#1801 BelowDeckMed: Yacht Rock
On the season premiere of Below Deck Mediterranean, Sandy is back with an almost entirely new crew. But most importantly, the boat nearly capsizes, and there's a terrible primary guest on board. Fun!
1hr 19m Jul 12, 2022
1hr 19m
RHOA: Incense and Sensibility
In an effort to distract herself from heartbreak, Shereé throws a pajama party at her Chateau on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. There's incense, penises, and booze. But most of all, there are 10 different aliases for Drew and Ralph.
1hr 19m Jul 11, 2022
1hr 19m
RHUGT: Dealing a Death Blow
Dorinda and Jill try to work through their deep-seated issues on the latest Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, but things take a turn when Brandy makes a low blow...
1hr 12m Jul 09, 2022
1hr 12m
Southern Charm: Pouty with a Chance of Meatballs
This week on Southern Charm, Austen learns that Madison is engaged, Shep reveals his fears of having a baby, and Kathryn and Chleb come to a crossroads. Plus, concerning developments surrounding meatballs, rain driving, and tuna maintenance.
1hr 22m Jul 08, 2022
1hr 22m
RHOBH: How Many Mucks Do I Give?
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Erika yells at Garcelle's 14-year-old son, and Sutton throws a mucky luncheon. Plus, Mauricio scratches his marble counter!
1hr 37m Jul 08, 2022
1hr 37m
RHUGT: The Roaring Fifties
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Dorinda throws a Prohibition party on the fourth episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. She makes Tamra cry, then she makes herself cry, then she makes Jill cry. Brown liquor for everyone! This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patre...
58m Jul 05, 2022
58m
#1795: Lasagna Confessions
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* In this very special Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip recap of episode 3, Dorinda cheats at a lasagna bakeoff and Brandi tries to learn what apologies are. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 20m Jul 04, 2022
1hr 20m
Southern Charm: Settling and Meddling
Naomi throws a welcome back party for herself on this week's Southern Charm and Olivia gets into her first cast fight. Also, Kathryn uses her new Keurig machine. Again. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 19m Jul 01, 2022
1hr 19m
RHOBH: Hewe I Aaaaam!
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Diana Jenkins the full fledged willain finally shows up on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and no one knows quite how to handle it. Also, breaking news! Kyle does the splits. This week's bonus is a talk about food, recipes, and Instagram chefs. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/wat...
1hr 21m Jun 30, 2022
1hr 21m
Below Deck Med Trailer Breakdown!
The new Below Deck Mediterranean trailer dropped recently, and we're here to break it down shot by shot, frame by frame. Come join us as we make flash impressions of the new cast and season! Watch the trailer along with us using Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68418243
52m Jun 29, 2022
52m
#1791 RHUGT: Take a Jill Pill
On the second episode of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, Pt. 2, Jill Zarin finally makes her belated appearance, and Brandi pushes Taylor to the brink during a coffee psychic dinner.
1hr 20m Jun 28, 2022
1hr 20m
RHOA: Can't Be Worked Out
This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marlo get into it at a Drop It With Drew class, which is shocking (mostly because there IS a Drop It With Drew class AND that Shereé managed to rustle up some She By Shereé merch for it).
53m Jun 27, 2022
53m
RHUGT: Mind Your Manors
The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip is back - as are eight ex-Housewives, who Peacock has shoved into Bluestone Manor as part of some sadistic social experiment. We couldn't be happier. This is Crappens on Demand! Watch our recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68223835
1hr 15m Jun 25, 2022
1hr 15m
Southern Charm: Eighth Time's The Charm
Season eight of Southern Charm premiered this week, and there's already so much drama out of the gate: did Naomie and Craig DO IT? Will Kathryn and Naomie mend fences? And what will happen to Shep and Craig? Looks like a fine mess to us!
1hr 29m Jun 24, 2022
1hr 29m
RHODubai: Caroline, or Change
This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, everyone wants something from Caroline: Sergio wants a baby, Lesa wants an explanation, and Ayan just wants a hug. But what does Caroline want? Apparently, to berate people.
52m Jun 24, 2022
52m
RHOBH: Pretty Little Messy
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates boats. The big ones, the small ones, the repossessed ones. Yes, the ladies are still in Punta Mita where Erika gets schnockered and dreams of the life she once had while a jellyfish tells Diana how we all feel about her. On this week's premium bonus episode, we talk about the Below Deck Sailing season finale and Father's Day. Find all of our premium b...
1hr 17m Jun 23, 2022
1hr 17m
RHOA: Curried Favor
Sanya has a not so surprise guest to fight with at her cooking party this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and a couple of the moms have things to say. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 15m Jun 20, 2022
1hr 15m
RHODubai: Belly Snub
The Real Housewives of Dubai celebrate a maternity fashion show and Caroline Stanbury snubs them all. This week's bonus episode is a Best and Worst list dedicated to body parts. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
56m Jun 17, 2022
56m
RHOBH: Crystal Crew Persuasion
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* While The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continue to mull over the word "dark", Sutton finally snaps, Erika tries to manipulate Crystal into being a weapon of Stracke destruction, and Diana gets in on the crying. The trauma of it all! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 35m Jun 16, 2022
1hr 35m
Below Deck Sailing: 'Til Dietary Restrictions Do You Part
There's a wedding and Celiac disease on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and if that doesn't get you excited, we don't know what will.
1hr 7m Jun 14, 2022
1hr 7m
BelowDeckDownUnder: Asea Asea Asea, Oi Oi Oi!
By popular demand, we are visiting the world of Below Deck Down Under! And of course we choose a kind of lame episode to recap. So, instead, we look back at the season and its horrific track record of professional shortcomings. Oh, and in case it isn't clear — Ryan sucks.
53m Jun 13, 2022
53m
RHOA: Cooking Up Drama
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Marlo pampers Sheree after her Philly debacle, and Sanya tries to bring the women together for some Jamaican cooking. Spoiler alert: things don't go well.
1hr 13m Jun 13, 2022
1hr 13m
RHODubai: The Girl and the Goat
This week on The Real Housewives of Dubai, the women celebrate American Thanksgiving, and no - Caroline Stanbury is not forced to wear a turkey hat again. However, Ayan does present an unexpected gift to Lesa. Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/67603714
1hr 4m Jun 10, 2022
1hr 4m
RHOBH: Welcome to Jurassic Dark
The "dark" controversy on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills crosses borders as the women head to Mexico for a much needed vacation from their three days of recovery from the last vacation. Plus, we say goodbye to the legendary Lois <3
1hr 13m Jun 09, 2022
1hr 13m
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Thy Seamen Cup Runneth Over
The Below Deck Sailing Yacht crew competes in a relay race with the Canadian guests and Ashley runs to tattle tale on Scarlet because she's still not getting any Gary in her life. This week's bonus is a chit chat about reading, Under the Banner of Heaven, and the moral quandary of engaging in reality TV picthforking. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
1hr 5m Jun 07, 2022
1hr 5m
RHOA: Bad Vibes
The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in NY, and this time Kandi has asked them all to wear remote controlled vibrating underwear. Will Ralph find a way to gaslight a cooch? If anyone can, it's this guy. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
48m Jun 07, 2022
48m
Top Chef: Trash Miso and Flo Pie
Top Chef ends its Houston season by crowning a winner, and Ripert has a stalker. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 30m Jun 06, 2022
1hr 30m
RHODubai: Desert Flower Power
There's a new Real Housewives in town, and that town is Dubai. The money! The opulence! The really high structures with glass floors that send children into panic attacks! We're in. This week's bonus is a trailer breakdown of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Ex Wives Club Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 9m Jun 03, 2022
1hr 9m
RHOBH: Back to the Couture
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Crystal hints at some "dark" (huge word, HUGE) statements Sutton made in the past to get herself out of trouble on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Erika Jayne says that the orphans and widows could be liars. Super classy episode. You can tell cuz people are wearing blazers backwards in the name of fashion....
1hr 31m Jun 02, 2022
1hr 31m
BelowDeckSailing: Race to the Bottom
The scalene love triangle on Below Deck Sailing Yacht continues to smolder away with Gary happily causing chaos amongst all the women. Plus, Canadians come on board.
54m Jun 01, 2022
54m
Top Chef: It Takes Tucson To Make a Thing Go Right
The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.The chefs head to Tucson, AZ on this week's Top Chef where they must work with carne seca, nopal, and chiltepin. Plus, there's a hanging cage.
1hr 20m May 31, 2022
1hr 20m
RHONJ: Throwing Shade, Cake - Live from Pittsburgh
We recently decided to revisit a classic Real Housewives of New Jersey for a live show in Pittsburgh, PA. Imagine our surprise when we received a phone call from Dolores Catania herself mid-recap! It was hard to hear her; so the conversation is a bit, um, disjointed, but who cares? One of the most thrilling surprises of the year for us! For those who wish to watch the NJ episode first, it's ...
1hr 51m May 30, 2022
1hr 51m
Chatting with the LadyGang!
It's the crossover moment that's been years in the making: LadyGang and Crappens! We chat about all things Bravo, anemia, and everything in between. Hope you all have as much fun listening as we did talking!
42m May 27, 2022
42m
RHOBH: Validation Caftans
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's a race to get their feelings validated when the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trek to La Quinta and try to emotionally one up each other. Will Sutton be forgiven? Will Crystal forgive everyone else for last year's drama? And why is Kyle yelling? Just sit back in your Kyle X Shahida caftan and enjoy. Find all of our ...
1hr 13m May 26, 2022
1hr 13m
Below Deck Sailing: Scarlet Fever
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has given Gary another woman to chase around the boat and Daisy has taken aways Ashley's dream of being second stew. With all this pandemonium, will the guests be able to eat...DUCK? Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
58m May 24, 2022
58m
#1766 RHOA: Peach and Tunnel
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to New York to see Kandi's Broadway show, but they end up trying to come up with compliments for Todd's New Jersey f pad instead. Also, Ralph is a monster. Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 2m May 24, 2022
1hr 2m
Top Chef: Catch Me if You Can
Top Chef is still on vacay in Galveston. This time there's no elimination challenge, and no, that doesn't mean Gail started eating roughage. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 4m May 24, 2022
1hr 4m
RHOBH: Slights of the Round Table
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Rinna and Sutton go head to head about charity event tickets and Diana enters stage right and one ups every single cast member in one fell swoop. You need a new willain? HEWE I AAAAAM! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 16m May 19, 2022
1hr 16m
RHONJ: Broken Sass
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey finally break Andy on the final reunion, Luis answers a couple of questions questionably, and the husbands decide to own the term "bi** boy". This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 20m May 18, 2022
1hr 20m
Below Deck Sailing: SpaghettieWoes
Below Deck Sailing Yacht finds Ashley double fisting a bowl of pasta because she doesn't get the man she wants, the job she wants, or the attention she wants. It's kind of glorious. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 20m May 17, 2022
1hr 20m
Summer House: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles
Summer House season 6 draws to a close with the cast munching on some of Mya's elusive cookies. Along the way, there's more talk about Kyle and Amanda's wedding, Paige and Andrea's relationship, and Danielle and Ciara's rift. But mostly, it's about the cookies.
59m May 17, 2022
59m
RHOA: Shifting Loyal-Tea
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree and Drew clash over at Kenya's tea party, causing a fussy lady to storm out of the room. Plus, rumors of Ralph's sexuality and Kandi's locker room activities surface.
56m May 16, 2022
56m
RHOBH: Safe and Sound
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres with a truly terrifying incident as Dorit suffers a home break in, kicking off season 12 on a decidedly emotional note. Luckily, Sutton keeps us laughing with an obnoxiously self-involved attitude that's deeply tone deaf and totally perfect. Check out our video recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66323453
1hr 18m May 12, 2022
1hr 18m
RHONJ: If The Grudge Fits, You Must Acquit
Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion barrels along this week with Andy mending fences between Tre and Joe, Jennifer hauling out oversized printouts, and lots of talk about fat shaming. You ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night! No, you ruined your night.... Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/66309536
1hr 9m May 11, 2022
1hr 9m
Below Deck Sailing: Everything Everywhere All At Once
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, a group of high maintenance idiots make life hell for Daisy her understaffed department. Meanwhile, a new deckhand named Barnaby comes on board, and we're pretty sure he's going to murder someone.
48m May 11, 2022
48m
Summer House: Wrong Side
Paige tries comes for Lindsay on this week's Summer House Reunion Part One, but no one answers. Making matters worse, Paige is sat on the wrong couch. Will she recover? Has anyone else on TV ever gone through something this painful? Let's find out! This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef in space. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 40m May 10, 2022
1hr 40m
RHOA: Wreck It Ralph
Ralph and Drew's marriage is a gaslight-y, love bomb-y mess on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, and we find out that Todd has a not so secret pad in New Jersey. On a bright note, Marlo learns what homecoming is. This week's bonus is a recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
1hr 18m May 09, 2022
1hr 18m
Carlos King: King of Queens
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We're joined by legendary TV producer @thecarlosking_ for a chat about his new podcast "Reality With the King", a dive into his work on Real Housewives, and a squabble over Kyle Richards. Find Carlos' new podcast everywhere and watch his OWN talk show, The Nightcap With Carlos King. Love this guy.
35m May 05, 2022
35m
RHONJ Renuion: No ApoloTres
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Teresa goes on her Greatest Hits tour on the first of three Real Housewives of New Jersey Tour and brings along her backup band, the "You Befriended Kathy and Carolines!" This week's bonus will be a recap of Selling Sunset Season 5 Episode One. It comes out Friday. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon...
1hr 32m May 04, 2022
1hr 32m
Summer House: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Loverboy
It's finally here... the moment no one's been waiting for... KyManda's wedding! Yes, The Summer House finale brought us an event three years in the failing, and it was as okay as we expected! Plus, Lindsay and Carl admitted their growing meh-ttraction for each other, and Alex did something we remembered. What a way to end the season!
1hr 8m May 03, 2022
1hr 8m