Winter is Crappening: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
It’s romance and utter carnage on the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, all because of a little insecurity created by a single Starbucks cup.  Find bonus episodes, our SHUT UP, BRAN! shirts, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrappens and Twitter @whatcrappens
1hr 22m May 13, 2019
1hr 22m
958: Summer House: Penis, She Wrote
Did Kyle cheat on Amanda again on Summer House? No one knows, because he can't remember. Time for a mystery: a penis mystery. Did it come out? Who did it enter? And will the penis take the stand? Find out! To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" ...
48m May 10, 2019
48m
957: RHONY: Bye Bye Bridie
This episode of Real Housewives of New York is all cringe all the time. It's Halloween song cringe for Lu, and Ramona Sonja and Dorinda bring us some serious charity event cringe.  To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" m...
1hr 7m May 09, 2019
1hr 7m
956: RHOBH: Troop Beverly Hills
With Lisa Vanderpump busy renovating her kitchen, the rest of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ladies head off on a glamping trip where they encounter such terrors as a climbing wall, silicon spatulas, and a super market.
1hr 5m May 08, 2019
1hr 5m
955: PumpRules: Turning the (Multiplication) Tables
Time for the first reunion episode of Vanderpump Rules! Spoiler alert: the bot wins. To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Irvine, Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, Minn...
1hr 36m May 07, 2019
1hr 36m
954: RHOP: O Half-Brother, Where Art Thou?
"The Real Housewives of Potomac" are back, and they're pretty much where we left them: Robyn still has short hair, Ashley and Michael are still grossing us out, Gizelle is still trying to win back friends, Karen is still tangling with appliances, Monique is still pregnant, and Candiace is still getting married. But this time around, there's a hand blender! Check out our recap!
1hr May 06, 2019
1hr
Winter Is Crappening: Throne Overboard
With the Battle of Winterfell behind them, the remaining combined forces of the North march to King's Landing, but victory is never easy on "Game of Thrones." Plus, someone finally gets a little hanky panky by the fireplace...
1hr 35m May 06, 2019
1hr 35m
953: SummerHouse: A Real Paige Turner
"Summer House" is full of dramz. First Paige wafts back to Carl after a dude flakes on her. Then Lindsay struggles to keep a dirty secret about Kyle. And then to top it all off, Jordan might be a virgin! What a time to be alive! Check out our recap :)
57m May 03, 2019
57m
952: RHONY: The Ringmaster Didn't Mean a Thing
Tinsley has an epic breakdown at the Big Apple Circus on "The Real Housewives of New York," and it's everything we could have ever wanted. Does this show ever stop being iconic?
1hr 16m May 02, 2019
1hr 16m
951: RHOBH: Pump N'Mores
Dorit have a showdown over ridiculously handled sushi on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the ladies get ready for a camping trip.  To hear this week's Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps and live streams, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé Al...
1hr 17m May 01, 2019
1hr 17m
950: PumpRules: One Day You're Penguin, And The Next You're Out
The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" really comes down to one thing: PENGUINS. God bless Scheana for perking up an otherwise humdrum episode. Will she and Adam ever get back together? Will Adam ever accept his penguin as his own? And will we ever get to meet the famous penguin? We'll have to wait until next season to find the answers to those questions. In the meantime, listen to our ...
1hr 26m Apr 30, 2019
1hr 26m
949: Project Runway: Nip Grip
Project Runway tells its designers to get classy, so bring on the pasties! To hear this week's Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Irvine, Milwaukee, Pi...
1hr 18m Apr 29, 2019
1hr 18m
S8 Ep3: Winter is Crappening: The Pointy End
Old Blue Eyes descends on Winterfell with his chorus line and takes aim, but if you’re gonna take a shot at the queen, ya better not miss.  Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrappens and Twitter @whatcrappens
1hr 24m Apr 29, 2019
1hr 24m
948: Summer House: Ghost of the Weekday
Kyle's getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during the week and Danielle finally gets the d she's been working towards all summer. To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New L...
1hr Apr 26, 2019
1hr
947: RHONY: Angel Balls of Steel
Mario returns for a thirsty cameo on Real Housewives of New York, but did Ramona fill his cup? And will a seating brawl over seats at the Angel Ball send Dorinda over the edge? To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "R...
1hr 20m Apr 25, 2019
1hr 20m
946: RHOBH: They Called Kenny! You Bastards!
A hum drum trip to see Boy George and Culture Club turns into a huffy spat on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, PK makes contact with Ken, or Kenny, giving hope that LVP may just come back into the fold (she won't).
1hr 11m Apr 24, 2019
1hr 11m
945: #945 PumpRules: Beauty and the Greased
Brittany has a bridal brunch on Vanderpump Rules and Jax vows to always take care of number one: himself.  To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Straight to the Rosé" and "Rosé All Day" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Liv...
1hr 21m Apr 23, 2019
1hr 21m
944: RHOA: GOODBYE, NENE!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta officially closes out its season with Nene's transformation into a full blown monster. She's always been a diva, but now she's totally off the rails. Check out our recap of reunion part 3, and all the hypocrisy within.
59m Apr 22, 2019
59m
Winter Is Crappening: There Will Be Blood... Next Week?
As the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we're treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell.  This episode has it all: singing by the fireplace, a little girl with soup, and Bran staring at pretty much everyone.  Okay fine — it felt a bit like filler, and the lack of Cersei was totally inexcusable.  But we still had a great time. 
1hr 29m Apr 22, 2019
1hr 29m
943: SummerHouse: The Carl Who Stole Carlmas
The "Summer House" gang decides to throw a Christmas-in-July party, but unfortunately for them, Krampus is here to ruin the fun. You see, no one anticipated that Carl was HONESTLY NOT THAT INTO CHRISTMAS, GUYS, and once he sees Paige cozy up to someone else under the mistletoe, Carl enters full Grinch mode. Christmas does indeed come early with another tremendous "Summer House" romp.
59m Apr 19, 2019
59m
942: RHONY: Phone Sex and the City
"The Real Housewives of New York" continue to plow ahead with ego, neuroticism, and phone sex. In other words, it's perfect. This week, the ladies wrap up their latest fiasco in the Berkshires and head back to the city where LuAnn mocks Bethenny, and a truth or dare game leads to emotional breakdowns. Naturally.
1hr 8m Apr 18, 2019
1hr 8m
941: RHOBH: Judge Dread
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills deal with Lisa Vanderpump's escape by talking about a new subject that no one is sick of talking about: the Supreme Court war. Can new cabinets make it all better? To hear this week's bonus Project Runway trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE ...
1hr Apr 17, 2019
1hr
940: PumpRules: Exorcisters Are Doin' It For Themselves!
Stassi finally realizes there's a demon possessing her on "Vanderpump Rules," and so someone named The Oracle, tries to purge it. Time will tell if it works (probably not). Also, briefcases full of cash and thoughts on empathy. CORNER!
53m Apr 16, 2019
53m
939: RHOA: Shootout at the OKoi Corral
NeNe still has zero f's to give in the second Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, but Porsha saves it with a historic read.  To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE available through March at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming...
53m Apr 15, 2019
53m
S8 Ep1: Untitled Episode
Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and Brandon darkly cruises the entire kingdom.  Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrappens and Twitter @whatcrappens
1hr 11m Apr 15, 2019
1hr 11m
938: RHONY: Inbred and Breakfast - Live From Boston
Dorinda sends Sonja into a spiral when she takes her to visit the Morgan Estate on the Berkshires trip. Will anyone make it out alive?  To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE available through March at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Liv...
1hr 42m Apr 12, 2019
1hr 42m
937: RHOBH: Live and Let Diabetes Live From Boston
Dorit thinks PK's diabetes 2 can turn into rickets on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the Goodbye Kyle fallout continues. Can PK survive long enough to lose everything to the Bellagio's repo department? Find out!  To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Ed...
1hr 42m Apr 11, 2019
1hr 42m
936: PumpRules: Puppy No Love
The trip to Mexico winds down on "Vanderpump Rules," and the cast returns to LA where an awkward invitation to James and Raquel's "puppy shower" awaits them. Plus, Billie Lee spars with LVP, and Scheana has an update on ADAM.
1hr 21m Apr 09, 2019
1hr 21m
Winter is Crappening: Cast Preview Rewinders and Reminders
It’s the first episode of Winter is Crappening, and there are a ton of characters to remember before we get going with the final season of Game of Thrones. Join Ben and Ronnie from Watch What Crappens to talk trash about the dead and living members of Westeros.  Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on Insta @watchwhatcrap...
1hr 12m Apr 08, 2019
1hr 12m
935: RHOA: Koi Vey
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" aired the first part of its season 11 reunion, and we can all agree on one thing: NENE IS AWFUL. We cover all her ridiculous behavior — as well as all essential koi pond moments — on this week's RHOA recap.
1hr 6m Apr 08, 2019
1hr 6m
934: SummerHouse: Kyle Be Damned; Plus, RHOBH On Trial — Live from Phoenix
Our recap of the latest "Summer House" episode is finally here! Will Jordan stop putting his foot in his mouth? Will Amanda and Kyle break up? Will Carl 3.0 finally graduate from the pantry? But before we answer those questions, we do a deep dive on the greatest mystery on Bravo: WHO LEAKED TO RADAR ONLINE? It's the trial of the century, and Judge Dorinda Medley is holding court! You'll ...
1hr 41m Apr 07, 2019
1hr 41m
933: RHONY: Your Fish Is My Command - Live from Portland!
The annual "Real Housewives of New York" pilgrimage to The Berkshires is off to a great start, what with an instantly iconic squabble about Dorinda's Fish Room. Turns out The Countess requires less aquatic accommodations, and she won't be happy until she gets them. And even then she won't be happy. We recap the whole thing live from Portland, OR. Plus, we debut our new single, "GOODBYE KYLE!"
1hr 43m Apr 06, 2019
1hr 43m
932: RHOBH: GOODBYE, KYLE!
Time to take shelter on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who's selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate a cute puppy into biting PK's face in the first place? All roads lead to the same ending: GOODBYE, KYLE! To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new Southern Charm trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon m...
1hr 15m Apr 03, 2019
1hr 15m
931: PumpRules: Fun Times In Puerto Cry-arta
"Vanderpump Rules" gives us more bickering, crying, and tiny ear canals as the cast (minus James) continues to live it up in Mexico. At the end of the day though, it's all about Kristen muttering "Cah-caw!!" on her hotel balcony. Check out our full recap here, and say hi to our new premium sponsors Jeffrey Boehmer and Jamey as well as our new SUPER premium sponsor, Lulusimon Studio! Get tix t...
1hr 10m Apr 02, 2019
1hr 10m
930: RHOA & Project Runway: Teeny Weenie, Meanie Nene, Kenya Moore & Peach Bellini
Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia's finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she's pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway gang has to dive into the world of patterns.  To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Southern Charm trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edit...
1hr 28m Apr 01, 2019
1hr 28m
929: Summer House: Twentysomething Year Old Virgin Episode
Jordan starts a pattern of compulsively lying on this week's Summer House and Carl tries to fit into new white jeans.  To hear this week's bonus episode taking place on a field trip to Glendale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE available through March at crappensmerch.com! **Cra...
1hr 1m Mar 29, 2019
1hr 1m
928: RHONY: A Woah-pranos Sit Down
Bethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she's dying alone.  To hear this week's bonus episode taking place on a field trip to Glendale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE avail...
1hr 13m Mar 28, 2019
1hr 13m
927: RHOBH: 9 Day Fiancé
Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everything seems calm and copacetic on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," Puppygate rears its adorable head again as news of Dorit's canine transgressions hit the tabloids. Dunh dunh DUNNNNH!!!!
1hr 2m Mar 27, 2019
1hr 2m
926: PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)
TomTom finally opens on "Vanderpump Rules," which means it's time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected to give his free first class upgraded seat to his wife, and thus we have get The Return of Tequila Katie: Hammock Edition. We cover it all on our latest recap!
1hr 23m Mar 26, 2019
1hr 23m
925: ProjectRunway & RHOA: Bad Workers Blame Their Tulle
"Project Runway" has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team's budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the original tulle. Just how many times can we even write tulle in one episode description? Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Atlanta" where questions about Eva's solvency lead to a sort of dramatic moment. Be sure to get tickets to our live shows ...
1hr 32m Mar 25, 2019
1hr 32m
924: SummerHouse: Bro-BQ & A Session
"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy with his ladies (and texts), and then Kyle dazzles us with spiked tea. This is really the show that America needs right now. Oh, and don't forget to come see us in Carl's hometown of Pittsburgh, PA! Get tickets at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
53m Mar 22, 2019
53m
923: RHONY: For The Seafood Lover In You!
Barbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luann and Dorinda come face to face for the first time all season at Sonja's Paper Magazine party. Nothing happens and yet EVERYTHING HAPPENS. This is why we love Real Housewives of New York City.
1hr 22m Mar 21, 2019
1hr 22m
922: RHOBH: Textes Blizzard
iMessage takes center stage again in this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Teddi changes her story and produces non cropped screenshots of her phone. There's one last question we need answered: will Kyle finally get stuck to the floor?  To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patr...
1hr 14m Mar 20, 2019
1hr 14m
921: PumpRules: One Bad Apple Spoils The Brunch
Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on "Vanderpump Rules" when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana makes enchiladas, and Kristen steps on Lisa's foot. Just your standard issue day at SUR.
1hr 25m Mar 19, 2019
1hr 25m
920: Top Chef & RHOA: Winner Winner Reception Dinner
Top Chef announces its new champ and Eva finally gets married in a dress she's not sobbing about. Will NeNe find a way to make it all about her?  To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop...
1hr 15m Mar 18, 2019
1hr 15m
919: RHONY: Madea's Clam Bake
Live in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemies away from a clam bake or will Tyler Perry save the day with the deepest quote in Housewives history?  To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.c...
1hr 41m Mar 17, 2019
1hr 41m
918: Summer House: Red, White and Blue Balls Live in Cincinnati
We're live from Cincinnati for this week's Summer House Fourth of July party. Will anyone get laid?  To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Cincinnati, Portl...
1hr 25m Mar 16, 2019
1hr 25m
917: Project Runway: Sew You, Say Me
Project Runway is back on Bravo, and there are tears. Lots and lots of tears.  To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Cincinnati, Portland, Phoenix, Boston, ...
1hr 24m Mar 15, 2019
1hr 24m
2312: It's Like Weird
It's the season finale of The Bachelor. Will Colton LOSE HIS VIRGINITY?! And how many times will Cassie say "weird"? This week's bonus is about fighting in facebook groups. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor. 
51m Mar 13, 2019
51m
916: RHOBH: Don't Mess With Textses
Doggygate reaches new heights on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with "textses" from Teddi and John Blizzard. It's the type of pettiness we both loathe and live for. Whose side are you on?
1hr 4m Mar 13, 2019
1hr 4m