#1091 Below Deck: Pirate Peaked
A pack of douchebags board Below Deck to sexually harass Simone and play beer bong at their pirate party. It's sad and amazing. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-r...
1hr 9m Nov 19, 2019
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1090: RHOA: Nope Floats
Cynthia and NeNe are about to come face to face on the Bravo World Pride float. Will anyone leave with their pride intact? And will Kenya find eggs for her husband? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco...
1hr Nov 18, 2019
1hr
1089: RHONJ: Obstacle Hoors Live from Chicago
We're live from the City Winery in Chicago for this very special Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap. The ladies go to an obstacle course and Danielle fights with Margaret about who's the biggest prostitution hoor. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Tw...
1hr 30m Nov 17, 2019
1hr 30m
1088: RHOD: My So-Called Mid-Life Crisis — Live from Indianapolis
The "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is on the verge of heading to Thailand... but first: a filler episode where Travis has a midlife crisis birthday bash and Kameron learns archery. Maybe not the most thrilling plot description ever, but we certainly have fun with it at our live show in Indianapolis. It's all part of #BenRonCon weekend. Plus, several of our favorites call in from BravoCon. ...
1hr 41m Nov 16, 2019
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1087: RHOC: Like Possum, Like Possum
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* This week's Real Housewives of Orange County centers around the kids. Ryan goes to therapy cuz Tamra's a real good mom mkay? Also, Shannon tries to let Tamra have it but the tables are turned faster than David could passively aggressively eat a bag of Kettle Crisps. become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcr...
1hr 13m Nov 13, 2019
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1086: BelowDeck: Sailing, Takes Abbi Away
Looks like Abbi's going to venture out on her own Abbi road. The beleaguered deckhand on "Below Deck" has come to realize that impulsive, unprofessional pastures are the best fit for her. Plus, Captain Lee shows the guests a water park, and Ashton continues to blur the lines between co-worker and horndog. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/priva...
1hr 21m Nov 12, 2019
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1085: RHOA: Baby Boom
We're only on the second episode of "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but already Kenya has found something petty to fight about. But that's what we're here for, right? Also, babies. Lots and lots of babies. Everyone has a child suddenly. Even Marlo! For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
52m Nov 11, 2019
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1084: RHOD: Carnie Commitment w Guests Captain Lee and Lea Black Live from Ft Lauderdale
Our friends Captain Lee from Below Deck and Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and the Lunch With Lea Podcast joined us in Fort Lauderdale for a really fun recap of Leanne's wedding on Real Housewives of Dallas. Thanks so everyone who came out! For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a m...
1hr 13m Nov 09, 2019
1hr 13m
1083: RHONJ: The ICEmen Cometh - Live from Tampa
We celebrate the return of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" with a rowdy, awesome live show in Tampa. Unfortunately though, the audio is really bad. We're sorry — we tried to fix it, but we really couldn't do much. However, we implore you to stick it out because we have so much fun breaking down the season premiere of RHONJ. Plus, the Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, makes a special a...
1hr 41m Nov 08, 2019
1hr 41m
1082: Married2Med: Beware of Pissy Pools
This week on "Married to Medicine," Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad... as in, two dates over the course of one meal. Then the gang heads to Contessa's house where absentee mothering results in an over-the-top $15k triple birthday party for the kids. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
50m Nov 06, 2019
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1081: RHOC: Zoinks! Kelly Exposes Tamra
On this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County," a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn... until the ladies exchange some notes. Now it looks like Kelly has Tamra in her crosshairs, and it's not going to be pretty. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 8m Nov 06, 2019
1hr 8m
1080: BelowDeck: Save The Last Lap Dance
A casual engagement and a TED Talk striptease highlight another delightful episode of "Below Deck." We're recapping all of it, and if you think we have nothing to say about the davit repair, YOU'D BE WRONG. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 7m Nov 05, 2019
1hr 7m
1078: RHOA: Baby Got (Kenya) Back
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is back, and more importantly (or should we say Moore importantly), Kenya has returned to the fold. Love her or hate her, she makes for good TV — and by the end of the hour, Kenya is back at it again. Check out our sleep-deprived recap of the season premiere! For information regarding your data privacy, visit https://www.acast.com/privacy
12s Nov 05, 2019
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1078: RHOD: Mother (Issues) of the Bride w/ Katie Cazorla
Our fabulous friend of Crappens, Katie Cazorla from Second Wives Club, joins Ronnie for Real Housewives of Dallas. Will we figure out what that lotion by the bed is for? For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Sha...
1hr Oct 31, 2019
1hr
1077: RHOC: Pinkies Up with Danny Pellegrino
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand*  The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and the upcoming book Fancy AF Cocktails joins Ronnie to recap the Vicki Tea Party episode of Real Housewives of Orange County while Ben lives it up at a wedding in Thailand. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode cover...
1hr 9m Oct 30, 2019
1hr 9m
1077: RHOC: Pinkies Up with Danny Pellegrino
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand*  The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and the upcoming book Fancy AF Cocktails joins Ronnie to recap the Vicki Tea Party episode of Real Housewives of Orange County while Ben lives it up at a wedding in Thailand. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode cover...
55m Oct 30, 2019
55m
1076: Below Deck: Pearls, Swine, and Juice
Kate gets a new Sexy Aunt title on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee owns an ass. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com!  **Crappens Live is coming to ...
1hr 12m Oct 29, 2019
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1075: Married2Med: Scuttle Launch
Quad has a birthday party/book launch and celebrates her sister/friends in a very dramatic speech. Unfortunately, it didn't include her truly great friend Toya. BYE! This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmer...
1hr 9m Oct 28, 2019
1hr 9m
1074: RHOD: Female Noshowerment
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand*  Leeanne has a couple of no shows at her thirtieth shower, so she fights back with the strongest weapon in Dallas: wedding invitations in text message form. This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Ne...
1hr 13m Oct 24, 2019
1hr 13m
1073: RHOC: Fashion Bullying
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand*  Real Housewives of Orange County shows us what an OC fashion show looks like, and it's terrifying. Kathy the model director loses her shit and becomes an instant classic, so there's that! This week's premium bonus takes place in a rental car on our last road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over...
1hr 24m Oct 23, 2019
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#1072 BelowDeck: Brandy, You're A Fine Girl
This week on "Below Deck," Kevin makes the fatal error of getting on Kate's bad side. Plus, charter guest Brandy goes on an epic bender that leaves her partially zombified. We're recapping all of it on today's show! For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 8m Oct 22, 2019
1hr 8m
1071: Married2Med: Barns & Ignoble
The "Married To Medicine" tour of Savannah continues with a semi-masked dinner in a barn. Along the way, Quad makes a dramatic speech, Mariah endorses "Game of Thrones," and Contessa hoards some leftovers. Good times had by all! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
57m Oct 21, 2019
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1070: RHOD: Not A Roast-Busters - Live from Richmond!
We're closing in on Halloween, and "The Real Housewives of Dallas" are keeping it spooky with a trip to the famously haunted Hill House Manor. But nothing is scarier than LeeAnne Locken ordering you to the vasectomy line. We are breaking it all down live from Richmond, VA! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="http...
1hr 31m Oct 19, 2019
1hr 31m
1069: RHOC: The Girl (On Girl) On The Train - Live from Chapel Hill
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" takes a train down to San Diego for a wild afternoon of debauchery, crying, and Meghan King Edmonds. We tackle the whole messy thing live at Cat's Cradle in North Carolina. Come listen! For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 22m Oct 18, 2019
1hr 22m
Introducing Office Ladies!
Check out Office Ladies, a new podcast from Earwolf! The Office co-stars and best friends, Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey, are doing the ultimate The Office rewatch podcast for you. Each week Jenna and Angela will break down an episode of The Office and give exclusive behind-the-scenes stories that only two people who were there can tell you. Office Ladies is out NOW - listen wherever you get ...
9m Oct 16, 2019
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1068: Below Deck: There's Something About Kevin
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand*  There's an engagement on this week's Below Deck, and Kevin gets to mansplain a bunch of stuff. Also the crazy lady who has foodgasms returns to creep everyone out. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock passers by at the Atlanta airport food court, become a member over at Patreon.com...
54m Oct 15, 2019
54m
1067: Married2Med: Sister Friend Retrial Retreat
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand*  Jackie planned a Sister Friend Revival Retreat, and no one retreated. Quad and Mariah got to yell a lot though! As far as we could tell, no one brought the coke. BOOOOOOO. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock passers by at the Atlanta airport food court, become a member over at Pat...
1hr 13m Oct 14, 2019
1hr 13m
1066: RHONY Rewind: Little Rey of Sunshine Live in Atlanta
For our second live show of the night, we rewound the clock on Real Housewives of New York to the infamous Rey episode. He has a charity. A charity that helps poor people. Thanks to everyone who came out and made our night so special! Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition ...
1hr 42m Oct 14, 2019
1hr 42m
1065: RHOD: Good Fences Make Good Fiancés Live in Atlanta
We're live from City Winery in Atlanta to cover Leeanne's lingerie shower. Will the ladies get along? And will the fence ever recover? To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com!  **Crappens Live is comi...
1hr 13m Oct 13, 2019
1hr 13m
1064: RHOC: O
*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Shannon gets an O Shot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and Gina gets stood up on a date over a broken toe. To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon...
1hr 11m Oct 09, 2019
1hr 11m
1063: BelowDeck: We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Toilet
"Below Deck" has returned, and this time the yacht has made its way to Phuket, Thailand where the temperatures are high and the bowel movements are frequent. We're already sweating. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 17m Oct 08, 2019
1hr 17m
1062: Married2Med: Bad Nudes Travels Fast
Toya's paint 'n' sip gives Swinging Richards a run for the money on "Married To Medicine." Will Heavenly be able to get away with it? Or will the gossiping men blow up her spot? Plus, Simone terrifies her kids with cottage cheese, Contessa drops a bombshell on Scott, and Jackie explores sex toys. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com For information regarding your data priv...
1hr 11m Oct 08, 2019
1hr 11m
1061: RHOD: Sweatin' To The Old Me's
"The Real Housewives of Dallas" trip to Mexico continues to breed drama as LeeAnne finds every reason under the sun to fight with everyone. Thank God. Plus, sweat lodges and bolognese. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 18m Oct 03, 2019
1hr 18m
1060: RHOC: All's Wellness That Ends Wellness
The ongoing (and hilarious) feud between Kelly Dodd and Vicky Gunvalson reaches a drunken head this week on "The Real Housewives of Orange County." Will any of the women finally find wellness at the wellness retreat? Listen to our recap to find out. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 5m Oct 02, 2019
1hr 5m
1059: Below Deck Med: Passion Police
Below Deck Med concludes its season on a sour note as Captain Sandy confronts Hannah about lacking passion for cleaning toilets. But hey, good news! Another misogynist got promoted! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.c...
55m Oct 01, 2019
55m
1058: Married2Med: Bargain Debasement
Buffie joins Married to Medicine and brings on a friend to shame Toya for not paying her taxes at a bargain bin party. It never gets old. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappe...
58m Sep 30, 2019
58m
1057: RHOP: Goose/Bumps
The final reunion of Real Housewives of Potomac centers around Michael Darby's goose. Or was it a tap? Or was it a squeeze? No one's really sure, but let's watch him completely chew off his lower lip as he lies his ass off. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" ...
1hr Sep 30, 2019
1hr
1056: RHOD: Trash and Burn Live in Nashville
We're live in Nashville to give this amazing episode of Real Housewives of Dallas the respect it deserves. Kam throws a napkin at a trash bag in Mexico, the trash bag cries, and Leeanne struggles not to kill the new chick. To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bo...
1hr 45m Sep 28, 2019
1hr 45m
1055: RHOC: A Cure for Wellness Live in Charlotte
We're live from the Queens City Comedy Festival in Charlotte for this week's Real Housewives of Orange County recap. The ladies are still seeking wellness in Arizona, but will Vicki be the ultimate cure for wellness? To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch a...
1hr 34m Sep 27, 2019
1hr 34m
1054: BelowDeckMed: Blights of the Round Table
Just when it seems like the charter season is going to end on a peaceful note, Sandy gives Hannah a dread table talk on the latest episode of "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Leave no tchotchke behind!! Meanwhile, Ben canNOT be rushed, and Joao is still sick. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/...
1hr 17m Sep 24, 2019
1hr 17m
#1053 Married2Med: The Straw That Broke The Doctor's Back
This week on "Married To Medicine," Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone organize an ambush dinner to resolve their issues with Mariah and Heavenly. Plus, a heartbreaking scene with Toya and fresh green beans from Quad. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr Sep 24, 2019
1hr
1052: RHOP: Grope Springs Eternal
"The Real Housewives of Potomac" season 4 reunion rolls into its second episode with more petty infighting and groping allegations. In other words, it's hilarious. And as an added bonus, we get more footage of Michael's back sweat as he watches from a balcony. Fun! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www...
1hr 18m Sep 24, 2019
1hr 18m
1051: RHOD: Not Coming From A Place of Careyes
It's a super, SUPER-sized "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap with special guest Rae Sanni filling in for Ronnie. First we have some chatter about the state of Bravo and our favorite Real Housewives. Then we launch into the RHOD episode, which features the women heading to Mexico (but not before D'Andra has a professional blunder with Travis). To skip directly to the RHOD recap, head to about 0...
2hr 7m Sep 20, 2019
2hr 7m
1050: RHOC: The Soundbath & The Fury
A routine soundbath goes awry after Kelly Dodd inflicts severe head trauma on Shannon Beador. Just one of many amazing moments on this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County." Plus, Emily dances at last! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
1hr 23m Sep 18, 2019
1hr 23m
1049: BelowDeckMed: Glove and Hip Hop
Below Deck Med delivers a very grumpy Captain Sandy this week. Angry wind, lazy jet skis and a lack of white gloves are about to set the banana lover over the edge of a hug cliff, but hey! Aesha and Jack are gettin laid so yay? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts...
1hr 4m Sep 17, 2019
1hr 4m
1048: Married to Medicine: Come to Teasus Meeting
Married to Medicine has an Emergentea Party, giving the ladies a chance to wear hats and tell each other off without having to apologize. Will Quad run out of words before she runs out of wigs? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to...
1hr 4m Sep 17, 2019
1hr 4m
1047: RHOP: Reunion Part One Mommy Fearest
The Real Housewives of Potomac bless us with a reunion full of purse to face reenactments and screaming matches about who's the biggest mooch. To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch availa...
1hr 13m Sep 16, 2019
1hr 13m
1046: RHOD: Not a Roast!
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo D'Andra celebrates her fiftieth by inviting her friends and frienemies to roast her, but who will win the new game show Leeanne hosts called Not a Roast!? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "...
1hr 7m Sep 12, 2019
1hr 7m
1045: RHOC: L'Eggo My Ego
*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Doctor Deb meets The Real Housewives of Orange County in her EGO necklace to dispense rocks while Kelly tries to decide whether or not to join an all Vicki inclusive trip to a spa. Also, Shane is as disgusting as ever. To hear this week's episode about Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...
1hr 27m Sep 11, 2019
1hr 27m
1044: BelowDeckMed: Wasted Not, Want Not
This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Travis once again becomes a drunken liability, causing Sandy to have a hug-to-heart conversation with him. Plus, Ben still is hissing at the galley, and Jack tries his hand at poetry. For information regarding your data privacy, visit <a href="https://www.acast.com/privacy">acast.com/privacy</a>
55m Sep 10, 2019
55m