1267: Married2MedLA: Is There a Doctor in the House?
Married to Medicine LA wraps up its second season with a Christmas party that has everyone wondering if Jazmin's husband will ever surface? It's a question that has us on the edge of our seats. Plus, Josh Altman makes a special appearance, and Britten reclaims her bed.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
54m Jul 13, 2020
54m
1266: #1266 RHONY: Show Stopper
The Real Housewives of New York heads to the Berkshires this week, and right on schedule they lose their minds. First, Ramona squares off against a recently emboldened Elyse, who's feeling snubbed after a particularly rude encounter at Omar's. But the real pièce de resistance is Luann's Broadway diva tirade against Sonja. This is the stuff we dream about, and Lu's rant already has a place in th...
1hr 8m Jul 10, 2020
1hr 8m
1265: RHOBH: Junk in the Trunk Show
After a month off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back... and so are Aaron and Denise. They stormed out of Kyle's party, and when they return for Sutton's trunk show, things don't go much better. This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us on camera here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39143454   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 18m Jul 09, 2020
1hr 18m
1264: Selling Sunset: Soldier Down
Mary is no one's soldier on this week's Selling Sunset, and the battle lines are drawn with Christine. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for pri...
57m Jul 08, 2020
57m
1263: BelowDeckMed: Kiko Suave Saves the Day
The disaster douche charter comes to an end, but not before Bugsy gets wasted and Jess breaks her finger. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for ...
52m Jul 07, 2020
52m
1262: RHONY: Seafood Tower of Terror
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Dorinda drunkenly tells someone off for the ninetieth time this season, this time at Lu's Halloween party. Then, we catch up with Married to Medicine LA on their Palm Springs trip. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We desig...
1hr 27m Jul 06, 2020
1hr 27m
#1261 Selling Sunset: Romain Calm!
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Romain lets Davina have it at Christine's engagement party on this week's Selling Sunset. Can he stay as chill as the zebra? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at...
1hr 5m Jul 01, 2020
1hr 5m
1260: BelowDeckMed: Cloudy with a Chance of Bugsy
With Bugsy officially back on Below Deck Mediterranean, the yacht is back to a full crew, which is good because this week's charter guests are too douchey for an understaffed boat. Between oyster controversies and extra guests, Hannah is up to her honaaay eyes in misery. Thankfully, Bugs brought the thundaaaaaah!!!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 4m Jun 30, 2020
1hr 4m
1259: Married2MedLA: A Good Shaman Is Hard To Find
This week on Married To Medicine: Los Angeles, the women head to Palm Springs to lift Imani's spirits. Along the way, there's a krumping stripper, a cowboy chef, and an emotional air horn exchange.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
51m Jun 30, 2020
51m
1258: TasteTheNation: If I Were An Oscar Mayer Padma
We love food, we love Padma, and we love Padma's new show; so, naturally we just had to recap it. And could there be anything more PADMA than watching Padma waltz through Milwaukee trying sausages and talking about Kegels? We're tackling episode 2 of Taste the Nation (available on Hulu). This episode is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch our recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts...
51m Jun 25, 2020
51m
1257: SellingSunset: There's Something About Mary's Wedding
On episode three of Selling Sunset, Mary breaks the news to the group that Davina's not invited to the wedding. Now everyone knows... except Davina. Luckily Christine is around to change that. Meanwhile, Heather is still mad at Amanza, and Maya likes musical chairs. You can watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38586461   See https://acast.com/privacy for...
1hr 6m Jun 24, 2020
1hr 6m
1256: Below Deck Med: Bugs in the System
Bugsy is back to cause some major Honay Eyes this week on Below Deck Med. Make sure to wear your floaties! For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt...
57m Jun 23, 2020
57m
1254: Top Chef: The Beguiling Beet Goes On
Top Chef comes to the end of another great season and crowns a deserving winner. Have beets ever been so beguiling? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privac...
1hr 25m Jun 22, 2020
1hr 25m
1255: Married to Medicine LA: Judging Covers
Imani's finally opening up to let the girls judge her book by its cover, and Jazmine almost loses an arm trying to stop cornbread consumption. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! ...
41m Jun 22, 2020
41m
1253: Selling Sunset: Davina Intervention
*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon*  Davina has a lot of negativity coming her way in the Selling Sunset office, but she's got a huge house to sell before she can worry about it. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate a...
1hr 8m Jun 18, 2020
1hr 8m
1252: PumpRules: Anti Jaxxers
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Jax continues to Jax on the final installment of Vanderpump Rules as we know it. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postpo...
1hr 31m Jun 17, 2020
1hr 31m
1251: Married2MedLA: Dr. Imani Has Had Her Phil
On this week's Married To Medicine LA, Drs. Imani and Britten head to NOLA to catchup with fellow Bravolebrity Dr. Contessa for Xavier homecoming. It's all fun and beignets until reality catches up with Dr. Imani at home. Also, Jazmin's blood sugar is GREAT guys!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
56m Jun 16, 2020
56m
1250: BelowDeckMed: The Italian No Job
So much happens on Below Deck: Mediterranean. Lara quits, Roy Orbison Jr. comes on board, there's an Ace of Base revival. It's hard to navigate these choppy seas, but we'll do our best.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr Jun 16, 2020
1hr
1249: TopChef: Instant Parma's Gonna Get You
We're just days away from the Top Chef: All Stars finale, but first, the final four must make a trip to Parma, Italy and partake in the pleasures of parmigiano-reggiano and prosciutto de parma. It's the fanciest ham & cheese throw down of all time. Did you MEAN to make it into the finals??   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 12m Jun 15, 2020
1hr 12m
1248: RHONY: Always Leave Them Wanting Mortimer
We'd heard the rumors about Tinsley Mortimer leaving Real Housewives of New York, but we didn't think it was going to happen RIGHT NOW. But alas, the cast's perennial punching bag finally decided love was more important than fame and shipped herself off to life with Scott... but not before enduring one last spat with Dorinda and a few zombies to boot. We're sad to see Tins go. What about you?  ...
1hr 19m Jun 12, 2020
1hr 19m
1247: Selling Sunset: New Season, New Rock
*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* Crappens branches out to Netflix for Season Two of Selling Sunset! Enjoy! For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed unt...
1hr 3m Jun 11, 2020
1hr 3m
1246: VPR: Dewitched
Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing.  Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains our hero.  Well, as much as anyone can be a hero on this show, ...
1hr 30m Jun 10, 2020
1hr 30m
1245: PumpRules: Dewitched
Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing. Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains our hero. Well, as much as anyone can be a hero on this show.   ...
1hr 30m Jun 10, 2020
1hr 30m
1246: PumpRules: The Witching Hour Has Passed
Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing. Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains our hero. Well, as much as anyone can be a hero on this show.   ...
1hr 30m Jun 10, 2020
1hr 30m
1245: Below Deck Med: You Got Honay Iced!
Lara and Hannah duke it out on Below Deck Med this week, and Malia tells the Unit to cut the crap. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhat...
59m Jun 09, 2020
59m
1244: Top Chef: Trifling Truffles
Top Chef begins its final rounds in Italy and we lose one of our faves to a trifling truffle :( For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calend...
1hr 11m Jun 08, 2020
1hr 11m
1243: RHONY: Tea and Ravioli
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of New York deal with a hurled ravioli in Newport before settling in for a fight over tea back home in NYC. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at cr...
1hr 27m Jun 05, 2020
1hr 27m
1242: RHOBH: Grounding Bag Drag
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Garcelle shades Kyle in a charity speech and Aaron gets into it with the women at a family barbecue. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Ke...
1hr 11m Jun 04, 2020
1hr 11m
1241: PumpRules: Charli and the Mock-a-twit Factory
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Vanderpump Rules begins its three part reunion with Charli taking the crown for destroying Old Man Jax and Kristen getting caught with her hand in the dbag jar. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs ava...
1hr 31m Jun 03, 2020
1hr 31m
1240: BelowDeckMed: New Faces, Same Honay Eyes
Below Deck Med is back, and there's all sorts of new faces on board: there's Kiko the goofy chef, Pete the self-proclaimed "unit," and Lara the Italian thorn in Hannah's side. We're only one episode in, and it already looks like a disaster (but in the best way). What did you think about the season premiere?   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 11m Jun 02, 2020
1hr 11m
1239: TopChef: The Wind Beneath Padma's Wings
So much happens on Top Chef this week. First, the winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed. Then the chefs must design a meal that could be served on American Airlines. And finally, they all convene at Michael's in Santa Monica for one last lavish California meal. Check out our recap!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 7m Jun 01, 2020
1hr 7m
1238: RHONY: Sister Retract
The Real Housewives of New York heads to Newport, RI for some R&R, but when Leah makes a last minute decision to invite her sister Sarah to tag along, a rollercoaster evening of drinking, screaming, and crying ensues. Pretty much right on brand for this show. Don't just listen to the episode, watch it too. Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37675018   See https://acas...
1hr 19m May 29, 2020
1hr 19m
1237: RHOBH: Careful the Things You Say, Children Will Listen
The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Santa Barbara, which provides the perfect backdrop to grill Denise about threesomes and her children. And like a hearty main from Buca di Beppo, the drama is served in large portions. Don't just listen to this episode; watch it too! Check out Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37633255   See https://acast.com/privacy for...
1hr 9m May 28, 2020
1hr 9m
1236: RHOA: Dissenter Square
Real Housewives of Atlanta brings on Yovanna for the final reunion episode, but no one's buying what's in her box. For this week's premium bonus about what we're watching, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up w...
57m May 27, 2020
57m
1235: Crappens Live Austin: RHONY Slutty Island
It's a vacation day here at Crappens, so we're posting the Slutty Island recap we did live in Austin, Texas. Enjoy!  For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up w...
1hr 37m May 26, 2020
1hr 37m
1234: Top Chef: Olympic Squeams
Top Chef celebrates the Olympics, and Padma shames a non EGOT winner. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrap...
49m May 25, 2020
49m
1233: RHONY: Cold War
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of New York go to a Russian spa for Dorinda to act like a flaming hypocrite some more, then Ramona is taken down at her own women empowerment party. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenR...
1hr 8m May 22, 2020
1hr 8m
1232: RHOBH: Zodiac Fillers
It's psychic week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but we don't luck out with an Allison DuBois home run this time. We do, however, get a lot of ladies coming at Kyle over petty nothings and it make life worth living.  For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs availa...
1hr 17m May 21, 2020
1hr 17m
1231: PumpRules: The Louse That SUR Built
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Vanderpump Rules comes to the end of another season with an epic Jax breakdown and the crumbling of the fourth wall, and we're here to recap it for you live from quarantine! For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and ...
1hr 51m May 20, 2020
1hr 51m
1230: RHOA: She's Embedded in Your Brain!
Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Zoom reunion powers on, and Nene has the gaul to come for Kandi. Spoiler alert: Kandi reads her for filth. It's a moment that earns a spot in the RHOA reunion highlight reel for years to come.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
54m May 19, 2020
54m
1229: TopChef: This One Time At Bland Camp
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants head to the mountains for an overnight stay at adult sleepaway camp. Their task: serve up a brunch buffet for 200 hungry, hungover moms. Basically, it's a nightmare.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 7m May 18, 2020
1hr 7m
1228: RHONY: Children of the Scorn
The Real Housewives of New York escape the madness of NYC to enjoy an afternoon of apple picking and wine tasting and peeing in corn mazes. What better time to channel internal disappointment into rage against Tinsley? Don't just listen to this episode; watch it too! Check out the video here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1228-37159381   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and...
1hr 17m May 15, 2020
1hr 17m
1227: RHOBH: She's Effin' Denise Richards!
This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise reminds Kyle that's she's the most famous Richards in the group. Plus, Sutton has post traumatic mouse disorder, Lois swings by for a visit, and Dorit has major news about Buca di Beppo!!!!   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 14m May 14, 2020
1hr 14m
1226: PumpRules: Pool Intentions
After Jax disinvites the cast from his pool party on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws a rival rager instead. This can only mean one thing: Jax is the victim. Poor guy. Meanwhile, Dayna's love triangle continues to chug along uncharismatically, and Lala declares herself an adult.   See https://acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
1hr 27m May 13, 2020
1hr 27m
1225: RHOA Reunion 1: Blippity Bloopity Zoom
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take to Zoom for their reunion. Will Andy let them off of mute or will they break the internet? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is heal...
1hr May 12, 2020
1hr
1224: Top Chef: War and Peace Out
Time for Restaurant Wars on Top Chef and it's between the Haitian King and the Country Bear. Will the loser go down with his ship? And will merengue ever recover from the brutal treatment it received in judging? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs availa...
1hr 8m May 11, 2020
1hr 8m
1223: RHONY: Bully Laughs
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The Real Housewives of New York welcome Jaques back to our TVs for a stand up to bullying night. Will Lu have a drink? And will Dorinda throw one? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vot...
1hr 10m May 09, 2020
1hr 10m
1222: Summer House: The Final Fireball
*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* It's the Season 4 Finale of Summer House, and there's a lot of peeing in odd places. Definitely wear your mask. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat des...
1hr 20m May 08, 2020
1hr 20m
1221: RHOBH: Girl (on Girl) Fight
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start their season long squabble about who might or not be a lesbian, and it's not who you think. Also, Kyle ice shames Denise and Teddi's retreat is about as exciting as you thought it would be. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote ...
1hr 5m May 07, 2020
1hr 5m
1220: PumpRules: Save the Fails
Jax is on a tear this entire episode of Vanderpump Rules, but have his friends had enough? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live s...
1hr 25m May 06, 2020
1hr 25m