#1612 RHOSLC: Tube Fast Tube Furious
This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the women go tubing, which leads to all sorts of glorious bickering. And once again, Lisa Barlow winds up in the hot seat on a cold day. Be sure to get tix to our 10th Anniversary tour!! https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
1hr 5m Oct 25, 2021
1hr 5m
#1611: Talking Bravo with Annaleigh Ashford
We're changing things up a little bit today as we take 45 minutes to chat with actress, singer, dancer, and general superstar Annaleigh Ashford. We go deep on so many Bravo shows, starting with RHOSLC. Come listen! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com
45m Oct 22, 2021
45m
#1610 RHOBH: Int-Erika-gation
Part II of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion marched on this week, and most of it focused on Andy asking Erika questions about her divorce from Tom. Why did she stay with him? Did she know about his liabilities? Is Dorit longwinded? That kind of stuff. Be sure to watch our recap (and Bueller!) with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57664173 Get tix to ou...
1hr 7m Oct 21, 2021
1hr 7m
#1609 Pump Rules: Coming for Tom
This week on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval loses his mind about Katie trying to help in the new bar. Meanwhile, Shwartz needs to ejaculate into a cup. Fun times! Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57660248 Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 14m Oct 21, 2021
1hr 14m
Below Deck Med: Time to Split
Below Deck Med ends its season with an hour long, constant whine from Chef Mat and an off camera trip to Split. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour
48m Oct 19, 2021
48m
RHOP: Gone Girls
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still on vacation, and Robin and Gizelle make an exit to a hotel for a decent pooper. Candiace and Mia make up, but Gordon is still showing his ass. Literally. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour
48m Oct 18, 2021
48m
RHOSLC: Catered Down Testimony
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City takes testimony from a caterer as Whitney and Lisa try to forge a new friendship, and Jennie's husband requests a sister wife. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens, and get tickets for our Winter Tour at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/
59m Oct 18, 2021
59m
RHOBH: Passively Provocative On Beverbully Beach
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills begins its month long season of recaps, and we're off with a bang. Dorit doubles down against Garcelle, but tries to find a word that won't get her called out for being an ignorant racially insensitive twit. It doesn't work. Rinna goes nutso and bounces on the couch, Erika continues her victim bs, and Kyle just sits there with her mouth hanging open to subst...
1hr 32m Oct 14, 2021
1hr 32m
PumpRules: Picklechella
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Vanderpump Rules goes to Palm Springs, where James proposes and we learn that Scheana hasn't fixed her picker. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 21m Oct 13, 2021
1hr 21m
#1603 BelowDeckMed: Failing to Meet Eggs-pectations
As the Below Deck Med season limps to the finish line, Matthew gets on our every last nerve with his incessant emotional neediness. Meanwhile, Katie's boneheaded decision to end the season with two stews comes back to haunt her as Jemele Hill, Michael Eaves, and several other guests make an endless stream of requests.
54m Oct 12, 2021
54m
#1602 RHOSLC: No Longer on the Outs
It's an hour of healing on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. First, Jen and Brooks bury the hatchet as Jen apologizes to Brooks for not interpreting her comments correctly. Then later, Lisa and Whitney broker a truce over gin and pie. We're just glad no one was ejected from a sunroof and sent tumbling down into a neighborhood. This recap is available to watch on video with Crapp...
1hr 20m Oct 12, 2021
1hr 20m
#1601 RHOP: Salad as a Rock
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the women deal with the fallout of Saladgate 2021. It's a slut-shaming, lettuce-tossing, tea-bagging hour of drama and comedy. Damn, this show is great.
1hr 9m Oct 11, 2021
1hr 9m
Bonus Ep! Talking Bravo Crimes with Sinisterhood
This week we teamed up with true crime podcast Sinisterhood to talk about Bravo crimes — new and forgotten — over the past several years. What is your favorite Bravo crime? And which one do you think needs more attention? This episode was originally released as a bonus ep on Patreon, but we decided we'd put it on our main feed too! Enjoy!
34m Oct 10, 2021
34m
#1600 RHOBH: New Year's Irresolution
The most buzzworthy season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in ages came to a conclusion this week as the women join Crystal to celebrate Chinese New Year's. It's not the most exciting episode, despite Kyle's best efforts to destroy Sutton and Erika's relationship. What did you think of the finale? **Watch the recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57136840
1hr 13m Oct 07, 2021
1hr 13m
#1599 PumpRules: Do You Read Me?
This week on Vanderpump Rules, the cast heads to Palm Springs where they put on a dull fashion show and squabble over dinner. Meanwhile, Lala is bummed that she's not a New York Times Best Selling Author (lol), and Rand shames Schwartz for being useless. This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us record the recap by clicking here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57092083
1hr 16m Oct 06, 2021
1hr 16m
Below Deck Med: Have a Rookie
Below Deck Med starts falling apart this week when Lloyd has a panic attack and everyone else suffers a Mat attack. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
40m Oct 05, 2021
40m
RHOSLC: Don't Drink the Caterade
There's a new friend of on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and she's starting some catering drama right off the bat. Don't mess with a descendant of Shadrach! Our premium bonus is a recap of Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 15m Oct 04, 2021
1hr 15m
RHOP: Salad Tossy Posse
The Real Housewives of Potomac take a couples trip, and Candiace comes for Mia. Salad is tossed. Our premium bonus is a breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 7m Oct 04, 2021
1hr 7m
RHOBH: Sips, Sails, and Malarkey
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its girls trip to Del Mar on a forgiving note and a wine tasting. Don't worry, though, Erika's here to feed us all more Malarkey. Our premium bonus is a recap of Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 14m Sep 30, 2021
1hr 14m
PumpRules: Bitchy Hibachi and Salad Splits
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules is back! This time with less idiots, but the addition of babies of idiots. It all evens out. Our premium bonus breakdown of the Great British Baking Show episode 1. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 46m Sep 29, 2021
1hr 46m
Below Deck: Having a God Moment
This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, a whole bunch of stuff almost goes wrong... but it doesn't. A beach picnic, a dinner for Sandy, a jet ski incident — they all go off without a hitch. So there's that. And Matt still drives us mad.
50m Sep 28, 2021
50m
RHOSLC: The Ice Storm
Meredith and Jen finally come face to face on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week, and what better place to have a throw down than on thin ice. This episode brings new meaning to the expression "out like trout."
1hr 4m Sep 28, 2021
1hr 4m
#1591 RHOP: Reasonably Shoddy
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn throw a party to celebrate the launch of their podcast, "Reasonably Shady." As you can imagine, it does not go well...
1hr 12m Sep 27, 2021
1hr 12m
RHOBH: Del-Martyr
The ladies head down to Del Mar for a late-season Covid trip on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The vacation is full of sea lions, Garcelle gang-ups, and of course, more tales from Erika. Most importantly, however, is that we get to meet... THE LADY. Who is The Lady? We'll never know...
1hr 15m Sep 23, 2021
1hr 15m
#1589 RHONY Season 13 Reunion Recap
Bravo shocked the world when they announced there'd be no reunion for season 13 of The Real Housewives of New York. The network blamed this on scheduling conflicts, but we sniffed around and discovered a massive coverup. Turns out the cast did actually come together to tape the reunion, but the results were so vile and embarrassing that the network shelved the episode. Luckily, we managed t...
1hr 8m Sep 22, 2021
1hr 8m
Below Deck Med: Ax the Rich
Below Deck Med finally contends with its Lexi problem, and Malia gets her ass handed to her. Without a hug! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
49m Sep 21, 2021
49m
RHOP: The Sassed and the Furious
*Avail as a video recap on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Candiace shoots her music video on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, and her mother is there to judge every second of it. This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
50m Sep 20, 2021
50m
RHOSLC: Churro of Investigations
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take the week to focus on Whitney's (lack of a) sex life, Mary's anger at unknown vaginas, and a Jen and Heather reconciliation. Unfortunately, a churro was harmed in the making of this episode. This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestant...
1hr 2m Sep 20, 2021
1hr 2m
LuLaRich: I'm Very LuLaRich, LuLaBi**h!
Bravo left an empty night on the schedule this week, so we filled it with LuLaRich, a tale about culty ladies obsessed with leggings that smell like farts and make it look like bees are crawling into their wombs. To each her own! This week's bonus is a Snap Judgement breakdown of the Great British Baking Show contestants. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcr...
59m Sep 17, 2021
59m
#1584 RHOBH: Say Yes to the Dress, Say No to the Brain Surgery
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates Dorit's new wedding dress line and Erika spins another tall tale. Please don't flip your car while listening to this episode. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 23m Sep 16, 2021
1hr 23m
1583: BelowDeckMed: Crossing the Lines
Matt once again puts the ewww in menu as he relentlessly badgers Lexi on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. The whole thing culminates in a gross argument, but not before some dramatic line-tossing by Delaney! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 2m Sep 14, 2021
1hr 2m
1582: RHOP: Surry Not Surry
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Karen shoots a promotional video for Surry County that doesn't actually take place in Surry County. Meanwhile, Mia manages to wager a shaky peace between the various women. Will it last? Probably not. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 6m Sep 13, 2021
1hr 6m
1581: RHOSLC: Shah-rrested Development
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and the season 2 premiere had everything we could dream of: cake accidents, challah, geodesic domes... oh, and Jen Shah getting arrested! Who called the Feds on her? Was it Mer? Or Brooks? Or a member of the Shah Squad? We're putting our money on a disgruntled Top Golf employee. I guess we'll have to wait and see. In the meantime, enjoy this recap...
1hr 35m Sep 13, 2021
1hr 35m
1580: RHOBH: A Sutton Change of Heart
This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the "Dinner From Hell, Part II" continues to rage on this week as Erika lashes out at Sutton for calling her a liar. Sutton does what we all expect her to do: she slaps Erika and cusses her out. Just kidding! She struts out of the party in tears. Meanwhile, Garcelle hosts a Haiti-centric dinner party, and Rinna reveals deep wounds over sauce et...
1hr 38m Sep 09, 2021
1hr 38m
1579: Bonus: Vanderpump Rules Trailer Breakdown
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Vanderpump Rules has reconfigured its cast and filmed a ninth season. This time around, there are man babies and actual babies! Scheana's still on her print to canvas game, and that's all we really need. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at ...
44m Sep 08, 2021
44m
1578: Below Deck Med: Stew Over It
Below Deck Med's chief stew Katie has major anxiety over whether or not to fire her extra help, and Lexi has a problem saying Delaney. This week's bonus episode is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
57m Sep 08, 2021
57m
1577: RHOP: Say Yes the the Turkey Dress
This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle snubs half the cast and Karen buys a second vow renewal dress that may or not be made out of turkey. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Dear Evan Hansen trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener ...
1hr 18m Sep 07, 2021
1hr 18m
1575: RHONY: Freaky Woah-day
It's season finale time for Real Housewives of New York, and it's easily one of the best episodes of the season when Leah and Ramona spend a night in each other's brains. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Below Deck trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudi...
1hr 4m Sep 01, 2021
1hr 4m
1574: BelowDeckMed: Never Stew Much
A new stew joins Below Deck Mediterranean, finally relieving some of the burden that's fallen on Katie's shoulders with the interior. But on the other hand, it also means everyone has to rearrange their rooms. What's a head stew to do? Plus, Matt burns his fingers, and Maureen faces her final moments. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...
51m Aug 31, 2021
51m
1573: Shahs: Like a Cat on a Hot Tin Spoof
It's the conclusion of the Shahs of Sunset reunion, and Mike is here to clarify that he didn't get one spoof text. He received many. And so did Nema! But it only happened one time. But also ten times. Also, Reza doesn't want a baby anymore (spoof plans!), and GG is more into polyamory than ever. Hopefully she'll get to try it soon! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See...
1hr 7m Aug 31, 2021
1hr 7m
1572: RHOP: Surry Seems to Be the Hardest Word
On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy tells Gizelle off for bringing her husband's cheating rumor onto national television and Karen gets honored by her hometown and steals Wendy's candle idea. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Below Deck trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.co...
1hr 8m Aug 30, 2021
1hr 8m
1571: RHOBH: Jabsolutely Fabulous
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit tries to confront Garcelle about alleged jabs at Rinna's lipgloss party. Also, Erika snaps at Sutton, and Kathy and Kyle eat chicken salad.  This recap is on Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us record the show. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55357035 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Se...
1hr 24m Aug 26, 2021
1hr 24m
1570: RHONY: Overheard in New York
The Real Housewives of New York head back to the Hamptons for a do-over of sorts, and this time around, they're wearing pajamas, there's dressing in champagne flutes, and everything seems... fine? Not much drama, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun with it.   Watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55345839 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchw...
1hr 19m Aug 25, 2021
1hr 19m
1569: Below Deck Med: Getting Lederhosed
Below Deck Med celebrates Oktoberfest with a bunch of aged frat boys and Lexi folds a lot of towels while Captain Sandy tries to decide whether or not to bring on a crutch for her. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com...
50m Aug 24, 2021
50m
1568: Shahs of Sunset: Spoof Paulina!
The Shahs of Sunset reunion Part One is upon us, and it's already a mess. Mike has a fit about Andy's "narrative" before announcing that Paulina has agreed to marry him with no prenup and Destiney whines about it with really bad contacts. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/...
1hr 3m Aug 24, 2021
1hr 3m
1567: RHOP: Mind Your Own Boobness
On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Ashley does Gizelle's dirty work and tells Wendy that the group things she only got a new body to overcompensate for the Eddie cheating rumors. It doesn't go over very well. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our...
1hr 8m Aug 23, 2021
1hr 8m
1561: RHOBH: Your Goose is Cooked (by Kyle Allegedly)
It's Christmas on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which means it's time to stuff Erika's stockings with some cold hard coal. The girls gather for Kyle to pretend she's a cook now and for Sutton to serve her best dish, grilled puss. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watch...
1hr 12m Aug 19, 2021
1hr 12m
1560: RHONY: ShabBat Out of Hell
We didn't think Ramona could get worse, and then she did. It's the second part of the Black Shabbat  dinner, and Ramona takes time between her tenth drink and eating dinner in the kitchen to offend every single group she can think of. Then Sonja pees in the driveway on her way out. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer. Find all of our pr...
1hr 12m Aug 18, 2021
1hr 12m
1564: BelowDeckMed: Tell Me How I’m Supposed To Slide With No Air
A group of high functioning alcoholics take over the yacht on Below Deck Mediterranean this week, and as usual, there's a host of problems: slow cocktail service, Lexi being Lexi, and a slightly deflated slide. DRAMA! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
52m Aug 17, 2021
52m
1563: Shahs: Party Animals
On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, the cast goes fly fishing, dresses up like animals, and nearly starts a forest fire. Predictably though, they all come together and declare that after weeks of destroying each other, they are actually a family. Sure?Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcVideo Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watch...
54m Aug 17, 2021
54m