#669 PumpRules: Bottle Episode
The "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Mexico continues. Jax finds out about Scheana's devious plans, Stassi and Kristen fight about sleeptime, and Lala drops an iconic bombshell: she needs a baba. Or bubba? Come listen to our recap of this hilarious episode.
1hr 36m Mar 27, 2018
1hr 36m
#668 RHOA: The Daly Showed!
Marc Daly showed up! Marc Daly showed up! The Real Housewives of Atlanta meet the love of Kenya's life, and Sheree doesn't understand nose rings. It's an all around win.This week's bonus is all about our trip to Detroit. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atlanta! Find tic...
56m Mar 26, 2018
56m
#667: Live in Detroit: Welcome to SUR!
In the beginning...there was Vanderpump Rules Episode One: Welcome to Sur! We're live in Detroit at the Majestic Theater to cover the first episode ever of one of our all time faves. Thanks for the amazing night you gave us, Detroit! Enjoy!This week's bonus is a chat about Las Vegas, old people at the gym, and the first two parts of the Married to Medicine Reunion. To hear it, become a premium ...
1hr 46m Mar 25, 2018
1hr 46m
#666 Summer House: Hell? NOT FUN
This week on Summer house, Amanda and Kyle whine fight for an hour. In other news, Stephen has boy trouble, Twerkus gets her twerk back, and Carl wears white pants again. Enjoy!This week's bonus about Vegas and the first two parts of the Married2Med Reunion! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoe...
1hr 3m Mar 22, 2018
1hr 3m
#665 RHOBH: Séance Anything
Kyle hosts one last séance by the smiley-faced pool for old times' sake, and Lisa Vanderpump loses one of her cute little pups. It's a time for tears (and heavenly phone calls). Come join us for this recap of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."
1hr 23m Mar 21, 2018
1hr 23m
#664 Vanderpump Rules: The Mighty Schmuck
Jax has a mysterious hockey job offer on PumpRules, but that doesn't stop him from getting his ape ass handed to him in Mexico. Enjoy!This week's bonus about Vegas and the first two parts of the Married2Med Reunion! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ...
1hr 37m Mar 20, 2018
1hr 37m
#663 RHOA: Joking Hazard
Nene loses her Uber cool with a heckler, and the consequences are rough. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Come listen to our recap of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta!
1hr 10m Mar 20, 2018
1hr 10m
#662 RHOBH: Dinner Party From Hell! (Live from Houston)
We took our show to Houston, TX last week, and to celebrate, we went back in time to arguably the most iconic Bravo episode of all time: the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" season 1 dinner party from hell. From the morally corrupt Faye Resnick to the drunk medium Allison DuBois, we have it all covered. So grab your Camille Cocktail and get ready for a rocky, rowdy, and hilarious trip down Ma...
2hr 6m Mar 16, 2018
2hr 6m
#661 SummerHouse: Happily Everett After
It's the moment we've all been not waiting for: Everett and Lindsay finally reunited. And it's just as sloppy as you'd expect. Plus, Stephen has a heartbreaking trip to Alabama.
50m Mar 15, 2018
50m
#660 RHOBH: Tears of a Teddi Bear
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills meet for a catch up lunch that leaves Vanderpump's new project in tears. Will Erika apologize? No, Miss Cry Baby. This week's bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at ...
1hr 42m Mar 14, 2018
1hr 42m
#659 PumpRules: Creepy Controversy
"Vanderpump Rules" becomes an unlikely nuanced showpiece for the #metoo movement when Ariana's brother Jeremy gets thrust into the spotlight by the Taco Bell Coven. Stassi and Kristen call him creepy, Ariana and Tom call him thoughtful, and Lisa calls him a hero. Who to believe? Maybe they're all right? Here's one thing we can all agree on: Brit is doing too much for Jax's birthday. If you don'...
1hr 31m Mar 13, 2018
1hr 31m
#658 RHOA: Aged Ham in Barcelona
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona. There are massive protests, but can they cause more unrest than these women?  This week's bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 16m Mar 12, 2018
1hr 16m
#657 Top Chef: Successes and Gail-ures
Top Chef season finale! Who will win? Who will lose? What will Gail wear? Find out! We're in a Houston hotel room laughing our asses off. This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhat...
1hr 32m Mar 09, 2018
1hr 32m
#656 Summer House: Carlbellion
The Summer House roomies are on a full Carl rebellion, and the always dependable soldier Ervrott shows up as backup. Enjoy!This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
59m Mar 08, 2018
59m
#655 RHOBH: Belle of the Ball Gag
Camille Grammer is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time she's assigned her wrath to Dorit, who is only now just feeling the harsh punishment of Lisa Vanderpump's bruised ego. It's a petty, brilliant episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we're recapping every inch of it. Grab your ball gags - we're gettin' freaky!
1hr 25m Mar 08, 2018
1hr 25m
#654 PumpRules: Fear and Bloating in Las Vegas
Vanderpump Rules goes to Vegas for the ultimate TomTom test. They fail, but in a really fun broken bird-y kinda way. Enjoy!This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 5m Mar 06, 2018
1hr 5m
Untitled Episode
Did you MEAN to serve trout tainted with ursine fecal matter? That is the pressing question plaguing the penultimate episode of TOP CHEF - at least, according to us. Join us as we unpack all that this show has to offer: fishing, grilling vegetables, cowboy hats. You know, the good stuff. Don't forget to subscribe, and please tell your friends too!
1hr 9m Mar 06, 2018
1hr 9m
#652: RHONY Season 10 Trailer Deep Dive
The new trailer for season 10 of Real Housewives of New York is so important to us that we decided to devote an entire episode to unpacking it - shot by shot (and sometimes frame by frame). We manage to pull out over an hour of thorough analysis from only two minutes of video - but hey, that's what "Watch What Crappens" is all about. Afterwards, we have fun in the Crappens Mailbag where we disc...
1hr 28m Mar 03, 2018
1hr 28m
#651 SummerHouse: Take Your Mom To Wirkus Day
Parental visits don't get in the way of drunken Wirkus rants - that's what we learned on this week's "Summer House." Join us as we unpack the latest madness! And be sure to tell all your friends about the podcast! Visit us at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 11m Mar 01, 2018
1hr 11m
#650 RHOBH Faux Furs/Cold Shoulders
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates NYC with a failed Frankel takedown and Kyle's new store opening. Also, Dorit tries to figure out what vampires are. Enjoy!This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston...
1hr 22m Feb 28, 2018
1hr 22m
#649 PumpRules: Introducing Madison Marie Parks-Valletta; Special Guest Lara Marie Schoenhals
Jax almost drowns, and Scheana has baby plans. Just another day in Big Bear paradise on "Vanderpump Rules." Come join us as we recap it!
1hr 51m Feb 28, 2018
1hr 51m
#648 RHOA: Unwelcome Mat
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona, and they fight to the mat.This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 11m Feb 27, 2018
1hr 11m
#647 Top Chef: Did You Mean To Disappoint Your Mother?
This week on Top Chef, the final four have to re-create the hacky dishes their families force fed them as kids. Also, Padma makes a lot of testicle jokes. Then, in the Crappens Mailbag, we have a candid conversation on what it means to be podcasters. For a really long time. This week's bonus is about our trip to NYC for our live show at the Bowery Ballroom and the hilarious Geraldines that made...
1hr 40m Feb 23, 2018
1hr 40m
#646 RHOBH: Don't Cry For Me Kyle-gentina
This week's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is a battle Royale to find out who's the biggest victim: Dorit, for having her big night ruined? Kyle, for perceived snubs? Or Lisa Vanderpump, for being called insecure and jealous? It's a magnificent carousel of self-pity and accusations, and we're here to recap it all! Be sure to buy tickets to our live shows at watchwhatcrappens.com!
1hr 18m Feb 22, 2018
1hr 18m
#645 PumpRules: Live from NYC - Fun and GAAAMES
Live from the legendary Bowery Ballroom in New York City, we're recapping the epic "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Big Bear - a.k.a. SCHEANAFEST 2018. Plus, important discussion about the Real Housewives of New York's ill-fated maritime adventure. Thanks to everyone who came to the show. To see one of our live shows, be sure to visit watchwhatcrappens.com !
1hr 48m Feb 21, 2018
1hr 48m
#644 SummerHouse: Carl's In Over His Head
Things are getting messy on Summer House, and we're not just talking about the watermelon. The Wirkus twins are finally reunited, but more importantly, Stephen finally tells Carl what's really been on his mind. Join us as we recap all the madness!
1hr 14m Feb 20, 2018
1hr 14m
#643 RHOA: In-Spain in the Membrane
**Audio alert! We’re in NYC this week for Crappens Live and the audio is spotty. Sorry! The Real Housewives of Atlanta go to Spain, and NeNe has lots of Spaining to do. For our bonus episodes and premium extras, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 23m Feb 19, 2018
1hr 23m
#642 TopChef: Elevated Cuisine
"Top Chef" heads to the mountains where high elevations mean screwy cooking times and a nasty case of the GAILS. Pack your dramamine and come listen to our recap!
1hr 8m Feb 16, 2018
1hr 8m
#641 Summer House: Carltastrophe
This week on Summer House, Carl charms one woman by yelling at another and Kyle farts a lot. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Chicago, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 3m Feb 15, 2018
1hr 3m
#640 RHOBH: Wrecks and the City
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to NYC for a group trip, but can Dorit stop herself from wrecking it? Nope. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Chicago, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at wa...
1hr 14m Feb 14, 2018
1hr 14m
#639 PumpRules: It's My Party, and I'll Die If I Want To
Stassi is throwing a murder themed birthday party on this week's "Vanderpump Rules," and if that all sounds a bit grim, don't worry -- there's also a Kings & Queens party for Ariana. Meanwhile, Jax finds himself in Lisa's doghouse and out of her dog event. Will she ever forgive him? Come check out our recap, and be sure to subscribe to the show wherever podcasts are available!
1hr 17m Feb 14, 2018
1hr 17m
#638 RHOA: Where's The Beef?
The Real Housewives of Atlanta prepare for their trip to Barcelona by laughing together at Baby Vegan Porsha's "No Beef" party, and Marlo brings herself as a date. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Chicago, Phoenix, Irvine, ...
1hr 4m Feb 12, 2018
1hr 4m
#637 Top Chef: Heeere's Padma!
Top Chef goes to the hotel from The Shining this week, and Padma is terrifying. This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Chicago, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 12m Feb 09, 2018
1hr 12m
#636 Summer House: Bond-fire of the Clam-ities
Summer House tried to bond over a good ole fashioned Native American bondfire, but can the curse of Carl ever be overcome? This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Chicago, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! ...
1hr 19m Feb 08, 2018
1hr 19m
#635 RHOBH: Beverly Hills Brexit
On this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle, Dorit, and Lisa are all in a pissing match over who's the better friend. Or who deserves compassion. Or who's closer with whom? It's so petty it's almost perfect. Comes check out our recap of this hilarious episode!
1hr 15m Feb 07, 2018
1hr 15m
#634 PumpRules: Pump Your Brakes; Special Guest Danny Pellegrino
Everyone's saying problematic things on "Vanderpump Rules" this week. Whether it's about race, body-shaming, or Jax's worldview, the episode is full of cringeworthy moments - and we wouldn't have it any other way. Plus, there's a fire. Danny Pellegrino ("Everything Iconic") subs in for Ronnie to break down the whole mess.
1hr 37m Feb 06, 2018
1hr 37m
#633: 2018 Golden Crappies LIVE!
It's time for the annual Golden Crappy Awards where we honor achievement in all things Bravo. For the first time ever, we've upped the stakes, recording in front of a live audience at The Hollywood Improv! Come join us as we fête the best (and the worst) of everything Bravo has to offer with a little help from our friends! Plus, stick around for a very special audience moment!!
1hr 54m Feb 05, 2018
1hr 54m
#632 TopChef: Flowers, Football, and Failure
A sudden death quick fire on Top Chef turns a floral challenge into something much less lovely. Then it's time to celebrate the Super Bowl as the surviving chefs are tasked to make tailgating food for Broncos fans. The results are mixed, but our recap is fully enthusiastic.
1hr Feb 03, 2018
1hr
#631 SummerHouse: Can't Have Your Carl and Eat It Too
Carl made out with Lauren and then Danielle blew up their spot and then Carl started flirting with Courtney and Lauren was all that's not cool so she threw cake in Carl's face and was like THERE, Carl. Come listen to our similarly insightful recap!
59m Feb 01, 2018
59m
#630 RHOBH: Ya Give Me Beaver
This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit throws a Groupon Yacht party for PK and Erika Jayne helps her with a little pat the puss stage momagering. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married to Med and Top Chef. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston!...
1hr 9m Jan 31, 2018
1hr 9m
#629 PumpRules: Mother May I Sleep With Danger?
On this week's "Vanderpump Rules," Brittany's mom is ready to crucify Jax -- or at least that's what Kristen is hoping for. Also, more drama between James and Logan, assertions of new wave feminism by Lala, and fresh loaves of bread at SUR. Come listen to our recap of yet another hilarious episode of VPR.
1hr 25m Jan 30, 2018
1hr 25m
#628 RHOA: Leave a Will
The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kandi's magazine cover and Will gets his hand caught in a cookie. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married to Med and Top Chef. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 1m Jan 30, 2018
1hr 1m
#627 RHONJ: Pretty in Clink
The Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes up its reunion with clinks and non-thrown cakes. Oh, and whale talk. This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 20m Jan 26, 2018
1hr 20m
#626 Summer House: Rosés, Thorns, and Carls
Summer House returns for season 2. The MTA has never been happier for the publicity. Enjoy! This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr Jan 25, 2018
1hr
#625 RHOBH: Know Your Whine Glasses
Teddi throws a glam party for the ladies, but things start off on a rocky note when Dorit suffers the indignity of having her Vanderpump Rosé served in a champagne glass. It's all downhill from there. Come check out our recap of the episode followed by the return of Listener Spotlight!!
1hr 15m Jan 24, 2018
1hr 15m
#624 Vanderpump Rules: Call Me By Your Pasta
Vanderpump Rules keeps on firing on all cylinders this week for the Pride episode. James barely holds his spot in the closet, Billie Lee gives a speech, and Jax takes up raking. Enjoy! This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Ho...
1hr 24m Jan 23, 2018
1hr 24m
#624 RHOA: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
A charitable trip to Houston turns sour when a hangry Kenya feels disrespected. Check out our take on this diva behavior and weigh in on whether or not you think Ms. Daly is headed off the show...
1hr 16m Jan 23, 2018
1hr 16m
#623 RHONJ: Live from Boston - Can't Fight Foyer with Foyer
We're live in Boston for a second night, and this time we're talking the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. Come listen to
1hr 14m Jan 21, 2018
1hr 14m
#622 Crappens Live Boston VPR: The Return of White Kanye
We’re live in Boston this week at The Sinclair, and we’re thrilled to have one of Vanderpump Rules’ finest episodes to cover. We had a blast. Love you Boston! To hear our premium bonus episodes, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 44m Jan 19, 2018
1hr 44m
#621 RHOBH: A Wrinkle in Time
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finds its petty fight of the season. It's a Time Fight! Enjoy! To hear our bonus episodes, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, Irvine, DC, Detroit and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 13m Jan 17, 2018
1hr 13m