2049: Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tender Hisses
Daisy's annoyance begins to bubble and froth on this week's Below Deck Sailing when Gary decides that one of her stews needs to learn to drive a vessel. Get him, girl! This week's premium bonus is a #RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy...
1hr 9m May 10, 2023
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2048: Summer House: Enragement Party
On this week's Summer House (S7E13) Danielle loses her mind when she finds out about Carl and Lindsay's engagement. But don't worry guys — she's totally chill about it. Totally. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2048-82747643
1hr 8m May 09, 2023
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2047: Summer House MV: The Dog Days of Summer House
Summer House: Martha's Vineyard is here, and it's SO good! The series premiere had everything we could want: thirst traps, self-involved people, and one very hairy dog.
1hr 35m May 09, 2023
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2046: RHOA: Harlem Slights
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back! We're here to recap the season 15 premiere, which features the grand debut of Martell Holt and some kooky lady named Courtney. Plus, a fresh new storyline for Kandi: she hasn't been spending enough time with the family! How will she ever find balance?? Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2046-82718275
1hr 33m May 08, 2023
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2045: Top Chef: Putting Down Roots
It's restaurant wars on Top Chef (S20 E9)! There's no front-of-house this time around, but still plenty of drama. Plus, a tall lady named Clare.
1hr 28m May 05, 2023
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2044: PumpRules: Credibility Is Dipping Out
The Vanderpump Rules season is hurtling towards the finish line, and it's just getting more cringey with every episode. This week (S10 E13) finds Sandoval attempting to lie his way out of his affair by repeatedly using the phrase "dipped out." We're onto you, jerk! Also, yurts. Hey, watch along with us with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2044-82487428
1hr 38m May 04, 2023
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2043: RHONJ: Cold Shower
Shocking news: Teresa Giudice is getting married! And on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E13), it's time for Tre's bridal shower. Will there finally be a breakthrough in the great Gorga feud? Nope.
1hr 27m May 03, 2023
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2042: Below Deck Sailing: Don't Get Mads, Get Even
Below Deck Sailing finds Gary getting testier and testier with Chase, and chummier and chummier with Chase's crush. Will an engine blow? This week's premium bonus is RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and ...
58m May 02, 2023
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2041: Summer House: Will You Put Your Weight On Me?
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Babe and Babe get engaged on this week's Summer House and it's super romantic cuz People Magazine just happened to be there to pay them for pics of it. Don't forget the wood! This week's premium bonus is RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: ht...
1hr 3m May 02, 2023
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2040: Top Chef: The Fast and The Gail-ious
Top Chef does a movie tie in episode and it turns into the FASTest elimination challenge in HISTORY! There's a lot of moving and running and winning and losing and one very large Vin Diesel lady boner from Victoire. This week's premium bonus is a #RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens....
1hr 26m May 01, 2023
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2039: #2039 PumpRules: Back it Up, Beach!
The Vanderpump Rules kids go to the beach, and James loses his shit when manbaby Schwartz makes another "joke" at his expense. Will James lose an eye to a scorpion drink bowl? Will Sandoval scream at Katie until he gets vocal nodes and saves the rest of our ears? Will LaLa let Schwartz leave Hermosa alive after smack talking right back to her? Let's find out. This week's premium bonus is RHOC t...
1hr 28m Apr 27, 2023
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2038: RHONJ: The Hens of History
The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their trip to Ireland with more fighting between sister in laws and a few attempts to upstage by Danielle. Thanks for having us in your country, Ireland! Also, super sorry. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Toronto. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.c...
1hr 14m Apr 26, 2023
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2037: Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Getting the Job Bun
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Gary returns to Below Deck Sailing Yacht with a fresh man bun and an instant annoyance with Chase's leadership seminars. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Toronto. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-...
58m Apr 26, 2023
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2036: Summer House: A RadHouse Divided
'Lito and Hubbhouse fight over Danielle on the latest Summer House (S7E11). Is there hope for the three-legged stool of friendship? Or will Danielle be joining Paige's group? Plus, olives! This is a Crappens on Demand episode. Watch here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82049188/
1hr 35m Apr 25, 2023
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2035: Top Chef: Look Padma, No Hands!
On Top Chef (S20 E7), the contestants must use emoji inspiration to impress chef Gaggan Anand. Afterwards, they cook with a message in a hand-held elimination challenge.
1hr 29m Apr 25, 2023
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2034: RHUGT: Villa Bye
The journey in Thaliand comes to an end on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3 E7), but not before Alexia expresses "concern" about Whitney's behavior on the trip. Plus, the bottle mystery reaches a satisfying conclusion.
1hr 15m Apr 24, 2023
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2033: PumpRules: Ain't Mistress Behavin'
We bring Scandoval to Philadelphia as we recap the latest Vanderpump Rules (S10 E11) episode. Raquel gets caught up in a minor Oliver twist, and Katie debuts her new curly-haired man. Plus, the first major signs of nefarious infidelity emerge amongst separate mistress accusations. This show is a beautiful mess.
1hr 57m Apr 23, 2023
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2032: RHONJ: This Is Why We Can't Have Niece Things
Live from Toronto, we're recapping the latest Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E11) adventures in Ireland. And it wouldn't be a Jersey ep without Tre and Melissa scrapping about fambily — this time Antonia. Thanks to everyone who showed up tonight in Canada :)
1hr 31m Apr 22, 2023
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2031: Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Karen Gonna Karen
Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E02) is still stuck on the dock with a broken motor. Will Colin save the day? And how long will it take for Karen to Karen? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
1hr 15m Apr 19, 2023
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2030: Summer House: Housewarning
Summer House (S10#07) celebrates Lindsay and Carl's housewarming but danger: Danielle and Lindsay are determined to have it out about who calls each other the least. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
1hr 4m Apr 18, 2023
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2029: Top Chef: Picnic Blanket Statements
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef (S20E06) takes us on a picnic and Sara gets the blanket all crusty. Don't rush off, cuz we're forced to watch a Last Chance Kitchen to get the ending. In the end, it was all delicious. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patr...
1hr 27m Apr 18, 2023
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2028: RHUGT: Pole-ar Opposites
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Whitney throws a Tantric themed party on this week's Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S03E06) and Alexia turns into a Puritan. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcr...
1hr 7m Apr 17, 2023
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2027: PumpRules: I SheShoo Do
Scheana and Brock tie the knot on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E10) and Katie rage comes a flyin' after news of the Scwartz and Raquel kiss hits the streets. Also, we talk a bit about Sandoval's interview with Howie Mandell. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates:...
2hr 18m Apr 13, 2023
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2026: RHONJ: The L Word Ireland
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Ireland (S13E10) for Tre's bachelorette party, but it's not long for the L word to be brought up. Will Danielle spill the tea she's just been poured? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreo...
1hr 27m Apr 12, 2023
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2025: Below Deck Sailing: Failing Yacht
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Below Deck Sailing (S04E01) is back with a yacht that's clearly not up to the task. Thankfully there's a fresh man bun to keep Gary on his toes. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://w...
1hr 6m Apr 11, 2023
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2024: RHUGT: Bottled Up Emotions
Tensions are escalating on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 (S3E5) as Gizelle goes bonkers looking for her tequila bottle. Plus, Leah falls over.
1hr 35m Apr 11, 2023
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2023: Top Chef: Kent Hardly Wait
This week on Top Chef (S20E5), the contestants must cook with honey and mead for a sweet Quickfire. Afterwards, they trundle up to Kent for an overnight meal that they'll be serving family style.
1hr 34m Apr 10, 2023
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2022: Pump Rules: The Young & The Wrist Weights
After Tom Schwartz made a crazy appearance on Watch What Happens Live!, we knew we had to recap it. We were so blown away that our wrist weights almost fell off. Plus, the Avery Singer of it all was a delight. This was originally going to be a bonus ep for Patreon, but since it went 90 minutes; we've decided to release it as a proper full episode on the main feed (Bonus Patreon tier supporte...
1hr 33m Apr 09, 2023
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2021: Pump Rules: Preferred Club Listless
Scheana's wedding weekend in Mexico continues on Vanderpump Rules (S10E9), and Katie manages to be the most talked about guest without actually being a guest. Plus, Schwarz and Raquel finally kiss. So much depravity. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81120091
1hr 19m Apr 06, 2023
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2020: RHONJ: Her Cup Runneth Over
The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E9) gather to have their fortunes read, and Danielle tries to end speculation about her fight with her brother. Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81097497
1hr 28m Apr 05, 2023
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2019: Summer House: Old Man Mullet
Kyle turns forty on Summer House, which takes his mohawk game to an even sadder level. Lindsielle deteriorates further, Robert looks like he's hatching an escape plan, and a himbo with a pearl necklace threatens to breathe some life into this season. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreo...
1hr 2m Apr 04, 2023
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2018: RHUGT: Mardi Faux Pas
The ladies of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand have a Mardi Gras party, and Whitney and Heather keep fighting about the Outer Darkness. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ Tour Da...
1hr 4m Apr 04, 2023
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2017: Top Chef: Risky Biscuits
Top Chef takes on the every risky biscuits before heading to a stadium for some good ole fashion team sports. Congrats! Here's your troph...wait. Gail you're not supposed to be eating the trophies. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watch...
1hr 15m Apr 03, 2023
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2016: PumpRules Live in San Francisco: Swim Up Fool
We're live at San Francisco's Palace of Fine Arts for this week's Vanderpump Rules episode. James slowly unravels when Raquel is unimpressed with his swim up room in Mexico, Scheana tries to make a seating arrangement for her Mexican wedding, and Katie gets down and dirty with Kristina. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://ww...
1hr 42m Apr 01, 2023
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2015: RHONJ Live in Seattle: No No, PJs
We're live at the Neptune Theater in Seattle for this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey recap. There's a party at the Fuda's shore house, and Luis creeps us out even further with a story about his latest night time attire. Will Tre's eyes blink right out of her head? For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.c...
1hr 39m Mar 31, 2023
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2014: RHUGT: Carnival Cruise
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* It's Real Housewives of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand episode 3! In this ep, Leah gets called out for her Leah-ness and the Real Housewives Boat Curse strikes again. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheate...
1hr 25m Mar 30, 2023
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2015: RHUGT: Welcome to Your Elephantasy
Buckle up for elephants and drag names on the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3E2). Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2013-80725228
1hr 32m Mar 29, 2023
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2012: Summer House: Wine & Cheesy
This week on Summer House (S7E07), we see fractures in Danielle's relationship with Robert, and Lindsay wants to throw down on girls night. Plus, Chris continues to be a total dud.
1hr 8m Mar 28, 2023
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2011: RHOM: One Life To Liver
The Real Housewives of Miami reunion (S5E19) comes to a rousing conclusion with one of the great trolling moments in Bravo reunion history. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 10m Mar 27, 2023
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2010: RHUGT: Crossed Off The Phuket List
Heather Gay and Meredith Marks join us for our very first live show in Salt Lake City before we dive into our recap of the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip season 3 premiere! We're covering everything from Heather trying to knock Leah off the wagon to Marysol's stomach ache.
1hr 53m Mar 25, 2023
1hr 53m
2009: PumpRules: It's Not Hard To See That Room Is Mine
Scheana and Katie argue about THE LAST HOTEL ROOM IN MEXICO on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E7). Plus, Raquel stands up to Lala again, and James and Ally get a tarot card reading. Thanks to our audience in Denver who came out to this live recording!
1hr 40m Mar 24, 2023
1hr 40m
2008: RHONJ: Hula Let The Dogs Out?
On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E7), the Gorgas invite everyone down to their Shore house for an incredibly authentic luau featuring fresh-rolled cigars, focaccia lobsters, and of course a pepperoni pizza decorated like the American flag. You can practically smell the Maui breeze coming through the TV! Hey! This is Crappens on Demand. Watch here: https://www.patreon.com/posts...
1hr 45m Mar 22, 2023
1hr 45m
2007: Below Deck: The Final Godd**mit!
We celebrate a decade of Below Deck and say goodbye to our fearless, sexy leader. Godspeed, Captain Lee! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr Mar 21, 2023
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2006: Summer House: Look Who's Montauking
Carl and Lindsay show a couple of relationship cracks this week on Summer House when Lindsay wants to keep the party going and Carl wants to ... do anything else. Also, someone told Gabby her boobs looked fake and we're never going to hear the end of it. This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.co...
1hr 18m Mar 21, 2023
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2005: #2005 RHOM: Whack Job
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami spends its second reunion allowing Larsa to make more an more of an ass of herself. It's gold. Pure gold, Jerry! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://...
1hr 19m Mar 20, 2023
1hr 19m
2004: Top Chef: Puttin' On the Ritz
Top Chef sells its soul to Ritz crackers before moving onto a humble rice challenge. Crackers and Rice. Did you MEAN to title your autobiography, Gail? This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy...
1hr 24m Mar 17, 2023
1hr 24m
2003: PumpRules: Lake Have-a-seat
Vanderpump Rules centers around the lowest vibration girls trip of all time. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 54m Mar 16, 2023
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2002: RHONJ: A League of Their Groan
Dolores hosts another charity softball game on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E6) while Jennifer and Teresa explore the wide world of therapy. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2002-80065035
1hr 9m Mar 15, 2023
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2001: Summer House: Carl's Quiet On The Festerin' Front
On this week's Summer House (S7E5), Carl reacts to Danielle's accusations of being too passive against Kyle. Plus Mya has a negative reaction to Gabby's privilege.
1hr 17m Mar 14, 2023
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2000: RHOM: Age Is Just a Jersey Number - Live from ATL
It's our 2000th's episode, and we're celebrating with a live recording of The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E17) in Atlanta! We're talking reunion part 1, which features Lisa talking about her divorce, Alexia defending her star power, and Larsa interrupting all of the above.
1hr 24m Mar 13, 2023
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