1316: RHONY: Ramona Wants To Help America
Part two of the Real Housewives of New York season 12 reunion powers on, and it features everything we could want: Ramona invoking Lucille Ball, Ramona calling Dorinda a drunk, and Ramona telling Leah to help America by "owning" her bipolar diagnosis. And we haven't even gotten to the Tinsley stuff yet. It's always a great time when these ladies get together.  Watch this recap on Crappens on De...
1hr 10m Sep 18, 2020
1hr 10m
1315: RHOBH: Denise Has Left The Building
Denise Richards goes out in a blaze of glory on Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Clutching a script, some shoes, and a selection of fine pens, Denise became the first Bravo cast member to spend her reunion fielding questions while also memorizing lines. Now that's she off to The Bold and The Beautiful full time, she leaves behind Lisa Rinna with useless text message print...
1hr 10m Sep 17, 2020
1hr 10m
1314: Selling Sunset: Hartleyless
Chrishelle gets a hideous text on Selling Sunset, and Christine, Davina and Maya try to figure out how Keurig machines work. For this week's premium bonus shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales...
51m Sep 16, 2020
51m
1313: Below Deck Med: Cucumber Cataclysm
Chef Tom chews Aesha out over a cucumber on Below Deck Med, but add an avocado into the mix and it's all out war! For our premium bonuses become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
49m Sep 15, 2020
49m
1312: RHOP: Bonfireball of the Vanities
Monique gets mad that some of the girls miss her big s'mores bonfire on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Ashley gets the bad news about her man. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go t...
59m Sep 14, 2020
59m
1311: RHONY: The Masked Singer
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The ladies yell at Ramona for her terrible Covidiquette on the Real Housewives of New York reunion, but all Ramona cares about is trying to get her straw through her mask. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New m...
1hr 16m Sep 11, 2020
1hr 16m
1310: RHOBH: I Don't Know Her
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Kyle complains that everyone has been coming after her this season on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part two, and then she continues to go after Denise. Unfortunately, Denise has never met a Randy. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over ...
1hr 7m Sep 09, 2020
1hr 7m
1309: SellingSunset: Wedge Issue
Put on your most elegant Galia Lahav because Christine is shopping for her gothic Barbie wedding on season 3, episode 5 of Selling Sunset! It's another episode full of tense yet polite showdowns and overuse of the word "wedge." Plus, the bomb finally drops on Chrishell's doomed marriage. HAVE SOME ETIQUETTE!! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
43m Sep 09, 2020
43m
1308: BelowDeckMed: I Dated a Pill in Ibiza
It takes a special duo to be worse than Johnny and Michelle Damon, but on Below Deck Mediterranean, Rob and Jessica are up for the challenge! The two are truly THAT couple: the one who ruins everything — a group dinner, a night at the club, your favorite yacht TV show — as they bicker passive aggressively over shopping trips and being present. UGH. In other news, Chef Tom finished a charter wit...
55m Sep 08, 2020
55m
1307: RHOP: Caught Blue Handed
It's not a season of The Real Housewives of Potomac without a Michael Darby scandal, and this time around, he's been caught at a strip club talking about having a wife and a boyfriend. Is it true? Does it even matter? Will this have any impact on their marriage? Probably not, but we'll have fun watching the chaos that's sure to ensue! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
1hr 5m Sep 07, 2020
1hr 5m
1306: RHONY: Turban Legend
Dorinda Medley leaves Real Housewives of New York  in a blaze of saliva.  Is this the way she really wanted to end things?  I guess it doesn't really matter since we technically have a three part reunion to look forward to next week!  Don't just listen to this episode, watch it too! Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41252456 See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for ...
1hr 19m Sep 04, 2020
1hr 19m
1305: RHOBH: Let There Be (Gas)Light
It's part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 10 reunion, which means it's time to rev up the gaslighting machine! The question is — who's gaslighting who? We're still Team Denise in this dumb feud. Where do you land?Also, don't forget to watch our video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41206236 See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
1hr 18m Sep 03, 2020
1hr 18m
1304: Selling Sunset: Thanks(for)giving Mary Everything!
It's Friendsgiving on Selling Sunset, but no one's happy that Mary's always taking. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy infor...
48m Sep 02, 2020
48m
1303: Below Deck Med: Memories of a Aesha
Aesha returns to Below Deck Med for a trip to Ibiza, and Rob is in trouble for exting. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy in...
48m Sep 01, 2020
48m
1302: RHOP: Birds of Slay
The Real Housewives of Potomac take a girls trip to Monique's lakehouse and baby Dean starts some poop. Will the bird come to his rescue? For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!
59m Aug 31, 2020
59m
1301: RHONY: Mob Wives
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  This week on Real Housewives of New York, Dorinda celebrates her birthday, Leah celebrates her company, and Sonja trains her dog to poop on the carpet better. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designe...
1hr 1m Aug 28, 2020
1hr 1m
1300: RHOBH: Out Me Without Me
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Season finale time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The ladies try to set Denise up for a big showdown with Brandi Glanville at Dorit's finale party, and it falls as flat as Dorit's new fake champagne. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Pa...
1hr 41m Aug 27, 2020
1hr 41m
1299: SellingSunset: Tall Orders and Short Windows
On Selling Sunset season 3 episode 3, Davina's $75 million listing continues to cause problems of all sizes, especially with Jason a.k.a. The Number One Guy In This Group. Will Davina be able to find a buyer for Adnan's evil lair? Or will she crash and burn like so many vehicles trying to make a left on Coldwater Canyon out of the property's driveway? Plus, Romain eats cheese.   See https://ac...
59m Aug 26, 2020
59m
1298: BelowDeckMed: Draggin’, Bali, Zzzzzs
We've learned a lot of things recently on Below Deck Mediterranean: always have a backup potato, don't ignore the laundry, and no matter what you do, never poach something for idiots. The biggest lesson of all, however, is that Rob and Jess's trip to Bali will never, ever be interesting. That's something we had to learn the hard way.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out info...
1hr 2m Aug 25, 2020
1hr 2m
1297: RHOP: I Got La’Dame In My Bag, Swag
Karen Huger is ready to open up her new NEW house to the ladies on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and her party has everything: acrobats near the community pond, a singing telegram, and even some awkward Beyoncé cosplay! The Grande Dame is back, baby!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 5m Aug 24, 2020
1hr 5m
1296: RHONY: Curses! Soiled Again
The Real Housewives of New York wraps up its Mexican vacation, but not before dealing with a lot of rage... and a little bit of poop. Then it's back to NYC for Sonja's big Century 21 launch. This episode has it all: bad wine, stacks of rice cakes, and a new excuse for skipping an event: the Fire Island house winter reunion. Are we ever worthy of this show? If you want to watch us as we record t...
1hr 15m Aug 21, 2020
1hr 15m
1295: RHOBH: Buca di Uh-Oh
What goes on in the Capri Room, stays in the Capri Room! Unless it's on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Listen to us break down all the gory details of Teddi Mellencamp's family-style baby shower. Do you believe Brandi Glanville or Denise Richards? Don't forget you can watch us record this episode on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40668562   See https://acast.com/pri...
1hr 35m Aug 20, 2020
1hr 35m
1293: Selling Sunset: Botoxic Friends
The Botox and Burgers showing goes well, but will Amanza find the confidence in herself to inspire Trixie Monacle to write a new power ballad? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/pr...
48m Aug 19, 2020
48m
1292: Below Deck Med: Honay Byes
It's the final episode for honnnnaaaaay and the first episode for a new off his rocker chef. Get ready for a tantrum! For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt...
1hr 27m Aug 18, 2020
1hr 27m
1291: RHOP: Sip n' Flee
Ashley has a sip n' see for her kid on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Will Candiace make it through without poking herself tearfully in the eye with a folded napkin? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedSh...
1hr 12m Aug 17, 2020
1hr 12m
1291: Interview with Christine Quinn of 'Selling Sunset'
We are newly obsessed with Selling Sunset, and what better way to take our obsession to the next level than by interviewing the ever polarizing cast member Christine Quinn. Come join us for a casual chat about the show, real estate, and her favorite Bravolebrities.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
40m Aug 17, 2020
40m
1290: RHONY: Sex and the Cenote
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Down a cave the women of Real Housewives of New York descend. There's lots of sexiness this week, and even more poo. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com ...
1hr 15m Aug 14, 2020
1hr 15m
1289: RHOBH: Welcome to the ThunderRome
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The women wrap up their Rome trip with a near walk-off by Denise and a tearful, most likely temporary apology from Rinna. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch...
1hr 24m Aug 13, 2020
1hr 24m
1288: SellingSunset: Felt Cahoots, Might Delete Later
Season 3 of Selling Sunset arrived over the weekend, and we are here to recap the big premiere! SO much happened: Christine had a birthday party, Amanza reminded Mary that she should be mad, and Heather learned how to spell "Cahoots," despite Google not working anymore! What a time to be alive.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 2m Aug 12, 2020
1hr 2m
BelowDeckMed: It's About Tom
As predicted, with Kiko off Below Deck Mediterranean, Malia's boyfriend Tom has swooped in to save the day. But things are far from fixed on this ship of terrors. Malia throws a hissy fit about not getting to share a room with her boyfriend, and it all culminates in some very serious allegations. We have a lot to say about this one...   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out inf...
1hr 14m Aug 11, 2020
1hr 14m
1286: RHOP: Ashley Wasn't Torn Yesterday
This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique and Gizelle come together to inspire Ashley to leave her apartment... and face Candiace for another round of battering. Meanwhile, Karen works out, and Wendy continues to impress.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 4m Aug 10, 2020
1hr 4m
1285: RHONY: No More Dromedary
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies continue to rampage through Mexico. There's drunkenness, there's music, and there's even camels. Oh, and a short gentleman with a stack of margaritas on his head. Isn't that what vacation is all about? Plus, Ramona shames Dorinda about her drinking, and Dorinda blames it all on Luann. Fun! Be sure to watch our recap on Crappens on Demand ...
1hr 11m Aug 07, 2020
1hr 11m
1284: RHOBH: The Elephant In The Rome
The Roman holiday continues on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but it's anything but relaxing for Denise Richards, who has a few allegations of her own up her sleeve. Whether anyone believes them is a whole other issue. Meanwhile, Kyle buys a fedora. Don't just listen to this episode, watch us record this recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40164809   See https://acast.com/privacy for ...
1hr 29m Aug 06, 2020
1hr 29m
1283: Below Deck Med: The Day the Music Fried
90's hip hop is ruined forever in this week's Below Deck Med, and our sweet chef cries for all the tears we want to. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast...
55m Aug 04, 2020
55m
1282: RHOP: Venom and Diamonds
The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with lots of new Karen wigs, new babies, and old grudges. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for pri...
1hr 25m Aug 03, 2020
1hr 25m
1281: RHONY: Go to Cancun, Not to Can'tcun
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Ramona is mad on The Real Housewives of New York, and she takes it out on a poor ceviche guy. Will Leah put her in her place or will their trip go from Cancun go to a trip of Can'tcun? For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
1hr 15m Jul 31, 2020
1hr 15m
1280: RHOBH: To Rome With Shove
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Rome, where they spill Denise's beans all over town. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers availab...
1hr 20m Jul 30, 2020
1hr 20m
1279: SellingSunset: Just Mary'd
Selling Sunset season two reaches the climax we've all been not really waiting for: Mary's wedding!! It's the perfect occasion to bring the entire cast together — well, minus Davina —  and put aside their differences. Except, of course, that doesn't really happen because a few nights prior, Amanza threw a second bachelorette party and conveniently didn't invite half the office. Maya was really ...
1hr Jul 29, 2020
1hr
1278: BelowDeckMed: Nacho Nacho Man
Oh Kiko. Poor poor Kiko. This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, our beleaguered chef attempts to show off his skills, but a Vegas-themed dinner proves to be a gamble he just can't win. It's an extra cringeworthy episode, and we're here to break down every chicken finger, nacho, and domino brownie. YIKES.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 2m Jul 28, 2020
1hr 2m
1277: Shahs: Best Frenemies Forever
The toxic Shahs of Sunset season 8 reunion concludes with MJ and Reza burning each other to the ground, much as they've been doing for the past ten years or so. Surely this is the end for them. Or is it?   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 9m Jul 27, 2020
1hr 9m
1276: RHONY: It’s My Party, and I’ll Be Déclassé If I Want To - Live from Quarantine!
Real Housewives of New York has given us so much — we barely even deserve it. And this week it continues to bestow gifts upon us. This time it's LuAnn addressing a room of ex-cons, Sonja struggling with her townhouse again, and Ramona losing her mind at her own party with fifty of her closest girlfriends. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Don't just listen to this recap though: watch it t...
1hr 30m Jul 25, 2020
1hr 30m
1275: RHOBH: Bi Furious
It's the episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we've been waiting for. No, not Wilson Philips doing a surprise performance (although that did happen). No, not Brandi finally apologizing to Adreinne Maloof (although that did happen too). You guys, it's the episode where Brandi finally levels her girl-on-girl accusations against Denise Richards, and no one is more shocked that KYLE RICHARDS...
1hr 27m Jul 23, 2020
1hr 27m
1274: Selling Sunset: A Long Day's Journey Into Los Feliz
The ladies of Selling Sunset visit a foreign country: Los Feliz. Also, Mary has her bachelorette party and Christine has had enough of the Overlap Accusations. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at cra...
46m Jul 22, 2020
46m
1273: Below Deck Med: Ponzu Scheme
Below Deck Med has one final chance to impress the elite entrepreneurs from Miami, but a missing side of ponzu can ruin everything. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of ...
57m Jul 21, 2020
57m
1272: Shahs of Sunset: Re-Joon-ion
The cast of Shahs of Sunset reunites to fight about naked Jenga and five pound penises. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.c...
1hr 10m Jul 20, 2020
1hr 10m
1271: RHONY: One Blue Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Real Housewives end their Bluestone Manor trip with epic meltdowns and a tiny little gift in the guest bathroom. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to Med...
1hr 20m Jul 17, 2020
1hr 20m
1270: RHOBH: A Not So Silent Auction
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Kyle throws yet another party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time Camille, Brandy, Kim, Eileen and Adrienne are along for the ride. Will Rinna show Camille some charity? For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a me...
1hr 17m Jul 16, 2020
1hr 17m
1269: SellingSunset: You Guys, Amanza Was Late!
On season 2, episode 6 of Selling Sunset, Heather absolutely must must MUST go to her boyfriend's daughter's birthday bash, which is sure to be the most exclusive event on the nine-year-old party circuit. Yup, mmhmmm. But wait! One of her BUSIEST clients EVAR wants to see a house on Doheny at that very moment! What to do? Hang out with nine year olds or get a potentch commish? Luckily, Amanza ...
50m Jul 15, 2020
50m
1268: BelowDeckMed: Plant-Based Riot
Ring the alarms: there's a vegan on board Below Deck Mediterranean! Naturally this sends Kiko and the kitchen into disarray, and it doesn't help that these guests are AWFUL too. Meanwhile, Pete threatens to be professional, and Jess gets a sweet new hand accessory.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr Jul 14, 2020
1hr
1267: Married2MedLA: Is There a Doctor in the House?
Married to Medicine LA wraps up its second season with a Christmas party that has everyone wondering if Jazmin's husband will ever surface? It's a question that has us on the edge of our seats. Plus, Josh Altman makes a special appearance, and Britten reclaims her bed.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
54m Jul 13, 2020
54m