RHOP: Barbz Wire
Nicki Minaj takes over the fourth part of Real Housewives of Potomac's reunion, and Candiace gets to sing without autotune. This week's premium is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour
1hr 25m Nov 29, 2021
1hr 25m
Dwell Hello: Three's Not a Crowd in Colorado
We're recapping Season 167, Ep 07 of House Hunters! (Vol. 7 on Discovery+). It's the throuple episode!!
41m Nov 26, 2021
41m
Talking Bravo with Daryn Carp and Liz Culley
Today we're talking Bravo with the hosts of the podcast Scissoring Isn't A Thing, Daryn Carp and Liz Culley! Daryn tells us about working with Andy Cohen, and Liz gives us some insight into being Leah McSweeney's bestie. Come join for a good old fashioned gab sesh! Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
55m Nov 25, 2021
55m
#1636 RHUGT: Pardon the Interruption
Fallout from the Bailey-Q continues to tear apart Kenya and Cynthia on the third episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Meanwhile, Melissa and Teresa argue about old beefs, and an astrologer reveals some exciting details about everyone's past. Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/59034562/ Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcra...
1hr 8m Nov 24, 2021
1hr 8m
RHUGT: Mind Your P's and Bailey-Q's
On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, things go awry when Kyle gets offended by Cynthia's "Bailey-Q" questions. Plus, Ramona manages to make LuAnn's divorce from Tom about her. In other words, it's the perfect episode.
1hr 21m Nov 23, 2021
1hr 21m
RHOP: The Sass Minaj-erie
The third installment of the season six Real Housewives of Potomac reunion trundles along this week with some oversized prop comedy, a visit with the husbands, and at long last the arrival of Nicki Minaj on set. Can't wait to see what mess this turns into next week... Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
50m Nov 23, 2021
50m
RHOSLC: Dirndl If You Do, Dirndl If You Don't
This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women grapple with CRYPTIC COMMENTS about Mary, all while enjoying raclette and mini dietetic 'smores.
1hr 17m Nov 23, 2021
1hr 17m
Dwell Hello: Warning Window in New Jersey
Time for a new episode of Dwell Hello, our House Hunters roast. This week, we're off to Jersey to watch a fusilli obsessed couple look for a house that they can have babies and play drums in. For those of you that like to watch along, this is is House Hunters Season 195 Episode 9. You can listen to Season 1 of Dwell Hello, plus all of these episodes without ads, on Stitcher Premium!
34m Nov 19, 2021
34m
Winter House: Nordic, Cross
On the penultimate episode of Winter House, Amanda skis her way into Kyle's family while Austen faces a ghost from his past. Madison. He gets a text from Madison. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 11m Nov 19, 2021
1hr 11m
PumpRules: Apo-Lala-gy Tour
This week on Vanderpump Rules, Lala apologizes to Scheana, and then Lala apologizes to Brock, and then Brock apologizes to Lala, and then James apologizes to Raquelle. Oh, and Tom Schwartz apparently has a debilitating gambling problem. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 1m Nov 18, 2021
1hr 1m
Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Begins!
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Peacock gave us a Thanksgiving gift of turkeys in bikinis fighting on an island, and we couldn't be more grateful. Welcome to Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip! Available as a free video on Patreon. This week's premium is a video recap of the RHOC trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watch...
1hr 29m Nov 18, 2021
1hr 29m
Below Deck: Fenders and Benders
Below Deck finishes the charter with the drunk idiot real estate dudes, and Jake lets a little power change him. Will a threeway makeout in the hot tub put him right, or will he get addicted to snorting hummus before he even has a chance to check himself? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhat...
52m Nov 16, 2021
52m
RHOP: The Accountability Sing Sing Along
Time for The Real Housewives of Reunion Part 2. Candiace cries when confronted, Wendy reads her enemies to filth, and Mia and Karen deny every damn thing they can. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour
1hr 15m Nov 16, 2021
1hr 15m
RHOSLC: Arrested Shah-velopments and Vailed Insults
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take a girls trip to Vail, where Meredith bathes for seven hours and adds to the already long list of Shah-llegations. This week's bonus is a catch up on TV shows! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at http...
1hr 16m Nov 15, 2021
1hr 16m
House Hunters: Wanting it All in Destin Florida
Dwell Hello, the Househunters roast, is back for a second season! On our first episode, we're going to Destin, Florida to find a space for Joseph and Deek. Will they get high ceilings? A view? A parking spot to save Deek from street parking? And will real estate agent Destin in Destin lose her cool while trying to find it? For those of you that like to watch along, this is is House Hunters Seas...
50m Nov 12, 2021
50m
Winter House: The Igloo That Binds
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Winter House finds Paige getting her own first date and Jason being brought out of the Friendzone by Miss Lindsay on high school night. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour
1hr 7m Nov 11, 2021
1hr 7m
PumpRules: The Mamas and the Tapas
Vandeprump Rules gives Charli tapas, the Toms some Phillips Hues lights and Raquel the possibility of a new nose. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour
1hr 15m Nov 11, 2021
1hr 15m
BelowDeck: Pigs on Deck
This week on Below Deck, a bunch of idiots come on board to curse at each other, get drunk, and cry. What's not to love? Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
58m Nov 09, 2021
58m
RHOP: Mommy Tissues
It's part one of The Real Housewives of Potomac season 6 reunion, and out the gate we're talking about the salad fight, Gizelle's house, and Candiace's temper. These women always bring it, and this episode was no exception. Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 18m Nov 08, 2021
1hr 18m
#1622 RHOSLC: We're Looking For Jen Shah
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City served up an epic, franchise-best episode this week, which featured a doozy of a luncheon followed by the much-anticipated, instantly iconic downfall of Jen Shah. We know that everyone's going to only talk about the Feds and Homeland Security swarming Heather's party bus outside Beauty Lab + Laser, but let's not forget the incredible spat between Whitney and M...
1hr 52m Nov 08, 2021
1hr 52m
#1621 Winter House: Giggly Squat
So much drama on this week's Winter House. First off, about three different people tell three other people that they love them like a sibling. Then Amanda goes missing for 30 tense seconds in the house. And finally, Andrea does squats with Paige on his shoulders while Austen, Ciara, Kyle, and Amanda go on a double date. Watch our recap here with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/...
56m Nov 04, 2021
56m
#1620 RHOBH: The Hills Have Lies
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills month of reunions concludes with an hour of grilling Erika. There are tears, curses, and most of all - inconsistencies. In the end we only know what thing for certain: Kyle Richards loves a reaction shot. Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58280323
1hr 26m Nov 04, 2021
1hr 26m
#1619 PumpRules: Brock to the Future
This week's Vanderpump Rules asks us to take a side between Brock and Lala, and ultimately... we choose apple pie. It's a dark but funny episode — and as a bonus, it features 100% more Jesse Metcalfe than usual! Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 33m Nov 04, 2021
1hr 33m
RHOSLC: Dances With Wolves
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City scheme against each other very blatantly this episode and Lisa goes after the woman of God at a charity event. Our premium bonus is a Below Deck discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour
1hr 12m Nov 02, 2021
1hr 12m
RHOP: Wick Renewal
Real Housewives of Potomac ends its sixth season with Karen's vow renewal and Candiace signing papers she didn't read. What does Macy Gray think? This week's bonus is Below Deck! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour
1hr 3m Nov 01, 2021
1hr 3m
RHOBH: Fishy With a Side of Martyr Sauce
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's part three of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion and Erika cries and spins more tales. Also, Crystal gets to talk about her leather pants and Kyle gets to make more shocked faces. Our premium bonus is a Winter House discussion. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, a...
1hr 2m Oct 28, 2021
1hr 2m
#1615 PumpRules: Dawn of the Dead(beat)
LaLa comes for Brock on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Tom Schwartz finds out that his sperm have heads as mushy as his own. This week's bonus is Winter House! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour
1hr 14m Oct 27, 2021
1hr 14m
#1614 BelowDeck: I Am The Captain Now
It's a new season of Below Deck, but Captain Lee is nowhere in sight. Instead we have Captain Sean, the new thorn in Eddie's side. And for that, we are grateful. (But we want Lee back). What do you think of the new crew? Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
55m Oct 26, 2021
55m
#1613 RHOP: Sexual Healing, Mental Scarring
The Real Housewives of Potomac is wrapping up, and so we've got an episode of odds and ends: Ashley trying to be intimate with Michael (yikes), Gizelle finally addressing her emotional coldness, and Wendy doing a photo shoot. Good times! Be sure to join us for our 10th Anniversary tour here: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
44m Oct 25, 2021
44m
#1612 RHOSLC: Tube Fast Tube Furious
This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women go tubing, which leads to all sorts of glorious bickering. And once again, Lisa Barlow winds up in the hot seat on a cold day. Be sure to get tix to our 10th Anniversary tour!! https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 5m Oct 25, 2021
1hr 5m
#1611: Talking Bravo with Annaleigh Ashford
We're changing things up a little bit today as we take 45 minutes to chat with actress, singer, dancer, and general superstar Annaleigh Ashford. We go deep on so many Bravo shows, starting with RHOSLC. Come listen! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com
45m Oct 22, 2021
45m
#1610 RHOBH: Int-Erika-gation
Part II of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion marched on this week, and most of it focused on Andy asking Erika questions about her divorce from Tom. Why did she stay with him? Did she know about his liabilities? Is Dorit longwinded? That kind of stuff. Be sure to watch our recap (and Bueller!) with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57664173 Get tix to ou...
1hr 7m Oct 21, 2021
1hr 7m
#1609 Pump Rules: Coming for Tom
This week on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval loses his mind about Katie trying to help in the new bar. Meanwhile, Shwartz needs to ejaculate into a cup. Fun times! Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57660248 Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 14m Oct 21, 2021
1hr 14m
Below Deck Med: Time to Split
Below Deck Med ends its season with an hour long, constant whine from Chef Mat and an off camera trip to Split. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour
48m Oct 19, 2021
48m
RHOP: Gone Girls
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still on vacation, and Robin and Gizelle make an exit to a hotel for a decent pooper. Candiace and Mia make up, but Gordon is still showing his ass. Literally. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour
48m Oct 18, 2021
48m
RHOSLC: Catered Down Testimony
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City takes testimony from a caterer as Whitney and Lisa try to forge a new friendship, and Jennie's husband requests a sister wife. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
59m Oct 18, 2021
59m
RHOBH: Passively Provocative On Beverbully Beach
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills begins its month long season of recaps, and we're off with a bang. Dorit doubles down against Garcelle, but tries to find a word that won't get her called out for being an ignorant racially insensitive twit. It doesn't work. Rinna goes nutso and bounces on the couch, Erika continues her victim bs, and Kyle just sits there with her mouth hanging open to subst...
1hr 32m Oct 14, 2021
1hr 32m
PumpRules: Picklechella
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules goes to Palm Springs, where James proposes and we learn that Scheana hasn't fixed her picker. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 21m Oct 13, 2021
1hr 21m
#1603 BelowDeckMed: Failing to Meet Eggs-pectations
As the Below Deck Med season limps to the finish line, Matthew gets on our every last nerve with his incessant emotional neediness. Meanwhile, Katie's boneheaded decision to end the season with two stews comes back to haunt her as Jemele Hill, Michael Eaves, and several other guests make an endless stream of requests.
54m Oct 12, 2021
54m
#1602 RHOSLC: No Longer on the Outs
It's an hour of healing on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. First, Jen and Brooks bury the hatchet as Jen apologizes to Brooks for not interpreting her comments correctly. Then later, Lisa and Whitney broker a truce over gin and pie. We're just glad no one was ejected from a sunroof and sent tumbling down into a neighborhood. This recap is available to watch on video with Crapp...
1hr 20m Oct 12, 2021
1hr 20m
#1601 RHOP: Salad as a Rock
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the women deal with the fallout of Saladgate 2021. It's a slut-shaming, lettuce-tossing, tea-bagging hour of drama and comedy. Damn, this show is great.
1hr 9m Oct 11, 2021
1hr 9m
Bonus Ep! Talking Bravo Crimes with Sinisterhood
This week we teamed up with true crime podcast Sinisterhood to talk about Bravo crimes — new and forgotten — over the past several years. What is your favorite Bravo crime? And which one do you think needs more attention? This episode was originally released as a bonus ep on Patreon, but we decided we'd put it on our main feed too! Enjoy!
34m Oct 10, 2021
34m
#1600 RHOBH: New Year's Irresolution
The most buzzworthy season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in ages came to a conclusion this week as the women join Crystal to celebrate Chinese New Year's. It's not the most exciting episode, despite Kyle's best efforts to destroy Sutton and Erika's relationship. What did you think of the finale? **Watch the recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57136840
1hr 13m Oct 07, 2021
1hr 13m
#1599 PumpRules: Do You Read Me?
This week on Vanderpump Rules, the cast heads to Palm Springs where they put on a dull fashion show and squabble over dinner. Meanwhile, Lala is bummed that she's not a New York Times Best Selling Author (lol), and Rand shames Schwartz for being useless. This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us record the recap by clicking here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57092083
1hr 16m Oct 06, 2021
1hr 16m
Below Deck Med: Have a Rookie
Below Deck Med starts falling apart this week when Lloyd has a panic attack and everyone else suffers a Mat attack. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
40m Oct 05, 2021
40m
RHOSLC: Don't Drink the Caterade
There's a new friend of on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and she's starting some catering drama right off the bat. Don't mess with a descendant of Shadrach! Our premium bonus is a recap of Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 15m Oct 04, 2021
1hr 15m
RHOP: Salad Tossy Posse
The Real Housewives of Potomac take a couples trip, and Candiace comes for Mia. Salad is tossed. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 7m Oct 04, 2021
1hr 7m
RHOBH: Sips, Sails, and Malarkey
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its girls trip to Del Mar on a forgiving note and a wine tasting. Don't worry, though, Erika's here to feed us all more Malarkey. Our premium bonus is a recap of Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 14m Sep 30, 2021
1hr 14m
PumpRules: Bitchy Hibachi and Salad Splits
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules is back! This time with less idiots, but the addition of babies of idiots. It all evens out. Our premium bonus breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 46m Sep 29, 2021
1hr 46m
Below Deck: Having a God Moment
This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, a whole bunch of stuff almost goes wrong... but it doesn't. A beach picnic, a dinner for Sandy, a jet ski incident — they all go off without a hitch. So there's that. And Matt still drives us mad.
50m Sep 28, 2021
50m