RHOP: Reasonable Shade
*Also avail Crappens On Demand video at https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* The Real Housewives of Potomac join Gizelle and Robyn for their first live podcast and Giz grilles Jaqueline on her sexual relationship with Mia. This week's premium bonus episodes are our thoughts about White Lotus and our fish and plants. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon....
1hr 8m Dec 19, 2022
1hr 8m
Winter House: Sorry I'm Hot
On the final Winter House episode of the season, we learn...nothing. I mean, it's Winter House. There's fighting, crying, and the breaking news that Jess thinks she's really hot. This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 30m Dec 16, 2022
1hr 30m
RHOSLC: Blonde Bombshell
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go blonde for a Marilyn dinner in San Diego. Whitney and Heather fight in circles, everyone gets wasted, and Heather ends up with a shiner. This week's premium bonus episode is about what we're watching and Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. For our premium bonus episodes and video r...
1hr 39m Dec 15, 2022
1hr 39m
Below Deck Adventure: Seth Becomes Her
A new deckhand joins the ADVENTCHAAAAA on Below Deck Adventure. Plus, we check in on Captain Lee and classic Below Deck too.
1hr 11m Dec 14, 2022
1hr 11m
Southern Hospitality: Tea and No Sympathy
Future fashion icon Grace Lillly throws a tea party birthday for herself on Southern Hospitality, which is the perfect arena for the gays to fight for supremacy.
1hr 32m Dec 13, 2022
1hr 32m
RHOM: Larsa's Deluxe Apartment in the Sky
Season 5 of Real Housewives of Miami has a tremendous premiere with Larsa celebrating a New Beginnings party at her condo. But the real star is Lisa Hochstein, who starts a rumor and then gets mad when it's thrown back in her face. Plus, the final days of her loveless marriage are upon us. Enjoy!
1hr 29m Dec 13, 2022
1hr 29m
RHOP: Joint Efforts
People are mending fences on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Plus, Mia opens up a Joint Chiropractic in DC, which is... fine?
1hr 14m Dec 12, 2022
1hr 14m
Winter House: Denial Is Not Jess A River In Egypt
Jess and Kory are totally, TOTALLY embark on an exclusive relationship after Vermont guys, and don't you dare tell her otherwise! That's her journey on Winter House this week, which also sees Austen both sitting on the hot seat and then trying to put Ciara on it later (and failing). Miserable people in melting snow - what a time to be alive.
59m Dec 09, 2022
59m
RHOSLC: The Wet Shoe Diaries
Jen Shah throws shoes in the water, screams at Lisa Barlow, and clashes with Heather Gay on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Honestly, it's great practice for the big house! This may have been the wildest episode of the season so far. Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1921-75669874
1hr 18m Dec 08, 2022
1hr 18m
Below Deck Adventure: The Gay Agenda
Heather Gay from The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City arrives in Norway for an adventchaaaaaaa on the latest Below Deck Adventure. Meanwhile Lewis throws Nathan under the bus, and Faye clashes with Mike.
1hr 8m Dec 07, 2022
1hr 8m
Southern Hospitality: Bumpers and Bubbleheads
The Southern Hospitality gang bonds at a bumper cars outing and TJ tries to shame a shameless Grace Lilly. Fail! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 27m Dec 07, 2022
1hr 27m
Below Deck: Truffling Feathers
Below Deck's Camille has trouble balancing wandering around on the deck not doing much and wandering around inside not doing much, and Rachel loses the truffles for a truffle themed tasting dinner. Godd**mit! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr Dec 06, 2022
1hr
RHOP: Insta Live and Let Insta Live
iTunes: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc Listen: https://watch-what-crappens.simplecast.com New Merch: https://crappensmerch.com *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in Miami and Candiace's own words come back to haunt her during Karen's tenth FIVE NINE celebration. This week's premium bonus episode is about what we're watching...
1hr 26m Dec 05, 2022
1hr 26m
Winter House: Nothingburger and a Side of Lies
On this week's Winter House, Austen can't find the stones to confess the bs he's spread about Lindsay and Jess tries to whine her way into a commitment from Kory. Not gonna happen. But hey, Luke has discovered maple fudge! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 19m Dec 02, 2022
1hr 19m
RHOSLC: Champagne and Suffering
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is in San Diego and Jen Shah hands Angie K a huge storyline when she dumps a glass of champagne on her head. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 28m Dec 01, 2022
1hr 28m
Below Deck Adventure: Kiss My Grits!
Below Deck Adventure takes us to a very twisty turny road full of burnt hands, soft eggs, and no grits. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 7m Nov 30, 2022
1hr 7m
Southern Hospitality: Welcome to the Club
It's the Leva spinoff no one asked for, but turns out we all might need? Southern Hospitality is here and way better than we ever expected. What a thrill to see very dumb people compete for supremacy in a small city's night club. Thank you Bravo!
1hr 19m Nov 29, 2022
1hr 19m
BelowDeck: Running a Tight Ship
Someone shrank Captain Lee's shirt on Below Deck this week. Or did they? More antics from the hapless crew and their besotted guests. Did you know Camille dated a quarterback?
52m Nov 29, 2022
52m
RHOP: Miami Frown Machine
Mia's Miami vacay on Real Housewives of Potomac continues to go off the rails as she kicks Candiace and Ashley out of the house and backs out of birthday duties for Karen. Plus, Trina! This episode is Crappens on Demand which means you can watch our recap here.
1hr 21m Nov 28, 2022
1hr 21m
Family Karma Catch Up
Family Karma has come back into our lives and we're here to catch up on the first three episodes. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 14m Nov 23, 2022
1hr 14m
BelowDeck: Big Deck Energy
Below Deck is back, and the boat has never been bigger! Or maybe it has, but who cares? Lee, Rachel, and Fraser have returned, and we have a new gaggle of self-involved crew members joining them! Yay!
1hr 29m Nov 22, 2022
1hr 29m
RHOP: CE-Ow!
It's the Great Martini Toss episode of Real Housewives of Potomac! Peter causes some good ole fashioned Peter mess and a grey goose takes flight.
1hr 43m Nov 21, 2022
1hr 43m
Winter House: Skate Around Date
The Winter House drunkies go skating with Carl and Lindsay and Austen drops a bomb about his wiener. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 15m Nov 18, 2022
1hr 15m
RHOSLC: Through The Choir, To The Limit, To The Wall
Heather's choir continues to be a crucible for drama on the latest Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Plus, Danna finally gets into the mix! Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74780520?pr=true
1hr 18m Nov 17, 2022
1hr 18m
Below Deck Adventure: GOODBYE, KYLE!
The clown on Below Deck Adventure gets the ole heave ho after threatening another crew member, and we're just devastated about it. Also, Kacie changes her accent again, Oriana gets more obnoxious, and Chef Jess almost kills everyone with a rolling pin. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 34m Nov 16, 2022
1hr 34m
BelowDeckMed: Can't Have Your Pancake and Eat It Too
The Below Deck Mediterranean season draws to a close with the triumphant perseverance of man over batter as Dave finally learns how to cook a pancake! Just kidding, he still can't do it. It feels like there's a metaphor in here about the season somewhere, but we're not sure what it is.
1hr 19m Nov 15, 2022
1hr 19m
RHOP: For All Mal-Intents and Purposes
Wendy's burn party leads to messy accusations at the Indigo Octopus during this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Afterwards, it's time to jet to Miami for some bedroom battles and a potentially consequential phone call with oh well you know Peter Thomas. Catch us on cam with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74661790?pr=true
1hr 31m Nov 15, 2022
1hr 31m
Winter House: Insides & Outsides
This week on Winter House, Jess finally beds Kory, which means it's time to take on a new challenge: penetrating the "mean girls club." Meanwhile, Austen gets a rise out of Ciara by suggesting Olivia visit the house.
1hr 37m Nov 11, 2022
1hr 37m
RHOSLC: Screeching to the Choir
The Friends-Of battle for Angie Supremacy on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Meanwhile, after choir auditions go off the rails, Heather and Whitney try to resolve their jizz feud, but the Barlow factor continues to create a divide. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/74486381?pr=true
1hr 9m Nov 10, 2022
1hr 9m
Below Deck Adventure: ADVEEENCHAAA!
It's only the second episode of Below Deck Adventure but the douchebaggery is already at a ten. New accents, new villains, but most of all...ADVEEENCHAAAA! This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 20m Nov 09, 2022
1hr 20m
Below Deck Med: Potato/Crepetado
Below Deck Med has some demanding NFL players onboard, and Chef Dave has to take a look at the man in the mirror when Natasha's ex/current/future ex/future boyfriend calls him a bully. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 3m Nov 08, 2022
1hr 3m
RHOP: Burnt Toast
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Wendy throws a Burn Party on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. She does a terrible job of righting wrongs, but she does have a lot on her plate. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 22m Nov 07, 2022
1hr 22m
Winter House: Simmering Craige
Winter House finds Paige slowly losing it as she realizes that she's in a relationship with Craig, and we find out why girls don't like Jess much. Also, the Toms are in the house! This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 3m Nov 04, 2022
1hr 3m
RHOSLC: Choirstarter
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City deals with a firing, a troll attack, and a really questionable choir. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of RHOM season 5! Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 17m Nov 03, 2022
1hr 17m
RGIP: It's Curtains for Paris
Real Girlfriends in Paris has drawn to a close with a dramatic drapery installation, a slip dress reveal, and a meltdown on the Seine. We desperately hope this show comes back, but if it doesn't.... we'll always have Paris.
1hr 16m Nov 02, 2022
1hr 16m
BelowDeckMed: Goodbye Kyle!
Kyle's ankle injury threatens to undermine the latest charter on Below Deck Mediterranean. Meanwhile, Dave and Tasha struggle with dishwasher tablets, and Courtney encounters her gravest challenge: a rusty pipe!
1hr 15m Nov 01, 2022
1hr 15m
RHOP: The 2022 Boo-tomac Halloween Dirty Bird Spooktacular!
It's a GHOULISH and FRIGHTFUL episode of Real Housewives of Potomac as the women gather for an absolutely TERRIFYING family UNFUN day. Watch as the ladies potato sack race their way TO HELL, and then TREMBLE IN HORROR when Ashley's separation leaks to the press. Happy Halloween!
1hr 6m Oct 31, 2022
1hr 6m
RHOBH: Sisters Are Ruinin' It For Themselves
It's the moment we've been waiting all year for: Kathy vs. Rinna in part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. We learned so many things: Rinna was abused in the dark, Kathy may have said the F-word, and Erika is getting some D. But if there's one thing to take away from this season, it's that IT'S ALL KYLE'S FAULT, GUYZZZAH! Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: h...
1hr 57m Oct 27, 2022
1hr 57m
RHOSLC: Après Skeet
Lisa comes face to face with Angie H on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City while Whitney continues her hilling journey. Plus, the power of notaries! Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/73852276/
1hr 28m Oct 27, 2022
1hr 28m
RGIP: Surrealist Girlfriends in Paris
This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, we finally see the much-anticipated Chloe Colette fashion show. Plus, Anya hosts her first ever Maison Firestone event. And also - slip dresses.
1hr 4m Oct 26, 2022
1hr 4m
House of the Dragon: And Now We Dance
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* House of the Dragon ends its first season with not one, but two tragic deaths and Aemond shows off his baby blue before kicking off the Dance of Dragons. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 30m Oct 25, 2022
1hr 30m
Below Deck Med: Beef Stew
The stews go to war on this week's Below Deck Med, and a yacht broker/spoiled brat is on deck to make life even more pleasant. For this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 18m Oct 25, 2022
1hr 18m
RHOP: Bassett Case
Candiace is furious at the allegations Gizelle is making about her husband on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, and Mia is standing by with extra logs to keep that fire burning. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 5m Oct 24, 2022
1hr 5m
Winter House: Hot Hand Luke
Craig has some major issues cleaning the house, but not with cleaning house as he proves by coming after Luke with some pretty strong allegations on this week's Winter House. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 23m Oct 21, 2022
1hr 23m
RHOSLC: Stormy Weather
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is still in Scottsdale. Whitney has a meeting with her half brother and sister that we can't quite understand, Bad Weather officially breaks up, and Jen Shah yells through a bullhorn and gets help packing her hair. This week's bonus episode is a breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New Y...
1hr 6m Oct 21, 2022
1hr 6m
Winter House: The Luke of Love
Winter House returned last week, and we recapped it over on our Patreon feed. We couldn't keep it from everyone, though, so here it is a week later. For the freshest episodes, like this week's bonus breakdown of the new Real Housewives of New York Reboot cast plus video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 12m Oct 21, 2022
1hr 12m
#1883 RHOBH: Soulless Recycle
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's part two of this season's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Kyle tries to Kylesplain her inability to stop manhandling people,
1hr 30m Oct 20, 2022
1hr 30m
RGIP: The Mother of All Fashion Shows
This week on Real Girlfriends of Paris, Victoria's mom visits amidst last minute planning for a Chloe Colette fashion show. Meanwhile, Margaux moves forward with slip dresses, and Emily revolutionizes Paris with drapes.
1hr 11m Oct 19, 2022
1hr 11m
HOTD: Getting Off On The Wrong Foot
The King is dead (spoiler), which means it's time to start a new chapter in the history of Westeros. But House of the Dragondoesn't make things easy. From foot fetishes to child cage matches, this episode throws all the cringy material at us, and it can only lead to one thing: war. And nightmares. But mostly war. Watch us on video with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/pos...
1hr 42m Oct 18, 2022
1hr 42m
BelowDeckMed: Reid The Room
The sad BDSM dinner party lurches forward on Below Deck Mediterranean, and later, Reid squarely places his foot in his mouth after calling Courtney and narcissist and then some.
1hr 15m Oct 18, 2022
1hr 15m