735: #735: Michelin Scarred
Adam eats at a Michelin Starred restaurant for the first time in his life and tries to grow a James Beard on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. Also, Joao breaks a wine glass with his sheer douchiness and Hanna gives a lot of smokey kisses.This week's bonus is part two of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Ed...
1hr 1m Jun 27, 2018
1hr 1m
#734 SouthernCharm Live in SF: Jagged Little Pillow
Craig's pillow design is due - will this be his moment to shine? Or his moment to be, well, Craig. We discuss this as well as many more things at our crazy, super fun live show from SF. You must listen!
1hr 39m Jun 25, 2018
1hr 39m
733: #733 RHONY Live in Phoenix: Crest Wars and Slob Kebabs
We're in Phoenix to record this week's instant classic episode of Real Housewives of New York. Luann is out of rehab, but will Ramona the Slob Kebab be able to control herself? And why is Doridna yelling about Crest? Enjoy, and thank you Phoenix!This week's bonus is part one of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited...
1hr 43m Jun 22, 2018
1hr 43m
#732 Below Deck Med: Ironing Out the Truth
Below Deck Med is blessed with the nicest guests ever, but that won't stop Adam from wanting to throw Hannah overboard. Also, Kasey is got in a lie. Will it get her fired or hugged to death? This week's bonus is part one of our Big Brother Season 20 Cast Preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Whassamatter tees at crappensmerch.com avail t...
1hr 1m Jun 20, 2018
1hr 1m
#731 YourHusband: Turns Out This Show Is Hilarious
Bravo gave "Your Husband Is Cheating On Us" a second chance; so we thought we should check it out. And we're glad we did because it's hilarious! This episode had it all: fights, food drama, a cheese plate, and a raccoon. Plus, Ginuwine!
46m Jun 19, 2018
46m
#730 RHOP: Raucous Caucus
Somebody call security because the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomoac are getting messy. First, Karen ejects Gizelle and Robyn from her gala. Then Karen and Monique try to ignore Gizelle at the Congressional Black Caucus event. But the real headturner of this episode is the SHOCKING thing Chris calls Candiace. We can't even repeat it here. Come listen to the recap!
55m Jun 19, 2018
55m
#729 SouthernCharm: Beer and Loathing in Charleston
Love is sort of in the air on "Southern Charm." And if not love, then beer. The gang convenes to try Austen's unnamed brew, setting the stage for a confrontation between Chelsea and Victoria. Meanwhile, Shep and Kathryn continue to flirt -- they had sex FYI -- and Ashely finds herself struggling to hold onto that periwinkle hunk Thomas. Just grist for our mill. Come check out our recap!
1hr 18m Jun 15, 2018
1hr 18m
#728 RHONY: Tins 'n' Dale - Wedding Rangers
"Real Housewives of New York" remembers Bobby Zarin, one of our favorite Bravo husbands of all time. But then we dive into full lunacy with Tinsley and her mom Dale as they shop for wedding dresses and cry over unfertilized eggs. Also, Luann is free at last!
1hr 20m Jun 15, 2018
1hr 20m
727: #727 Below Deck Med: Putting the B in Honey
Below Deck Med finally gets rid of the b Honey and the kosher crew, but no one can forget the sting.This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com avail through May!*Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, P...
1hr 2m Jun 13, 2018
1hr 2m
#726 MDLNY: Chunky Scarves and Marble Madness
The season premiere of "Million Dollar Listing: New York" gave us everything we've come to expect: intense Snapchat filters, overly rehearsed comic bits by Fredrik, and shirtless Steve Gold. Oh, and marble. Lots and lots of marble.
56m Jun 12, 2018
56m
725: #725 RHOP: Cha-Charity Case
The Real Housewives of Potomac is puts Charity up against Charity. But will anyone be more charitable than Charisse's escort?This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 13 trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in A...
54m Jun 11, 2018
54m
724: #724 Southern Charm: Trouble in Hairadise
Ashley continues to grow her villainy on this week's Southern Charm while Shep limps around, Cam has her kid and Craig visits his life coach. Enjoy!This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows...
1hr 34m Jun 08, 2018
1hr 34m
723: #723 RHONY: Escape from Lu-catraz
The Real Housewives of New York celebrates Bethenny's new jeans line and Luann's great prison escape. Time to crack some nuts. Enjoy!This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and...
1hr 9m Jun 07, 2018
1hr 9m
722: #722 Below Deck Med: Not Kosher
The Great Gatsby takes over Below Deck Mediterranean. Will literary greatness be able to overshadow the douche magnetism of the guests and Jao? Probably not. Enjoy!This week's bonus is about Newsies the musical and terrible endings to great TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has ad...
1hr 7m Jun 06, 2018
1hr 7m
#721 SC Nola: When The Pregnancy Tests Go Marching In
The "Southern Charm: New Orleans" season draws to a close, but not before Jon Moody flashes his abs one last time. And thank God. We're here to recap it all, from Reagan's pregnancy scare to the latest Tamica/Gian drama.
51m Jun 05, 2018
51m
#720 RHOP: He's a Real Nowhere Sherman
Sherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup. Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come check out our latest recap!
1hr 5m Jun 05, 2018
1hr 5m
#719 SouthernCharm: Simply THE WORST EVER
We are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley's awfulness on "Southern Charm." In a situation like this, there's only one thing to do: DRAG HER ASS. Come listen to our recap for a complete, occasionally nonsensical dragging.
1hr 43m Jun 01, 2018
1hr 43m
#718 RHONY: How The Frankel Stole Christmas
Christmas on "Real Housewives of New York" brings out the crazy. From nutcracker appropriation to Luann's arrest, this episode has everything. And let's not overlook Ramona seething "You don't support other women!" at Bethenny. AMAZING. Def check out our recap of this mess!
1hr 22m May 31, 2018
1hr 22m
#717 BelowDeckMed: Toast Traumatic Stress Disorder
You can do a lot of things on a yacht, but never NEVER make Captain Sandy wait for her dry toast. Or else you'll be the one who's toast! See what we did there? It's another crazy episode of Below Deck Med, and we've got all the petty workplace problems covered. Check out our recap!
1hr 3m May 30, 2018
1hr 3m
716: #716 RHOP: Extra Medium
The Real Housewives of Potomac take the umbrellas off each others necks long enough to talk to an extra medium and help out Houston with water and wigs. Enjoy!This week's bonus is a talk about holiday wars, Netflix docs, and video games. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second sh...
54m May 29, 2018
54m
715: #715: Straight Talk With Ross Crossover Bonanza
We spent a day doing a crossover with Ross Matthew and pals over at the fabulous Straight Talk With Ross podcast. Find that hilarious show at straighttalkwithross.com and follow Ross @helloross and @hellorosspod. Thanks to Lea Black and Cjay for making this amazing day happen.This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon...
42m May 28, 2018
42m
714: #714 Southern Charm: Hilton Headlock
The Southern Charm gang heads to the Head, and Ashley almost loses hers when she goes up against Kathryn. This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com avail through May!*Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and h...
1hr 25m May 25, 2018
1hr 25m
713: #713 RHONY: Murder of a Lip Flapper
The Real Housewives of New York return to the Berkshires for a murder mystery dinner party and a chill with the snowmies. Who will live? Who will die? And who will teach Ramona what a snow globe is?This week's bonus is a chill stroll through the mall with Ben and Ronnie. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch...
1hr 40m May 24, 2018
1hr 40m
#712 BelowDeckMed: BUT YOU SAID YOU DON’T LIKE SEAFOOD
You know you're a bad yacht guest when you upstage the jerk sexually harassing all the stews. Come join us as we incredulously relive this guest's journey to have a humble lobster, no, duck, no, lobster, no, shrimp, no, chicken, no lobster dinner. And then stick around while we roll our eyes at Zimbabwe's greatest national treasure, Joao.
59m May 23, 2018
59m
#711 PumpRules: Pasta La Vista, Season 6
The epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of reunion. Wow. So much to say. Pasta. Lala. Kristen. Jax. Need we say more? Of course! Come listen!!
1hr 19m May 22, 2018
1hr 19m
#710 RHOP: Scents and Sensibility
Karen's fragrance journey looks like it's veering off the road, and Monique's not even the one behind the wheel. We're recapping this and all sorts of umbrella-choking madness on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen!
1hr 19m May 21, 2018
1hr 19m
#709 SouthernCharm: No Royal Weddings On The Horizon
This week's "Southern Charm" is all about romantic prospects for men, which means we're in for maximum eye rolls. But here's the good news: we also get TWO scenes at Gwynn's! Who could ask for anything more?? Afterwards, we check in on Southern Charm New Orleans and the Crappens Mailbag!
1hr 21m May 18, 2018
1hr 21m
#708 RHONY: Betheyanny or Carolaurel?
Who are you hearing? Bethenny or Carole? Their feud grows deeper, this time with Carole using "Get off my jock!" against Bethenny. Will these two ever mend fences? Will Luann ever stop singing Happy Birthday? And will Sonja ever remove Pickles' stain? Pressing questions we attempt to answer on today's recap. Come listen!
1hr 24m May 17, 2018
1hr 24m
707: #707 Below Deck Med: I Got Your Nuts, Bi**h!
Below Deck Mediterranean is back, and this time we're in Italy! Watching a season of Captain Sandy say "Banana" in spanish is going to be the gift that never stops hugging. This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Gi...
1hr 18m May 16, 2018
1hr 18m
#706 PumpRules: Nevertheless, Jax Persisted
Part 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate we need to see much more of on TV. Check out our recap of this shockingly civil episode.
1hr 37m May 15, 2018
1hr 37m
705: #705 RHOP: Nemacolin Cleanse
The Real Housewives are still in Nemacolin to drunk/age shame each other for sport. YAY! This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com avail through May!*Crappens Live is coming ...
1hr 12m May 15, 2018
1hr 12m
704: #704 Southern Charm: The Job Ermterview Plus NOLA
This week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi's family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French language. Then, on it's a very special Southern Charm NOLA episode about hurtful words and meaningless sorries. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crapp...
1hr 37m May 11, 2018
1hr 37m
703: #703 RHONY Intervención: Puerto Rico
Bethenny takes Dorinda to Puerto Rico on this week's Real Housewives of New York. Will the poor girl drink all the aid supplies? For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com *Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia!...
1hr 9m May 11, 2018
1hr 9m
#702: The Mourning After (Chicago Show, Part 2)
The first episode of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was so epic, we needed a whole second recap to cover everything. For this show, we're talking Jax's tragic loss, Scheana and Lala's rift, and of course the demise of ROBBBBBB. We try to treat the serious stuff delicately... but, well, we may have failed on that front. As Kristen would say, "Sorry." Thank you Chicago for another amazing live show...
1hr 26m May 10, 2018
1hr 26m
701: #701: Reunited and it Feels So Hood
Crappens Live hits Lincoln Hall in Chicago for a special two part breakdown of Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part One. This is part one. Hope you have as much fun as we did! Thanks Chicago!!**Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com *Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatc...
1hr 18m May 10, 2018
1hr 18m
702: #702 RHOBH: The End Period
It's Part Three of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. We get to talk about periods, Nanny K, and the Holocaust. It's more fun that it sounds. **Limited Edition Give Them BenRon tees at crappensmerch.com *Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 6m May 09, 2018
1hr 6m
#699 RHOP: Shade Whatcha Mama Gave Ya
Candiace isn't playing sweet anymore on "Real Housewives of Potomac," and we're all about it. Come listen to our latest recap, and stick around for Crappens Spotlight!
1hr 15m May 08, 2018
1hr 15m
#698 SouthernCharm: Hatin' On Peyton
Naomie is on a rampage these days, and no one on "Southern Charm" is safe, especially not the newbie Peyton. It's another takedown... but was it warranted? We get into all that plus talk "Southern Charm New Orleans" and Crappens Mailbag to finish out the week. Come listen!
1hr 47m May 04, 2018
1hr 47m
#697 RHONY: Missy Misdemeanor
Missy makes her triumphant return to Real Housewives of New York. How will LuAnn deal? We've got it covered on our latest RHONY recap. Come listen as we tackle tea parties, shopping events, and the latest Ramona-Sonja dustup.
1hr 32m May 03, 2018
1hr 32m
696: #696 RHOBH: Gag Bag
It's Part Two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. Camille is honored, Dorit is dragged, and Teddi is punctual. Oh, also, Erika is piiiiiiissed. No idea why. ***Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
56m May 02, 2018
56m
Bonus Crossover w/ Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast!
We had the great pleasure of meeting Holly and Sarah from the Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast a couple of weeks ago and had to get a crossover gab sesh on the books. The day has finally arrived! Find their show on iTunes or where else you listen to your pods and follow them on twitter @vprpartypodcast and Instagram @vanderpumprulesparty.
40m May 01, 2018
40m
#695 PumpRules: Wish I Knew How To Quit You
The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" did not disappoint. Jax was a jerk, Scheana was oblivious, and Patrick... well... he's just awful. We soak up every last crumb of this episode as we say goodbye to one of the greatest seasons of television EVER. Join us for this epic episode. And remember you can come see us live. Get tix to our shows at watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 56m May 01, 2018
1hr 56m
694: #694 RHOP: Ball Busters
The Real Housewives of Potomac play bubble soccer and then haze the crap out of the new girl. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlanta and Philadelphia! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com.
1hr 11m Apr 30, 2018
1hr 11m
693: #693 Southern Charm: Boy's Night/Pillow Fight Plus SC NOLA
Southern Charm and Southern Charm New Orleans decide to have a boy's night/girl's night episode on the same night. Only one of them features a fight over a pillow, though. No spoilers. This week's bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming ...
1hr 33m Apr 27, 2018
1hr 33m
692: #692 RHONY: Marathon Party Fowl
The Real Housewives of New York top off their Hampton's trip with really loud feathers and a huge party foul. This week's bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and has added second shows in Atlant...
1hr 28m Apr 26, 2018
1hr 28m
#691 RHOBH: Bizarre Friend Triangle
Time for part 1 of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. Who will earn the title of LVP's BFF? Who will piss off Erika the most? And who will Nell Carter yell at the most? All the answers in our recap!
1hr 4m Apr 25, 2018
1hr 4m
#690 PumpRules: Free as a Broken Bird!
Brit and Jax are finally done (until she inevitably goes back to him), and to celebrate, our favorite Kentuckian is going to put herself FIRST (until she inevitably goes back to him). It's just part of the madness of "Vanderpump Rules." Come check out our recap, which also includes Lala's 13 minute showcase, Tom and Ariana's house-hunting adventure, and Peter rolling napkins.
1hr 21m Apr 24, 2018
1hr 21m
#689 RHOA: Wig Out
The tenth season of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" ends with a hilariously relentless dragging of Kim Zolciak Biermann. And it is all so good. But we couldn't let Nene, Kenya, and Kandi have all the fun. Come listen to our recap of this savage reunion finale.
1hr 23m Apr 23, 2018
1hr 23m
#688 SouthernCharm: Cold Showers; Plus, NOLA
Cameran's baby shower turns icy when Naomi attempts to thaw Patricia's heart. Easier said than done. And that's just the tip of the "Southern Charm" iceberg. We're recapping everything - from Craig's pillow high to JD's awkward appearance. Plus, we share first impressions of "Southern Charm New Orleans."
1hr 29m Apr 20, 2018
1hr 29m
#687 RHONY: Sag Harboring Resentment
The Real Housewives of New York celebrate Bethenny's birthday with a trip to the Hamptons and we get to watch Sonja ride a bus. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atlanta! Find ticket links at wat...
1hr 27m Apr 19, 2018
1hr 27m