857: #857 RHOD: A Gnat's Ass Dee-union
Real Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don't Give A Dog's Rip herself. D'Andra yells, Brandy seethes, and Kameron nods. A lot.  This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has ...
1hr 24m Dec 13, 2018
1hr 24m
856: #856 Below Deck: Thunder Down Over(board)
The hot stripper loses his footing on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee cries for the first time ever. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine,...
48m Dec 12, 2018
48m
855: #855 Vanderpump Rules: The Audacity of Hope
Kristen is back doing what she does best: solving mysteries no one cares about. She's gathering the troops for a coup. Can the White Kanye survive it?  This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on F...
1hr 27m Dec 11, 2018
1hr 27m
854: #854 RHOA & Married2Med: Bourbon Decay
Someone yells at Nene's dinner on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and there's a super scary cliffhanger on "Married To Medicine." We've got it all covered — plus, pressing commentary on lychee martinis.
1hr 13m Dec 11, 2018
1hr 13m
853: #853 RHOC: Victims, Dorks, and Self-Medication
The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we're only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly calling Shane a dork to Tamra playing the victim with Shannon, it's all an amazing disaster of hysterics. Come listen!
1hr 9m Dec 11, 2018
1hr 9m
852: #852 PumpRules: A Very Schlong Engagement - Live from Nashville
Vanderpump Rules is back! And to celebrate we recapped the season 7 premiere in Nashville, TN. It's a wild, raucous recap and we can't be held responsible for anything we've said. Just listen and enjoy!
1hr 50m Dec 07, 2018
1hr 50m
851: #851 RHOD: Spill the AT&Tea!
The first installment of the Real Housewives of Dallas season 3 reunion was about as fiery and hilarious as we could have wanted. We are OBSESSED with this show, and if you're not watching, you're not living! Check out our recap and get involved!
1hr 15m Dec 06, 2018
1hr 15m
850: #850 Below Deck: New Girl
There's a new girl being drooled all over on Below Deck, and Kate already hates her. YAY. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 4m Dec 05, 2018
1hr 4m
849: #849 RHOC: Reactive Duty
The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leading Shannon to insist that she's being LESS REACTIVE, OKAY???? You be the judge. Here's the recap! Listen here: Download here:
1hr 9m Dec 04, 2018
1hr 9m
848: #848 RHOA & Married to Medicine: Hope Your Weenie Wears a Condiment!
The Weenie King gossip gets back to Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the ladies of Married to Medicine celebrate Simone and Cecil moving back in together. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store link...
1hr 25m Dec 03, 2018
1hr 25m
847: #847 RHONJ: Cow Pageant
The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Paramus. She's a classy kid, that one. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch...
1hr 7m Nov 30, 2018
1hr 7m
846: #846 RHOD: Frat Spat Finale
It's the season three finale of The Real Housewives of Dallas and the two main characters face off with terrible bows on their heads. It's a real Granimal House. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find ...
1hr 43m Nov 30, 2018
1hr 43m
845: #845 BelowDeck: Gone, Girl
This utterly insane, amazing season of "Below Deck" continues with more dramatic developments involving Chandler and Caroline. We are totally shook, and honestly, we don't even know how we're going to deal with next week's episode. So far right now, pull up a seat at the table, scoop yourself a bowl of pistachio ice cream, and enjoy our latest "Below Deck" recap!
1hr 7m Nov 28, 2018
1hr 7m
844: #844 RHOC: Lie-za With a V
The Real Housewives of Orange County venture into Part One of their reunion with coke and fart allegations. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.w...
1hr 18m Nov 27, 2018
1hr 18m
843: #843 RHOA: Bailey-Q & A
Cynthia Bailey decides to host a "Bailey-Q" on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and we're here to recap every hot dog, couscous salad, and pineapple turnover cake that showed up. Plus, the story behind Dennis's hot dog empire IS REVEALED. #chill
1hr 35m Nov 26, 2018
1hr 35m
842: #842 RHONJ: Oklahoma Sister, Where Art Thou? (with Danny Pellegrino)
Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling a long lost sister is coming Melissa Gorga's way! Yes, "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" have trotted off to OOOOOOKLAHOMA where the sprinkle cookies come sweeping down the plain. And even better: we finally get to see some real fractures in the Melissa/Teresa relationship, whose rosy future is as unlikely as a fa...
1hr 51m Nov 23, 2018
1hr 51m
841: #841 RHOD: Attack of the Clones!
Did you clone a phone, gurrrrl? That's the pressing question on this week's hilarious, petty "Real Housewives of Dallas" episode. We couldn't stop laughing as the high tech mystery unfolded like a red sleeve on an infinity dress. Come check out our recap and also HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all you Americans out there!!
1hr 15m Nov 22, 2018
1hr 15m
840: #840 Below Deck: Chanandler Wrong
Chandler messes up over and over again on Below Deck, but things finally come to a head when he doesn't get his ice cream. Will he get fired before Master Pierson bleeds out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMer...
58m Nov 21, 2018
58m
839: #839 RHOC: Femme Futile
"Real Housewives of Orange County" wraps up its 167th season with a baffling Femme Fatale theme party that manages to stymy all the women. We're here to recap all the drama -- or perhaps lack of?? And don't forget to chat with us on the TV Party App!
1hr 15m Nov 20, 2018
1hr 15m
S838 Ep838: #838 RHOA & Married2Med: Hot Dog Tea
Shamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha's hot dog man. Over on Married to Medicine, it's another pontoon ride from hell until everyone puts their problems into a seashell and pretends all is forgiven. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon....
1hr 6m Nov 19, 2018
1hr 6m
836: #836 RHONJ: Hatchet Face Off
It's a hatchet party on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who will Danielle take out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also f...
1hr 17m Nov 16, 2018
1hr 17m
835: #835: These are the Danes of Our Lives
The Real Housewives of Orange Dallas finish up their trip to Denmark and someone gets a boob shot that kicks off a fight that will last a decade. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders ...
1hr 11m Nov 15, 2018
1hr 11m
835: #335 BelowDeck: Yachts for Tots
It's bad news when the 4 year old yacht guest is more mature than the crew, but that's the way it goes on "Below Deck." Check out our latest recap where we discuss Chandler's latest managerial disaster, Caroline's newest meltdown, and Adrian's secret SAVAGERY.
58m Nov 14, 2018
58m
834: #834 RHOC: Enema of the State
The Real Housewives of Orange County fight through parties. A young glitter party and a geriatric casserole enema party. It's as exciting as it sounds. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on o...
1hr 4m Nov 13, 2018
1hr 4m
833: #833 RHOA & Married2Med: You Can't Handle The Toothbrush
It's another double recap to kick off your week! First, we tackle "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" where a trip to Miami leads to the usual hotel room antics. Plus, we learn some disturbing deets about Porsha's oral hygiene. Then we head over to "Married To Medicine" and discuss the various ridiculous clashes happening during the couples' trip. Grab your biscuits: it's a good one.
1hr 29m Nov 13, 2018
1hr 29m
832: #832 RHOD: Danes & Confused - Live From Seattle
The ladies of "Real Housewives of Dallas" head to Copenhagen, and to celebrate, we also trek to the North — specifically Seattle. Check out our recap of this hilarious episode live from Washington Hall. Thanks to everyone who showed up - it was an amazing time, but now we're exhausted. Our weave is exhausted. The panty liner on our underwear is exhausted. But we'd do it all over again!
1hr 31m Nov 11, 2018
1hr 31m
#831 RHONJ: New Season, Who Dis(barred)?
The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and the big news this time around is that Dolores is alone, Teresa is training for a fitness competition, Marge wants a new face, and Melissa is turning 39. Plus, Danielle's getting married (lol), and Frank got disbarred. Sounds like a great way to start a season! Come check out our recap.
1hr 8m Nov 08, 2018
1hr 8m
830: #830 Below Deck: The Musical 2
This week on Below Deck: The Musical 2, toes are throbbing, flesh is pounding, and eyes are popping. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah ...
1hr 1m Nov 07, 2018
1hr 1m
#829 RHOC: The Midterm Elective Surgery Results Are In!
Shannon and Vicki had dueling nips and tucks on the latest Real Housewives of Orange County, and we are here with minute by minute coverage of all the breaking news! What we know is that Shannon had to pick a dream and Vicki covered her face with a scarf afterwards. Meanwhile, Gina pissed off Tamra, and Emily went to therapy. Somehow we cracked up the entire time. Come listen to our recap!
1hr 9m Nov 06, 2018
1hr 9m
828: #828 RHOA & Married2Med: Welcome to ATL, Bitch!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a new season and get ready to head to Miami, and the cast of Married to Medicine fights in Antigua. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappe...
1hr 12m Nov 05, 2018
1hr 12m
827: #827 Shahs of Sunset: Bloody Married
It's two days until MJ's wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy after heckles MJ during her speech? Let's find out! This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and N...
1hr 3m Nov 02, 2018
1hr 3m
826: #826 RHOD: Gang Green
It's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL and malls. This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwha...
1hr 27m Nov 01, 2018
1hr 27m
#825 BelowDeck: Open Mouth, Insert Infected Foot
Caroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, she has a foot infection, and it hurrrrrts, guys! Meanwhile, Chandler is still the worst, and he won't even let Rhylee go fishing. Could Chandler BEEEEE any more illogical? How about you pretend to be Captain Lee and listen to our podcast while yo...
1hr 4m Oct 31, 2018
1hr 4m
824: #824 RHOC: The (Ya) Mon-ing After
The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Ramona Ch...
1hr 2m Oct 30, 2018
1hr 2m
#823 Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring
Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curtis celebrated an anniversary, and Mariah hosted a Black Love party. Plus, Quad is still getting divorced.
1hr 3m Oct 29, 2018
1hr 3m
#822 SHAHS: Baby Not On Board
Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as interested in a baby as he would be in an ear infection, and Nema and GG's romance gets about as hot as tuna-on-tuna porn. Oh, and we think Mike might be a slum lord. Come listen to our recap and stick around for a hilarious Crappens Mailbag segm...
1hr 13m Oct 26, 2018
1hr 13m
#821 RHOD: Kitchen Confidential
Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare. It doesn't help that Kam's brought her mother in law to scare the bejesus out of D'Andra (it doesn't quite work). In the end, the ladies share meatloaf and acrimony with each other. Check out our recap and don't forget to buy tickets to our ...
1hr 1m Oct 25, 2018
1hr 1m
820: #820 Below Deck: Destiny's Red Headed Step Child
Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Limited King of Snarkasm tees until Nov at ...
1hr 1m Oct 24, 2018
1hr 1m
#819 RHOC: Introducing Fun Shannon!
It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we probably could have done without Vicki twerking). We recap every shrill, screaming moment.
1hr 11m Oct 23, 2018
1hr 11m
818: #818 Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies
Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never change. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Limited King...
50m Oct 22, 2018
50m
817: #817 Shahs: Reefer/Sadness
GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Limited King of Snarkasm tees until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store...
1hr 7m Oct 19, 2018
1hr 7m
816: #816 RHOD: Loose Lips & Dog Rips
The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Limited King of Snarkasm tees through...
1hr 2m Oct 18, 2018
1hr 2m
#815 BelowDeck: Let's Make A Veal!
Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face of her condescending superiors. Plus, there's a squall! We recap it all on this episode.
59m Oct 17, 2018
59m
#814 RHOC: River Monsters
The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Limited King of Snarkasm tees through Oct 15 at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links a...
1hr 9m Oct 16, 2018
1hr 9m
#813 Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts
This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the latest episode and as an added bonus, we talk about the most recent "Shahs" high jinks. Come listen!
1hr 7m Oct 15, 2018
1hr 7m
#812: RHONY in Morocco - Live From NYC
For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we recap the seminal RHONY ep, "Last Call, Morocco" (season 4, episode 10). If any RHONY trip could rival Scary Island, this is the one. Come take a trip down memory lane with us. It'll be worth it.
1hr 33m Oct 14, 2018
1hr 33m
#811 RHOD: The Prom Before The Storm - Live from NYC
Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for yet another super fun live show. We talk '80s proms, distribitterrrs, and LeeAnne inching towards losing her mind. Plus, we take a look at Bethenny's IG story from the Berkshires.
1hr 14m Oct 12, 2018
1hr 14m
810: #810 Below Deck: Alaskan Shush People
The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people. This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
59m Oct 10, 2018
59m
#809 RHOC: Hitting Bikini Bottom
Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her bikinis, and Emily contemplated the future of her embryos. Come check out our recap!
1hr 2m Oct 09, 2018
1hr 2m
808: #808 Married2Med: Miami Frown Machine
It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life. This week's bonus is all about Ben going to see A Star is Born and Ronnie's distaste for Meghan Trainor. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links...
54m Oct 08, 2018
54m