906: RHONJ: Standing (St)wrong
Teresa tries to figure out what words are in the second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and Joe Gorga reminds graces the stage to remind his sister to use her vibrator.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warh...
1hr 2m Feb 28, 2019
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905: #905 RHOBH: Releasing The Dogs of War
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice controversy, and before long, we've got a climactic fight that sees Dorit crying and Teddi storming off from a table. Whose side are you on?
1hr 3m Feb 27, 2019
1hr 3m
904: #904 PumpRules: Who Gets the PJ?
The girls finish up their Let's Torture Kristen wine weekend and move on to stressing about how many drinks the Toms will get on the menu. Also, LaLa vows to find another BJ for a PJ sitch after dumping Rand.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirt...
1hr 15m Feb 26, 2019
1hr 15m
903: #903 TopChef: Quest For The Holy Gail
Gail's back! Gail's back! Our favorite Canadian "Top Chef" judge returns to enjoy one meal in Kentucky before the finals. Who will advance to Macau? Who will survive Last Chance Kitchen? And who will take care of their garden the best? All these questions are answered in our latest recap, which is available now! No Gails were harmed in the recording of this episode.
1hr Feb 26, 2019
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902: Untitled Episode
We took our show to "Just For Laughs" in Vancouver this week, and what better way to make a splash in Canada than by recapping the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. This is peak Bravo. Come listen!
1hr 16m Feb 23, 2019
1hr 16m
901: #901 RHOBH: Chocolate Hearted Snakes
The Real Housewives have a chocolate heart party and we try to figure out what DNA repair is as we get to know Denise.  To hear this week's bonus episode previewing the new show Mexican Dynasties and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappe...
1hr 23m Feb 20, 2019
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900: #900 PumpRules: Trip of a Lifetime
Just when you were losing faith in "Vanderpump Rules," along comes an episode with Kristen losing her mind so severely that she trips over a coffee table in wine country. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Come join us as we dissect every flower, miniature chair, and melted snowman that we saw. And did you hear? We have a million live shows that you ALL should come to: http://watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 13m Feb 20, 2019
1hr 13m
899: #899 RHOA: The Onion Ring On Her Finger
**Today's episode is a video recap available on Patreon! Porsha finally gets engaged on Real Housewives Atlanta. Will the ring leave grease on her finger?  To hear this week's bonus episode previewing the new show Mexican Dynasties and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop ...
1hr 14m Feb 19, 2019
1hr 14m
898: #898 Top Chef: Float Like a Butterfly Sting Like a Padma
Top Chef honors Muhammad Ali with some slimy chicken and cured salmon. Thankfully, Padma has enough stinky looks to save us all. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Cra...
1hr 13m Feb 15, 2019
1hr 13m
897: #897 RHONJ: Finale Pool Marty
The Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with a splash. Literally.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on Feb...
1hr 15m Feb 14, 2019
1hr 15m
896: #896 RHOBH: Who Let The Dogs Out?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills roars out of the gate with its season premiere, which features dogs, goats, and Faye Resnick. Rumor has it this is Lisa Vanderpump's final season, and we are absolutely ready to find out what caused Ken to yell "GOODBYE KYYYYLE!!" But until then, we'll just have to bide our time with Denise Richards and Teddi's new house. Works for us!
1hr 19m Feb 13, 2019
1hr 19m
895: #895 PumpRules: Girl's Trippin'
The girls of Vanderpump Rules take the pj to Solvang and Jax pretends he's above therapy. Also, James' mother is a monster.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on...
1hr 27m Feb 12, 2019
1hr 27m
894: #894 RHOA: A Strip of a Lifetime - Plus: Top Chef
The women of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn't exactly knock their socks off. Or his own. We recap the whole shebang, and then after we move on to "Top Chef" to laugh about the things we missed in last week's show. Enjoy!
56m Feb 11, 2019
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893: #893 RHOD: Classic Trolley Rewind
Brace yourself for a trip down memory lane (via dented trolley) as we recap a classic episode from the first season of the Real Housewives of Dallas. And of course, there's no better place to do it than at the historic Texas Theatre in the heart of Dallas itself! This was our biggest audience to date, and if you missed us, don't worry: we're coming back to Texas next month for SXSW!!! W00t!!!...
1hr 39m Feb 10, 2019
1hr 39m
892: #892 RHONJ: Talking On Broken Glass - Live from Dallas!
We're talking "Real Housewives of New Jersey" at our first ever Dallas live show, and while we may be focused on the Garden State, that doesn't mean we don't get some major RHOD crossover cameos by LeeAnne Locken and Mama Dee! Fair warning though: an audio glitch caused us to lose about 10 minutes in the middle of the recording, but don't worry, you're still getting all the good stuff!
1hr 14m Feb 09, 2019
1hr 14m
891: #891 Below Deck: Brounion
Below Deck celebrates the end of its best season with a reunion. Sexual harassment and herpes accusations ahead! To hear this week's bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on Feb 8 and 9, then we're hitting up the Just For Laughs Co...
1hr 10m Feb 06, 2019
1hr 10m
890: #890 PumpRules: Daily Flail Party
TomTom opens on tonight's Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This episode is also available on Patreon as a video recap for your smart tv.  To hear this week's bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through F...
1hr 13m Feb 05, 2019
1hr 13m
889: #889 Top Chef: Noshhville
Top Chef takes on Nashville and tells sad boring stories to coincide with their dishes. Padma is on a tear, so it's all good by us! Yeehaw! This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Ben in the Streets Ronnie in the Sheets shirts avail this week only! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas nex...
1hr 15m Feb 01, 2019
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888: #888 RHONJ: Cabo San Locas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Cabo to punch vases, throw glasses and ride camels. Will The Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Ben in the Streets Ronnie in the Sheets shirts avail this week only! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on Fe...
1hr 17m Jan 31, 2019
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887: #887 BelowDeck: Our Hearts Are, Like, Literally Full
"Below Deck" concludes its epic, best season with one last hurrah in the form of a sea slug and some catty biatches. The only thing that could have made this episode better would be if it weren't our last. Sadness. Come join us as we bid adieu to season 6!
58m Jan 30, 2019
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886: #886 PumpRules: Lost in Translation
Billie Lee and Katie's Cis Privilege fight continues this week on Vanderpump Rules, and ScheSchu has a housewarming in Siberia. Also lalaandarianadiditomg. Today's recap is also available as a video recap on Patreon. This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Ben in the Streets Ronnie in th...
1hr 19m Jan 29, 2019
1hr 19m
885: #885 RHOA: Don't Be Tardy For The Tea Party
Real Housewives of Atlanta came to life this week when Marlo attempted to come for Eva, and Eva finally read her to filth. And she wasn't the only one getting some revenge. Aya the tour guide left Bravo's biggest star in her dust in a power move for the ages. Be sure to check out our recap, and don't forget to buy tix to our live shows too at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
50m Jan 29, 2019
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884: #884: ‘Southern Charm’ Mayor Hands Extravaganza - Live from Charleston
We celebrated the "Watch What Crappens" 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not only did some of our most die-hard listeners trek across the country to be there, but we were also graced by Ms. Patricia Altschul, Michael the Butler, and Queen Kathryn as well! We were so star struck and excited that we TOTALLY forgot to mention it ...
1hr 40m Jan 26, 2019
1hr 40m
883: #883 Below Deck: Princess Cruises - Live from Charleston
Our two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from "Southern Charm"!! Then we move on to recap our favorite yacht show, "Below Deck." Who will be worse: the gays or the girls? Come listen to find out! And if you want to see us live, be sure to check out our schedule at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 27m Jan 25, 2019
1hr 27m
882: #882 RHONJ: Tanned Parenthood
This week on "RHONJ," Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden State's supply of bronzer. Then it's off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where a diamond pendant leads to a screaming matching at a fancy restaurant. We sop up all the insults (and osso buco) as we recap all the madness. Comes listen!
56m Jan 24, 2019
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881: #881 PumpRules: Sister, Cister
Billie Lee comes out swinging when she's not invited to Girls Night In at Sur, and Scheanna and LaLa perfect faking orgasms. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added new show dates in Milwaukee and Minneapolis plus a second show in Dallas on Feb 8 and a second show in Cincinnati, plus an...
1hr 41m Jan 22, 2019
1hr 41m
880: #880 RHOA: Tokyo Draggin'
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take Tokyo. Can they keep the dragon inside NeNe from scorching the earth? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8 and a second...
52m Jan 21, 2019
52m
879: #879 Top Chef: Carne!
This week on Top Chef, Dario the Butcher yells CARNE a lot and the chefs bone a beef challenge. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, a...
1hr 25m Jan 18, 2019
1hr 25m
878: #878 RHONJ: Fetty Little Liar
Milania gets her time in the sun on Real Housewives of New Jersey and to celebrate, the ladies fight over arranged marriages, adultery and Danielle Staub. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Da...
1hr 13m Jan 17, 2019
1hr 13m
877: #877 BelowDeck: YAAAAAAchtSS, KWEEN!
The Gays have arrived, and they've brought a cyclone of chaos to the S.S. My Seanna. Will Josiah be tank-top shamed? Will Adrian be creepy? And will Tyler get to make fresh tracks in a jar of peanut butter? All these answers and more on today's "Below Deck" recap!!
1hr 3m Jan 16, 2019
1hr 3m
876: #876 PumpRules: Edibles and Oedipals
The Taco Bell Coven takes the Taco Bell Mom Coven to dinner, but can they make it through the edibles before crashing into the Oedipals? Would you prefer to watch this recap? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added...
1hr 26m Jan 15, 2019
1hr 26m
875: #875 RHOA & Married2Med: Women of Grill Repute
Tempers aren't the only things flaring at Tanya's hibatchi party. Literal fire too. Because she has a hibatchi room. I know. We're still processing that too. Anyyyyyhoo... we're talking Real Housewives of Atlanta and Married To Medicine on today's episode; so be sure to come listen while you eat your fried rice!
1hr 13m Jan 15, 2019
1hr 13m
874: #874 TopChef: The Oy, Luck Club
"Top Chef" is taking us back to the roaring '20s, and no good trip down memory lane isn't complete without a face from the past. Enter Brother Luck, who must square off against our fave Nini to get back onto the show. Will he succeed? Or will he be the equivalent of MUSH ON MUSH ON MUSH?? Check out our latest recap to find out the answers. And as always, be sure to buy tickets to our live ...
1hr 22m Jan 11, 2019
1hr 22m
873: #873 RHONJ: The Legend of Melda - A Link to the Paramus
This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the show takes us to both Istanbul AND Dolores's house flip. Does it get more exciting than that? What if we throw in some pebble tile? Now that's what we call DRAMA. Come check out our recap!
1hr 18m Jan 11, 2019
1hr 18m
872: #872 BelowDeck: Check Yourself Before You Shipwreck Yourself
Below Deck is finally back!! Will Captain Lee fire Laura? Will Rhylee and Ross ever stop fighting? Will Ashton dry-hump the anchor? All these pressing questions and more are answered in our recap!
51m Jan 09, 2019
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871: #871 PumpRules: Broken Bird. Literally
Lisa tries to figure out how to mend both James and an actual broken bird on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Stassi and Ariana solidify their ice queen alliance with a joint birthday party. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, p...
1hr 18m Jan 08, 2019
1hr 18m
870: #870 RHOA: Factory Smackdown
It's Hot Dog Factory VS Kandi Factory on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't declare a winner, but we can guarantee we'll never think of counter service the same. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows i...
1hr 14m Jan 07, 2019
1hr 14m
869: #869: The 2019 Golden Crappies - Live from Hollywood!
Live from the Hollywood Improv, Ben and Ronnie present the results from their annual Golden Crappies Awards to a packed house of fans, celebrities, and confused waiters. It's our biggest award show yet, with special appearances by Tom Sandoval, Katie Cazorla, Courtney Frain, Nadine Rajabi, Brandy Howard, Lea Black, Danny Pellegrino, Lara Marie Schoenhals, Jackie Schimmel, Stassi Schroeder, Ari...
1hr 54m Jan 07, 2019
1hr 54m
868: #868 Top Chef: Restaurant Wars!
This week is a very special Restaurant Wars episode. Also, Padma wears red glasses. Our premium bonus is about our Holiday breaks, Nintendo games, and Dumplin and Bird Box on Netflix. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://...
1hr 30m Jan 04, 2019
1hr 30m
867: #867 RHONJ: Spoiled Turkeys
The Gorga brat is upstaged by Jennifer's brats at his own communion. The horror!  This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com **New "Ben in...
51m Jan 03, 2019
51m
866: #866 RHONJ: Here Comes the Dried
Danielle Staub ties the noose this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will Classic Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwh...
1hr 2m Jan 02, 2019
1hr 2m
865: #865: RHOBH Season 9 Trailer Breakdown
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is back for a ninth season, and we're here to dissect every shot, frame, and seatbelt in the new trailer. Come join us as we try to figure out just what's going on with these ladies. So much dramz!
59m Jan 01, 2019
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864: #864 PumpRules: A Very Vanderpump Christmas! - with Lara Marie Schoenhals
Lara Marie Schoenhals of "Sexy Unique Podcast" joins the show to discuss the inevitable, surprisingly emotional firing of James Kennedy (SPOILER ALERT!!! but not really). It's not all doom and gloom though: there's beer cheese to be made and Marina Del Rey dreams to chase. So come gather 'round for a Crappens Christmas special that is MOST DEFINITELY MORE than just a Christmas special in name...
1hr 49m Dec 24, 2018
1hr 49m
863: 863 TopChef: The White Elephant In The Room
It's Christmastime on "Top Chef," and this year we're making a list and checking it twice — just to make sure there's five different types of flour on it. Come join us for a very special holiday episode featuring Eric Ripert, Richard Blais, and the ghost of Gailmas past.
1hr 7m Dec 21, 2018
1hr 7m
863: 863 TopChef: The White Elephant In The Room
It's Christmastime on "Top Chef," and this year we're making a list and checking it twice — just to make sure there's five different types of flour on it. Come join us for a very special holiday episode featuring Eric Ripert, Richard Blais, and the ghost of Gailmas past.
1hr 8m Dec 21, 2018
1hr 8m
862: #862 RHONJ: Brunch & Bimini
Classic Marge has a brunch with age-accelerating masks, and all hell breaks loose. Then half the ladies head down to Bimini for Danielle Staub's wedding disaster. Just another week of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thanks to everyone who watched us record the episode live on TVPartyApp!
1hr 15m Dec 20, 2018
1hr 15m
861: #861 BelowDeck: Sorey Not Sorey
Everyone's having sex on the latest episode of "Below Deck," and according to Kate, that leads to improved crew morale. Or does it? Come join us as we recap this episode full of dog humping, goth fashions, and loud screaming.
1hr 16m Dec 19, 2018
1hr 16m
860: #860 RHOA Married2Med: Hot Dog Day Afternoon
Real Housewives of Atlanta changes up the couples trip when half the men bail and Porsha spends a day at the hot dog factory. Married to Medicine ends a strong season with a whimper, but don't worry: there's a month of fiery reunions to look forward to! This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a s...
1hr 9m Dec 17, 2018
1hr 9m
859: #859 PumpRules: The Scorn Ultimatum
Vanderpump Rules has a James problem. Again. Lisa's given an ultimatum: will she call Bubba's bluff or is this the end of SUNT? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watch...
1hr 12m Dec 17, 2018
1hr 12m
858: #858 RHONJ: Friedzilla VS Dong
It's time for Danielle's Bachelorette Party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will she throw her bougie crystal at a betch in the Great Room? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus ...
1hr 7m Dec 14, 2018
1hr 7m