930: RHOA & Project Runway: Teeny Weenie, Meanie Nene, Kenya Moore & Peach Bellini
Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia's finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she's pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway gang has to dive into the world of patterns.  To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Southern Charm trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edit...
1hr 28m Apr 01, 2019
1hr 28m
929: Summer House: Twentysomething Year Old Virgin Episode
Jordan starts a pattern of compulsively lying on this week's Summer House and Carl tries to fit into new white jeans.  To hear this week's bonus episode taking place on a field trip to Glendale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE available through March at crappensmerch.com! **Cra...
1hr 1m Mar 29, 2019
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928: RHONY: A Woah-pranos Sit Down
Bethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she's dying alone.  To hear this week's bonus episode taking place on a field trip to Glendale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE avail...
1hr 13m Mar 28, 2019
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927: RHOBH: 9 Day Fiancé
Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everything seems calm and copacetic on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," Puppygate rears its adorable head again as news of Dorit's canine transgressions hit the tabloids. Dunh dunh DUNNNNH!!!!
1hr 2m Mar 27, 2019
1hr 2m
926: PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)
TomTom finally opens on "Vanderpump Rules," which means it's time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected to give his free first class upgraded seat to his wife, and thus we have get The Return of Tequila Katie: Hammock Edition. We cover it all on our latest recap!
1hr 23m Mar 26, 2019
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925: ProjectRunway & RHOA: Bad Workers Blame Their Tulle
"Project Runway" has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team's budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the original tulle. Just how many times can we even write tulle in one episode description? Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Atlanta" where questions about Eva's solvency lead to a sort of dramatic moment. Be sure to get tickets to our live shows ...
1hr 32m Mar 25, 2019
1hr 32m
924: SummerHouse: Bro-BQ & A Session
"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy with his ladies (and texts), and then Kyle dazzles us with spiked tea. This is really the show that America needs right now. Oh, and don't forget to come see us in Carl's hometown of Pittsburgh, PA! Get tickets at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
53m Mar 22, 2019
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923: RHONY: For The Seafood Lover In You!
Barbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luann and Dorinda come face to face for the first time all season at Sonja's Paper Magazine party. Nothing happens and yet EVERYTHING HAPPENS. This is why we love Real Housewives of New York City.
1hr 22m Mar 21, 2019
1hr 22m
922: RHOBH: Textes Blizzard
iMessage takes center stage again in this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Teddi changes her story and produces non cropped screenshots of her phone. There's one last question we need answered: will Kyle finally get stuck to the floor?  To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patr...
1hr 14m Mar 20, 2019
1hr 14m
921: PumpRules: One Bad Apple Spoils The Brunch
Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on "Vanderpump Rules" when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana makes enchiladas, and Kristen steps on Lisa's foot. Just your standard issue day at SUR.
1hr 25m Mar 19, 2019
1hr 25m
920: Top Chef & RHOA: Winner Winner Reception Dinner
Top Chef announces its new champ and Eva finally gets married in a dress she's not sobbing about. Will NeNe find a way to make it all about her?  To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop...
1hr 15m Mar 18, 2019
1hr 15m
919: RHONY: Madea's Clam Bake
Live in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemies away from a clam bake or will Tyler Perry save the day with the deepest quote in Housewives history?  To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.c...
1hr 41m Mar 17, 2019
1hr 41m
918: Summer House: Red, White and Blue Balls Live in Cincinnati
We're live from Cincinnati for this week's Summer House Fourth of July party. Will anyone get laid?  To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Cincinnati, Portl...
1hr 25m Mar 16, 2019
1hr 25m
917: Project Runway: Sew You, Say Me
Project Runway is back on Bravo, and there are tears. Lots and lots of tears.  To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Cincinnati, Portland, Phoenix, Boston, ...
1hr 24m Mar 15, 2019
1hr 24m
2312: It's Like Weird
It's the season finale of The Bachelor. Will Colton LOSE HIS VIRGINITY?! And how many times will Cassie say "weird"? This week's bonus is about fighting in facebook groups. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor. 
51m Mar 13, 2019
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916: RHOBH: Don't Mess With Textses
Doggygate reaches new heights on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with "textses" from Teddi and John Blizzard. It's the type of pettiness we both loathe and live for. Whose side are you on?
1hr 4m Mar 13, 2019
1hr 4m
915: PumpRules: DJ Banner - Live from SXSW, Featuring Jax Taylor
We brought our show to South By Southwest to recap "Vanderpump Rules," and just when we thought it was safe to make fun of Jax... he done showed up and JAXED US. Craziness!! But don't let that overshadow a great episode of VPR, which saw the Toms invite James on the annual cast trip, only to have Katie force them to disinvite him two days later. Oops. Thanks to Acast and Patreon for setting...
59m Mar 13, 2019
59m
914: RHOA: Dungeons & Draggin' - Also, Top Chef and Married To Med LA
We're here at SXSW in a crappy hotel room, which means it's time to churn out a podcast full of technical issues! First the recording stopped midway through, then our audio suddenly went janky, and then... well... it doesn't matter. Here is our recap of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Top Chef"! Plus, our impressions of "Married to Medicine: Los Angeles." Be sure to buy tickets to our live sh...
1hr 9m Mar 11, 2019
1hr 9m
913: RHONY: It's A Cruel Summer - Live from DC
The Real Housewives of New York is back!! And to celebrate, we recapped the season 11 premiere in DC at our biggest live show to date! We don't know what we were most excited about: Luann complaining about Ramona, Barbara talking about reggae, Dorinda scoffing at Lu, Sonja taping towels, Tinsley driving in Manhattan, or Michael Voltaggio sitting in the fourth row of our show (!!!!). This is...
1hr 31m Mar 09, 2019
1hr 31m
912: Summer House: Back To Basics
The "Summer House" gang is back! We've said goodbye to some familiar faces but also hello to some new ones. Beore you write us a 17 page email about it, we suggest you go straight for the rosé instead and enjoy this recap! Carl? Carl? Carl?
1hr 11m Mar 08, 2019
1hr 11m
911: RHONJ: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!
Danielle Staub makes her triumphant return to the reunion stage as we wrap up the hilarious and wonderful season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. There's fighting, yelling, and the most unexpected cameo from one of RHONJ's most famous friends-of. Come see us on tour! Check out the schedule and buy tix at watchwhatcrappens.com Get our merch! watchwhatcrappens.com/merch
1hr 6m Mar 07, 2019
1hr 6m
910: RHOBH: The Bermuda Why? Angle
It's still a Juicy eats Lucy world on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The Bermuda trip ends with some heavy edits to protect Dorit from her current lawsuits, but who will protect the baby flamingos from being smothered by the love of Vanderpump? To hear this week's bonus episode about Married to Medicine and Abducted in Plain Sight and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon...
1hr 17m Mar 06, 2019
1hr 17m
910: PumpRules: Insane In The Reptilian Brain
Beau's mom attempts to give relationship to the cast of "Vanderpump Rules," and as you can imagine, it doesn't work very well. But at least she does invoke everyone's inner reptile! Plus, Lala sheds light on her epic love story with RANNNND.
1hr 18m Mar 05, 2019
1hr 18m
908: RHOA & Top Chef: Bye Rice Cake Wig
We doubled up on recaps to get both Top Chef and RHOA covered! Enjoy, guys! To hear this week's bonus episode about Married to Medicine and Abducted in Plain Sight and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Cincinnati, Port...
1hr 35m Mar 04, 2019
1hr 35m
907: Mexican Dynasties: Life, Death and Nacho
Mexican Dynasties premieres with a welcome home party, a goodbye party, a super cute dog, and really rubbery faces. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Cincinnati, P...
1hr Mar 01, 2019
1hr
906: RHONJ: Standing (St)wrong
Teresa tries to figure out what words are in the second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and Joe Gorga reminds graces the stage to remind his sister to use her vibrator.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warh...
1hr 2m Feb 28, 2019
1hr 2m
905: #905 RHOBH: Releasing The Dogs of War
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice controversy, and before long, we've got a climactic fight that sees Dorit crying and Teddi storming off from a table. Whose side are you on?
1hr 3m Feb 27, 2019
1hr 3m
904: #904 PumpRules: Who Gets the PJ?
The girls finish up their Let's Torture Kristen wine weekend and move on to stressing about how many drinks the Toms will get on the menu. Also, LaLa vows to find another BJ for a PJ sitch after dumping Rand.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirt...
1hr 15m Feb 26, 2019
1hr 15m
903: #903 TopChef: Quest For The Holy Gail
Gail's back! Gail's back! Our favorite Canadian "Top Chef" judge returns to enjoy one meal in Kentucky before the finals. Who will advance to Macau? Who will survive Last Chance Kitchen? And who will take care of their garden the best? All these questions are answered in our latest recap, which is available now! No Gails were harmed in the recording of this episode.
1hr Feb 26, 2019
1hr
902: Untitled Episode
We took our show to "Just For Laughs" in Vancouver this week, and what better way to make a splash in Canada than by recapping the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. This is peak Bravo. Come listen!
1hr 16m Feb 23, 2019
1hr 16m
901: #901 RHOBH: Chocolate Hearted Snakes
The Real Housewives have a chocolate heart party and we try to figure out what DNA repair is as we get to know Denise.  To hear this week's bonus episode previewing the new show Mexican Dynasties and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappe...
1hr 23m Feb 20, 2019
1hr 23m
900: #900 PumpRules: Trip of a Lifetime
Just when you were losing faith in "Vanderpump Rules," along comes an episode with Kristen losing her mind so severely that she trips over a coffee table in wine country. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Come join us as we dissect every flower, miniature chair, and melted snowman that we saw. And did you hear? We have a million live shows that you ALL should come to: http://watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 13m Feb 20, 2019
1hr 13m
899: #899 RHOA: The Onion Ring On Her Finger
**Today's episode is a video recap available on Patreon! Porsha finally gets engaged on Real Housewives Atlanta. Will the ring leave grease on her finger?  To hear this week's bonus episode previewing the new show Mexican Dynasties and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop ...
1hr 14m Feb 19, 2019
1hr 14m
898: #898 Top Chef: Float Like a Butterfly Sting Like a Padma
Top Chef honors Muhammad Ali with some slimy chicken and cured salmon. Thankfully, Padma has enough stinky looks to save us all. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Cra...
1hr 13m Feb 15, 2019
1hr 13m
897: #897 RHONJ: Finale Pool Marty
The Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with a splash. Literally.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on Feb...
1hr 15m Feb 14, 2019
1hr 15m
896: #896 RHOBH: Who Let The Dogs Out?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills roars out of the gate with its season premiere, which features dogs, goats, and Faye Resnick. Rumor has it this is Lisa Vanderpump's final season, and we are absolutely ready to find out what caused Ken to yell "GOODBYE KYYYYLE!!" But until then, we'll just have to bide our time with Denise Richards and Teddi's new house. Works for us!
1hr 19m Feb 13, 2019
1hr 19m
895: #895 PumpRules: Girl's Trippin'
The girls of Vanderpump Rules take the pj to Solvang and Jax pretends he's above therapy. Also, James' mother is a monster.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on...
1hr 27m Feb 12, 2019
1hr 27m
894: #894 RHOA: A Strip of a Lifetime - Plus: Top Chef
The women of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn't exactly knock their socks off. Or his own. We recap the whole shebang, and then after we move on to "Top Chef" to laugh about the things we missed in last week's show. Enjoy!
56m Feb 11, 2019
56m
893: #893 RHOD: Classic Trolley Rewind
Brace yourself for a trip down memory lane (via dented trolley) as we recap a classic episode from the first season of the Real Housewives of Dallas. And of course, there's no better place to do it than at the historic Texas Theatre in the heart of Dallas itself! This was our biggest audience to date, and if you missed us, don't worry: we're coming back to Texas next month for SXSW!!! W00t!!!...
1hr 39m Feb 10, 2019
1hr 39m
892: #892 RHONJ: Talking On Broken Glass - Live from Dallas!
We're talking "Real Housewives of New Jersey" at our first ever Dallas live show, and while we may be focused on the Garden State, that doesn't mean we don't get some major RHOD crossover cameos by LeeAnne Locken and Mama Dee! Fair warning though: an audio glitch caused us to lose about 10 minutes in the middle of the recording, but don't worry, you're still getting all the good stuff!
1hr 14m Feb 09, 2019
1hr 14m
891: #891 Below Deck: Brounion
Below Deck celebrates the end of its best season with a reunion. Sexual harassment and herpes accusations ahead! To hear this week's bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through February! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on Feb 8 and 9, then we're hitting up the Just For Laughs Co...
1hr 10m Feb 06, 2019
1hr 10m
890: #890 PumpRules: Daily Flail Party
TomTom opens on tonight's Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This episode is also available on Patreon as a video recap for your smart tv.  To hear this week's bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luann Warhol Pop Art avail through F...
1hr 13m Feb 05, 2019
1hr 13m
889: #889 Top Chef: Noshhville
Top Chef takes on Nashville and tells sad boring stories to coincide with their dishes. Padma is on a tear, so it's all good by us! Yeehaw! This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Ben in the Streets Ronnie in the Sheets shirts avail this week only! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas nex...
1hr 15m Feb 01, 2019
1hr 15m
888: #888 RHONJ: Cabo San Locas
The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Cabo to punch vases, throw glasses and ride camels. Will The Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Ben in the Streets Ronnie in the Sheets shirts avail this week only! **Crappens Live is coming to Dallas next week on Fe...
1hr 17m Jan 31, 2019
1hr 17m
887: #887 BelowDeck: Our Hearts Are, Like, Literally Full
"Below Deck" concludes its epic, best season with one last hurrah in the form of a sea slug and some catty biatches. The only thing that could have made this episode better would be if it weren't our last. Sadness. Come join us as we bid adieu to season 6!
58m Jan 30, 2019
58m
886: #886 PumpRules: Lost in Translation
Billie Lee and Katie's Cis Privilege fight continues this week on Vanderpump Rules, and ScheSchu has a housewarming in Siberia. Also lalaandarianadiditomg. Today's recap is also available as a video recap on Patreon. This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Ben in the Streets Ronnie in th...
1hr 19m Jan 29, 2019
1hr 19m
885: #885 RHOA: Don't Be Tardy For The Tea Party
Real Housewives of Atlanta came to life this week when Marlo attempted to come for Eva, and Eva finally read her to filth. And she wasn't the only one getting some revenge. Aya the tour guide left Bravo's biggest star in her dust in a power move for the ages. Be sure to check out our recap, and don't forget to buy tix to our live shows too at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
50m Jan 29, 2019
50m
884: #884: ‘Southern Charm’ Mayor Hands Extravaganza - Live from Charleston
We celebrated the "Watch What Crappens" 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not only did some of our most die-hard listeners trek across the country to be there, but we were also graced by Ms. Patricia Altschul, Michael the Butler, and Queen Kathryn as well! We were so star struck and excited that we TOTALLY forgot to mention it ...
1hr 40m Jan 26, 2019
1hr 40m
883: #883 Below Deck: Princess Cruises - Live from Charleston
Our two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from "Southern Charm"!! Then we move on to recap our favorite yacht show, "Below Deck." Who will be worse: the gays or the girls? Come listen to find out! And if you want to see us live, be sure to check out our schedule at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 27m Jan 25, 2019
1hr 27m
882: #882 RHONJ: Tanned Parenthood
This week on "RHONJ," Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden State's supply of bronzer. Then it's off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where a diamond pendant leads to a screaming matching at a fancy restaurant. We sop up all the insults (and osso buco) as we recap all the madness. Comes listen!
56m Jan 24, 2019
56m