1384: RHOP: Wine O' Clocked
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  It's part two of The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Candiace cries, Monique denies, and Andy takes sides. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all abo...
1hr 28m Dec 22, 2020
1hr 28m
1383: Southern Charm: Low Country Crabs
Austen tries to stand up for himself against Miss Patricia in this week's Southern Charm, but he's too low country to get far. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Summer House season 5 trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https...
57m Dec 19, 2020
57m
1382: RHOSLC: Sundancing Queens
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take on Sundance and Heather gets laid. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up ...
1hr 9m Dec 19, 2020
1hr 9m
1381: RHOC: Political Drunkies
With two cast members down for the count with coronavirus, The Real Housewives of Orange County forges ahead with its big cast trip to Lake Arrowhead. That's right - it's a four person vacation episode... and one of those people leaves early to sleep somewhere else. So... it's like a three person vacation episode. The point is that the ladies wind up talking politics and racial things, and it's...
55m Dec 17, 2020
55m
1380: Below Deck: Rachel Getting Harried
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Below Deck goes nuts this week when Chef Rachel loses her mind and Sunshine is sent packing. We don't know much, but we do know that you can eat our cooters. This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premi...
1hr Dec 15, 2020
1hr
1379: RHOA: Drew-d Awakening
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, we meet our new housewife, Drew Sidora, and a new friend-of, LaToya. It's only their first episode, but we're already excited for big things... Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
53m Dec 15, 2020
53m
1378: RHOP: Not For Lazy Binders
Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion is just as good as we could have expected it, but no one was prepared for the receipts that Monique brought in her binder. In the end, she read Gizelle down, and it was legendary. Plus, Karen introduces us to Endi, and Candiace finally has a fan. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
55m Dec 15, 2020
55m
1377: SouthernCharm: Accentuate the Positive
Half the cast of Southern Charm comes down with coronavirus this week, but that doesn't stop life in Charleston from rolling right along. Madison fights with Austen, Dani confronts Kathryn, and Craig goes on HSN! As Pringle's sons would say: typical! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
48m Dec 12, 2020
48m
1376: RHOSLC: That’s A Convenient Store Narrative
This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mary Cosby drops some problematic tidbits while Meredith's marriage falls apart before our eyes. But somehow it's all hilarious? Or at least fascinating. Be sure to watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44938807 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
1hr Dec 11, 2020
1hr
1375: RHOC: Lockdown Be A Lady Tonight
With coronavirus shutting down the country, The Real Housewives of Orange County goes into quarantine, which means the ladies have little to do but Zoom with each other and talk about Elizabeth's questionable truth. Meanwhile, Braunwyn loses her mind, and Shannon faces her worst nightmare. Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44891414 Our Patr...
58m Dec 10, 2020
58m
1374: BelowDeck: Chugging Along
It looks like Sunshine is running out of daylight on Below Deck as he oversleeps and continues to annoy the heck out of his crewmates. And in the interior, a tin of caviar threatens to undermine the entire operation. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
46m Dec 09, 2020
46m
1373: RHOA: Atlanta Returns!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta returns and in the height of 2020's turmoil. Porsha is a hero, Marlo is aiming thermometers at everyone, and Cynthia's boob is out. A lot. This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Pr...
45m Dec 08, 2020
45m
1372: RHOP: A Touching Engagement
Real Housewives of Potomac ends its season with a big manly fight at Robin's engagement/Christmas party. Don't touch us or yer goin' ta jaaaail! This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stit...
1hr 11m Dec 07, 2020
1hr 11m
1371: Southern Charm: Statues and Limitations
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Calhoun family statue is torn down on this week's Southern Charm and Kathryn's not faring much better after her racist emoji instagram fight. This week's bonus is a catch up on Thanksgiving antics and Bravo goss. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher P...
1hr 8m Dec 05, 2020
1hr 8m
1370: RHOSLC: The Fret Gala
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Mary has a Met Gala luncheon that's nothing like the Met Gala to give the ladies Louis Vuitton ear buds and fight with Jen about calling her a grandfather f**ker. Put on your finest threads! This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a...
1hr 2m Dec 04, 2020
1hr 2m
1369: RHOC: Going Viral!
We're officially in December, and this year, Santa Claus isn't the only one coming to town. COVID-19 has hopped on its evil little sleigh and reached The Real Housewives of Orange County. After weeks of teasing its approach, we have now reached Full Toilet Paper Panic in Newport where Shanon Beador faces her greatest nightmare: no access to her daily meat! For something so serious, it sure is ...
52m Dec 03, 2020
52m
1368: GBBS: This One Takes The Cake
We're down to the final three bakers on The Great British Baking Show, and one thing is very clear from the outset: Laura will be sticking her head in a freezer. Come join us as we recap a very merry showdown. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 5m Dec 01, 2020
1hr 5m
1366: RHOC: Tequila Shots with Lyin’ Chasers
Shanon gets wasted at a celebration for a recovering alcoholic, and Elizabeth turns out to be a lying conspiracy theorist.  Say what you will about Real Housewives of Orange County, but this show proves that Bravo is just gonna Bravo.Happy Thanksgiving!! Watch our recap here with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44351759 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...
55m Nov 27, 2020
55m
1365: RHOSLC: You Flocked With the Wrong Girl
Jen has a fit when Meredith goes to Mary's church on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Meredith's son's ruffles are feathered when he claims to have been exposed to a vagina. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign ...
59m Nov 26, 2020
59m
1364: GBBS: Do I Make You Horny?
We're near the end of The Great British Baking Show, and before any can advance to the finals, our bakers must clear the hurdle that is patisserie. It's no easy feat, especially for Laura who manages to spill chocolate on just about every surface on the tent. But at least she didn't turn her horn into a sugary phallus.If you want to see us record this episode, check out our Crappens on Demand v...
1hr 9m Nov 25, 2020
1hr 9m
1363: BelowDeck: Try a Little Tender Mess
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50m Nov 25, 2020
50m
1362: RHOP: Face the Domination
The Real Housewives of Potomac wrap up their trip to Portugal with a S & M party, where Candiace dresses real tough then cries a lot. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher...
57m Nov 23, 2020
57m
#1361 Southern Charm: Pandumbic and Pandumberer
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Covid finally hits Charleston, which means the guys have to start doing nothing but drinking and sleeping. Oh wait... This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about H...
56m Nov 21, 2020
56m
1360: RHOSLC: Swing and a Missus
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City fight on a slope about swinging and wear lots of feathers. Lots and lots of feathers. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all a...
1hr 6m Nov 21, 2020
1hr 6m
1359: RHOC: Shots Over the Vow
There's another vow renewal on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but can the ladies stop themselves from taking cheap shots? This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitch...
1hr 1m Nov 19, 2020
1hr 1m
1359: GBBS: I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly
The bonkers quarterfinals of The Great British Baking Show saw the contestants flail hopelessly with the technical, struggle through a mini cheesecakes, and then triumph in a wobbly, beautiful gelatin climax. It was pretty intense. Also, Peter loves Christmas. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 3m Nov 18, 2020
1hr 3m
1358: Below Deck: Max Dax Beyond Dunderdome
Below Deck rids itself of Charlie and brings on a pack of millennials to show the geezers how to party. There's also a new stew and another sobbing scene. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher...
57m Nov 17, 2020
57m
1357: RHOP: Making a Statement; Plus, Southern Charm Update
The Real Housewives of Potomac delight in spider pranks and flavored butter on this week's episode. However, the fun times in Madeira are mired by old grudges from last season. It's the calm before the storm next week when Ashley reveals to Candiace that she made a legal statement in support of Monique. We recap it all, and afterwards, we chat about our favorite moments from last week's Souther...
1hr 5m Nov 16, 2020
1hr 5m
1356: RHOSLC: General Hospital Smell w/ Margaret Josephs - Live from Quarantine!
To celebrate the arrival of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, we put on a virtual show, and guess who showed up? The Marge! Come hear Margaret Josephs' Crappens debut followed by our thorough recap of RHOSLC. We omitted the Q&A that followed the recap from this recording, but if you'd like to see it, the recording will be available the rest of the weekend. Catch it at https://onlocationli...
2hr 5m Nov 13, 2020
2hr 5m
1355: RHOC: Mothers, Children, and Tiny Cars
This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we catch most of the women struggling with various challenges of motherhood. And also a tiny Ferrari. Yes, it's a "Serious" episode, but there are some noteworthy moments: the debut of Gina's ex Matt as well as the return of Lizzy! Fun! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
52m Nov 12, 2020
52m
1354: Great British Baking Show: Melt With You
It's 80's week on Netflix' Great British Baking Show and there are lots of ice cream cake disasters to deal with on the hottest day of the year. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium a...
1hr 7m Nov 11, 2020
1hr 7m
1353: BelowDeck: Eggs-hausted
The first charter on Below Deck continues to be a source of constant frustration, thanks mostly to a bevy of picky eaters and obnoxious behavior. It doesn't help that they're one deckhand down and stuck with a stew who moves slower than a sloth. So much is happening, and we've barely even started the season.Don't just listen to the recap, watch it too. Check out today's episode with Crappens on...
1hr 10m Nov 10, 2020
1hr 10m
1352: RHOP: The Portu-gall!
The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac visit Portugal so Wendy has fresh ears to tell about her multiple degrees and Karen can yell at Gizelle about not sharing her man. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Si...
56m Nov 09, 2020
56m
#1351 Southern Charm: Wicked Brews
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Southern Charm takes us to the Food and Wine Festival where Shep gets told off by Madison and Pringle charms the ladies by doing absolutely nothing. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitc...
1hr 16m Nov 06, 2020
1hr 16m
1350: RHOC: Lemonade Stand Off
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The war at Shannon's Lemonade Housewarming rages on. Braunwyn cries, Shannon denies, and a glass flies. This week's premium bonus is a dip into episode three of Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV...
1hr 6m Nov 05, 2020
1hr 6m
1349: GBBS: Matcha Made In Heaven
This week on The Great British Baking Show, the bakers must try their hand at Japanese pastries. The result: some VERY rude matcha haterade, a jiggly sponge, and the wee debut of Dizzy the Shuttlecock. STOP TRYING TO MAKE DIZZY HAPPEN, PETER. Hey guys, did you know that Paul went to Japan once? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
59m Nov 04, 2020
59m
1348: BelowDeck: Putting the Rib in Caribbean
Captain Lee is back for another episode of Below Deck, and it's already a doozy. Rib drama, family tragedies, and bossy guests are just some of the many treats in store for us in the first hour. We discuss it all — plus, an important conversation about tugboats. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 16m Nov 03, 2020
1hr 16m
1347: RHOP: Four Degrees of Separation
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the cast models hats for Robyn and prepares to head off to Portugal. But first, a minor showdown between Wendy and Karen turns into a battle of the doctorates. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 3m Nov 02, 2020
1hr 3m
1346: SouthernCharm: Shep Shifter
Southern Charm is back with a slew of casting changes and one or two unpleasant surprises. Between the asbestos explosions and T-Rav cameos, there's a lot that's hazardous to our health here. But as always, we're happy to make fun of this mess.Don't just listen, watch us. Check out our video recap of the episode here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43343193 See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
1hr 15m Oct 30, 2020
1hr 15m
1345: RHOC: Cold Reception at the Housewarming
Braunwyn continues to struggle with her newfound sobriety on Real Housewives of Orange County, but unfortunately Gina doesn't know that, leading to an explosive and awkward fight at Shannon's housewarming party. Also, we learn that the words "sad" and "depressing" are not part of Shannon's vocabulary. She would never! How dare you!!!This ep is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us re...
1hr 20m Oct 29, 2020
1hr 20m
1344: GBBS: Uncage My Tart
Great British Baking Show brings us baking week and cages some tarts before crumbling one of our favorites. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 9m Oct 28, 2020
1hr 9m
1343: BelowDeckMed: Drugs and Sandy
Below Deck Med's second reunion is a too deep dive into Mary Timelaw and Rob and Jess' ridiculous romance, and Aesha calls in from an Etch-a-Sketch. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...
1hr 11m Oct 27, 2020
1hr 11m
1342: RHOP: Voted Out
Wendy has an empowerment event, Monique has a live podcast, and Candiace has lots of nerve on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
59m Oct 26, 2020
59m
1341: Dream Home Makeover
Since we're obsessed with home renovation and design shows, we thought we'd take a gander at Netflix's new fresh-from-Pinterest show, Dream Home Makeover. Can Shea and Syd McGee transform a perfectly lovely living room into a perfectly lovelier living room? We'll find out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
43m Oct 23, 2020
43m
1340: RHOC: The Cat in the Spat
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  There's a cat party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Gina is mad about getting poor shamed. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales ...
1hr 18m Oct 22, 2020
1hr 18m
1339: GBBS: White Chocolate Fragility
This week on The Great British Baking Show, the bakers must tackle chocolate, starting with a delicacy so technically refined that only the most elite pastry chefs can successfully attempt them: brownies. The less said about this signature bake, the better. Then it's on to chocolate babka and finally, a white chocolate celebration cake challenge that threatens to melt into a puddle under the ha...
1hr 13m Oct 21, 2020
1hr 13m
1388: Below Deck Med: The Great Barrier Reefer
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Part one of the Below Deck Med Reunion finds Kiko apologizing for nachos and Hanna getting caught with her hand in the reefer jar. This week's bonus is a shopping trip on Amazon Prime Day. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crap...
1hr 12m Oct 20, 2020
1hr 12m
1337: RHOP: Sip and See You In Court
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Wendy holds a sip and see for her daughter while Candiace moves forward with pressing charges against Monique. But no one is more stressed than the deer scampering around Karen's neighborhood. Must be hard living close to such a vaunted PUBLIC FIGURE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 7m Oct 19, 2020
1hr 7m
Dwell Hello 01 - High Flying in Wichita
Welcome to Dwell Hello — a twelve week limited series on Stitcher Premium! This week we're recapping Season 151, Episode 28:  "High Flying in Wichita," which follows two circus enthusiasts as they move to Kansas.  On their wishlist:  Berber carpet, breakfast in the tub, Berber carpet, nearby burritos, Berber carpet, matching air vents, and BERBER CARPET!!! This is truly one of the most specia...
40m Oct 19, 2020
40m
1336: Talking RHONJ with Kim D
New Jersey's fashion icon Kim D joins us to answer all our burning questions about RHONJ, Teresa, Melissa, Kim G, Danielle Staub, Posche Fashion show, and pretty much anything else that crosses our mind. Check it out! Don't just listen to the interview, watch it!  We recorded this over zoom; so come watch our threeway call with Kim D by clicking here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42807919/ S...
49m Oct 16, 2020
49m