1007: Southern Charm: Cocky Mountain Lie
The Southern Charm gang heads to Colorado for a classic Craig breakdown and a Whitney denial. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of this week's Southern Charm NOLA, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is co...
1hr 12m Jul 19, 2019
1hr 12m
1006: RHOBH Reunion 1: Bad Grammer
**This is available as a video recap in our Patreon's Crappens on Demand section! Time for part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 9 reunion! Season One Camille makes a return to slay some old and new enemies after a Pump Pile On. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of this week's Southern Charm NOLA, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New L...
1hr 7m Jul 17, 2019
1hr 7m
1005: BelowDeckMed: Drama, Queen (of Versailles)
The Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, charters our plucky "Below Deck: Mediterranean" yachties for holiday of blow-up dolls, elevator requests, and hiking. Lots and lots of hiking. Plus, we meet the new stew June! For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
58m Jul 16, 2019
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1004: RHOP: Grope Burn
There's a Housewives Hoedown on "The Real Housewives of Potomac" as the group reels from sexual assault allegations leveled at Michael. Pretty much everyone winds up fighting —&nbsp;except Katie, who just sticks to awkward toasts. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 12m Jul 16, 2019
1hr 12m
1003: RHONY: Not Feelin' Jovani
Part 1 of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion is fiery as usual, with Dorinda and Luann hashing out a year's worth of fighting on Andy Cohen's stage. It looks like the two will finally be able to move forward... until next week. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 17m Jul 12, 2019
1hr 17m
1002: SouthernCharm: When The Skeet Hits The Fan
Just when you thought it was safe to go skeet shooting at a plantation with a problematic past, Ashley makes her triumphant return to "Southern Charm" —&nbsp;this time with a silly hat! She's just as bonkers as always, which is to say VERY bonkers. As Lil Jon would say, skeet skeet skeet mother effers! For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy"...
1hr 21m Jul 11, 2019
1hr 21m
1001: RHOBH: A Few Fries Short of a Happy Camille
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" wraps up its emotionally charged ninth season with a deus ex machina performance from Camille Grammer, who storms the Agency party like Daenerys Targaryen on a bad day. Yes, the season one monster is back, and we are soooo ready for it. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 28m Jul 10, 2019
1hr 28m
1000: BelowDeckMed: Yawn of the Dance
It's epi one thousand! We celebrate with a revist to our old Clear the Flem segment. Then, a terrible music video is made on Below Deck Med and Captain Sandy and the crew become Fly Girls for it. Will anyone break a tailbone? Will Anastasia be promoted to full time chef? Will Joao be able to continue his streak of behaving like a non sexist misogynist pig? Let's see! To hear this week's premium...
1hr 4m Jul 09, 2019
1hr 4m
999: Southern Charm NOLA: Fashion Crashin'
Barry pulls off his fashion show on this week's Southern Charm New Orleans, and Jeff celebrates by getting drunk and running away. Again. To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new RHOC trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live ...
56m Jul 09, 2019
56m
998: RHOP: A Swing(er) and a Miss
Ashley and Candiace have it out about Michael wanting to suck a d on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, but it doesn't stop Ashley from descending on gay pride to scream about her husband not having said pride himself.&nbsp; To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new RHOC trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Med...
1hr Jul 08, 2019
1hr
997: BelowDeckMed: Da Svidania
This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Mila learns she can't have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend's "Vanderpump Rules" wedding of the century! For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
51m Jul 02, 2019
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996: SouthernCharmNOLA: Walking on Preggo-Shells
Reagan has more bombshells for the group on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and as punishment, Rachel makes her hold eggs for 3 hours. Plus, Kelsey's housewarming party is the perfect opportunity for Jeff to get drunk and slowly meltdown. We're into it. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
55m Jul 01, 2019
55m
995: RHOP: Bringing a Butter Knife to a Gun Fight
"Real Housewives of Potomac" returns to the airwaves with a supremely messy episode that has us smiling from ear to ear. Not only does Candiace get smacked in the head by her mom's purse, but she projects her rage onto Ashley by waving a butter knife in her face. This is exactly the sort of madness we're here for. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.c...
58m Jul 01, 2019
58m
994: RHONY: 'Tis The Season (Finale)
Alas, the crown jewel of Bravo's slate, "Real Housewives of New York," has just wrapped its latest season, which means after a few reunion episodes, the long draught begins. This season finale featured LuAnn teaching us about "SHOWBIZ, GIRLS!" and Ramona eating oysters. What more could we want? btw, time's running out to get your Baltimore and Cleveland tickets. Grab them here: http://watc...
1hr Jun 28, 2019
1hr
993: SouthernCharm: Nashville Predators
The "Southern Charm" guys head to Nashville to terrorize the local female population while the women back in Charleston gather for a celebration of artichokes at Patricia's house. In the end, Austen realizes he's been entranced by Shep, which could possibly lead to a reunion with him and Madison. WHO KNOWS?? For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/priv...
1hr 14m Jun 27, 2019
1hr 14m
992: RHOBH: Karma Camille-eon
Season 1 Camille Grammer is officially back, and she has no better target than Dorit. It's about time we saw some sparks fly on this show again! Welcome back, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr Jun 26, 2019
1hr
991: BelowDeckMed: The Aunt Jemima Defense
Mila pulls out the Aunt Jemima's big guns to save her butt on tonight's Below Deck Mediterranean, but will it help? Probably not.&nbsp; To hear this week's two part bonus episode previewing the Big Brother cast and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch...
1hr 8m Jun 25, 2019
1hr 8m
990: RHONY: Jazzercries
*This episode has a video version available* Dorinda takes the Real Housewives of New York to her eighties aerobics class to argue about who deserves more forgiveness from Bethenny and Ramona dances like only Ramona can. To hear this week's bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New...
1hr 27m Jun 21, 2019
1hr 27m
989: Southern Charm: Weenies Roasting
Shep and Whitney try to roast Craig on their boys camping trip, but only one will walk away with covered in weenie juice.&nbsp; To hear this week's bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch available at...
1hr 15m Jun 20, 2019
1hr 15m
988: RHOBH: Les Misérables
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" continue their jaunt through Provence, and after having their BEST DAY EVAAAAAH, Kyle and Teddi promptly ruin it all by poking ceaselessly at Erika. It's the perfect excuse for us to rant and rave (mostly ranting). For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 2m Jun 19, 2019
1hr 2m
987: Below Deck Med: Back to Russia, With (Gay) Love
*This episode is available as a video recap on Patreon* Below Deck Med's Chef Mila has a homophobia problem. Will it get her fired before her canned crabmeat?&nbsp; To hear this week's bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" a...
1hr 14m Jun 18, 2019
1hr 14m
986: SoCharm NOLA & RHOP: Is Reagan Backing The Wrong Horse? Plus, Salt in Potomac
It's episode three of "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and Reagan is already engaged to Reece. The only thing more suspect is Tamica declaring herself "Tamica 2.0." We're so into this season that we're covering it for our main Monday show, but don't worry —&nbsp;we talk "Real Housewives of Potomac" afterwards.
1hr 9m Jun 17, 2019
1hr 9m
985: SouthernCharm: Pillow Fight!
Craig enlists everyone but himself to sew pillows for his burgeoning business, but his plans go haywire when a) no one sews a stitch, and b) fights break out at his pillow party. We cover it all on this week's "Southern Charm" recap. Plus, Crappens Mailbag!
1hr 8m Jun 14, 2019
1hr 8m
984: RHONY: Going Caba-RAZY
The world was gifted with one of the greatest episodes of "Real Housewives of New York" ever —&nbsp;perhaps the best one since "December: Berkshires County" (and on a show whose worst episodes are better than many franchises' best, that says something). Luann's high horse tramples over Barbara and Sonja's meltdowns, leading Bethenny to scream in her face while simultaneously spiraling about De...
1hr 38m Jun 13, 2019
1hr 38m
983: RHOBH: Bridge to Nowhere
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit France to start a petty fight that makes zero sense. Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode "Chillin With Taylor Strecker" and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" "Team LVP" and "DooooooRINDA!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens L...
52m Jun 12, 2019
52m
981: BelowDeckMed: Oxygen Thief; Plus, Southern Charm NOLA
On "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week, "Chef" Mila serves up a cake wreck and tops it with some lovely homophobia frosting. The countdown clock to her firing is officially ticking. Meanwhile, over on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," we meet Reagan's new boyfriend, and he is... nice? We'll let you be the judge of that. JUST KIDDING. We'll pass tons of judgment on him and their suspicious r...
1hr 22m Jun 11, 2019
1hr 22m
980: RHOP: Gloria Swampsons
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in NOLA to celebrate Gizelle's dad's birthday. Karen and Candiace don turbans to duke it out with their enemies and we learn a new line of defense involving beignets.&nbsp; To hear this week's bonus episode "Chillin With Taylor Strecker" and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edi...
59m Jun 10, 2019
59m
979: RHONY: Ya Flooze Ya Lose
We're live in Minneapolis to laugh about the Real Housewives of New York trip to Miami. Can Ramona bag a new guy while dangling her ex husband as bait? Will Sonja survive the great fall of 2019? Will Barbara get invited anywhere ever? Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm NOLA and Project Runway and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over...
1hr 34m Jun 09, 2019
1hr 34m
978: Southern Charm: My Treehouse is Your Treehouse Live in Milwaukee
We're live in Milwaukee to break down the girls trip episode of Southern Charm. Kathryn gets flogged for tardiness, Cameran gets annoyed by her baby, and Craig watches Frozen. Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm NOLA and Project Runway and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition S...
1hr 29m Jun 08, 2019
1hr 29m
978: RHOBH: Going Through A Re-Brandi
Now that LVP is gone, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is running on fumes. What better time to bring back Brandi Glanville! And shockingly enough, we're into it! Check out our latest episode!
1hr 2m Jun 05, 2019
1hr 2m
977: BelowDeckMed: Ghoulia Child
Below Deck is back for another insane season. Just when the crew decides to stop fighting and have a fun season, a new chef enters with Old El Paso chips and jarred salsa. Hide your steaks.&nbsp; To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm NOLA and Project Runway and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limi...
56m Jun 04, 2019
56m
976: Summer House: 8 Ding Dongs and a Funeral
**This episode has a video recap avail!* It's the season finale of Summer House. Will Kyle propose? Will Carl and Paige do the dirty? Will Jordan's penis get its own spinoff? Let's find out!&nbsp; To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm NOLA and Project Runway and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Lim...
1hr 5m Jun 04, 2019
1hr 5m
#975 RHOP: The Fertile Crescent City
The "Real Housewives of Potomac" continue their trip to New Orleans with a harrowing visit to a plantation that leaves everyone thoughtful and introspective. For about five minutes. Then it's back to drinking, which leads to a sloppy fight between Ashley and Candiace about pregnancy. Let The Good Times Roll!
54m Jun 03, 2019
54m
974: SouthernCharm: It Goes Down In The DMs
Turns out that it takes more than a pork chop to make amends for cheating. That's what Austen discovers on this week's "Southern Charm" when his girlfriend Madison gets caught in a shady DM situation in the wake of his infidelity. Plus, Kathryn's got a new man, and Craig took pictures of pillows.
1hr 1m May 31, 2019
1hr 1m
973: RHONY: The South Beach Diet
It's time for the annual "Real Housewives of New York" group trip (although, to be fair, they've gone on about 5 this season so far), and in true form, these women deliver an absolutely epic, instantly iconic, send-it-to-the-Library-of-Congress episode. A lot happens —&nbsp;Dorinda makes a cocktail, Luann snarls at everyone, Tinsley gets pushed around, Ramona unpacks her luggage —&nbsp;but it ...
1hr 19m May 30, 2019
1hr 19m
972: RHOBH: Haunted (You Stole My Goddamn) House
Kyle throws a thirtieth birthday party for her kid on Halloween. Will Kim haunt the place until she gets back her goddamn house?&nbsp; To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with RHOP, Project Runway, What/If, and other fun shows, and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" and "Team...
59m May 29, 2019
59m
971: Summer House: The Dick Issue
After talking about his dick all season on Summer House, Jordan would appreciate it if we could all stop making his dick an issue.&nbsp; To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with RHOP, Project Runway, What/If, and other fun shows, and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Martini Medicine" merch a...
1hr 13m May 28, 2019
1hr 13m
970: Southern Charm: Reduce Reuse Recycle
Chelsea has a housewarming on Southern Charm and Kathryn admits to re-boning Whitney. Meanwhile, Shep mansplains the right and wrong ways to cheat while refusing friends mac n' cheese. To hear this week's bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Ed...
56m May 24, 2019
56m
968: RHONY: Terrapin Time!
The trip to LuAnn's round house closes with a trip down memory lane for Ramona and a bunch of yelling and finger pointing from Dorinda. To hear this week's bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé Al...
55m May 23, 2019
55m
968: RHOBH: Big Little Lie Detectors
Special guest Katie Cazorla joins us to recap the lunacy of Lisa Vanderpump taking a polygraph on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, Camille Grammer's wedding and all sorts of random tea from Katie. Brace yourself for some craziness!
1hr 36m May 22, 2019
1hr 36m
967: Summer House: Have Ranch Will Travel
Some of the Vanderpump Rules gang heads to the Hamptons for a visit. Will Schwartz or Kyle remember any of it? To hear this week's bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch available at...
1hr 1m May 21, 2019
1hr 1m
966: PumpRules: The Final CaCaw
Vanderpump Rules ends its season with one final reunion full of screaming, crying, and Katie victimhood. Put a fork in it.&nbsp; To hear this week's bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" ...
1hr 8m May 21, 2019
1hr 8m
965: RHOBH: Is Michael About To Go Down?
Scandal descends on Real Housewives of Potomac as Michael possibly offers his services to Juan. Did it happen? Or was Robyn hearing things? Also, it's the return of Katie! Come listen.
51m May 20, 2019
51m
Winter Is Crappening: Game Over
With a heavy heart, we say goodbye to "Game of Thrones." Will Daenerys be stopped? Will John Snow ascend to the Iron Throne? How will eight epic seasons of world building and character development culminate? We address all the pressing questions in our final episode of "Winter Is Crappening."
1hr 33m May 20, 2019
1hr 33m
964: ummerHouse: No Hard Feelings
Jordan finally reveals his big secret on "Summer House," and Kyle and Amanda grapple with more fallout from his infidelity. Plus, Lindsay goes on a non-Evrattttt date, and Carl loves his mom. Damn we love this show.
1hr 2m May 17, 2019
1hr 2m
963: SouthernCharm: Thomas Who? — Live from Irvine
"Southern Charm" returns for its sixth season, but can it be as explosive and entertaining without the double-headed monster of Thomas and Ashley? The answer is a decisive YES. That's because we have a new dollop of drama in the form of Madison and a totally insufferable resuscitation of Eliza Limehouse. Turns out there are plenty of dingbats in Charleston to keep this show just as hilarious...
1hr 32m May 17, 2019
1hr 32m
962: RHONY: Square Pegs in a Round House
"The Real Housewives of New York" heads up the Hudson River to visit Luann's new round house, which may be too small for the Countess's rapidly inflating ego —&nbsp;at least according to Bethenny. Come listen to our recap!
1hr 21m May 16, 2019
1hr 21m
961: RHOBH: It's Expensive to Be Tom
Erika Jayne lip syncs to dead air this week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when the ladies come to check out her concert. Will she improvise with an acapella version of Ave Maria? Can't wait to find out.&nbsp; To hear this week's bonus episode covering Project Runway and Texicanas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New ...
58m May 15, 2019
58m
960: PumpRules: What About Katie???
The "Vanderpump Rules" reunion soldiers on with even more hypocrisy, hot air, wild accusations, and self-aggrandizing. In other words: everything we've been wanting all season! Check out our equally furious recap (and tell your friends!).
1hr 29m May 14, 2019
1hr 29m
959: RHOP: Bride Snores
Candiace gets hitched on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Gizelle gets ghosted and Ashley gets wasted. Will Karen keep her wig on? To hear this week's bonus episode covering Project Runway and Texicanas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch ...
56m May 13, 2019
56m