RHOA: Season 14 Trailer Breakdown!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back for season 14 with some old faces (Shereé), new titles (Marlo), and surprising holdovers (Drew). We're breaking down the whole trailer on today's episode. If you want to watch along with us, join us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64772350 Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
42m Apr 05, 2022
42m
Top Chef: Limp Brisket
This week on Top Chef the cheftestants have to put a new spin on brisket, but not before they put an even newer spin on Texas toast. We're recapping it all with Crappens on Demand; so come watch us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/64724030 Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 10m Apr 04, 2022
1hr 10m
RHOC: When Push Comes to Shove - Live from San Fran
On a group trip to Aspen, The Real Housewives of Orange County lose their mind with several chaotic spats culminating in Noella accusing Heather of shoving a cameraman. It's the sort of low-stakes, high emotion fight we live for. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us in San Francisco! Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 46m Apr 03, 2022
1hr 46m
RHONJ: A Tre-gue of Their Own - Live from Denver
This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Dolores arranges a charity softball game which turns into a minor spat about yoga pants — as is wont to happen. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 28m Apr 01, 2022
1hr 28m
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tomfoolery
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has a problem when the boat runs ashore. Sorry to tell you this, but it's about Tom. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com and find tour merch including new Crappens leggings and pins at crappensmerch.com  
1hr 30m Mar 29, 2022
1hr 30m
Summer House: All’s Ferragosto in Love and War
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Ciara VS Hubbhouse on this week's Summer House, until Danielle jumps in and glasses go flying. This drama is all over Austen. Let that sink in. Austen. Seek help. We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your ticke...
1hr 29m Mar 29, 2022
1hr 29m
Top Chef: Twinning of the Herd
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef has a twin plate challenge with the one and only Wylie Crazypants Dufrense and someone fries a biscuit. Will Padma ever recover? We're on tour! Coming to Denver and San Francisco or catch our three night grand finale in Austin, Houston and Dallas! Get our tour stop dates and your tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com an...
1hr 13m Mar 28, 2022
1hr 13m
RHOC: Gina's ExorSchism
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Gina pores over her new skincare line on Real Housewives of Orange County. Will her fight with Shanon be a blemish or will everyone mask their pain and make rash decisions? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland Denver and San Fr...
1hr 4m Mar 24, 2022
1hr 4m
RHONJ Tre-House of Horrors
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey do a team building exercise at a treetop adventure park, and Tre blows her top cuz she's sick of everyone talkin' bout her man! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland Denver and San Francisco or ...
1hr 2m Mar 23, 2022
1hr 2m
BelowDeckSailing: Yachting Is In Tents
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht there's no wind until all of a sudden there's ALL THE WIND. In between, there's a misbehaving tent and a drunken guest. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
49m Mar 22, 2022
49m
Summer House: 2 Girls, 1 Kroll
The love triangle between Lindsay, Sierra, and Austen bubbles over into house drama on this week's Summer House. But at least Kyle and Amanda aren't fighting! Whose team are you on? Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 17m Mar 22, 2022
1hr 17m
#1719 Top Chef: A Hard Day's Night Market
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must form their own Asian Night Market, which means chewy steaks, raw potatoes, and greasy dough. Padma is not happy. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 7m Mar 21, 2022
1hr 7m
RHOC: Right Here Waiting For Brain Scans - Live from DC
Dr. Jen treats the Real Housewives of Orange County to an exciting evening of brain scans and power points, but not before Heather alerts us that she's friends with Richard Marx! This is peak RHOC, and we're #blessed to recap this madness with a live crowd in Washington DC. Plus, updates about Countess LuAnn Delesseps! Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-annivers...
1hr 33m Mar 19, 2022
1hr 33m
RHONJ: Scrolling in the Deep - Live from Philly
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Luis confronts the rumors about his past (by not confronting them at all) and then love bombs Teresa with a scroll of endearments. Plus, we learn the vital difference between Taylor Ham and pork rolls. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 37m Mar 18, 2022
1hr 37m
BelowDeckSailing: There Will Be Bronzer
Wow. This week's episode of Below Deck: Sailing Yacht gave us some of the worst guests in franchise history, the worst tip in franchise history, the worst head in jury in franchise history, and the worst bronzer mishap in franchise history. Plus, Gary and Daisy locked lips like two sea anemones stuck on each other. What a night to be alive. Be sure to watch this recap with Crappens on Demand...
1hr 28m Mar 15, 2022
1hr 28m
RHOM Reunion: Ye Said, She Said
It's the final part of Real Housewives of Miami's season 4 reunion, which means it's time to talk about Kanye's peen. Let's get our tiny blue boxes out and do this! This week's bonus is a Top Chef recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleveland! Get our tour ...
1hr 6m Mar 15, 2022
1hr 6m
RHOSLC: Unusual Shah-spects
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finishes out its bonkers season with Reunion Part Three, and there's a huge twist: Jen Shah is a victim who's only helped people her ENTIRE LIFE. This week's bonus is a Top Chef recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to ...
1hr 36m Mar 14, 2022
1hr 36m
#1713 RHOC: Childish Syracuse-ations
Heather takes poor Gina to revel in the bright lights of Syracuse this week on Real Housewives of New York, and Shannon tries to convince herself that she's having as much fun as they are. In a surprise twist that leaves us stunned and changed for life, we meet Heather's mother. This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/...
1hr 30m Mar 10, 2022
1hr 30m
RHONJ: The Boys Who Tried Wolf
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's guys night on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Bill is put on the hot seat by the newly named Wolf Pack. Will Luis show up after new rumors start swirling? Will Joe Gorga every apologize? Will Marge order aphids in her salad? Find out! This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bon...
1hr 26m Mar 09, 2022
1hr 26m
Summer House: HubbHouse Slummer
It's Lindsay's birthday on Summer House, so Austen shows up in terrible prints as some sort of prize for the women to fight over. Happy "I'm 35 but my eggs are 28"day! This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to Philadelphia, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Columbus and Cleve...
1hr 27m Mar 08, 2022
1hr 27m
RHOM: Larsa-nic and Old Faces
The supersized part one of the season 4 Real Housewives of Miami reunion is a fantastic episode from start to finish. We love Larsa "Progressive" Pippen's curious account of her body modifcations, and we were riveted by Julia's tragic backstory. But most of all, we just really loved Andy getting pissed off at Lisa. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-...
1hr 24m Mar 08, 2022
1hr 24m
RHOSLC: Meredith Marks, Ace Attorney
On part two of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 2 reunion, the rift between Lisa and Meredith seems to grow irreparably wider, especially after Meredith dons her lawyer hat and dismantles Lisa's claims. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 33m Mar 08, 2022
1hr 33m
Top Chef: Houston, We Have a Padma — Live from Milwaukee
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef returned this week, and we were extremely excited to recap it live from the Turner Ballroom in Milwaukee. The episode had everything we wanted: egos, Padma, and terrible culinary choices. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 28m Mar 07, 2022
1hr 28m
RHONJ: Unpretty in Pink - Live from Chicago
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa and Jennifer get into a minor scrape, and Luis clears up any misconceptions about "the video." And by clears up, we mean he lies to everyone's face. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us in Chicago! Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 40m Mar 06, 2022
1hr 40m
#1706 RHOC: An Embarrassment of Riches - Live from St. Paul
This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Heather Dubrow hosts a dinner party with Jen and Ryne that results in one of the funniest, awkwardest scenes we've seen in a long time. It's safe to say we will always remember this spectacular moment.
1hr 36m Mar 04, 2022
1hr 36m
#1705 SummerHouse: Amandervention
This week on Summer House, the ladies contemplate how best to tell Amanda that Kyle has said some hurtful stuff about her. Plus, Lindsay has robust eggs, and EVRETT is back! Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 13m Mar 02, 2022
1hr 13m
RHOM: Death, Love and Peen-nuts
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami's fourth season comes to a sad close with the death of Alexia's mother. Don't worry, though. Larsa poor shames someone at a bachelorette party, so it's not all bad. This week's bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We...
1hr 5m Mar 01, 2022
1hr 5m
RHOSLC Reunion 1: Narrating Exatums
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's the start of Reunion month for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Mary's a no-show, there's a hole filled with water on the stage, and everyone is dressed insanely. This week's bonus is a Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! ...
1hr 40m Feb 28, 2022
1hr 40m
#1672 BDSY: Std of the Sea
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back. Gary is still a horndog and no one has figured out to bolt down furniture. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA this week followed by St Paul, Milwaukee, Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington DC and Pittsburg...
1hr 12m Feb 24, 2022
1hr 12m
#1671 RHONJ: Gym Tan Luis
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore, where Teresa flips out on production for not leaving poor Luis be. This week's bonus episode is about Celebrity Big Brother and air fryers. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to St Paul, Milwaukee, C...
1hr 18m Feb 23, 2022
1hr 18m
RHOM: Putting It Out Into The UniVersace
Did you know Alexia's getting married? She is! And on this week's Real Housewives of Miami, Marysol - aka Gay Icon -- is throwing a bachelorette party at none other than the Versace Mansion. Plus, Nicole has a new favorite word: mallllicious! Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
56m Feb 23, 2022
56m
Summer House: Should I Stye or Should I Go?
This week on Summer House, "Kyle" is the star of the show - as in Amanda saying "Kyle" every ten seconds like a refrigerator door that's been left open. There's also a bonDAGE party thrown by Andrea and a declaration of cuteness by Paige. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 3m Feb 22, 2022
1hr 3m
RHOSLC: Throwing La Vida Loca
On the season finale of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jenny tries to have a fight with Mary at Lisa's Vida Tequila event. It doesn't really happen. Sort of a weird note to end a triumphant season on, but entertaining nonetheless. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 29m Feb 22, 2022
1hr 29m
#1697 RHONJ: Fraught With Frat-saster
Jackie throws a frat party on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and the keg is going to be thrown like one of Donkey Kong's barrels by the end of it all. What ah ya gonna doooo about iiiit!? This was a live show in LA that had lost audio, so we've recorded the entire recap in its entirety. Love you guys. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and i...
1hr 58m Feb 19, 2022
1hr 58m
RHOC: Highs and Lows - Live from San Diego
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon Beador holds a luncheon where Dr. Jen reveals major issues in her marriage. Plus, Heather pushes edamame and edibles on various people in her life. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 49m Feb 18, 2022
1hr 49m
#1695: Hello Mya Name Is...
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Mya opens up about not feeing let in on this week's Summer House, and Lindsay gets friendzoned. Again. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to...
1hr 5m Feb 15, 2022
1hr 5m
#1694 RHOM: The West Wang
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami takes our breath away with a fight about Kanye West's peen. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We're on tour! Coming to San Diego and LA ...
1hr 7m Feb 14, 2022
1hr 7m
Crappens ReRun: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Premiere!
Crappens ReRun Time! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip showed up on Bravo, so to those who are watching it for the first time, here is our first recap, which we have also made available as a free Crappens On Demand video! Looking for all the recaps? Go to our Patreon page and search RHUGT and all the eps should pop up for you. There's also a link in our bio to all the season's recaps. This w...
1hr 30m Feb 14, 2022
1hr 30m
#1692 RHOC: Stack of Angina
Real Housewives of Orange County ends its Mexico trip with Emily on her ass and Gina angry at Noella. Don't worry, Game Nights and terrible marriages always turn things around! By the way, Jen works a lot you guys. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/wa...
1hr 10m Feb 10, 2022
1hr 10m
#1691 RHONJ: Too Late to Apolo-Gia
All hail the rise of the new Supreme on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Gia becomes a Housewife in training when she lets her uncle have it, and Marge and Delores try to stop Jen's victim tour in its tracks. This week's bonus episode is a trailer breakdown of Below Deck Sailing Yacht and is also a Crappens On Demand video. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com...
1hr 35m Feb 10, 2022
1hr 35m
Summer House: Very Cavalier-y
This week on Summer House, Craig comes clean about if he's sleeping with Kristin Cavallari, causing his love triangle with Paige and Andrea to... sort of ripple? Plus, Amanda has a 30th birthday that receives minimal interest and nary a gift from Kyle. At least Luke's back! Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 14m Feb 08, 2022
1hr 14m
RHOM: Girl Walks Into a Barf - Live from Orlando
The Real Housewives of Miami trip to the Hamptons culminates in Julia barfing her way through a mystery illness (a hangover) and Larsa overseeing a massively influential brand summit with 25 people. It's high drama. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 12m Feb 08, 2022
1hr 12m
RHOSLC: Best Friends for Never
The chaos on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reaches a boiling point between Lisa and Meredith, with the former besties screaming at each other throughout their Zion rental. Is it time to say bye to this friendship? Or maybe we should just say "Hi, I'm Whitney" to it instead? Catch this recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/62260611
1hr 12m Feb 07, 2022
1hr 12m
RHOC: Hot and Bothered - Live from Nashville
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Noella nearly dies in a sweat lodge, only to face Heather later at dinner for a Cards Against Humanity fight. It's perfect. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 41m Feb 05, 2022
1hr 41m
2022 Golden Crappies Live From NYC
We celebrated ten years together and kicked off our Hunky Dory Tour at the 2022 Golden Crappies live from The Town Hall theater in New York City with guests Dorinda Medley (RHONY), Jackie Goldshneider (RHONJ), Luke Gulbranson (Summer House), Taylor Strecker, Dave Quinn, Matt Marr, Jake Anthony, Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff. Special appearances by Amy Phillips (Reality Checked), Heather G...
2hr 4m Feb 04, 2022
2hr 4m
RHONJ: Everybody Nose - Live From Atlanta
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back, and we're kicking off the premiere with a live show in Atlanta. There's so much to discuss: Luis's crazy video, Jennifer new nose, Marge's accusations, Tiki Barber, Joe Gorga's standup. It's gonna be a good season! Thanks Georgia! Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 35m Feb 04, 2022
1hr 35m
#1684 RHOM: Friendship Contract!
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Miami brings back the classic "Friendship Contract" storyline when Julia gets on one knee for Adriana in Montauk. Good luck with that one! This week's bonus episode is part two of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for thos...
55m Feb 02, 2022
55m
Summer House: Craige
Craig shows up on this week's Summer House to claim Paige and rage against Lindsay. Carl tries to get some heat going with Ciara, and the new guy finds meatable things to ingest. This week's bonus episode is part two of a Top Chef Contestant Breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies...
1hr 8m Feb 01, 2022
1hr 8m
#1682 RHOSLC: Cinco de Why-o?
We recorded this very special Real Housewives of Salt Lake City on our iPhone from a hotel room while we were snowed in during the BLOCKBUSTER BOMB CYCLONE of 22. The audio is a bit janky, but we couldn't want to make you guys wait for the recap. It gets crazy. To make it up for the crap audio, we yammered for almost two full hours. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/...
1hr 47m Jan 31, 2022
1hr 47m
#1681 Live From The Wilbur: PumpRules LaLa Landing
We're live in Boston at the Wilbur Theater for the end of our first weekend back out on the road. We had a great time discussing the final Vanderpump Rules Reunion and ingesting gallons of chowda. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and for those of you who couldn't make the 2022 Golden Crappies Awards in-person this year, you can experience it live ...
1hr 56m Jan 31, 2022
1hr 56m