1414: Southern Charm: Spare the A-rod and Spoil the Manchild
The Southern Charm reunion comes in hot, and we're here to recap it. First there are allegations of Madison sleeping with an ex-MLBer (internet rumors say it's A-Rod, but Ben is holding out for Darryl Strawberry). Then there's talk of Cameran, Shep's apology tour, and Craig's pillows. It all climaxes around with Kathryn bouncing in her chair like a rag doll. It's infuriating and hilarious - jus...
1hr 33m Jan 29, 2021
1hr 33m
1413: RHOC: 23andMean
Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its 15th season with a reliably cringey, problematic, and dumbfounding reunion episode. Did we really expect anything less? Memo to self: do not turn to Bravo for delicate discussions of race and sexuality. Oh oh oh - this is a Crappens on Demand episode; so you can see our faces as we recap this trainwreck. Isn't that fun???? Watch it here: https://ww...
56m Jan 28, 2021
56m
1412: RHOD: Head on a Stick
D'Andra puts Brandi's head on a stick on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, but the real torment comes when Cary doesn't have chilled tequila. It's a situation. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters....
59m Jan 27, 2021
59m
1411: Below Deck: Trash Day
Izz gets a promotion on this week's Below Deck, and the boys aren't having it. Time to take out some trash. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/...
54m Jan 26, 2021
54m
1410: RHOSLC & RHOA: Shoe Reconcilation and PJ Envy
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City go to Vegas to fight and The Real Housewives of Atlanta are miffed that Kenya took a private plane for their vacation to Charleston. Atlanta starts at the 58 minute mark!  This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dw...
1hr 26m Jan 25, 2021
1hr 26m
1409: 2021 Golden Crappies Part Two
It's time for part two of the Golden Crappies! This half features Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox (Vanderpump Rules), Hannah Berner (Summer House), Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami), Courtney and Mary from Two Judgey Girls, Jackie Schimmel (Bitch Bible), Margaret Josephs (Real Housewives of New Jersey), Katie Cazorla and Walter Afanasieff (The Crappers), Matt Marr and Jake Anthony (Reality Ga...
2hr 23m Jan 25, 2021
2hr 23m
1408: 2021 Golden Crappies Part One
It's time for the Golden Crappies! This year's ceremony was so jam packed with Bravolebs and talking heads that we had to split it into two parts!  Part one features Tom Sandoval and Ariana Maddox (Vanderpump Rules), Ira Madison III (Keep It), Lisa Barlow (Real Housewives of Salt Lake City), Amy Phillips (Reality Checked) and Hannah Ferrier (Below Deck Med), Ryan Bailey (So Bad It's Good), Nadi...
1hr 21m Jan 25, 2021
1hr 21m
1407: Southern Charm: Ermcountability
**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Southern Charm cast ends its season by attempting to hold Kathryn accountable for her online emoji scandal. Will they pin her down or do we have a runner? This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on...
57m Jan 22, 2021
57m
1406: RHOC: Let's Make a Dealer
**Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Real Housewives of Orange County hits us with its first reunion and it's a doozy. Braunwynn is accused of trying to hook up Shannon's kid with drugs, Kelly is called out for her social media stuff, and Emily still has a new hip. This week's bonus is a look at the Netflix shows Bling Empire and Emily in Paris.  Find it at ...
1hr 5m Jan 21, 2021
1hr 5m
1405: RHOD: Open Mouth, Insert Chicken Foot
On The Real Housewives of Dallas, Kameron has a bone to pick with Tiffany. Many bones. Many teeny, tiny bones. In the shape of a chicken foot. It's a classic Westcott argument that will have you banging your head against a wall but also cracking up. We break it all down on today's episode! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwcVideo Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoListen: Our...
50m Jan 20, 2021
50m
1404: BelowDeck: UTI Aye Captain!
We always thought James and Elizabeth would be a forever couple on Below Deck, but after a drunken dinner goes awry, it looks like the greatest romance of 2021 may be in trouble. Turns out the real longevity belongs to Rachel's farts, which fill the galley thanks to a stomach ailment that takes her and Ashling down. It's an icky episode with a smattering of UTIs, and we're here to recap it all!...
48m Jan 19, 2021
48m
1403: RHOSLC & RHOA: Going Ham
It's another double header for us. First up on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Jen loses her temper in a spa tub after her husband ices her out. Then on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Porsha reveals that she hates when people steal her ham. Plus, Kandi gives away groceries, and Cynthia faces wedding guest list dilemmas. RHOA begins at 01:04:18 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhat...
1hr 40m Jan 18, 2021
1hr 40m
1402: SouthernCharm: On Again, Awful Again
Southern Charm winds down its season with a two-part finale, and we're here to break down all the usually toxic drama between Madison and Austen, not to mention the latest issues with Kathryn Calhoun Dennis. Plus, for added flair, Ben rants about Justin Bieber. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr Jan 15, 2021
1hr
1401: RHOC: Beach Blanket Sting-0
Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up its season with the girls coming for Baunwynn at the beach. Kelly shrieks, Shannon makes ooo faces, and Elizabeth chortles. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is a fun chat about current events.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to ...
59m Jan 14, 2021
59m
1400: RHOD: Dim Sum Kind of Wonderful
It's our 1400th episode, and we're celebrating by recapping The Real Housewives of Dallas. This week, the ladies head to dim sum where they face their biggest foe yet: chicken feet! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
57m Jan 13, 2021
57m
1399: Below Deck: Jumpin' Wack Trash
Below Deck hits its stride as Deloris freaks out and jumps overboard. Also, Elizabeth whines, Rachel gets wasted, and a band at a resort gets assaulted. This week's premium bonus is a fun chat about current events.  Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at ...
1hr 10m Jan 12, 2021
1hr 10m
1398: RHOSLC & RHOA: Hip-Hop, Top Golf and #Chill
We start with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, where Jen has a tantrum at her husband's hip hop and golf party before we head to Real Housewives of Atlanta for #Chill's engagement party. Atlanta starts at 1:03:45. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at ...
1hr 24m Jan 11, 2021
1hr 24m
Southern Charm: Drop Hop
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Madison uninvites Austen to his own birthday party on this week's Southern Charm, but he shows up anyway and gets super Austen-y about it all. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitch...
1hr 24m Jan 08, 2021
1hr 24m
1396: RHOC: Shari-ng is Caring!
On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn continues to drift from Sean and his phone while Elizabeth opens up more about her childhood. Oh, and did you hear that Shannon's boyfriend has a drinking problem now??? NEW HIP! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 4m Jan 07, 2021
1hr 4m
1395: RHOD: A New Moon
The Real Housewives of Dallas returns with a new lady and a lot of Brandi tears. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS....
1hr 2m Jan 06, 2021
1hr 2m
1394: BelowDeck: Going Overboard
This week's Below Deck goes into unchartered territory. Or maybe the right term is de-chartered? Hard to say. All we know is that Elizabeth still can't figure out how to iron Captain Lee's pants, and the cliffhanger is quite the doozy... Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
59m Jan 05, 2021
59m
1393: RHOA: There’s a Party. Kenya Come?
This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Ralph and Drew have couples therapy, and it seems to be promising (although we know it'll fail). Meanwhile, Porsha's sister decides to throw a party, but guess who's not invited? One hint: her name rhymes with Kenya. Oops, spoiled it. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
35m Jan 05, 2021
35m
1392: RHOP: The Last Dance
It's the final installment of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion, and it's about as epic as we could imagine. We break down all 90 minutes of it in today's supersized podcast ep. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 38m Jan 05, 2021
1hr 38m
1391: Reality Life With Kate Casey Crossover
We're ending the year catching up with one of our fave pod friends, Kate Casey of Reality Life With Kate Casey. We go over our end of the year faves and giggle a lot. You can find Kate's show anywhere you listen to podcasts, and follow her on Instagram @KateCaseyCA. Enjoy the show, and we'll talk to you again in 2021!  *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all abo...
42m Dec 30, 2020
42m
1390: Netflix's Holidate Part Three With 90 Day Gays
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast are back for part three of our crossover Holidate three part recap. We hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording. You can catch the video versions over on Crappens on Demand. Find Matt and Jake at https://www.sissythattalk.com @90daygays @themattmarr @...
1hr 29m Dec 30, 2020
1hr 29m
1389: Netflix's Holidate Part Two With 90 Day Gays
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  We're back with Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast for part two of our Holidate recap. The final part will release tomorrow, and you can catch the video versions over at Crappens on Demand on Patreon. Find Matt and Jake at https://www.sissythattalk.com @90daygays @themattmarr @jakeitorfakeit Our Pat...
44m Dec 29, 2020
44m
1388: Netflix's Holidate Part One With 90 Day Gays
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  It's a Holiday miracle! Matt and Jake from the 90 Day Gays Podcast joined Ben and Ronnie for a three hour recap of Netflix' Holidate starring Emma Roberts, Luke Bracey, Kristin Chenoweth and Frances Fisher. A new part will release over the next three days, and you can catch the video versions over on Crappen...
45m Dec 28, 2020
45m
1387: RHOC: Oh My Heaven's Gate!
The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County make the most of their sad girl's trip to Lake Arrowhead where Elizabeth opens up about her insane upbringing, and Shannon deals with coming down with Covid. This week's bonus is a dive into Erika Jayne's downfall. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's ...
1hr 1m Dec 24, 2020
1hr 1m
1386: BelowDeck: The Kiddo Stays in the Picture
It's another hour of chaos on Below Deck as the crew tries to figure out what the heck they're going to do without a chef for their next charter. Add a gaggle of gays and a glorified treasure hunter to the mix, and we have another fun episode — this time with 100% less mustard gas! Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/45315151 Our Patreon Extr...
1hr 26m Dec 22, 2020
1hr 26m
1385: RHOA: Bridechilla
Porsha fights a broken system in this week's Real Housewife of Atlanta while Mike and Cynthia fight over their wedding date and Drew and Ralph fight over everything else. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Summer House season 5 trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House H...
47m Dec 22, 2020
47m
1384: RHOP: Wine O' Clocked
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  It's part two of The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Candiace cries, Monique denies, and Andy takes sides. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all abo...
1hr 28m Dec 22, 2020
1hr 28m
1383: Southern Charm: Low Country Crabs
Austen tries to stand up for himself against Miss Patricia in this week's Southern Charm, but he's too low country to get far. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Summer House season 5 trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https...
57m Dec 19, 2020
57m
1382: RHOSLC: Sundancing Queens
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City take on Sundance and Heather gets laid. This week's bonus is a shot by shot preview of the Summer House trailer. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up ...
1hr 9m Dec 19, 2020
1hr 9m
1381: RHOC: Political Drunkies
With two cast members down for the count with coronavirus, The Real Housewives of Orange County forges ahead with its big cast trip to Lake Arrowhead. That's right - it's a four person vacation episode... and one of those people leaves early to sleep somewhere else. So... it's like a three person vacation episode. The point is that the ladies wind up talking politics and racial things, and it's...
55m Dec 17, 2020
55m
1380: Below Deck: Rachel Getting Harried
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Below Deck goes nuts this week when Chef Rachel loses her mind and Sunshine is sent packing. We don't know much, but we do know that you can eat our cooters. This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premi...
1hr Dec 15, 2020
1hr
1379: RHOA: Drew-d Awakening
This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, we meet our new housewife, Drew Sidora, and a new friend-of, LaToya. It's only their first episode, but we're already excited for big things... Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
53m Dec 15, 2020
53m
1378: RHOP: Not For Lazy Binders
Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion is just as good as we could have expected it, but no one was prepared for the receipts that Monique brought in her binder. In the end, she read Gizelle down, and it was legendary. Plus, Karen introduces us to Endi, and Candiace finally has a fan. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...
55m Dec 15, 2020
55m
1377: SouthernCharm: Accentuate the Positive
Half the cast of Southern Charm comes down with coronavirus this week, but that doesn't stop life in Charleston from rolling right along. Madison fights with Austen, Dani confronts Kathryn, and Craig goes on HSN! As Pringle's sons would say: typical! Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
48m Dec 12, 2020
48m
1376: RHOSLC: That’s A Convenient Store Narrative
This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mary Cosby drops some problematic tidbits while Meredith's marriage falls apart before our eyes. But somehow it's all hilarious? Or at least fascinating. Be sure to watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44938807 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...
1hr Dec 11, 2020
1hr
1375: RHOC: Lockdown Be A Lady Tonight
With coronavirus shutting down the country, The Real Housewives of Orange County goes into quarantine, which means the ladies have little to do but Zoom with each other and talk about Elizabeth's questionable truth. Meanwhile, Braunwyn loses her mind, and Shannon faces her worst nightmare. Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44891414 Our Patr...
58m Dec 10, 2020
58m
1374: BelowDeck: Chugging Along
It looks like Sunshine is running out of daylight on Below Deck as he oversleeps and continues to annoy the heck out of his crewmates. And in the interior, a tin of caviar threatens to undermine the entire operation. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
46m Dec 09, 2020
46m
1373: RHOA: Atlanta Returns!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta returns and in the height of 2020's turmoil. Porsha is a hero, Marlo is aiming thermometers at everyone, and Cynthia's boob is out. A lot. This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Pr...
45m Dec 08, 2020
45m
1372: RHOP: A Touching Engagement
Real Housewives of Potomac ends its season with a big manly fight at Robin's engagement/Christmas party. Don't touch us or yer goin' ta jaaaail! This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stit...
1hr 11m Dec 07, 2020
1hr 11m
1371: Southern Charm: Statues and Limitations
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Calhoun family statue is torn down on this week's Southern Charm and Kathryn's not faring much better after her racist emoji instagram fight. This week's bonus is a catch up on Thanksgiving antics and Bravo goss. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher P...
1hr 8m Dec 05, 2020
1hr 8m
1370: RHOSLC: The Fret Gala
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Mary has a Met Gala luncheon that's nothing like the Met Gala to give the ladies Louis Vuitton ear buds and fight with Jen about calling her a grandfather f**ker. Put on your finest threads! This week's bonus is a catch up on our personal lives. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a...
1hr 2m Dec 04, 2020
1hr 2m
1369: RHOC: Going Viral!
We're officially in December, and this year, Santa Claus isn't the only one coming to town. COVID-19 has hopped on its evil little sleigh and reached The Real Housewives of Orange County. After weeks of teasing its approach, we have now reached Full Toilet Paper Panic in Newport where Shanon Beador faces her greatest nightmare: no access to her daily meat! For something so serious, it sure is ...
52m Dec 03, 2020
52m
1368: GBBS: This One Takes The Cake
We're down to the final three bakers on The Great British Baking Show, and one thing is very clear from the outset: Laura will be sticking her head in a freezer. Come join us as we recap a very merry showdown. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1hr 5m Dec 01, 2020
1hr 5m
1366: RHOC: Tequila Shots with Lyin’ Chasers
Shanon gets wasted at a celebration for a recovering alcoholic, and Elizabeth turns out to be a lying conspiracy theorist.  Say what you will about Real Housewives of Orange County, but this show proves that Bravo is just gonna Bravo.Happy Thanksgiving!! Watch our recap here with Crappens on Demand: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44351759 Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...
55m Nov 27, 2020
55m
1365: RHOSLC: You Flocked With the Wrong Girl
Jen has a fit when Meredith goes to Mary's church on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Meredith's son's ruffles are feathered when he claims to have been exposed to a vagina. This week's premium bonus is another dip into Emily in Paris. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens *We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign ...
59m Nov 26, 2020
59m
1364: GBBS: Do I Make You Horny?
We're near the end of The Great British Baking Show, and before any can advance to the finals, our bakers must clear the hurdle that is patisserie. It's no easy feat, especially for Laura who manages to spill chocolate on just about every surface on the tent. But at least she didn't turn her horn into a sugary phallus.If you want to see us record this episode, check out our Crappens on Demand v...
1hr 9m Nov 25, 2020
1hr 9m