1465: RHONJ: Attention Deficit Dis-Gorga
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, we bid a tearful goodbye to Nono, but not before witnessing a perfectly petty fight wherein Joe Gorga projects his masculinity insecurities onto Melissa. Will she ever dare to walk to a van without him again? Only time will tell. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 2m Apr 08, 2021
1hr 2m
1464: RHOD: Bigfoot in Bigmouth
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* The Real Housewives of Dallas go to a cabin in Oklahoma so Kary can prove she's the most classless no matter the location. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our ...
1hr 9m Apr 07, 2021
1hr 9m
1463: Below Deck Sailing: Barrie'd With Children
Barrie ends his charter by proposing to his daughter's ex boyfriend on this week's Below Deck Sailing Yacht, and Gary tries to get a throuple on. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
48m Apr 06, 2021
48m
1462: RHOA & Married2Med: You've Upset Big Freedia
Marlo has a temper tantrum at a drag queen cooking class on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Michael heads off to college on Married to Medicine. Will anyone's eyelashes stay glued on? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extr...
1hr 11m Apr 05, 2021
1hr 11m
1461: Top Chef: Portland Gail Blazers
Top Chef returns, and this time we're in Portland! Gail still has a pattern addiction, Padma is as Padma ever, and Tom is still super disappointed in his mixologist son. We also did a cast breakdown on a premium bonus episode. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A ...
1hr 25m Apr 02, 2021
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1460: Summer House: Taco Tearsday
Summer House is full of tears this week as the house declares Luke an unstable psychopath before forgiving him over some taco tears. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omny...
1hr Apr 02, 2021
1hr
1459: RHONJ: The Trepology
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo)* Teresa finally gives Jackie the apology she's been asking for on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey, but will it suffice? Will Margaret drown Jennifer by the end of the episode? And why is there cheese flying? Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face ...
1hr 6m Apr 01, 2021
1hr 6m
1458: RHOD: Tattle Snake
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Brandi is rattled by D'Andra getting an interview about Brandi's racist ass before Brandi does. Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patr...
1hr 24m Mar 31, 2021
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1457: BelowDeckSailing: The Royal Tender Bums; Plus, Jen Shah Arrested!
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, the guests from hell continue to demand every type of French fry known to man. And just when things can't get worse, the tender flunks out. Not good. Plus, in the world of Bravo crime, Jen Shah of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City gets arrested in what looks to be a very, very dirty scheme. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See om...
1hr 3m Mar 30, 2021
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1456: RHOA Married2Med: NOLA & Basketball
This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the women head to NOLA for a girls trip. They eat alligator, they ride bikes, and they even try to do some zydeco dancing. Then over on Married to Medicine, the women gather for a kids vs. adults basketball game, which leads to Toya and Heavenly fighting over debts. Married to Medicine begins at 43:54 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcr...
1hr 16m Mar 29, 2021
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1455: SummerHouse: Pub Brawl
There are so many conspiracy theories swirling around Summer House that we're surprised the cast didn't up and storm the Capital. First, further fallout from the TOTALLY REPUTABLE Instagram psychic, who claimed that Luke and Lindsay slept together. Then tensions bubble over during a faux pub crawl when Kyle accuses Luke of controlling women, and Luke responds with the most vicious statement utt...
1hr 15m Mar 26, 2021
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1454: RHONJ: Vibrator de Force
A trip to the shore leads to major drama on The Real Housewives of New Jersey as Teresa and Jackie come face to face for the first time since their falling out. Will Teresa act like an animal? Or will things be calm and collected? We'll let you take a wild guess how that turns out. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 18m Mar 25, 2021
1hr 18m
1453: RHOD: Jesus Christ Superspar
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo) Tiffany hosts a "luxe luau" on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, which sets the stage for D'Andra and Brandi to fight about who's a better Christian. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of New York Trailer, which is also a Crappens on Demand video. Find it and all of our premium bonus e...
1hr 16m Mar 24, 2021
1hr 16m
1452: Below Deck Sailing: A Barrie Tale
Below Deck Sailing Yacht has to end a charter early due to Covid and no one gets hurt. Phew. Unfortunately, no one is safe from the plague called Barrie. This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go t...
1hr Mar 23, 2021
1hr
1451: RHOA & Married to Medicine: Rakhi/Horror Picture Show
Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrates Halloween with some yelling and golf clubs, then the Married to Medicine ladies have a fight at a Rakhi party! Join us! This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales ...
1hr 31m Mar 22, 2021
1hr 31m
1450: Summer House: Take Luke Down, Pass Him Around
Luke is getting the cold shoulder from all the women on Summer House this week, but wait! There's one option left. Question is, has she already been activated? This week's bonus is a quick dive into WandaVision. Find it and all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sale...
1hr 2m Mar 19, 2021
1hr 2m
1448: RHOD: In The Name of the Father
This week on The Real Housewives of Dallas, a birthday party for Tiffany goes south as D'andra finds herself cornered by both Brandi and Mama Dee. Plus, more fun shaman experiences, a frightened snake, and the epic romance that led to Dee marrying into the Simmons family. It's all pretty excellent. This episode is available with Crappens on Demand. Watch it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/...
1hr Mar 17, 2021
1hr
1447: BelowDeckSailing: Ailing Yacht
So much drama on this week's Below Deck: Sailing Yacht. First, Daisy lets everyone know there'll be hell to pay if someone uses a guest head ever again. Then a bunch of a high maintenance people come on board, leading to a very dramatic health scare that may or may not be COVID-19. Yikes! Thank goodness we have Captain Glenn around to give us suggestive hand gestures. Our Patreon Extras: https...
47m Mar 16, 2021
47m
1446: RHOA & Married2Med: The Big Chill
On Real Housewives of Atlanta, the moment no one's been waiting for is finally here: Cynthia Bailey's wedding to Mike Hill. It's a star-studded affair with Eva the Diva, Shereé, Karen Huger, Claudia Jordan, and... Dennis. Meanwhile, over on Married to Medicine, Jackie and Simone still aren't friends again, and it's taking an emotional toll on us. Fix it, guys!   Married To Medicine starts at ...
1hr 32m Mar 15, 2021
1hr 32m
1445: SummerHouse: Turn Down for What?
The good people of Summer House continue to lose their minds in quarantine; this time bickering about music volume. It's the age old debate: Love Island or beer pong — what's more important?? In other news, Stephen sends Lindsay a Power Point presentation as to why they should get back together. Romance is alive, people. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio...
1hr 16m Mar 12, 2021
1hr 16m
1444: RHONJ: More Madder, More Problems
Teresa is more madder than she's ever been on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and while it doesn't seem like there'll be any resolution to this feud anytime soon, Jackie is determined to cheer up Evan. And what better way to do it than by hosting a strange birthday redo where everyone must disavow the cheating rumor? This episode is Crappens on Demand! Watch it here: https://www.patreon.com...
1hr 14m Mar 11, 2021
1hr 14m
1443: RHOD: Shame and Shamans
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Brandi cries for herself again in this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, and D'Andra brings a Shaman in to check everyone's extensions. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! ...
1hr 25m Mar 10, 2021
1hr 25m
1442: Below Deck Sailing: Pita Dread
This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, there's a pita fight! Also Gary tries to bang everyone until he finds success in a guest cabin. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudi...
59m Mar 09, 2021
59m
1441: RHOA: Turning the Page (Six)
Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya and Drew failing to get on the same page, and the ladies try to guess who leaked to Page Six at a pumpkin patch. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...
52m Mar 09, 2021
52m
1440: Summer House: Fish, Chips, n' Pink Slips
Summer House takes a scary turn when Lindsay expects a yacht for her birthdayversary and gets fish n' chips instead. Will she ever get HER sandwich? Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ...
56m Mar 05, 2021
56m
1439: RHONJ: But Did He Poker?
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of New Jersey gets the husbands together for poker night while the ladies vacay on Lake George, and Gorga gets punkdeded. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare...
1hr 6m Mar 04, 2021
1hr 6m
1438: RHOD: Austin Translation
Real Housewives of Dallas is back after a short break, and their rocky trip to Austin continues to bumble along. Our blood truly boiled this episode as Brandi managed to make herself the victim of her problematic behavior. It was truly maddening, but that doesn't mean we didn't laugh a lot too. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
1hr 4m Mar 03, 2021
1hr 4m
1437: BelowDeckSailing: Up for Sail
Below Deck Sailing Yacht is back, and we have a whole boat of new accents to butcher! We're digging the new season so far. It has everything we could want: terrible tattoos, gasoline spillage, and douchebags lost at sea. We're in!This is a Crappens on Demand episode; so you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48254563 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchw...
1hr 13m Mar 02, 2021
1hr 13m
1436: RHOA: Someone's Full of Bolo-ney
Kenya's witch hunt on Real Housewives of Atlanta continues to ratchet up, and like any good night with Bolo, it's going to end in a mess. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 2m Mar 01, 2021
1hr 2m
1435: Summer House: Trash TV
Since the dawn of reality television, there has been no rite of passage like the trivial fight over a household chore, and this week's Summer House delivered on all fronts. Yes, we had our first silly blowup of the season that didn't involve Luke or sandwiches, and it was great. God bless Kyle's obsessive cleanliness and Hannah's chronic laziness. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchw...
1hr 10m Feb 26, 2021
1hr 10m
1434: RHONJ: Jackie Non-Joiner
In the wake of Teresa and Jackie's blowout last week, the Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Lake George for some rest, relaxation, and nip slips.  What could go wrong? Watch this recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1434-48019649 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 9m Feb 26, 2021
1hr 9m
1433: RHOSLC: Putting the Season to Bed
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1hr 18m Feb 26, 2021
1hr 18m
1432: Below Deck Reunion: Skating By
The Below Deck crew gets together on Zoom for a lukewarm reunion. James has new brows, Rob refuses to show his face, and Elizabeth tries to win points by dressing as an ice skating bruise. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to Me...
1hr 7m Feb 23, 2021
1hr 7m
1431: RHOA: What Lies Bolo
Real Housewives of Atlanta brought in the big...er...guns(?) for this week's supersized stripper episode. Someone got their hand caught in the Bolo jar, but who was it? Kenya is determined to find out. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of s...
1hr 18m Feb 22, 2021
1hr 18m
1430: Summer House: Sandwich and Sandwichability
*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Summer House gang tries to get on with life in quarantine, but Hannah and Luke are still yelling about what a couple of blowjobs mean and Lindsay is screeching about a sandwich order. This week's bonus is a deep dive into deep acting. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for ...
1hr 7m Feb 19, 2021
1hr 7m
1429: RHOSLC: Living On a Prayer (?)
Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion. Lisa still can't figure out who Heather is, Mary cries over her romance with bags, and Lisa loses her damn mind. This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lot...
1hr 21m Feb 18, 2021
1hr 21m
1428: RHONJ: Gym Rat
Teresa starts The Real Housewives of New Jersey's new season off with a bang by accusing someone's husband of cheating at the gym. The tables are quickly flipped, though, and a symphony of hurled c words crescendos into a beautiful season. This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of ...
56m Feb 18, 2021
56m
1427: RHOD: South By SouthFester
The Real Housewives of Dallas head to Austin this week for their big cast trip celebrating Kary's 50th birthday (again). Things start off nicely enough with blowup dolls and tequila shots, but it's only a matter of time before D'Andra and Kary are at each other's necks about bullying. In other words, it's great! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/list...
1hr 9m Feb 17, 2021
1hr 9m
1426: Below Deck: Unchartered Territory
The season finale of Below Deck has drama, tears, and of course... cleaning. We're here to recap it all, and all that jazz. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 8m Feb 16, 2021
1hr 8m
1425: RHOA: Not Without My Daughter w/Rae Sanni
Special guest Rae Sanni fills in for Ronnie to talk Real Housewives of Atlanta this week, and we spend nearly two hours breaking down the latest episode. We're talking childcare, gay fantasies, and leftover pork. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 51m Feb 16, 2021
1hr 51m
1424: SummerHouse: Luke, I Am Your Lover
This week on Summer House, Luke finds himself in a love triangle in the shape of a motorcycle baked into a hot dish and served to a coyote. But he's hot and simple; so he's able to just smile while Hannah spirals out of control like a helicopter leaf. In other news, Lindsay is sick of making sandwiches, Carl's mom gets married, and the oven continues to seppuku itself in the face of this cast. ...
58m Feb 12, 2021
58m
1423: RHOSLC: Roll Footage
Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion comes out of the gates blazing hot. Everyone's angry at Lisa for some reason, and Meredith has many choice (and elegant) words to say to Jen Shah. It feels like we've barely scratched the surface with these ladies, and we can't wait for more.Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47430623 Ou...
1hr 16m Feb 11, 2021
1hr 16m
1422: #1422 RHOD: Crossing the Cricket Line
The Real Housewives of Dallas are sent into a tizzy when Tiffany hides crickets in their pizza. THE HORROR! This week's bonus is a completely shallow judging sesh of Top Chef's new contestants. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.c...
1hr 6m Feb 10, 2021
1hr 6m
1421: Below Deck: Ketchup Me if You Can
Below Deck gets rid of a stew and the Queen's children annoy the hell out of us. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at Covid depression and internet rage.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.c...
1hr 9m Feb 09, 2021
1hr 9m
1420: Summer House: Welcome to Alco-traz!
Summer House returns with all of the housemates stuck in quarantine together. They've only got each other and about seventy trillion cans of Loverboy. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at Covid depression and internet rage.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! O...
1hr 1m Feb 07, 2021
1hr 1m
1419: Southern Charm: Cutlered to the Core
**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Southern Charm ends its reunion with yelling, slut shaming, and controversy over a pretty big home run. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about ...
1hr 19m Feb 05, 2021
1hr 19m
1418: RHOSLC: Beauty Jab
**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  It's season finale time for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. The ladies all take turns telling off Jen, Heather opens Beauty Lab, and Meredith wears a screen door on her face. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *...
1hr 24m Feb 04, 2021
1hr 24m
1417: RHOD: Panties in a Bunch
This week on Real Housewives of Dallas, the day trip to Grapevine, TX, results in more fighting, more drunkenness, and more Kary being awful. In other words, it was hilarious! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
52m Feb 03, 2021
52m
1416: Below Deck: The Secret of Mahi Success
This week's Below Deck is filled with emotion as Captain Lee forges an unlikely bond with the Queen of Versailles, Jackie Siegel and her family over their shared personal losses. But don't worry: there's plenty of lighter stuff on board too — a colossal mahi mahi mixup, a sad birthday cake for Elizabeth, and two drunk boys who have us very nervous. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watch...
55m Feb 02, 2021
55m
1415: RHOSLC & RHOA: Bad Delivery
On today's double header episode, we're talking Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Real Housewives of Atlanta. First up the women of RHOSLC confront Jen Shah at a kooky hypnotist's house. Then on RHOA, Kenya brazenly orders crab cakes for herself while the rest of the cast starves in South Carolina. RHOA recap begins at 01:12:48 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Se...
1hr 45m Feb 02, 2021
1hr 45m