1335: RHOC: Back At Square Uno
The Real Housewives of Orange County is back, and for the first time since the Bush era, there's no sign of Vicki or Tamra. Weird. What we do have are a bunch of bunk beds, new boyfriends, and a new cast member who lives up to all our drama club dreams. So far so good? We're still nervous about this season is going to play out... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 29m Oct 15, 2020
1hr 29m
1334: Great British Baking Show: Gaygel Pride
The Great British Baking Show tackles Bread Week, and no one has heard of a gay flag before. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 17m Oct 14, 2020
1hr 17m
1333: Below Deck Med: Gone With the Wind Scale
Rob threatens to cancel his trip to Bali on the season finale of Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy makes some hug certificates on Photoshop. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnys...
1hr 3m Oct 13, 2020
1hr 3m
1332: RHOP: Surrey Seems to Be the Hardest Word
Karen goes home to Surrey on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac to be in the Homecoming Parade, and Monique gets a solid talking to by her pastor. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! ...
1hr 7m Oct 12, 2020
1hr 7m
1331: Netflix' Emily in Paris
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** An American social media girl who's never tasted a chocolate croissant before goes to Paris in Darren Star's new show, and we're here to be embarrassed for her. And ourselves. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We des...
54m Oct 09, 2020
54m
1330: HBO Max' Class Action Park
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** This week we take on HBO Max' documentary about a crazy waterpark in Jersey and try to spot a Giudice in the bunch. Our premium bonus is about Netflix' American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at c...
1hr 23m Oct 08, 2020
1hr 23m
1329: GBBO: Snap Judgments
It's biscuits week on The Great British Bake Off, and our plucky group of bakers must concoct Florentines, macaroons, and some manner of biscuit-based table setting. It's not as much of a disaster as week 1, but there are still some major misses (and major successes too!) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 8m Oct 07, 2020
1hr 8m
1328: BelowDeckMed: Cold Brü
With the Below Deck Mediterranean season drawing to a close, Jessica and Rob's romance reaches new lows of annoyingness. Will they go to Bali together? Will he endeavor to do a sea crossing instead? And does anyone care? Well, we can definitely answer that last question. Come listen! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
56m Oct 06, 2020
56m
1327: RHOP: Rashomon-ique
In the wake of last week's shocking fight on Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique sits with the women and explains her side of the altercation. Simultaneously, Candiace gives her take to Dr. Ken. And then of course, Robyn, Gizelle, and the rest of the ladies have their perceptions. Who's right, and where is the truth? That's for us to decide. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 9m Oct 06, 2020
1hr 9m
1326: #1326 RHONY: Eggs-it Stage Left
Bravo gives us a few fries at the bottom of the bag with the Real Housewives of New York "Secrets Revealed" special. There aren't many secrets, but we do get LuAnn demanding applause and Lea's mom laughing at her. That's good enough for us. (Wink) Don't just listen: watch this video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42302454 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 5m Oct 02, 2020
1hr 5m
1325: GreatBritishBakingShow: Bake Cake or Bust
You can't have your cake and eat it too.  But you can knock it over.  For the first time ever we're tackling The Great British Baking Show (aka the Great British Bake Off aka GBBO on the other side of the pond), and we're kicking off "Collection 8" on Netflix today with Cake Week!  The contestants must make Battenbergs, miniature upside-down pineapple cakes, and finally, sponges wrapped in fond...
1hr 31m Oct 01, 2020
1hr 31m
1324: Selling Sunset: Swan Song Wrongs
Davina makes a total ass out of herself at Christine's Black Swan wedding on the season finale of Selling Sunset and Chrishelle cries some more. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See o...
51m Sep 29, 2020
51m
1323: Below Deck Med: No Ifs, Ands or Frozen Halibuts
Chef Tom has hissy fits all over the boat on this week's Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy gives him a firm talking to. And by talking to we mean hug. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! ...
1hr 4m Sep 29, 2020
1hr 4m
1322: RHOP: Barn to Be Wild
The big fight of the season goes down on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac and Gizelle's dad takes a stand. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
1hr 8m Sep 28, 2020
1hr 8m
1321: RHONY Reunion: Roll the Final Clip
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York ends its reunion month, and we're all left wondering who's gonna roll the CLIIIIIIP! This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at ...
1hr 4m Sep 25, 2020
1hr 4m
1320: Netflix' My Octopus Teacher
Netflix hit a home run with My Octopus teacher, and we're here to add Patti LuPone and nosy Jill Zarin fish into our newest movie obsession. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnys...
1hr 43m Sep 24, 2020
1hr 43m
1319: SellingSunset: St. Louis Blues
This week on Selling Sunset, Chrishell retreats to the midwest for some R&R with her family. Meanwhile back in LA, Christine and Davina are adamant that there are two sides to every story: a hot and famous side, and a Chrishell side. Whose side are you on? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
54m Sep 23, 2020
54m
1318: BelowDeckMed: Provision Quest
Chef Tom continues to endure endless humiliations: first he has to slice a cucumber — a cucumber!! — and on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, he also must contend with bad fish and burnt buns. HE'S OVER IT, BLOKE!!!! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
1hr 10m Sep 22, 2020
1hr 10m
1317: RHOP: Barnstorming
Real Housewives of Potomac was chock full of drama this week. First, Michael 'fesses up to "taking the bait" and going back a hotel with a random girl. But don't worry guys — he passed out immediately and when he came to, he was half naked and lying next to a woman. NOTHING HAPPENED. Then it's off to a barn for some wine tasting where all hell breaks loose between Monique and Candiace. It's the...
1hr 8m Sep 21, 2020
1hr 8m
1316: RHONY: Ramona Wants To Help America
Part two of the Real Housewives of New York season 12 reunion powers on, and it features everything we could want: Ramona invoking Lucille Ball, Ramona calling Dorinda a drunk, and Ramona telling Leah to help America by "owning" her bipolar diagnosis. And we haven't even gotten to the Tinsley stuff yet. It's always a great time when these ladies get together.  Watch this recap on Crappens on De...
1hr 10m Sep 18, 2020
1hr 10m
1315: RHOBH: Denise Has Left The Building
Denise Richards goes out in a blaze of glory on Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Clutching a script, some shoes, and a selection of fine pens, Denise became the first Bravo cast member to spend her reunion fielding questions while also memorizing lines. Now that's she off to The Bold and The Beautiful full time, she leaves behind Lisa Rinna with useless text message print...
1hr 10m Sep 17, 2020
1hr 10m
1314: Selling Sunset: Hartleyless
Chrishelle gets a hideous text on Selling Sunset, and Christine, Davina and Maya try to figure out how Keurig machines work. For this week's premium bonus shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales...
51m Sep 16, 2020
51m
1313: Below Deck Med: Cucumber Cataclysm
Chef Tom chews Aesha out over a cucumber on Below Deck Med, but add an avocado into the mix and it's all out war! For our premium bonuses become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
49m Sep 15, 2020
49m
1312: RHOP: Bonfireball of the Vanities
Monique gets mad that some of the girls miss her big s'mores bonfire on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Ashley gets the bad news about her man. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go t...
59m Sep 14, 2020
59m
1311: RHONY: The Masked Singer
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The ladies yell at Ramona for her terrible Covidiquette on the Real Housewives of New York reunion, but all Ramona cares about is trying to get her straw through her mask. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New m...
1hr 16m Sep 11, 2020
1hr 16m
1310: RHOBH: I Don't Know Her
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Kyle complains that everyone has been coming after her this season on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part two, and then she continues to go after Denise. Unfortunately, Denise has never met a Randy. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over ...
1hr 7m Sep 09, 2020
1hr 7m
1309: SellingSunset: Wedge Issue
Put on your most elegant Galia Lahav because Christine is shopping for her gothic Barbie wedding on season 3, episode 5 of Selling Sunset! It's another episode full of tense yet polite showdowns and overuse of the word "wedge." Plus, the bomb finally drops on Chrishell's doomed marriage. HAVE SOME ETIQUETTE!! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
43m Sep 09, 2020
43m
1308: BelowDeckMed: I Dated a Pill in Ibiza
It takes a special duo to be worse than Johnny and Michelle Damon, but on Below Deck Mediterranean, Rob and Jessica are up for the challenge! The two are truly THAT couple: the one who ruins everything — a group dinner, a night at the club, your favorite yacht TV show — as they bicker passive aggressively over shopping trips and being present. UGH. In other news, Chef Tom finished a charter wit...
55m Sep 08, 2020
55m
1307: RHOP: Caught Blue Handed
It's not a season of The Real Housewives of Potomac without a Michael Darby scandal, and this time around, he's been caught at a strip club talking about having a wife and a boyfriend. Is it true? Does it even matter? Will this have any impact on their marriage? Probably not, but we'll have fun watching the chaos that's sure to ensue! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
1hr 5m Sep 07, 2020
1hr 5m
1306: RHONY: Turban Legend
Dorinda Medley leaves Real Housewives of New York  in a blaze of saliva.  Is this the way she really wanted to end things?  I guess it doesn't really matter since we technically have a three part reunion to look forward to next week!  Don't just listen to this episode, watch it too! Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41252456 See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for ...
1hr 19m Sep 04, 2020
1hr 19m
1305: RHOBH: Let There Be (Gas)Light
It's part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 10 reunion, which means it's time to rev up the gaslighting machine! The question is — who's gaslighting who? We're still Team Denise in this dumb feud. Where do you land?Also, don't forget to watch our video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41206236 See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
1hr 18m Sep 03, 2020
1hr 18m
1304: Selling Sunset: Thanks(for)giving Mary Everything!
It's Friendsgiving on Selling Sunset, but no one's happy that Mary's always taking. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy infor...
48m Sep 02, 2020
48m
1303: Below Deck Med: Memories of a Aesha
Aesha returns to Below Deck Med for a trip to Ibiza, and Rob is in trouble for exting. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy in...
48m Sep 01, 2020
48m
1302: RHOP: Birds of Slay
The Real Housewives of Potomac take a girls trip to Monique's lakehouse and baby Dean starts some poop. Will the bird come to his rescue? For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!
59m Aug 31, 2020
59m
1301: RHONY: Mob Wives
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  This week on Real Housewives of New York, Dorinda celebrates her birthday, Leah celebrates her company, and Sonja trains her dog to poop on the carpet better. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designe...
1hr 1m Aug 28, 2020
1hr 1m
1300: RHOBH: Out Me Without Me
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Season finale time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The ladies try to set Denise up for a big showdown with Brandi Glanville at Dorit's finale party, and it falls as flat as Dorit's new fake champagne. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Pa...
1hr 41m Aug 27, 2020
1hr 41m
1299: SellingSunset: Tall Orders and Short Windows
On Selling Sunset season 3 episode 3, Davina's $75 million listing continues to cause problems of all sizes, especially with Jason a.k.a. The Number One Guy In This Group. Will Davina be able to find a buyer for Adnan's evil lair? Or will she crash and burn like so many vehicles trying to make a left on Coldwater Canyon out of the property's driveway? Plus, Romain eats cheese.   See https://ac...
59m Aug 26, 2020
59m
1298: BelowDeckMed: Draggin’, Bali, Zzzzzs
We've learned a lot of things recently on Below Deck Mediterranean: always have a backup potato, don't ignore the laundry, and no matter what you do, never poach something for idiots. The biggest lesson of all, however, is that Rob and Jess's trip to Bali will never, ever be interesting. That's something we had to learn the hard way.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out info...
1hr 2m Aug 25, 2020
1hr 2m
1297: RHOP: I Got La’Dame In My Bag, Swag
Karen Huger is ready to open up her new NEW house to the ladies on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and her party has everything: acrobats near the community pond, a singing telegram, and even some awkward Beyoncé cosplay! The Grande Dame is back, baby!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 5m Aug 24, 2020
1hr 5m
1296: RHONY: Curses! Soiled Again
The Real Housewives of New York wraps up its Mexican vacation, but not before dealing with a lot of rage... and a little bit of poop. Then it's back to NYC for Sonja's big Century 21 launch. This episode has it all: bad wine, stacks of rice cakes, and a new excuse for skipping an event: the Fire Island house winter reunion. Are we ever worthy of this show? If you want to watch us as we record t...
1hr 15m Aug 21, 2020
1hr 15m
1295: RHOBH: Buca di Uh-Oh
What goes on in the Capri Room, stays in the Capri Room! Unless it's on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Listen to us break down all the gory details of Teddi Mellencamp's family-style baby shower. Do you believe Brandi Glanville or Denise Richards? Don't forget you can watch us record this episode on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40668562   See https://acast.com/pri...
1hr 35m Aug 20, 2020
1hr 35m
1293: Selling Sunset: Botoxic Friends
The Botox and Burgers showing goes well, but will Amanza find the confidence in herself to inspire Trixie Monacle to write a new power ballad? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/pr...
48m Aug 19, 2020
48m
1292: Below Deck Med: Honay Byes
It's the final episode for honnnnaaaaay and the first episode for a new off his rocker chef. Get ready for a tantrum! For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt...
1hr 27m Aug 18, 2020
1hr 27m
1291: RHOP: Sip n' Flee
Ashley has a sip n' see for her kid on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Will Candiace make it through without poking herself tearfully in the eye with a folded napkin? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedSh...
1hr 12m Aug 17, 2020
1hr 12m
1291: Interview with Christine Quinn of 'Selling Sunset'
We are newly obsessed with Selling Sunset, and what better way to take our obsession to the next level than by interviewing the ever polarizing cast member Christine Quinn. Come join us for a casual chat about the show, real estate, and her favorite Bravolebrities.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
40m Aug 17, 2020
40m
1290: RHONY: Sex and the Cenote
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Down a cave the women of Real Housewives of New York descend. There's lots of sexiness this week, and even more poo. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com ...
1hr 15m Aug 14, 2020
1hr 15m
1289: RHOBH: Welcome to the ThunderRome
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The women wrap up their Rome trip with a near walk-off by Denise and a tearful, most likely temporary apology from Rinna. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch...
1hr 24m Aug 13, 2020
1hr 24m
1288: SellingSunset: Felt Cahoots, Might Delete Later
Season 3 of Selling Sunset arrived over the weekend, and we are here to recap the big premiere! SO much happened: Christine had a birthday party, Amanza reminded Mary that she should be mad, and Heather learned how to spell "Cahoots," despite Google not working anymore! What a time to be alive.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 2m Aug 12, 2020
1hr 2m
BelowDeckMed: It's About Tom
As predicted, with Kiko off Below Deck Mediterranean, Malia's boyfriend Tom has swooped in to save the day. But things are far from fixed on this ship of terrors. Malia throws a hissy fit about not getting to share a room with her boyfriend, and it all culminates in some very serious allegations. We have a lot to say about this one...   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out inf...
1hr 14m Aug 11, 2020
1hr 14m
1286: RHOP: Ashley Wasn't Torn Yesterday
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique and Gizelle come together to inspire Ashley to leave her apartment... and face Candiace for another round of battering. Meanwhile, Karen works out, and Wendy continues to impress.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 4m Aug 10, 2020
1hr 4m