroom, and Diana explains "Life"; meanwhile, the Hoz gets a phone number (and fired again, per usual). Don't miss the screening of Mr. Chupka's original pilot, Saving a Legend, at the NY...
48m Oct 13, 2015
48m
#87 - Laura Stevenson, Cocksure
Holy hot potato! The Lovers welcome slinky singer-songwriter, Laura Stevenson, into their greasy griddle and the threesome sizzle! Miz Stevenson recounts a provocative panic, Diana joins the mob and Murf MD diagnoses some Twitter STDs; meanwhile, The Hoz gets divorced. Again. Get more luscious Laura at Laura Stevenson dot net & keep an eye out for her newest fresh album, Cocksure, out Oct. 30...
48m Sep 29, 2015
48m
#86 - Tad Kubler of The Hold Steady
Mr. Tad Kubler—the Janesville Jammer himself—joins the Lovers on the jazz jury and the verdict is "sexy!" Tad opines on the glory of a wet pouch, Murf pisses on pedestrians and Diana bones some bologna; all the while, The Hoz loses his religion. Find more Tad at Tad Kubler dot com and listen to his bands, The Hold Steady & Lifter Puller!
1hr 13m Sep 29, 2015
1hr 13m
#85 - Mara Wilson, Author of Where Am I Now
Romance is in the air! We got actress & writer, Mara Wilson, between the sheets and we're all stuck together! Mara signs The Hoz up for an Ashley Madison account, while Murf shows off his Beanie Baby collection and Diana gets sea sick. Get more Mara at Mara Wilson Writes Stuff dot com and follow her @MaraWritesStuff
46m Sep 22, 2015
46m
#84 - George Kareman of Difficult People
To the moon! Bicoastal writer & actor, Mister George Kareman, joins the Lovers for a luscious leap and we never come down from that sweet sex high! George opines on surfing the un-cut wiener wave, while Murf and Diana experiment with tantric love-making; all the while, Hoz quickly becomes a man. Get more George-K at your boy george dot com and follow him @YourBoyGeorge
1hr 5m Sep 15, 2015
1hr 5m
#83 - Danny Tamberelli of The Adventures Of Pete & Pete
Boink! Comedic actor and rock star Danny Tamberelli stops by the boob-oir to make sweet hump to the Lovers, and the cum rag gets soaked! Danny invents "special" pants, while Diana swipes wrong and Murf relives his tween years; in the corner, the Hoz takes a closer look at a big dong. Follow Danny-T @dtamberelli and check out his rad band at jounce dot org
53m Sep 09, 2015
53m
#82 - Anika Pyle of Chumped
Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do! Punk-pop chanteuse, Chumped front-woman Anika Pyle, joins the lovers for a sex song and everyone squirts! Anika broaches a boxer-brief blunder, while Diana gives Jesus a makeover, and Murf reveals his innovative travel app; all the while, the Hoz reads up on LOL anatomy. Get more Anika at @ChumpedBand and check out their new album, Teenage Retirement, ASAP!
53m Sep 01, 2015
53m
#81 - Jenny Jaffe of Project UROK
Strike 3! The lovers have comedy writer & Project UROK founder, Jenny Jaffe, in the dong dugout & it's a home run! Jenny waxes on whale dicks, while Murf announces his Louisiana political candidacy and Diana splurges on the finer things in life. Find more Jenny at Jenny Jaffe dot com & follow her @jennyjaffe. Also, check out her awesome teen outreach operation at Project U R O K dot org.
52m Aug 26, 2015
52m
#80 - Mal Blum, You Look A Lot Like Me
This epic episode is terrifically titillating! Super singer/songwriter, Mal Blum, joins the lovers in the cum canoe and the threesome braves the jizz river!Mal takes a spin in a sex swing, Diana snacks on pudding and Murf bites a pussy (cat?); meanwhile, Hoz googles 'eggs' and rubs one out.Find more Mal at Mal Blum dot com and follow them on Twitter: @MalBlum. XO.
1hr 1m Aug 20, 2015
1hr 1m
#79 - Singer/songwriter Nicole Atkins - LIVE!
Holy hot ham hocks, we got a live one! Sensual crooner, Miz Nicole Atkins, joins the Lovers in the stage-sack & pyrotechnics pop. The humptastic soundtrack of Ménage a Trois After Dark's resident orgasmic one man band, Sir Roman Pietrs of the Magic Touch, makes the bed and the sheets get twisted. The Hoz does his best to defend the dildo, but that tip gets straight tapped. Go get more N-Atkins...
41m Aug 11, 2015
41m
#78 - Kaki King, Rock Star
Mic check, one-two! Sensual musical iconoclast, Miz Kaki King, joins the lovers for a wild ride on the rump rollercoaster and those high highs be HIIIIIIIIGH! Miz King forges a titillating Tinder match for the Hoz, while Murf explores an equestrian urine bath and Diana enjoys some "me time" in a tanning bed. Find more Kaki at Kaki King dot com and locate her on Tinder at 'KakiFingers'.
58m Aug 05, 2015
58m
#77 - Jeff Gurian of Comedy Matters TV
Ding dong! Comedy writer legend and dentist/healer, Mr. Jeffrey Gurian, rings the Lovers' Love Shack doorbell, and the walls be banging! Jeffrey solves the age-old issue of hot wax in the boudoir, while Murf gets his prostate milked and Diana achieves goddess status; meanwhile, the Hoz humps the holy ghost. Get more Jeffrey at Comedy Matters TV dot com and follow him on @JeffreyGurian on both...
1hr 2m Jul 23, 2015
1hr 2m
#76 - Emilyn Brodsky of Eats Her Feelings
Squirt! The Lovers welcome scrumptious singer/songwriter, Emilyn Brodsky, into their cum cleavage and the titty tumble don't stop! Emilyn expounds upon labia, while Murf flashes Diana, and the Hoz visits a sex surrogate. Get more Miz Brodsky over at Emilyn Brodsky dot net and follow the fun @emilynbrodsky
49m Jul 22, 2015
49m
#75 - Vinny Guadagnino of Jersey Shore
Ooooeeee…the Lovers welcome Italian Stallion Vinny Guadagnino in their bang barn and the wild threesome kick up some dust! Vinny teaches us all a thing or two about club etiquette, while Diana chats up a mermaid and Murf put his wang up for adoption; meanwhile, the Hoz sneaks in some erotic pterodactyl film viewing on the job. Get more Vinny @VINNYGUADAGNINO, listen to his podcast, Get Into I...
51m Jul 15, 2015
51m
#74 - Brian Faas of BRUCE
Hold on to your butts! The lovers welcome NYC-based comedian and actor Mr. Brian Faas into their cum cave and blow the top off! Brian orders lasagna and a mimosa as Diana and Murf hump in the hot spring; meanwhile, Producer Hoz investigates hyena facts at a leisurely pace. Get màs Faas on Twitter @brian_faas, and on Instagram @brianfaastagram. Don't miss his feature films, Chasing Banksy and ...
56m Jul 08, 2015
56m
#73 - Amy Poehler, Horatio Sanz & more!!! LIVE at the 17th Annual Del Close Marathon
Do not miss this star-studded episode of rump radio! The lovers take the show on the road, chatting with some of the sexiest comedians in the biz.Miz Poehler reinvents the pick up line, while Horatio Sanz does some fast math and Mike Birbiglia makes wild political predictions...and so much more!
21m Jul 02, 2015
21m
#72 - Bethany Hall of The Chris Gethard Show
Bonny, bubbly writer/comedian, Miss Bethany Hall, hops into the lovers' spank space ship and the threesome flies to the moon! B-Hall does some romantic role play, while Diana visits the Moonlite Bunny Ranch and Murf makes sweet love to the American flag; all the while, Hoz slurps gin at a sample sale. Get more Bethany every Thursday night on The Chris Gethard Show on Fusion, and follow her @B...
39m Jun 24, 2015
39m