RGIP: French Connections
This week on Real Girlfriends in Paris, Emily floats her way into a prestigious internship while Yoanne makes life hell for Victoria. There's also cheese.
1hr 15m Sep 14, 2022
1hr 15m
Below Deck Med: Don't Toy With Me
Natasha whips a dildo out on the wrong guests this week on Below Deck Med, and Kyle mopes around after losing the love of his life. Also, a lot of orange juice was purchased. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 34m Sep 13, 2022
1hr 34m
House of the Dragon: Plan Tea
Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Well, it's finally here. The Flowers in the Attic episode of House of the Dragon. RayRay has her full Euphoria moment on this episode, and we're here to break it all down. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 25m Sep 13, 2022
1hr 25m
RHOA: Bird Box
The Real Housewives of Atlanta begins its reunion with Sheree trying to explain why she doesn't pay for bills, Kandi letting Marlo have it for accusing her of not helping people, and birds chirping. So. Many. Bird. Chirps. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 13m Sep 12, 2022
1hr 13m
Southern Charm: Little Raya of Sunshine
It’s Patricia’s yearly boys night on Southern Charm. Shep defends his choice not to delete a dating app while across town at girls night, Taylor defends her choice not to sign up for a dating app. Garsh! This week's premium Patreon bonus is a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 27m Sep 09, 2022
1hr 27m
#1846 Real Girlfriends in Paris: Basic Beh-bees
Bravo has gifted us with Real Girlfriends in Paris, which is about a bunch of basic Americans in...you guessed it. Paris. Brace yourselves for ranch being pulled out of purses. This week's premium Patreon bonus will be a trailer breakdown for the new season of Real Housewives of Potomac. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 10m Sep 09, 2022
1hr 10m
RHOBH: Hard of Earring
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika blossoms (rots?) into the unabashed cartoon villain we always knew she was when she yells at widows and orphans for making her look bad over a pair of unreturned diamond earringson this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Kathy gets her turn of the group turning on her. Have fun with that! This week's premium...
1hr 38m Sep 08, 2022
1hr 38m
BelowDeckMed: Quite Frankly
Kyle crosses some professional lines as he falls truly madly deeply in love with Frank, a charter guest who suffers from GWD (gay wit deficiency). Is this the start of another Below Deck Mediterranean romance?
1hr 7m Sep 07, 2022
1hr 7m
House of the Dragon: From Stags to Riches
This week on House of the Dragon, there's a stag hunt, more unsavory betrothal suggestions, and a confrontation with an enemy feared across all of Westeros: tiny crabs! Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71623484?pr=true
1hr 17m Sep 07, 2022
1hr 17m
RHOA: She Did It By Shereé
It finally happened: Shereé Whitfield put on a fashion show with fashions, how undreadful! Yes, on the Real Housewives of Atlanta season finale, we at long last get to see Shereé's sartorial vision — and Tyrone too! What a night!
1hr 16m Sep 07, 2022
1hr 16m
SouthernCharm: Thanks But No Thanksgiving
Austen invites ALMOST everyone over for Friendsgiving on Southern Charm, and we discover that Paige dislikes Naomi almost as much as she does squash casserole. Plus, we talk about fat cats.
1hr 22m Sep 02, 2022
1hr 22m
RHOSLC: Salt Lake Season 3 Trailer Breakdown
The season three trailer for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has arrived, and we are so hyped for it! Join us as we break down every shot, frame by frame. Watch along with us with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71426464?pr=true
51m Sep 02, 2022
51m
RHOBH: Lick My Aspen
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally heads to Aspen for its much hyped major cast trip of the season. Predictably, the first night culminates in the group ganging up on Sutton and Diana calling her a cut fitness. Great work, team! Catch this recap on video with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71384532?pr=true
1hr 18m Sep 01, 2022
1hr 18m
Below Deck Med: Customer Satisfaction
Below Deck Med keeps it crazy this week when Kyle ponders giving a guest the best customer service one can give. This week's bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 1m Aug 30, 2022
1hr 1m
House of the Dragon: Leggo My Eggo
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week's House of the Dragon finds RayRay staring down the beautiful eyes of her weirdo brother over a stolen egg while the King decides to marry young. Thankfully, not THAT young. This week's premium Patreon bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 5m Aug 30, 2022
1hr 5m
RHOA: Catwalk Backtalk
The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kenya and Marlo at a joint surprise party, and Sheree worries that she may have another fashion show with no fashions. This week's premium bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
54m Aug 29, 2022
54m
Southern Charm: Egg Tosser
Southern Charm is on vacation at a Frank Lloyd Wright house where Shep shows his true colors (again) and Taylor refuses to let the egg drop. This week's premium bonus is a talk about Big Brother. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 20m Aug 26, 2022
1hr 20m
Married to Medicine: Dollar Rains and Growing Pains
The ladies of Married to Medicine are still in Vegas and this week the strippers come out to play. Heavenly does some deep soul searching and Quad talks about self pleasure. A LOT. This week's premium bonus is a talk about our Amazon front pages and bad trendy restaurants. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
50m Aug 24, 2022
50m
BelowDeckMed: You Can't Handle the Tooth
There's pure chaos on Below Deck Mediterranean this week as the yacht crashes into a dolphin, Kyle's tooth gets infected, and the stabilizers go out of commission.
1hr 5m Aug 23, 2022
1hr 5m
RHOA: The River Mild
The Jamaica trip concludes this week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but not without some bickering, some river rafting, and a healing dose of KFC.
1hr 2m Aug 23, 2022
1hr 2m
Winter Is Crappening: The Girl with the Dragon Taboo
At long last House of the Dragon is here. There are dragons, there is bloodshed, and there is a body part that SHALL NOT BE NAMED. Did you watch? We are all in! Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70892297?pr=true
1hr 32m Aug 22, 2022
1hr 32m
Southern Charm: Frank Lloyd Righteous
This week on Southern Charm, the gang heads to a Frank Lloyd Wright house to drink, capture lizards, and make fun of Craig. Just the usual stuff!
1hr 19m Aug 19, 2022
1hr 19m
RHOBH: Disco Stewing
Garcelle and Erika clash at Rinna's disco party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, Kathy is still reeling from the "Homeless and Toothless Foundation." Watch us record our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70698634?pr=true
1hr 24m Aug 18, 2022
1hr 24m
Married to Medicine: Vegas Vibes
The ladies of Married to Medicine are in Vegas. Will Conetessa and Heavenly make up? Will Toya find bacon? And will Jackie ever stop talking about her toys? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
54m Aug 17, 2022
54m
Below Deck Med: Great Ex-pecations
Natasha goes running back to her ex on this week's Below Deck Med, and the twerker returns to the show. Will Zi's pant-tent be able to stay folded? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 9m Aug 16, 2022
1hr 9m
RHOA: Sprained Relations
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to Jamaica, where Kenya shows up late to everything and then gets mad at Sanya about it. Classic. Also, Drew sprains her ankle. It's a really action packed episode, what can we say? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 3m Aug 16, 2022
1hr 3m
Winter Is Crappening: House of the Dragon Trailer Breakdown
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* HBO is giving us a prequel to Game of Thrones, so Winter is Crappening is back to take on House of the Dragon. Ronnie and Ben take on dragon privilege, terrible blonde wigs, and a little girl that starts as a mini real housewife and grows into Jessica Biel with cornstalk hair. Join us, won't you? This week's premium Patreon...
59m Aug 15, 2022
59m
Southern Charm: Fetching the Knot
Shep's dog is forced into marrying Patricia's, and Marcie tells everyone she's pregnant over and over again. Welcome to a very special canine wedding episode of Southern Charm! This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 21m Aug 12, 2022
1hr 21m
#1823 RHOBH: Homeless Not Couthless
Dorit and PK have the ladies over for a charity dinner and Rinna loses her shit and starts screaming about old issues she forgot she resolved last week. Thankfully, Melissa Ehteridge is there to remind Diana what real singing sounds like after we are subjected to another concert by Chip. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 21m Aug 11, 2022
1hr 21m
Married2Med: The Suite Life of Jackie and Simone
The cast of Married to Medicine heads to Vegas for a girls trip, but not before the husbands bury the hatchet, as it were.
46m Aug 10, 2022
46m
BelowDeckMed: Why You So Obsessed With Me?
Dave crosses the line with stalker texts on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, causing all sorts of drama on board. Plus, a new deckhand is on her way as Raygan heads for smoother seas.
1hr Aug 09, 2022
1hr
RHOA: Let's Get Together and Feel Alright
The Real Housewives of Atlanta head to Jamaica for their cast trip, and love is in the air for Kenya! Sort of. Not really. Meanwhile, Marlo challenges Ralph's parenting choices, which doesn't sit too well with Kandi.
1hr 5m Aug 08, 2022
1hr 5m
Southern Charm: Every Dog Has Its Wedding Day
After Shep's dog defiles Patricia's virginal pooch Peaches, canine nuptials are set into motion on Southern Charm. Meanwhile, Craig draws a line in the sand with Naomie, and Venita makes up with Olivia. Hey! This is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70118964?pr=true
1hr 20m Aug 05, 2022
1hr 20m
RHOBH: Every Rosé Has Its Thorn
If you have a rosé tasting and half your castmates aren't there to see it, did you ever really have a rosé tasting? That's one of the many existential questions lurking within the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which features Rinna airing some unfinished business with Sutton. Don't just listen to the episode, watch it too with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/7...
1hr 28m Aug 04, 2022
1hr 28m
#1817 Married to Medicine: U-hauloween
It's Halloween on Married to Medicine, and Anila pulls her husband into a shady prank on the Harrises. May the man spats commence! This week's bonus episode is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 10m Aug 03, 2022
1hr 10m
Below Deck Med: Save the Dolphins!
Raygan leads the crew to a dolphin fail on Below Deck Med while Chef Dave wrestles with his man feelings and Captain Sandy asks Norma to do her a solid. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
59m Aug 02, 2022
59m
RHOA: Where There's a Will, There's My Way
Todd and Kandi go back and forth on estate planning this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Fun! Also, Sanya tries to force a couples trip on the non couples and Drew tries it with Sheree again. And fails. Again. This week's bonus is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
51m Aug 01, 2022
51m
Southern Charm: Mind Shuck
Chleb gets messy on Southern Charm and Olivia gives Venita a shuck you non invite to her parents' party. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 19m Jul 29, 2022
1hr 19m
#1813 RHODubai: Bother of the Bride
Caroline Stanbury finally marries Sergio on this week's Real Housewives of Dubai, and the Ladies of London jump all over Ayan for trying to steal the spotlight. Will any falcons on trapezes strap sparklers to their necks for the occasion? Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
52m Jul 29, 2022
52m
RHOBH: Hear The Angels' Voices
Erika performs an unplanned duet with Asher on a very merry Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, there's more discussion about drinking, and PK explains what that whole DUI situation is. This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch our recap here: https://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 28m Jul 28, 2022
1hr 28m
BelowDeckMed: These Are The Daves of Our Lives
Dave and Natasha try to keep their relationship under wraps on Below Deck Mediterranean, but the rest of the yentas on board know something's up. Meanwhile, Raygan proves to be as good a dancer as she is a bosun.
1hr 9m Jul 26, 2022
1hr 9m
RHOA: Righteous, Gemstones
Marlo's trip to the mountains goes haywire on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but even though it was cut short, at least we got more FATUM!
1hr 3m Jul 25, 2022
1hr 3m
RHUGT: Shaker What Your Momma Gave You
It's the season finale for Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 2, and we wrap up the rollercoaster with some canoeing, some worship, and a casual joke that doesn't land quite right. We'll miss you, Bluestone Manor!
1hr 1m Jul 22, 2022
1hr 1m
Southern Charm: Charlotte Hornets' Nest
This week on Southern Charm, Venita tries to reason with Olivia — which doesn't work out so well — and the guys head up to Charlotte. Taylor should have nothing to worry about. Nothing at all! Don't just listen to the episode; watch it too! Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/69441543
1hr 25m Jul 22, 2022
1hr 25m
RHOBH: A Very Merry Halloween Christmas
On a very special Halloween Christmas episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, film royalty Jamie Lee Curtis slums it on Bravo to help her charity out. Plus, Kathy Hilton finally makes her return and Diana throws a Xmas party. This is a Crappens on Demand video. Catch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/69397858
1hr 20m Jul 21, 2022
1hr 20m
Below Deck Med: The Tipping Point
The boat almost tips over this week on Below Deck Med, but there's even more mess to clean up when the chef decides to out his secret relationship with the chief stew. Dun dun duunnnnn! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 11m Jul 19, 2022
1hr 11m
RHOA: Blue Ridge Molehills
Kenya decides to join the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta on their trip to the Blue Ridge Mountains, and the petty fighting over not much begins. Sheree has toe drama, Kandi refuses to leave without eating first, and Drew keeps trying to start but no one will let her. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
50m Jul 18, 2022
50m
RHUGT: Christmas is Paused!
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Ronnie takes a solo shot at Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season 2 Episode 6 while Ben recovers from the 'vid, and it's just in time for Dorinda's humbling, Brandi's "redemption", and Taylor's incredibly weird blow drying sesh. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 14m Jul 15, 2022
1hr 14m
Southern Charm: Tea and Earring Strumpets w/ Ryan Bailey
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* With Ben still on the mend, Ronnie is joined by the hilarious maestro Ryan Bailey from So Bad It's Good With Ryan Bailey to discuss Southern Charm's tea party episode. Two solid hours of crazy. Enjoy, and find more of Ryan's work by following his show on Insta @sobaditsgoodwithryanbailey Find all of our premium bonuses and ...
1hr 59m Jul 15, 2022
1hr 59m
RHOBH: Holidazed and Confused w/ Nancy DaBoBo
Ben is out sick for this week's episode, so Ronnie calls his old family friend Nancy DaBoBo (Talkin' to Nancy on 636 AM in Loredo Texas) to join him. Warning: This episode will probably annoy the hell out of you. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have a pretty chill holiday episode, but Diana and Sutton go head to head in a nonsensical fight at a restaurant and everyone is left confused. Fin...
1hr 22m Jul 14, 2022
1hr 22m