1999: Top Chef: Did You MEAN To Be British?
Top Chef is back, and this time it's more British-y than ever before! That's because it's season premiere of season 20, specifically TOP CHEF WORLD ALL-STARS. So great having Padma et. al. back, and of course, we can't have a Top Chef premiere without our traditional disclaimer: we love Gail Simmons. She is our favorite. We just like to pretend that Padma HATES Gail. We love Padma too! It'...
1hr 46m Mar 12, 2023
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1998: PumpRules: Paris in the Schwing-time Live in Charlotte
We're live at the Booth Theater in Charlotte with a Vanderpump Rules (S10E05) recap. Katie plans a girls trip, which of course turns into misery for everyone involved besides Raquel, who makes out with Garcelle's son. This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
1hr 55m Mar 10, 2023
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1997: RHONJ: Drunk Histories
Jennifer Fessler hosts a BBQ on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E5) which devolves into a screaming matching between Marge and Jennifer. Later, Danielle hosts a Barbie party in Staten Island. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79716107/
1hr 17m Mar 08, 2023
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1996: Below Deck: DM-inent Drama
Ben must control his loins on this week's Below Deck (S10E15) as he works with his social media crush, Leigh Ann. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79713512
1hr 27m Mar 08, 2023
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1995: Summer House: Trust Fail
Danielle seems like she might get her head out of Lindsay's bum on this week's Summer House, but old habits are hard to break on slumber party night. I hope you guys can sleep through the sounds of Amanda's sobs. This week's premium bonus is free! It's all about the Vanderpump Rules scandal. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: http...
1hr 19m Mar 07, 2023
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1994: RHOP: Tell Me Lies
Real Housewives of Potomac ends its three part reunion with Mia lying her ass off about literally everything, Chris yelling at Gizelle, and ChaCha bringing...absolutely nothing to the table. Hey, we had fun! This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour D...
1hr 41m Mar 07, 2023
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1993: Bonus #438: End of a Sandriana Era: PumpRules Special
Major scandal went down in the Bravoverse last west weekend and we're here to mourn and scream together. This is a Patreon Bonus that is free to everyone this week. If you want more bonus episodes like this, join our Patreon at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 3m Mar 06, 2023
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1992: 2023 Golden Crappies, Part 2
Welcome back to the 2023 Golden Crappies! Here's part two of the big show. If you missed part 1, you can find it here: https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens-wondery/episodes/7475da52-adfa-4037-99ef-cacff05f6a02 Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Ariel, Kiki Monique, Aesha Scott, Lisa Barlow, Jake Anthony, Margaret Josephs...
1hr 6m Mar 05, 2023
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1991: 2023 Golden Crappies, Part 1
The 2023 Golden Crappies were held on February 24th, 2023 at The Wiltern in Los Angeles amidst a shocking Southern California blizzard. We would have it no other way. Come listen to the big show where we dole out awards for the best and worst on Bravo over the past year. Guests include Mercedes Javid, Kate Flannery, Keltie Knight, Kate Chastain, Ariana Madix, Krystina Ariel, Kiki Monique, A...
1hr 15m Mar 04, 2023
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1990: RHOM: Melting Shots
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Adriana tries to apologize at the Melting Pot Party on the Real Housewives of Miami season finale (S05E16), but will it be enough? And whose legs is Julia eating? For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
1hr 15m Mar 03, 2023
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1989: PumpRules: CharKatieRie Day
Vanderpump Rules features a lot of extras tonight. Raquel asks Schwartz for a makeout, Katie cries over charcuterie, and James returns to James Mountain. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:/...
1hr 44m Mar 02, 2023
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1988: RHONJ: Bubble Trouble
Teresa has a Love Bubble Housewarming party. Will her brudder show up? Or will he stay home crying like the sad little meatball he is? For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priv...
1hr 10m Mar 02, 2023
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1987: Below Deck: Return of the King
Captain Lee makes a triumphant return to Below Deck and Haley celebrates her birthday by picking her nose on the phone w her boyfriend and talking about her smelly butt. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N...
1hr 5m Mar 01, 2023
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1986: Summer House: Ride or Cry Friend
Danielle and Kyle find themselves at odds on Summer House (S7E03) over their loyalties to Carl. Meanwhile, Paige hosts a tea party, and Sam invites a hot trainer to the house.
1hr 9m Feb 28, 2023
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1985: RHOP: Cookies and Monsters
Part two of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion (S7E19) features accusations of cookie eating at Bar One and a frank conversation about colorism. Plus, Jac is back!
1hr 14m Feb 28, 2023
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1984: RHOM: My Left Out Foot - Live from Scottsdale
Adriana puts her foot into her mouth and can't get it out on Real Housewives of Miami (S5E15). This episode is like her music video premiere: on on fyah!
1hr 31m Feb 24, 2023
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1983: PumpRules: Don't ShiShoot The Messenger
It's a wild episode of Vanderpump Rules (S10E3) as Katie and Schwartz revert to their old selves and drag everyone into their misery. Great for us, sucky for them. Must protect ShiShu!! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://ow.ly/K5Qe50N0cZq See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 46m Feb 23, 2023
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1982: RHONJ: Snub Thumping
On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E3), Joe Gorga is pissed that Tre and Luis have snubbed Melissa's fambily. Can things ever be fixed?? Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/79068607
1hr 42m Feb 22, 2023
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1981: Below Deck: Queens and (Turkey) Clubs
Karma catches up to Alissa on this week's Below Deck and a new motley crew of pageant queens comes aboard to wipe their hoohaws on towels and demand turkey clubs. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy ...
1hr 7m Feb 21, 2023
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1980: Summer House: Don't Worry Carling
Something seems a bit robotic in RadHouseland on Summer House, and Kyle gets wasted and drags an absent Carl in front of everyone. No matter who makes up or who doesn't, just know this: Gabby will never accept a male cancer. This week's premium bonus is our first foray into the world of ChatGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-che...
1hr 33m Feb 21, 2023
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1979: RHOP: Board Fleeting
The Real Housewives of Potomac begins its reunion month with Mia on the grill about her multiple lies and mysterious mathematics. Everyone is dressed insanely, Candiace sprinkles in a couple of low reads, and Gizelle denies denies denies. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.co...
1hr 27m Feb 21, 2023
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1978: RHOM: Bruja Mar
The Real Housewives of Miami are still staying at the Baha Mar and Adriana throws a temper tantrum when some rough housing leads to a hurt foot. Also, there is a side by side pic of Alexia next to a barracuda that's just not right. Not right at all. This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhat...
54m Feb 17, 2023
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1977: PumpRules: Check Please
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules celebrates the Daily Mail party for Schwartz and Sandy's. Well, most of them do. Katie shows up to cry about not being loved more than the restaurant. At the restaurant. Awkward! This week's bonus Patreon episode is our first foray into ChaptGPT. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: http...
1hr 29m Feb 17, 2023
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1976: RHONJ: Can't See The Forest for the Cheese
A mozzarella party on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E2) goes sideways when Jennifer and Margaret get into a fight, which then turns into a fight with Jennifer and Dolores, which then turns into a fight with Melissa and Teresa. Ben's mic went haywire during this recording. We tried to fix the audio as best we could, but there was only so much we could do. Sorry for the crappy audio!! Watch...
1hr 45m Feb 15, 2023
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1975: Below Deck: Drawing a Line in the Sandy
Sandy is mad as hell, and she's not gonna take it anymore! It's a tense episode of Below Deck (S10E12) as Fraser and his team feel the captain's wrath! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 22m Feb 14, 2023
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1974: Summer House: Summer Lovin' Happened So Fast
Summer House (S7E1) is back, babe! Are you watching, babe? Because, babe, Carl and Lindsay are offish a couple, and, like, babe, there's already friction in the house, babe. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 40m Feb 14, 2023
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1973: RHOM: The Lyin', The Witch, and the Wardrobes
The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E13) head to the Bahamas for a friendship reset. And nothing says sisterhood like accusations of witchcraft! Plus, flamingos! Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78510002
1hr Feb 10, 2023
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1972: PumpRules: A Happy New Beginning...
It's the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules (S10E1), and so much has changed: Katie and Tom are divorcing, Lala and Rand are donezo, and Raquel and James are exploring new relationships. Just about the only thing that's the same is our beacon of light, Scheana. Her face does not sweat! Watch this ep with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/78475950
1hr 52m Feb 09, 2023
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Wondery Presents: Stolen Hearts
Sergeant Jill Evans is a small town cop in Wales with an impressive record in her job, and a less than impressive record in her love life. After three engagements, two divorces and one affair, she’s beginning to worry that love is only true in fairy tales. That is until she meets: Dean. He’s a wealthy beauty entrepreneur with his own range of toiletries. Girl meets boy. Boy meets girl. They ki...
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1971: RHONJ: Brudders and Sisters
Real Housewives of New Jersey is back! There are some old wounds to lick and a ton of new friend ofs to mix up the dynamic. Can they keep this season from being All About the Gorgas? This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com...
1hr 25m Feb 08, 2023
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1970: #1970: Below Deck: Fraser Tag
Chef Rachel and Captain Sandy set their laser sights on Fraser on this week's Below Deck, and he starts to spin out control. Yay! This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art...
1hr 7m Feb 07, 2023
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1969: RHOP: Holy Splatrimony
Real Housewives of Potomac (S07E17) ends its season at Candiace's video release party where the Green Eyed Bandits and Ashley try to crescendo their fake storylines and fall flat on their asses. Also, Robyn went on Watch What Happens Live to do a little damage control and proves that even burdened with fresh scandal, she just needs a nap. This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown....
1hr 20m Feb 07, 2023
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1968: Live in Dallas #RHOSLC: Master Baiters
Real Housewives of Salt Lake ends its season as Crappens begins its live tour extravaganza. Will Whitney understand language by the end of this reunion? Will Heather admit to anything? Will Meredith hold her damn head still? This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
1hr 27m Feb 04, 2023
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1967: Live in Austin RHOM: Gringo of Fire
We begin our Cheater Brand Tour at Emo's in Austin, Texas with a Real Housewives of Miami (S05E12) recap. Nicole made waves when she threw her Ay-Mex at a lawyer and it causes a fight at the Gringo dinner. Will Alexia be able to forgive her? And is anyone going to say anything to Todd about his blazer? This week's premium bonus is a #RHONJ trailer breakdown. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwha...
1hr 14m Feb 03, 2023
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1966: PumpRules: Season 10 Trailer Breakdown
Vanderpump Rules is returning, and we're all in. Chef Joe, prepare a special! *This was originally a bonus episode on our Patreon. We'll be a bit late with #RHOSLC and #RHOM this week due to them being live shows, so take this extra as a gift. If you want the video or this week's premium #RHONJ trailer breakdown, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcra...
1hr 10m Feb 02, 2023
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1967: Below Deck Adventure: Cave The Best For Last
On the season finale of Below Deck Adventure (S1 E13), Jess must decide if she wants to cook in a fancy cave or throw herself into the fjord. Plus, Carol, the most stylish woman in Singapore, makes the stews wear tissue paper dresses.
1hr 17m Feb 01, 2023
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1964: BELOW DECK: Ross Mess For Less
Camille makes a surprise re-appearance on Below Deck (S10 E10), and Katie continues to pine for Ross, despite him giving every indication that he's not pine-worthy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 17m Jan 31, 2023
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1963: RHOP: A Strip Down Memory Lane
On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac (S7E16), Gizelle and Mia throw Robyn a bachelorette party at a strip club, and Charrisse shares memories of Karen getting drunk and banging a worker in a bathroom. Hey! This recap is available to watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/77981811
1hr 8m Jan 31, 2023
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1962: RHOM: Miami Advice
This week on Real Housewives of Miami (S5 E11), Alexia invites a lawyer to lunch, ostensibly to offer advice, but instead he becomes witness to Nicole taking down Larsa. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr 7m Jan 27, 2023
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1961: RHOSLC: That's What Friend-Ofs Are For
The season three reunion for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S3 E15) is here! But Jen Shah, however, is not. Instead, our plucky second-string of Angie H., Angie K., and Danna takes the stage. Watch our video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1961-77798650
1hr 33m Jan 27, 2023
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1960: Below Deck Adventure: Can't Hardly Wait
On this week's Below Deck Adventure (S1 E12), Jess reaches her breaking point after having to wait two hours for guests to sit down for dinner. Also, small horses with Scandinavian gaits!
1hr 31m Jan 25, 2023
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1959: Southern Hospitality: Maddi As Hell and Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
On the season finale of Southern Hospitality (S1 Ep8), Joey Marbles finally confesses his love for Maddi, but this romcom doesn't end quite the way it does in the movies... Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here (https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1959-77702892?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link) . See Privacy Policy...
1hr 34m Jan 25, 2023
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1958: Below Deck: Bye Bye Miss American Sigh
Below Deck gets rid of it's idiot deck stew ish, but will Captain Sandy have more time to focus on everyone else's faults? And will Ben ever stop crying? For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notic...
1hr 20m Jan 24, 2023
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1957: RHOP: Doppelhüger
The Real Housewives of Potomac are in Mexico to accuse each other of cheating or being cheated on. Wendy and Mia call a truce, and things get even weirder when Karen accuses Juan of sleeping with her doppelgänger. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Poli...
1hr 15m Jan 23, 2023
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1956: RHOM: Mirror Ball
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami celebrates Nicole's engagement at a swanky party Larsa was uninvited to through a dollar store mirror. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https:...
1hr 19m Jan 19, 2023
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1955: Below Deck Adventure: Snack Attacked
Below Deck Adventure gets a bit spicy when Jess refuses to provide snacks after a horse ride. Faye's power lipstick has an uphill battle tonight. Also, Seth gets a bit of power and immediately upgrades his dick status. This week's premium bonus is a talk about season one of Peacock's "Traitors". Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and C...
1hr Jan 18, 2023
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1954: Southern Hospitality: PB and Gay
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Southern Hospitality celebrates gay pride with its second coming out episode of the season. TJ finds a guy into vacuuming, Mikel has a hot date, and Grace Lily terrifies a neighborhood by sunbathing. For our premium bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watc...
1hr 22m Jan 17, 2023
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1953: Below Deck: Extra Valueless Camille
Camille drinks on the job, and for a moment it looks like she's going to get away with it on this week's Below Deck (S10 Ep8). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
1hr Jan 17, 2023
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1952: RHOP: Love the Sinner, Hate the Cenote
On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac (S7 EP14), Karen and Charisse get to the bottom of their feud (maybe?) in Tulum. Meanwhile, there's still no progress for Wendy and Mia or Mia and Jacqueline.
1hr 16m Jan 17, 2023
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1951: RHOM: Always BBL My Baby
On this week's Real Housewives of Miami (S5 E9), Adriana gets a butt lift, and Lenny makes an unreasonably grocery demand of Lisa. Plus, Julia and Martina rekindle their love, despite horribly overcooked fish.
1hr 22m Jan 13, 2023
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