833: #833 RHOA & Married2Med: You Can't Handle The Toothbrush
It's another double recap to kick off your week! First, we tackle "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" where a trip to Miami leads to the usual hotel room antics. Plus, we learn some disturbing deets about Porsha's oral hygiene. Then we head over to "Married To Medicine" and discuss the various ridiculous clashes happening during the couples' trip. Grab your biscuits: it's a good one.
1hr 29m Nov 13, 2018
1hr 29m
832: #832 RHOD: Danes & Confused - Live From Seattle
The ladies of "Real Housewives of Dallas" head to Copenhagen, and to celebrate, we also trek to the North — specifically Seattle. Check out our recap of this hilarious episode live from Washington Hall. Thanks to everyone who showed up - it was an amazing time, but now we're exhausted. Our weave is exhausted. The panty liner on our underwear is exhausted. But we'd do it all over again!
1hr 31m Nov 11, 2018
1hr 31m
#831 RHONJ: New Season, Who Dis(barred)?
The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and the big news this time around is that Dolores is alone, Teresa is training for a fitness competition, Marge wants a new face, and Melissa is turning 39. Plus, Danielle's getting married (lol), and Frank got disbarred. Sounds like a great way to start a season! Come check out our recap.
1hr 8m Nov 08, 2018
1hr 8m
830: #830 Below Deck: The Musical 2
This week on Below Deck: The Musical 2, toes are throbbing, flesh is pounding, and eyes are popping. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah ...
1hr 1m Nov 07, 2018
1hr 1m
#829 RHOC: The Midterm Elective Surgery Results Are In!
Shannon and Vicki had dueling nips and tucks on the latest Real Housewives of Orange County, and we are here with minute by minute coverage of all the breaking news! What we know is that Shannon had to pick a dream and Vicki covered her face with a scarf afterwards. Meanwhile, Gina pissed off Tamra, and Emily went to therapy. Somehow we cracked up the entire time. Come listen to our recap!
1hr 9m Nov 06, 2018
1hr 9m
828: #828 RHOA & Married2Med: Welcome to ATL, Bitch!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a new season and get ready to head to Miami, and the cast of Married to Medicine fights in Antigua. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappe...
1hr 12m Nov 05, 2018
1hr 12m
827: #827 Shahs of Sunset: Bloody Married
It's two days until MJ's wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy after heckles MJ during her speech? Let's find out! This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and N...
1hr 3m Nov 02, 2018
1hr 3m
826: #826 RHOD: Gang Green
It's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL and malls. This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwha...
1hr 27m Nov 01, 2018
1hr 27m
#825 BelowDeck: Open Mouth, Insert Infected Foot
Caroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, she has a foot infection, and it hurrrrrts, guys! Meanwhile, Chandler is still the worst, and he won't even let Rhylee go fishing. Could Chandler BEEEEE any more illogical? How about you pretend to be Captain Lee and listen to our podcast while yo...
1hr 4m Oct 31, 2018
1hr 4m
824: #824 RHOC: The (Ya) Mon-ing After
The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Ramona Ch...
1hr 2m Oct 30, 2018
1hr 2m
#823 Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring
Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curtis celebrated an anniversary, and Mariah hosted a Black Love party. Plus, Quad is still getting divorced.
1hr 3m Oct 29, 2018
1hr 3m
#822 SHAHS: Baby Not On Board
Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as interested in a baby as he would be in an ear infection, and Nema and GG's romance gets about as hot as tuna-on-tuna porn. Oh, and we think Mike might be a slum lord. Come listen to our recap and stick around for a hilarious Crappens Mailbag segm...
1hr 13m Oct 26, 2018
1hr 13m
#821 RHOD: Kitchen Confidential
Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare. It doesn't help that Kam's brought her mother in law to scare the bejesus out of D'Andra (it doesn't quite work). In the end, the ladies share meatloaf and acrimony with each other. Check out our recap and don't forget to buy tickets to our ...
1hr 1m Oct 25, 2018
1hr 1m
820: #820 Below Deck: Destiny's Red Headed Step Child
Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Limited King of Snarkasm tees until Nov at ...
1hr 1m Oct 24, 2018
1hr 1m
#819 RHOC: Introducing Fun Shannon!
It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we probably could have done without Vicki twerking). We recap every shrill, screaming moment.
1hr 11m Oct 23, 2018
1hr 11m
818: #818 Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies
Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never change. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Limited King...
50m Oct 22, 2018
50m
817: #817 Shahs: Reefer/Sadness
GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Limited King of Snarkasm tees until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store...
1hr 7m Oct 19, 2018
1hr 7m
816: #816 RHOD: Loose Lips & Dog Rips
The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Limited King of Snarkasm tees through...
1hr 2m Oct 18, 2018
1hr 2m
#815 BelowDeck: Let's Make A Veal!
Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face of her condescending superiors. Plus, there's a squall! We recap it all on this episode.
59m Oct 17, 2018
59m
#814 RHOC: River Monsters
The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.*Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com*New Limited King of Snarkasm tees through Oct 15 at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links a...
1hr 9m Oct 16, 2018
1hr 9m
#813 Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts
This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the latest episode and as an added bonus, we talk about the most recent "Shahs" high jinks. Come listen!
1hr 7m Oct 15, 2018
1hr 7m
#812: RHONY in Morocco - Live From NYC
For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we recap the seminal RHONY ep, "Last Call, Morocco" (season 4, episode 10). If any RHONY trip could rival Scary Island, this is the one. Come take a trip down memory lane with us. It'll be worth it.
1hr 33m Oct 14, 2018
1hr 33m
#811 RHOD: The Prom Before The Storm - Live from NYC
Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for yet another super fun live show. We talk '80s proms, distribitterrrs, and LeeAnne inching towards losing her mind. Plus, we take a look at Bethenny's IG story from the Berkshires.
1hr 14m Oct 12, 2018
1hr 14m
810: #810 Below Deck: Alaskan Shush People
The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people. This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
59m Oct 10, 2018
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#809 RHOC: Hitting Bikini Bottom
Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her bikinis, and Emily contemplated the future of her embryos. Come check out our recap!
1hr 2m Oct 09, 2018
1hr 2m
808: #808 Married2Med: Miami Frown Machine
It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life. This week's bonus is all about Ben going to see A Star is Born and Ronnie's distaste for Meghan Trainor. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links...
54m Oct 08, 2018
54m
807: #807 RHOA Season Trailer Breakdown
The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon and we're here for a shot by shot breakdown of the trailer. This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at wa...
1hr 8m Oct 05, 2018
1hr 8m
806: #806 RHOD: Van Gough, Girl!
The Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be the messiest betch among them? And who pooped on the floor by the cellist? Find out!This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle a...
55m Oct 04, 2018
55m
805: #805 Below Deck: Foam Around the World
Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be nice to Caroline? We hope not!This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is...
1hr 7m Oct 03, 2018
1hr 7m
#804 RHOC: Read Between These Salmons
On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending down to pick up a card!! Plus, Kelly Dodd goes to theatre school, Vicki rides a bike, and Gina talks to her parents. Come check out our recap!
1hr 16m Oct 02, 2018
1hr 16m
#803 Married2Med: I'm in Miami, B*tch!
On this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as a child. That's the perfect excuse to head to Miami with Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone for what will surely be a rousing adventure into childhood misery. Also, Toya saves money by demanding a two story closet, and Quad answers a phone. We recap it all...
59m Oct 01, 2018
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#802 SHAHS: What Happens in Vegas Gets Mansplained in Vegas
MJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on "Shahs of Sunset," and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intricacies of the heart to GG. He gets his comeuppance though by trusting Reza with a secret -- never a wise move... Be sure to check out our recap of the episode and then tell all your friends about it. And don't forget to buy tickets to our upcoming l...
1hr 18m Sep 28, 2018
1hr 18m
#801 RHOD: Too Blessed To Be Stressticles
There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifically, stressticles. Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious installment of this franchise.
57m Sep 27, 2018
57m
#800: RHONJ Season 9 Trailer Breakdown
The ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashions, face-drops, and other fascinating nuances that might pass by the casual viewer. Def get yourself ready for the upcoming season by listening to our play by play.
41m Sep 26, 2018
41m
799: #799 RHOC: The Olive Spar-den
It’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this week’s premium bonus, Ronnie is in Texas becoming a volleyball expert while Ben is at home in LA making his way through Game of Thrones. We also talk about The Crown and Netflix’ new show, Maniac. To hear it, become a member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...
1hr 19m Sep 25, 2018
1hr 19m
798: #798 Married2Med: Lady and the Trampoline
Married to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up with Contessa. Let’s get to the trampoline park! *Our Limited HEY BETCH shirts are available through September at CrappensMerch.com*Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville in 2018! Get ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
50m Sep 24, 2018
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#797 SHAHS: So Much To Seder
"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes Doritos, and Vida hates cheesy traditions. Come check out our latest recap!
1hr 25m Sep 21, 2018
1hr 25m
796: #796 RHOD: Smashing Bumpkins
It's time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone's gonna get hurt. This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwha...
1hr 15m Sep 20, 2018
1hr 15m
795: #795 Shahs: It's Nowruz or Neveruz
The Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won't have to pay for the cars he's sideswiped? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find...
59m Sep 19, 2018
59m
#794 RHOC: All About Steve
This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about Steve. Plus, Gina and Matt are getting divorced!
1hr 18m Sep 18, 2018
1hr 18m
#793 Married2Med: Boiling Crabs
Crabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expect (read: TERRIBLY). Plus, we imagine Bethenny on "$100,000 Pyramid.
1hr Sep 17, 2018
1hr
#792 RHOD: Raging, Bulls - Live from Denver
For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, and of course, we burped like LeeAnne. The audio is a little bit janky, but the JOY IS UNPARALLELED. Thank you Denver!
1hr 42m Sep 14, 2018
1hr 42m
#791 BelowDeckMed: Joao Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?
The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course. Joao tries to convince us that he's changed, Kasey exposes his "faint" flirtations, and Colin wears a flowers! (Way to go, Collie!!!) Put your HONAAAY faces on for our complete rundown of this season 3 sendoff.
1hr 2m Sep 12, 2018
1hr 2m
#790 RHOC: Seeing Red
Major news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane right to her face. And it was glorious.
1hr 16m Sep 11, 2018
1hr 16m
Song: Hey Betch!
Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus celebrates Tamra Barney of RHOC with their new hit Hey Betch!**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle, Nashville, Charleston and Dallas! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
2m Sep 11, 2018
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789: #789 Shahs: Bath Bomb
MJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week's Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week's bonus episode is about Game of Thrones and what books we're reading. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find...
1hr 9m Sep 11, 2018
1hr 9m
788: #788 Married2Med: Nurse Wretched
Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative portrait. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!*Crapp...
1hr 5m Sep 10, 2018
1hr 5m
787: #787 RHOD: Honey Badger Do Give a F**k
The Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who's Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall...or something. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*...
1hr 18m Sep 07, 2018
1hr 18m
786: #786 RHONY: Boo, Ya Betch
Carole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who gave Ramona a robot eye? This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August ...
1hr 25m Sep 06, 2018
1hr 25m
785: #785 Below Deck Med: Pressing Through to the End
Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to Denv...
1hr 17m Sep 05, 2018
1hr 17m