RHOBH: Rolling (My Face) On the River
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  It's the last day of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe vacation, otherwise known as the last time Erika Jayne is known as anything other than the lady whose husband stole from orphans and widows so she could make music videos rolling around in cash. Sutton and Crystal have another dustup and Rinna tries to make he...
1hr Jun 10, 2021
1hr
1513: RHONY: Voter Frights
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo*  The Real Housewives of New York are still in the Hamptons this week, and Luann has some trouble getting her foot out of her mouth. Luckily, Leah is there to throw a fit about holla-splaining while Eboni and Sonja form the bond we all needed. This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married t...
1hr 8m Jun 09, 2021
1hr 8m
1512: BelowDeckSailing: Hot Tub Slime Machine
This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Gary winds up in the hot tub with topless Sydney, and Alli is furious... even though she broke things off with him... although, she was doing that to respect Sydney... who seems happy to flirt in front of Alli... even though Gary isn't interested in her... but he's willing to sleep with her to get Alli's attention... Just the usual messiness on the high ...
48m Jun 09, 2021
48m
1511: Shahs: Burden of Spoof (texts)
This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike deflects from his infidelity by accusing Reza and GG of creating "spoof texts" in the pursuit of sabotaging his very special love with Paulina (which was previously sabotaged by Mike's own real texts, but that's neither here nor there). It's all the usual messiness, and we love it. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/...
1hr 8m Jun 08, 2021
1hr 8m
1510: TopChef: The Soy Is Mine
On the latest Top Chef, the cheftestants must battle to the death over tofu! Well, it's not really a battle to the death, but blood is drawn. Plus, there's a Quickfire challenge from our DEAR FRIENDS AT CHIPOTLE. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 9m Jun 07, 2021
1hr 9m
1509: FamilyKarma: Birthday Bash (your face in)
You guys!! Family Karma is back, and we just love it! The most polite cast to ever appear on reality TV has really let its second season bitch flower bloom: look, there's Brian and Amrit enjoying starfruit! And there's Anisha saying goodbye in a sort of cold way! And is that a pasta station we see?To be fair, Vishal DOES threaten to bash the new guy's face into the ground, but even that's prett...
1hr 19m Jun 04, 2021
1hr 19m
1508: RHOBH: Shaken, Not Stirred
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Tahoe trip continues to crumble for Sutton. First she tries to defend her whole "color blind" thing to mediocre effect. And then she finds herself on the outside of — but not the butt of — a set of pranks at dinner. It's all a hilarious showcase of her neuroses. Plus, Kathy Hilton continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. Why did Bravo keep her from us ...
1hr 1m Jun 03, 2021
1hr 1m
1507: RHONY: Nude, Lewd, and Rude
This week's Real Housewives of New York is a disaster filled with curry, nude models, and an uncomfortable clash about education and class. It's hilarious, horrifying, and pretty much everything we've come to expect from these women. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 31m Jun 02, 2021
1hr 31m
1506: Shahs of Sunset: Confessions of a Shah-ngerous Mind
Mike comes clean about being dirty on this week's Shahs of Sunset. Will Paulina make him pay or get Welcome tattooed on her doormat ass? This week's bonus episode is a post vacation catchup watching session of Married to Medicine, Top Chef and Below Deck Sailing. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcra...
1hr 3m Jun 01, 2021
1hr 3m
1505: Brian Moylan and The Real Story Behind the Real Housewives
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Author and Real Housewives Historian Dame Brian Moylan joins us for a chat about his new book The Housewives: The Real Story Behind The Real Housewives.  Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/liste...
59m May 31, 2021
59m
1504: RHONJ: The Final AnaloTre
Tre still can't understand what the word analogy means in the final reunion of this season's Real Housewives of New Jersey, so Jen covers for her by victim blaming Marge and screeching about evidence of betrayal that never surfaces. Also, we get to see Luis again and wonder where he's keeping the princess. This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Poto...
1hr 3m May 28, 2021
1hr 3m
S1503: RHOBH: Two Truths and a Tahoe
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Lake Tahoe where Erika refuses to open up (again), Sutton begs to get dragged, and Kyle burns salmon. Will Kathy figure out how to plug in a fan? This week's bonus episode will be a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: htt...
1hr 5m May 27, 2021
1hr 5m
1502: RHONY: Tawdry Hepburn
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Ramona invites Heather Thomson into the lion's den for a Breakfast at Tiffany's-themed dinner party. How does it go? Well, there's curry. Be sure to check out this episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51735492 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 17m May 26, 2021
1hr 17m
1501: BelowDeckSailing: Better Chafe Than Sorry
This week on Below Deck: Sailing Yacht, Jean-Luc receives some very good news, and the charter guests continue to fight. Plus, there's a rosé shortage. Sort of. Not really. A little bit? But it's fine. But not. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
49m May 25, 2021
49m
1500: #1500 Shahs: Facepalm Springs
We're celebrating our **1500th** episode by recapping Shahs of Sunset, and while our podcast pales next to a THIRTY YEAR FRIENDSHIP, in many ways, it feels like that's how long we've been doing this. And we still love it! Thanks to everyone who has supported the show — whether it was from episode one or starting today. We love you as much as Mike loves telling lies! Our Patreon Extras: https:/...
1hr 17m May 24, 2021
1hr 17m
1499: Top Chef: Dread Table Talk
It's the most exciting episode of every Top Chef season: Restaurant Wars! Because of the pandemmy, the show had to change things up this year by providing a chef's table experience. One team sets a high watermark for future seasons. The other... well... Come listen to our super-sized recap! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...
1hr 20m May 24, 2021
1hr 20m
1498: RHONJ: Sloppy, Joe
On part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion, Marge and Jennifer tussle over who's sloppier, but first Joe Gorga graces the stage with his presence. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 18m May 20, 2021
1hr 18m
1497: RHOBH: I Nose What You Did Last Season
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and there's so much to talk about: Crytal, Kathy, goldfish, Halloween injuries. We don't know where to start! Come join us! Also, don't just listen to the recap, watch it too with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51461598/ Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...
1hr 17m May 20, 2021
1hr 17m
1496: RHONY: All's Well That Ends Wells Fargo
After two weeks of being on their best behavior, The Real Housewives of New York finally let their inner maniacs out with petty bickering and another classic Sonja Morgan drunken meltdown. This was the messy disaster we've been waiting for.This episode is available on Crappens on Demand. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51459797 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhat...
1hr 10m May 19, 2021
1hr 10m
1495: Bonus: Our Morbid (Podcast) Fascination With Kim Richards
Alaina and Ash from Morbid Podcast join us for this very special episode about the murder of Kim Richards' ex husband. We love listening to these two and are so psyched to have them on. Subscribe to them wherever you listen and follow them on Twitter and Insta at @alainatothemax @ashkell83  This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watc...
1hr 9m May 18, 2021
1hr 9m
1494: Below Deck Sailing: Storm on the High STDs
After crashing twice, Below Deck Sailing Yacht welcomes the Rose mother daughter team and a very shrilly group of their friends. Don't stereotype them, though. They're totes Tatas for Trump. Oh, yeah. And JL has a sore peen. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcra...
53m May 18, 2021
53m
S1493: Shahs of Sunset: Life Hack
Shahs of Sunset is back, and Mike is up to his old slutty ways. Will Paulina get rid of him for good, or will she believe his hacking story? And why is Reza dressed like a ten year old girl in tap class? This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio...
1hr May 17, 2021
1hr
#1492 RHONJ: The Little Merman
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Marge throws Joe a Halloween themed birthday party for Real Housewives of New Jersey's season finale and Joe Gorga beats his merchest about not being a merchauvinist. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.c...
1hr 29m May 13, 2021
1hr 29m
1491: RHOD: Burden of Goof
Kameron finishes off the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion with more receipts that show nothing, Tiffany gets a bloody knows, and it's still basically all Leeanne's fault. This week's bonus episode is Top Chef! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get ticket...
1hr 2m May 12, 2021
1hr 2m
1490: RHONY: Burning in Help
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* We start with a discussion of the Porsha dramz from Real Housewives of Atlanta, so if you want to start with RHONY, skip to about the 28 minute mark! Ramona creates a Burning Man party for Leah and the girls in Southampton and Sonja does enough reiki to think is the one who left her husband. This week's bonus episode is To...
1hr 30m May 12, 2021
1hr 30m
1489: BelowDeckSailing: What's Up, Dock?
It's the episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht we've been all waiting for: a dock crumbles! But wait, there's more! Alli and Gary continue to torture Sydney, who continues to be passive aggressive — so we all win. Plus, we're severely disappointed in fenders, and Daisy debuts a traumatic top hat flashback. This episode has it all! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See om...
54m May 11, 2021
54m
1488: RHOA: Hitting Bolo The Belt
We've reached the end of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it does not disappoint. The hour starts with an extensive discussion of Bolo and his aftermath, followed by a hilariously silly segment about Prophet Lott. Let's all say a prayer that we can get through this episode together, shall we? Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
1hr 12m May 10, 2021
1hr 12m
1487: SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Fourth Wall
The triumphant and messy second installment of the Summer House reunion is fantastic, if lacking some important questions and topics. So sad to see this epic season end.Be sure to check this episode out with Crappens on Demand. This was you can watch us podcast, not just listen: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50984236 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com...
1hr 2m May 07, 2021
1hr 2m
1486: RHONY: In-Townouse Counsel
The Real Housewives of New York are back, and while Dorinda may be gone (sad), we now have Eboni (yay!). We recap the premiere episode LIIIIIVE at our virtual show, but first we start by talking about The Big Shot with Bethenny. Plus, we announce the results of our Most Underrated RHONY cast member countdown. After the show, we hold a 45 minute Q&A. In order to see that, be sure to grab a tick...
1hr 43m May 07, 2021
1hr 43m
1485: RHONJ: An Apple A Day Keeps Dolores Away
This week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the women go apple picking. Dolores has a few things on her mind, and she's not afraid to say them. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 4m May 06, 2021
1hr 4m
1484: RHOD: One Foot Forward, Two Chicken Feet Back
On part one of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, Kary drops the not-so-shocking news that her marriage is donezo. Then Kameron does what she does best: incessantly badgers a perceived foe, and this time she includes a patina of ignorance.   Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 8m May 05, 2021
1hr 8m
1483: Below Deck Sailing: Murder Sistery
Below Deck Sailing Yacht puts the least effort into a Bravo mystery murder party than we've ever seen, and Alli yells at Sydney about what a good friend she's being by making out with Gary. This week's Real Housewives of Atlanta recap is on our bonus feed! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY...
1hr 13m May 04, 2021
1hr 13m
1482: Top Chef: Like Shooting Dish in a Meryl
Padma gets her big chance to prove her acting chops at a Drive In Movie Challenge on Top Chef: Portland. Does have what it takes for Glitter 2 to get greenlit? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at https://onlocationlive/watchwhatcrappens Our ...
1hr 18m May 03, 2021
1hr 18m
1481: Summer House: Toxic Hannahlinity
Time for the first part of Summer House's reunion! Hannah is on the hot seat, Page has a giant bow on her dress, and Lindsay is as activated as she can possibly get. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is our Below Deck Sailing recap. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9P...
1hr 12m Apr 30, 2021
1hr 12m
1480: RHONJ: Attack of The Gorganderthal
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Dolores lets that bonehead Joe Gorga have it on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, and news of Teresa's mystery man spreads. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at ...
1hr 5m Apr 29, 2021
1hr 5m
1479: RHOD: Vandal in the Wind
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Real Housewives ends its season by vandalizing a Texas landmark and Brandi does us all a favor and throws herself down the stairs. This week's bonus is Below Deck Sailing Yacht. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May ...
1hr 19m Apr 28, 2021
1hr 19m
1478: RHOA: I Know This Much Is Drew
On part one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Drew tries desperately to come for Kenya and fails miserably. Later, she and Ralph dodge questions about Tampa and their marriage, and then the whole hour culminates with someone aggressing LaToya with Vitamin C. Scandal! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 13m Apr 27, 2021
1hr 13m
1477: Top Chef: Fruit of the Doom
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants must whip up a cherished memory via Campbell's soup and then head to Oregon's "fruit loop" to cook a savory but fruity meal. In the end, Amar licks his plate, Richard Blais makes annoying observations, and Sara uses yogurt. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 9m Apr 26, 2021
1hr 9m
1476: SummerHouse: Joined in Faux-ly Matrimony
We're so sad that it's the season finale of Summer House. Goodbye Luke chopping wood; goodbye Danielle doing zoom calls; goodbye Stravy at his little desk; goodbye Ciara's bedroom laundry Jenga; goodbye Carl's growth (he's grown a lot, by the way); goodbye Paige's decaying relationship; goodbye Hannah's epic villain turn; and goodbye Lindsay making tacos. But here's one thing we'll never say go...
1hr 20m Apr 23, 2021
1hr 20m
1475: RHONJ: We Got The Yacht!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey goes on a yacht trip to preview Marge's new book, and then afterwards, Jennifer hosts an emotional Turkish Tea Party for the moms. Also, Olivia is our hero. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 7m Apr 22, 2021
1hr 7m
1474: RHOD: Southfork in the Road
On this week's penultimate episode of The Real Housewives of Dallas, the ladies head to Southfork Ranch to relive the '80s and Dallas — in other words, it's Tuesday. But before the Ewingfest can get underway, D'Andra finally meets with her estranged family, which is important mainly because it allows us to hear another iconic Mama Dee monologue. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwha...
50m Apr 21, 2021
50m
1473: 1473 Below Deck Sailing: Let Them Beat Cake
  Below Deck Sailing Yacht gives the crew a day off, but smoker alliances threaten to rip apart all they hold dear. Will JL sleep through it? Will Gary give a creepy hug? And what did the cake do to get treated with such disrespect? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A ...
1hr 12m Apr 20, 2021
1hr 12m
1472: Top Chef: Too Not Hot to Handle
Top Chef shows us many layers this week with their Talenti challenge, and then the chefs attempt dishes inspired by the motherland. Who will win, and who will be fufugazi'd?  Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https...
50m Apr 19, 2021
50m
1471: Derbies and Des-tiny
It's Derby Day on Summer House, and Hannah gets defensive when she finds out no one likes her boyfriend. Not to be left out of the bad decisions competition, Lindsay announces that she's done with condoms. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedSh...
1hr 8m Apr 16, 2021
1hr 8m
1470: RHONJ: Psychic Frienemies Network
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of New Jersey go to a psychic this week and Melissa finds out from everyone's dead grandparents that her husband leaves lots of cracked foundations in his wake. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at ...
1hr 5m Apr 15, 2021
1hr 5m
1469: RHOD: A Jokelahoma Too Far
The Real Housewives of Dallas finish off their Oklahoma trip with some Redneck Olympics and really bad pranks. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
1hr 1m Apr 14, 2021
1hr 1m
1468: BelowDeckSailing: Cling and Present Danger
The strange love triangle between Gary, Sydney, and Alli continues on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and there's no sign that anyone is going to get the boinking that they so desperately want. Somehow Danni and JL seem to be the strongest couple on board. Meanwhile, Natasha and Daisy continue to clash, and some jerks from New York make life annoying for the entire crew. Our Patreon Extras: https://...
57m Apr 13, 2021
57m
Bonus 340: RHOBH Trailer Breakdown!
We are breaking down the new Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trailer, and since this is such a momentous occasion, we're making this available to everyone! Be sure to WATCH our breakdown here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49999133 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
59m Apr 13, 2021
59m
1467: TopChef: It Takes Brew To Make a Thing Go Right
This week on Top Chef, Richard Blais tortures the contestants — and the audience — with an annoying diner order. Then the chefs must concoct dishes that use some of Portland's most famous brews. Will there be yogurt? Will there be dry pasta? Will there be cold compressed watermelon? You bet! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...
49m Apr 12, 2021
49m
1466: Summer House: Des-ecrated
At long last Des makes his debut on Summer House, and the whole thing is super romantic. Just kidding - it's gross! The episode is one cringey moment after the next, and we can only imagine how much worse it's going to get next week. God, we love this show. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 3m Apr 09, 2021
1hr 3m