1562: RHOP: Simply the Breasts
The trip to Williamsburg continues to be bumpy for The Real Housewives of Potomac as Gizelle and Robyn questions Wendy's "substance" in light of recent physical enhancements. Plus, Karen reminds us of her commitment to lift women up, not tear them down...   This episode is a Crappens on Demand recap. Be sure to watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54989453 Our Patreon Extras: https://...
1hr 5m Aug 16, 2021
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1561: RHOBH: Breaking News, Broken Trust
When an explosive piece in the Los Angeles Times hits newsstands, the women begin to question whether or not Erika has been totally forthcoming with them on the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Plus, Dorit welcomes us into the diverse world of her employees!   Watch us record this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54814325/ Our Patreon Extras: https://p...
1hr 11m Aug 12, 2021
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1560: RHONY: Shabbat ShalOMG
The Real Housewives of New York takes another tumble into multiculturalism by sending the women to "Black Shabbat," wherein Ramona shares the trauma of being discriminated against by Jews in New York City. In other words, it's a disaster.   This recap is a Crappens On Demand episode! Be sure to watch us record it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54804119 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon...
1hr 23m Aug 12, 2021
1hr 23m
1559: Below Deck Med: Last Chance Kitchen
Below Deck Med tests Chef Mat again. It's his last chance to prove himself. Will he succeed or get fired or quit then come back? We just. Don't. Know. We do know that he doesn't understand icing. This week's premium bonus episode is a shot by shot breakdown of the House of Gucci trailer (comes out Friday) Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patre...
59m Aug 10, 2021
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1558: Shahs of Sunset: UnShahGiven
The Shahs of Sunset are still on their peace and love retreat in the mountains, but it's time for Reza to hear the news that he is still unforgiven. Will he ever stop sobbing for baby SHAAAAAMS? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the House of Gucci Trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...
50m Aug 10, 2021
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1557: RHOP: Shady in Spilliamsburgh
The Real Housewives of Potomac head off to a vacation in Williamsburgh, but will Gizelle ruin it by bringing up Osefo affair rumors? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the House of Gucci Trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
57m Aug 09, 2021
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1556: RHOBH: Retreat! RETREAT!
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Kyle and Garcelle make Erika open up and up and up until her head explodes all over the place on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Whatever you do on this Palm Springs retreat, don't ask if Tom calls Erika. Please. This week's premium bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the House of Gucci trailer (...
1hr 17m Aug 05, 2021
1hr 17m
1555: RHONY: Stocking Bluffer
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luanne and the girls record a Christmas tune on this week's Real Housewives of New York and Sonja gets caught lying about model sex. This week's bonus episode is a recap of Netflix' My Unorthodox Life. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/wa...
1hr 6m Aug 04, 2021
1hr 6m
1554: BelowDeckMed: Some People Don't Know When To Quit
The conclusion and fallout to last week's explosive Below Deck Mediterranean episode continues to rock the boat as the crew grapples with Lexi and Matt's selfish behavior. Will they get it together for the next batch of demanding guests?? (no) Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr Aug 03, 2021
1hr
1553: Shahs: Into the Woods
The Shahs of Sunset head to the forest to heal their fractured group, but so far the trip has only led to Nema and Destiney engaging in awful flirtations. On the plus side, Reza and London got into fight, which barely made sense but made us smile nonetheless. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr Aug 03, 2021
1hr
1552: RHOP: Bossed in Translation
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Mia visits the joint, where she's the boss. And then she goes to Candiace's party, where she reminds us that she's the boss. And then she texts Gizelle and Robyn, and informs them she's the boss. It's a very bossy episode. We loved it. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 6m Aug 02, 2021
1hr 6m
1551: Family Karma: We Wish You a Merry Lopa
It's the season finale of Family Karma, and we need to level-set this very special episode. Things with Brian are on the fritz with Dr. Mons, and Vishal looks poised to win back Richa, but all we really care about are Reshma and LOOOOPA. Can a basket of French fries bring these women together? Who knows, man? Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listene...
55m Jul 29, 2021
55m
1550: RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is Legal Protection
Countess Luann has decided to create a VERY original Christmas song, and she's invited all the girls to sing some lyrics. What could go wrong? It's another classic Real Housewives of New York epsiode.  Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54228511 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...
1hr 24m Jul 28, 2021
1hr 24m
1549: Below Deck Med: Heading for the Lexit
Below Deck Med kicks into high gear when Chef Mat starts punching cameras and Lexi lets Malia and her fake accent have a piece of her very well educated mind. This week's bonus episode is a recap of Netflix' My Unorthodox Life. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener f...
55m Jul 27, 2021
55m
1548: Shahs of Sunset: Ahloo and Girl Bye
This week on Shahs of Sunset, Destiney reveals that she says "Ahloo" twenty times an episode because she's shoehorning it into a new brand name and GG forgives yet another person for doing nothing to her. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
56m Jul 27, 2021
56m
1547: RHOP: When Zen, Zen Wen?
The Real Housewives of Potomac pamper pregnant Ashley at a spa, but will Zen Wen tick tock them into a state of misery before the massages are done? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
50m Jul 26, 2021
50m
1546: RHOBH: Qualm Springs
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Palm Springs, where Kyle Richards pretends she's famous for lasagna and Erika starts spinning new stories that are starting to show cracks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ...
1hr 14m Jul 22, 2021
1hr 14m
1545: RHONY: Ghost Hissperer
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Salem. Sonja attacks a fire distinguisher, Bershan asks the group for forgiveness, and Luann rewrites history of her arrest. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio....
1hr 18m Jul 21, 2021
1hr 18m
1544: BelowDeckMed: Little Fires Everywhere
Matt lights the galley on fire on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, but the person who's truly lit is Roy Orbison Jr., who makes a drunken fool of himself over the course of the episode. Meanwhile, Mzi manages to snog Courtney — a carefree moment of joy before he must face his greatest fear: THE HEAVING LIIIIIINNNNNNE! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystud...
1hr 4m Jul 20, 2021
1hr 4m
1543: Shahs: Master Earpiece Theater
This week on Shahs of Sunset, Nema goes on a date with London in his ear, and Mike pledges to be less aggressive to Paulina. So in other words, the usual disastrous mix. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
51m Jul 20, 2021
51m
1542: RHOP: Too Hot To Candle
This week on Real Housewives of Potomac, we finally get clarification on Karen's "sing sing" comment, and Wendy reveals her new passion: candles! Plus the new girl miiiight be a former stripper, which we like. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 15m Jul 19, 2021
1hr 15m
1541: RHOBH: The Mascara'd Singer
Everything is happening on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Door-gate rages on, half the cast has COVID, and now Erika is so poor she must resort to non-waterproof mascara. The horrors! What do you think about this madness?   This is Crappens on Demand which means you can watch us record, not just listen. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53709031 Our Patreon Extras: https...
1hr 21m Jul 15, 2021
1hr 21m
1540: RHONY: Send in the Clowns
The Salem trip on Real Housewives of New York heats up when Bershan calls the women boring grandmas and later refers to Sonja as a clown. After that, it's 30 minutes of old school RHONY chaos where nothing makes sense, but everything is wonderful. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 11m Jul 14, 2021
1hr 11m
1539: Below Deck Med: Line in the Dirt
A couple that probably shouldn't wed does anyway on Below Deck Med, and a stew starts a war with the chef when she stands in his pile of dirt. This week's bonus episode is the second part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener...
1hr 5m Jul 13, 2021
1hr 5m
1358: Shahs: It's a Spoof Turkey!
It's a very special Friendsgiving on Shahs of Sunset wherein Mike tries to prove that he doesn't control Paulina by calling her up and demanding that she declare how much he doesn't control her. Plus, Reza wears a poncho and Nema reveals he has a STAGGERING amount of drama with GG. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
50m Jul 13, 2021
50m
1537: RHOP: Fire in the Hole!
The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with a new woman married to a super old dude, new boobs for Wendy, and the same squabbling between Giz and Karen. This week's bonus episode is the second part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.co...
1hr 24m Jul 12, 2021
1hr 24m
1536: Family Karma: WAPsgiving
Family Karma celebrates Friendsgiving, and Brian starts to buckle under Doctor Monica's marriage desires.  This week's bonus episode is the first part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 3m Jul 09, 2021
1hr 3m
1535: RHOBH: Peep Show
RHOA gave us Bolo, and this week The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gave us bolognese. It's the clash we've been waiting all season for (sort of?): Sutton dissing Crystal's leather pants. Meanwhile, Dorit has a new design endeavor, and Erika has survived another day in her $1.5 million cardboard box.   Oooh ooh ooh - this ep is available on Crappens on Demand. Be sure to watch it here: https...
1hr 7m Jul 08, 2021
1hr 7m
1534: RHONY: Race on Witch Mountain
***Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo***The Real Housewives of New York go to Salem to channel their witchy energy, but a fight breaks out when Ramona gets sick of talking about race. Who will be burned at the stake? This week's bonus episode is the first part of a two part Big Brother cast breakdown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.c...
1hr 17m Jul 08, 2021
1hr 17m
1533: BelowDeckMed: Weak at the Knees
Disaster is narrowly averted on Below Deck Mediterranean when Matt returns from a case of debilitating knee soreness. But there's still trouble on the horizon when the engaged couple looks like they're about to call their wedding off. So much drama. Don't they realize this is a mmmmegayacht? Like, it's a MMMEGAYACHT. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com...
44m Jul 06, 2021
44m
1532: FamilyKarma: Nani Disclosure Agreement
We were totally blown away by the latest Family Karma, which featured the complicated process of Amrit coming out to his grandmother. The whole thing was beautiful, emotional, and heartbreaking. Plus, Anisha's grandpa loves Wendy's. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 3m Jul 05, 2021
1hr 3m
1531: Top Chef: Did You MEAN To Win Top Chef?
Top Chef abandons its cozy confines on THE COAAASST and heads into Oregon wine country for the big finale episode. Who will win? How much will Richard Blais annoy us? And will there be mole? All these pressing questions are answered in our recap! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 7m Jul 02, 2021
1hr 7m
1530: RHOBH: Violate Femmes
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally addresses the scandal on everyone's minds. No, not the murky details of Erika Jayne's divorce. We're talking about Sutton leaving a coat in Crystal's room!!! Was Crystal violated? Will Sutton's oversized bow get angry? Will this pressing issue ever be put to bed? Join us for this urgent recap. Hopefully this storyline won't keep you up at night for hour...
1hr 9m Jul 01, 2021
1hr 9m
1529: RHONY: Take the A (hole) Train
The Real Housewives of New York head to Harlem, NY where they learn a bit more about the Black experience. Unfortunately, not everyone (read: Ramona) wants to be educated. Are we really surprised? Also, we finally meet Bershan! This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us on camera here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53141893 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watch...
1hr 28m Jun 30, 2021
1hr 28m
1528: Below Deck Med: From Duska Til Dawn
Below Deck Med is back, and it's karmic justice time when Sandy's first charter is ruined by her new chef. Will she recover? Will the crew be able to whip together a chefless meal? And will we get to hear from Norma? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patre...
59m Jun 29, 2021
59m
1527: Shahs of Sunset: Too Late to Shapologize
Shahs of Sunset splits the men and women up for theme bonding nights this week, but Reza is stuck at home with Adam pretending he likes his quicheless quiche. Also, Mike apologizes to Destiney, but will it be Enough? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patre...
1hr 4m Jun 29, 2021
1hr 4m
1526: Family Karma: Sorry Screams to Be the Bloodiest Word
Family Karma has a Halloween party with no ice, but will Monica make up for it for her chilly resistance to a halfhearted apology? Will Vishal jump off a roof? And how bout that Q4? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnys...
52m Jun 28, 2021
52m
1525: Top Chef: Don't Fire Your Clam Squad
Part One of the two part Top Chef Portland season finale finds the last three chefs busting open their shells. Who will get crabby and who will clam up? This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...
1hr 26m Jun 25, 2021
1hr 26m
1524: RHOBH: Dumplings and Desertion
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erika spins her tale of woe on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and no one dares ask her any questions. They don't need to, cuz there are DUMPLIIIINGS! This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon E...
1hr 15m Jun 24, 2021
1hr 15m
1523: Below Deck Sailing: And the (Dead)beat Goes On
Below Deck Sailing Yacht's second reunion episode puts Bravo's new deadbeat dad on the stand to rub his scalp, sigh, and fail miserably at looking like the good guy in this situation. This week's bonus is a quick dive into HBO Max' Mare of Easttown. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omn...
58m Jun 23, 2021
58m
1522: BelowDeckSailing: I Pita The Fool
On part one of the Below Deck: Sailing Yacht reunion, the cast rehashes all the important issues: pitas, broken transoms, and of course, Alli being the only one on the boat with morals. Plus, Sydney wears a ballgown, and Daisy gets drunk. Cheers! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
45m Jun 23, 2021
45m
1521: Shahs: Trick or Treat (Paulina Badly)
This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike loses his mind at Destiney's Halloween party, and we're left wondering how much control PAULINA has in their relationship. Also, Reza still hasn't met BABY SHAAAAAMS! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 20m Jun 22, 2021
1hr 20m
1520: FamilyKarma: Excusé Moi!
This week on Family Karma, Vishal finally comes face to face with his mortal enemy: his fiancé Richa. Oh, and Lopa too! Plus Anisha goes on a date, and Monica holds a celebration by the beach. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 8m Jun 21, 2021
1hr 8m
1519: RHOBH: Connecting the Dots
It's a double feature today! First we take on The Housewife and the Hustler, a half-baked ABC News Doc on Hulu about Erika Jayne's divorce and scandal. Then we move onto the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where the women play dumb about the Erika news. It's a polka dot explosion of content!   Also, be sure to watch the recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon...
1hr 24m Jun 17, 2021
1hr 24m
1518: RHONY: Sit Down, You're Rockin' The Vote
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies put on a low-rent pageant, and then later Eboni throws an Election Night 2020 party, leading Sonja to rant about Ramona's performative allyship. Also, we discuss the latest casting updates coming from The Real Housewives of Orange County. Sign up for Crappens on Demand to watch this episode (including glimpses of Ben's childhood bedroom)...
1hr 21m Jun 16, 2021
1hr 21m
1517: Below Deck Sailing: Go Service Yourself
Below Deck Sailing Yacht ends its second season with a couple fight, a twenty four hour charter with motor yachties, and Sydney topless again in the hot tub. This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
1hr 1m Jun 15, 2021
1hr 1m
1516: Shahs of Sunset: The Lyin' Kings
This week on Shahs of Sunset, Golnessa throws a really cringe African themed sip' n see (but don't call it that) for her baby, where Vida proceeds to ass shame Destiney before Mike and Reza start screaming at each other over who's the biggest liar (hint: both of you). This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcr...
1hr 7m Jun 15, 2021
1hr 7m
1515: Family Karma: The Great Auntie Walk-Off
Family Karma gives the Aunties some time this week at a Happy Hour that threatens to tear them apart when the conversation turns to their children. Dun dun duunnnnnnnn!! This week's bonus episode is a full recap of Top Chef. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
54m Jun 14, 2021
54m
RHOBH: Rolling (My Face) On the River
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  It's the last day of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe vacation, otherwise known as the last time Erika Jayne is known as anything other than the lady whose husband stole from orphans and widows so she could make music videos rolling around in cash. Sutton and Crystal have another dustup and Rinna tries to make he...
1hr Jun 10, 2021
1hr
1513: RHONY: Voter Frights
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  The Real Housewives of New York are still in the Hamptons this week, and Luann has some trouble getting her foot out of her mouth. Luckily, Leah is there to throw a fit about holla-splaining while Eboni and Sonja form the bond we all needed. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married t...
1hr 8m Jun 09, 2021
1hr 8m