#784 Married2Med: Where In The World Is Quad Sandiego?
The whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine." Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? We address this and other pressing questions on our latest recap.
1hr Sep 05, 2018
1hr
#783 RHOD: Up a Beaver Creek Without A Paddle
Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron's family house, and it's not long before our resident Big Bird is harping on being excluded from the Baby Bruin news. Plus, LeeAnne bangs a bowl. Come listen!
1hr 2m Aug 31, 2018
1hr 2m
#782 RHONY: Best Friends for Never
The "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster oven. We're talking about Carole and Bethenny going toe-to-toe in Andy Cohen's three ring circus. Who won this round? Hard to tell. But come check out our opinions and then weigh in with your own!!
1hr 12m Aug 31, 2018
1hr 12m
781: #781 Below Deck Med: Lady and the Tramp Stamp
Below Deck Med begins its final charter for the season. Will Hannah get her plane ticket refunded? Will Sandy resist chips? And will any woman on this show ever stand up to Zim?This week's bonus episode is about our tour through Luann destinations in Palm Beach and penises in Atlanta. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale...
1hr 10m Aug 29, 2018
1hr 10m
780: #780 RHOC: A-hole in One
The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County celebrate birthdays by golfing together and fighting over who accused Emily's asshole husband of being an abusive asshole husband. Tamra started it.This week's bonus episode is about our tour through Luann destinations in Palm Beach and penises in Atlanta. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh!...
1hr 10m Aug 28, 2018
1hr 10m
#779: Revisiting the RHOA Series Premiere - Live from Atlanta!
We took our show to Atlanta over the weekend, and what better way to celebrate the hottest town in reality TV than by taking a trip in the wayback machine and revisiting the first episode EVER of "Real Housewives of Atlanta"? This was back when Nene and Kim were friends (and had different faces), when Deshawn Snow had hope, and Lisa Wu Hartwell was, well, a thing. We had SO MUCH FUN recapping t...
1hr 27m Aug 27, 2018
1hr 27m
#778 RHOD: Mom's The Word - Live from Atlanta!
This week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of Kameron Westcott, Private Eye. Come listen to our recap, which we recorded live in Atlanta with a special cameo moment from the Queen of Dallas herself, LeeAnne Locken! #blessed
1hr 28m Aug 26, 2018
1hr 28m
#777 RHONY: Nutcrackers, Drunks, and Jill Zarin - Live from Palm Beach
The first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH. Yes, it's another live show, and this time we have special guests: Captain Lee ("Below Deck") and Lea Black ("Real Housewives of Miami")!!
1hr 36m Aug 24, 2018
1hr 36m
776: #776 Below Deck Med: Broken Arrow
The self help douche ends his trip on Below Deck Med. Will he come through and stab Zim in the throat? This week's bonus episode is about HBO shows, Big Brother, and Housewives books on Amazon.. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to West Palm Beach, Atlanta a...
1hr 8m Aug 22, 2018
1hr 8m
#775 RHOC: Got Milkman?
This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," Shannon milks David for some moolah, and Kelly milks a milkman for... Mexican food? Or something like that. Come check out our recap of the latest episode!
1hr 1m Aug 21, 2018
1hr 1m
774: #774 RHOP: F You, Weirdo!
It's the final installment The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Will the husbands take responsibility? Will Michael cry for a good reason or a dumb one? And why is Chris manspreading? This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappe...
1hr 3m Aug 20, 2018
1hr 3m
773: #773 Shahs of Sunset: Put a Sock in It
The Shahs of Sunset get charitable this week and MJ plans her wedding from her couch. Hero. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to West Palm Beach, Atlanta and Denver! Find ticket links ...
1hr 26m Aug 17, 2018
1hr 26m
#772 RHOD: The Mother of All Premieres
"Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and the storms are already brewin'. LeeAnne is trying to tame her amygdala, Brandi is trying to tame her kids, and D'Andra is trying to tame Dee. Don't think any of those things are going to happen anytime soon. Come join us as we recap this hilarious show!
1hr 6m Aug 16, 2018
1hr 6m
771: #771 RHONY: Hashtag Jovani&Frenemies
It's the season finale of Real Housewives of New York. Luann gets her cabaret night debut and Dorinda gets to scream "JOVANI" a lot while not drunk at all.This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is co...
1hr 23m Aug 16, 2018
1hr 23m
#770 BelowDeckMed: Bittersweet Zim-phony
So much happened on "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week. Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Joao called Hannah materialistic, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Adam froze fish, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, and a motivational speaker came on board to rhyme things. Come check out our super-sized recap of this hilarious episode!
1hr 20m Aug 15, 2018
1hr 20m
769: #769 RHOC: Texas Scold'em
The Real Housewives of Orange County have a poker party, but can Vicki make it all the way through without being cried at? Probably not.This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live is coming to West Palm B...
1hr 10m Aug 14, 2018
1hr 10m
#768 RHOP: Reunited and It Feels So Messy
Ben and Ronnie reunite just in time for another reunion: The Real Housewives of Potomac! It's part one of their big couch moment, and the messiness is coming hard and fast. We break it down the only way we know how: with ridiculous impersonations. Come listen!And don't forget to come see us on tour. Get tix here: watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 13m Aug 13, 2018
1hr 13m
767: #767 Shahs: Unhappy Shah-lentines Day! w Guests Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard
Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (Dumb Gay Politics, The People's Couch) join Ronnie on Ben's last day off to giggle about Shahs of Sunset and getting homesick for LA rubber faces. Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale th...
55m Aug 10, 2018
55m
766: #766 RHONY: House Shun-ters
Ben is still out of town, so Ronnie takes another solo swing at the Real Housewives of New York. I mean, Ronnie's AGELESS AMMIRITE? Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at crappensmerch.com!*Crappens Live...
1hr 4m Aug 09, 2018
1hr 4m
765: #765 BelowDeckMed: Dick Schtick w Guest Kate Chastain
Nothing better than spending an episode with the incomparable chief stew Kate Chastain (Below Deck, After Deck Podcast) while Ben is away on a cruise of his own. Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Garsh! tees only on sale through August at cr...
58m Aug 08, 2018
58m
764: #764 RHOC: Casa Black w/ Lea Black
Ronnie went up to the Hollywood Hills to visit Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami, Lunch W Lea Podcast) for a chat about RHOC This isn't a standard Crappens recap because we couldn't stop changing the subject. We'll be back to normal recap mode next week! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patre...
54m Aug 07, 2018
54m
763: #763 RHOP: Pizza, She Wrote w/ Special Guest Rae Sanni
Rae Sanni (The Good Place, Rel and the Mysandry Podcast) joins Ronnie to talk trash about the Real Housewives of Potomac season final while Ben is away. The great pizza mystery is solved. OR IS IT? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition GARSH! tees at c...
1hr 17m Aug 06, 2018
1hr 17m
762: #762 Bonus: Two Judgey Girls. Well, One
Mary of Two Judgey Girls fame joins Ronnie to talk over the epic boat trip from hell on Real Housewives of New York and gossip about lots of garbage people. Find their podcast on whatever app you listen on and follow them on insta @@ This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...
35m Aug 05, 2018
35m
761: #761 Shahs of Sunset: Persians in the Attic w/ Guest Lara Shoenhals
The Shahs of Sunset returns with a group trip to the ever so glamorous Big Bear. Will the new guy bone GG? Who's life will Reza try and ruin this year? And what's up with the brother and sister that wants to make out? Enjoy! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limit...
1hr 16m Aug 03, 2018
1hr 16m
760: #760 RHONY: Woah-tanic
The ladies of Real Housewives of New York end their trip to Colombia with a boat ride from hell and Ronnie is left alone to cover it while Ben is on a boat trip of his own? Will this whole show sink? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle...
54m Aug 02, 2018
54m
#759 BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance
Major drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a refreshing Coca Cola beverage. And if that weren't bad enough, Hannah then has to deal with the impecunious concerns of Conrad, whose request for 50 euros nearly leads to a Brexit of its own. Also, Joao is still terrible.
1hr 3m Aug 01, 2018
1hr 3m
#758 RHOC: Mexico-Conspirators
Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and break their ankles. Just another day on "Real Housewives of Orange County."
57m Jul 31, 2018
57m
#757 RHOP: It's Not Delivery, It's Di-Robyn-o
The ladies of "Real Housewives of Potomac" are back from France, which means it's time to get back to what they do best: harping on Karen's living situation. Does she live in her house? Or is she slumming it in a townhome? There's only way to get to the bottom of it: deliver some shady pizza.
59m Jul 31, 2018
59m
756: #756 RHONY: A Tale of Two Biddies
The Real Housewives of New York are still in Colombia, and we’re in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Best night ever. Thanks to everyone who came out and made us feel like rockstars. **Crappens Live is coming to West Palm Beach and Atlanta this summer! Get ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 8m Jul 28, 2018
1hr 8m
#755 SouthernCharm: Hi Ashley
The epic season 5 of "Southern Charm" draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she prove herself to be far from the monster she's been? Will she emerge the tragic hero? Spoiler alert: HELL NO. Even Andy seems ready to toss her in a ditch. We've got every inch of this bonkers Reunion Part 2 covered.
1hr 30m Jul 27, 2018
1hr 30m
754: #754 Below Deck Med: Superstorm Sandy
Captain Sandy loses her banana this week on Below Deck Med, and Hannah is in deep doggy do. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch.com avail through July!*Crappens Live is coming to Philade...
53m Jul 25, 2018
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#753 RHOC: Much a Deuteronomy About Nothing
After two years of stirring gay rumors about him, Vicki must now apologize to Eddie on "Real Housewives of Orange County." And if that weren't bad enough, she then has to face the wrath of a Kelly. It ain't easy being a Gunvalson! Plus, we meet new housewife Gina!
1hr 16m Jul 24, 2018
1hr 16m
752: #752 RHOP: French Toasted
The Real Housewives finish up their trip to Cannes by getting drunk at a vineyard. Will Candiace be able to jumpstart one decent fight in her maiden season? Will Gizelle be able to keep her fights going? One thing is for sure. Karen's marriage is an institution. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it,...
48m Jul 23, 2018
48m
#751 SouthernCharm: You Reap What You Sew (in 3D!) - Live from Philadelphia
Night number two in Philadelphia brings us night number one of the "Southern Charm" season 5 reunion. Hurricane Ashley rumbles on the horizon, but for now we have the joyful, adorable delusion of Craig to occupy our time. He's just the best. And the most ridiculous. If you think otherwise, name ONE LIE HE HAS EVER SAID. ONE LIE!!! Oh Craig. Never change.
1hr 43m Jul 21, 2018
1hr 43m
#750 RHONY: CartagenaAAAS KWEEN! - Live from Philadelphia
RHONY went to Colombia, and it was so epic we had to travel to Philadelphia just to recap the whole thing. Recording from World Café Live, we take on part 1 of the epic, epic trip. From Ramona's wheelchair to Bethenny's allergic/panic/jealousy attacks, we got it covered!
1hr 41m Jul 20, 2018
1hr 41m
749: #749 BelowDeckMed: Patient Zero Patience
Below Deck Med gets the Onion Man back on board, but will Jamie live long enough to hear the pain? It's also the beginning of Captain Sandy losing her patience, which will lead to a tsunami of hugs like we've never seen. This week's bonus is our annual shopping trip on Amazon Prime. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at cra...
1hr 4m Jul 18, 2018
1hr 4m
#748 RHOC: Roped Into A New Season
The Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and they're all friends! At least, that's what they're telling us. And we're happy to go along with it. Come join us as we catch up on Shannon's divorce, Kelly's single life, Vicki's love tank, and Tamra's tears. Plus, a new girl named Emily!
1hr Jul 17, 2018
1hr
747: #747 RHOP: Crepes of Wrath
The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in France to embarrass the rest of America. Will crepes lead to peace? Not a chance. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch.com avail through July!*Crappens Live is coming to Philadelphia, Montreal, Palm Beach and Atlanta! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 6m Jul 16, 2018
1hr 6m
746: #746 Southern Charm: Winter Ball and Chain - Live From Kansas City
We’re in Kansas City for the Southern Charm Finale and couldn’t be more grateful. There’s a Winter Ball, a classic Cameran callout, and an Ashley crash and burn! Enjoy! **Crappens Live is coming to Philadelphia, Montreal, West Palm Beach and Atlanta this summer! Get ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 58m Jul 15, 2018
1hr 58m
#745 RHONY: Unsafe At Any Speed Dating - Live from St. Louis
The ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect. But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action. Come join us for a raucous, crazy show from St. Louis! If you want to see us live, be sure to get tix at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 42m Jul 14, 2018
1hr 42m
Song: I'm a Girl by Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus
We found an old Trixie Monocle song to celebrate our NEW Limited Shirts: Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus World Tour on sale through July at crappensmerch.com and watchwhatcrappens.com. FREE SHIPPING through July 19th on orders over $40 w code FREESHIP718d3fb97#trixiemonocle #3armoctopus #wwcrappens #crappens #wwc
3m Jul 11, 2018
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#744 BelowDeckMed: So Take A Look At Me João
For some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle is reaching a head on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Who will João choose? And why is life so cruel to allow him to be the one with all the power in this situation? Plus, broccoli updates and new music from Trixie Monocle & Three Arm Octopus!
1hr 3m Jul 11, 2018
1hr 3m
743: #743: Lea Black's Day Off
We had another Bravo-less night last nigh, so for today's show we made a field trip to the gorgeous home of the fabulous Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and Flipping Out. We love this woman! Follow her on insta and twitter @leablackmiami and find her jewelry and skincare at LeaBlack.com. Enjoy!For this week's bonus, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edit...
55m Jul 11, 2018
55m
#742 RHOP: Catch Me If You Cannes
The "Real Housewives of Potomac" head to Cannes, France, and it isn't long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed. It's everything we could want, plus the Prince of Monaco!
59m Jul 09, 2018
59m
#741 Shahs: Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Trailer Breakdown
The "Shahs of Sunset" are coming back, and the trailer is full of everything we've come to expect: Reza screaming, GG being a disaster, and MJ in crazy outfits. We break it all down in typical Crappens fashion: shot by shot, hair plug by hair plug. Come listen!
46m Jul 06, 2018
46m
740: #740 RHOD: Season 3 Trailer Breakdown
The Real Housewives of Dallas Season Three trailer has been released and we are celebrating with a shot by shot breakdown of the insanity. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Southern Charm Savannah trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch.com avail through July!*Crappens Live is coming to St. Louis,...
37m Jul 05, 2018
37m
739: #739 RHONY: Midseason Trailer Breakdown
The Real Housewives of New York gave us the gift of a midseason trailer to break down over the holidays. There are troll doll heads, a Dorinda smackdown, and a boat ride no one will ever forget. Enjoy!This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Southern Charm Savannah trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerch...
42m Jul 03, 2018
42m
#738 RHOP: A Mime Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
It's time for the group trip on "Real Housewives of Potomac," but not even a very charming mime can convince Robyn and Gizelle to go to France. Will they ever be persuaded to take an all-expenses paid vacation to the French Riviera???? Check out our recap to find out.
59m Jul 02, 2018
59m
#737 SouthernCharm: How Polo Can You Go?
On this week's "Southern Charm," Thomas wants one last hurrah on the polo fields before he hangs up his duds, which means that maybe now he'll have more time to spend with Ashley. Oh wait, they've PUMPED THE BRAKES (as Ashley has reminded everyone in Charleston). Also, Shep vs. a crow. Come listen!
1hr 8m Jun 29, 2018
1hr 8m
736: #736 RHONY: Coming Crest-fully Clean
The Real Housewives of New York are still at The Mayflower fighting about family crests and selfies. Will Ramona survive the shock of being served banana bread?This week's bonus is part two of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Whassamatter tees at crappensmerch.com avail through June!*Crappens Live is c...
1hr 20m Jun 28, 2018
1hr 20m