#563 Shahs of Sunset: Drag to the Finish Line
Shahs of Sunset puts an end to the season this week. Reza dresses like Vida, makes his husband cry, and tops off the Sunday by manipulating someone into telling off their own mom. That’s talent. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef Colorado’s cast bios. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 12m Oct 16, 2017
1hr 12m
#562 Below Deck: You’re a Good Man, Chris Brown
Chris Brown gets the gift of a plane ticket on this week’s Below Deck, and EJ finally loses his cool beans. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 8m Oct 13, 2017
1hr 8m
#561 RHONJ: Can't Throw Your Cake and Have It Too
No one ever said being on Real Housewives of New Jersey would be a cakewalk, but certainly Siggy never thought it would be this hard. The Boca trip turns loca after Tre refuses to apologize for tossing Siggy's cake, and when fighting words like "soggy" and "trash" get thrown around, things get real crazy. Come listen to our recap. Afterwards, we have the winners of our Clear The Flem contest!!!...
1hr 28m Oct 13, 2017
1hr 28m
#560 RHOD: Siesta Fiesta
The Real Housewives of Dallas are still in Mexico. Some choose to fiesta, some choose to fiesta. One thing is for sure, Kameron got her teeth brushed. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
56m Oct 11, 2017
56m
#559 RHOC: Belly Up!
Peggy and Diko celebrate their 22nd anniversary on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra and Vicki fail at making up. Again. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 6m Oct 10, 2017
1hr 6m
#558 Shahs: Broadway Be Swervin'!
GG finally takes the stage on "Shahs of Sunset," but not before MJ climbs onto a bar in Queens and Shervin breaks up with his girlfriend. Also, Asa is pregnant, guys.
56m Oct 09, 2017
56m
#557 BelowDeck: You're No Bosun, No Bosun of Mine!
There's a new bosun on "Below Deck," and no one likes him. But he's got to be better than Matt whose drunken date with Bri continues the epic trend of horrific "Below Deck" dates. As Kate would say, "ha."
1hr 5m Oct 06, 2017
1hr 5m
#556 RHONJ: Most Talented Cake in the World
The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and this time, there are new faces, old faces, new old and now new faces, and a truly upsetting cake fight. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 18m Oct 05, 2017
1hr 18m
#555 RHOD: Los Dildo Es Muy Not Classy, Por Favor
The Real Housewives of Dallas trip to Mexico hits a rocky patch when Brandi chases Kameron with a big, brown dildo. It doesn't go over well. And we love it.
1hr 6m Oct 04, 2017
1hr 6m
#554 RHOC: Testes & Besties
Real Housewives of Orange County this week focused on all sorts of charming things: Doug's vasectomy, Vicki's colon cleanse, Tamra's rash, Peggy's cancer, and Shannon's marital strife. Fun! Come listen to us break it down!
1hr 13m Oct 04, 2017
1hr 13m
#553 Shahs of Sunset: Shalom and Goodbye
The gang heads to NY for GG’s chance at ruining theater forever, and it turns out Shalom is just as unbalanced as the rest. Phew. We were worried there for a second. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 10m Oct 02, 2017
1hr 10m
#552 Crappens Live Chicago Part 2: RHOD & Special Guests LeeAnne Locken and Nico Scholly
It got pretty rowdy at our Lincoln Hall late show, and we loved every second! LeeAnne Locken joined us onstage again and brought along Below Deck’s Nico Scholly. This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 37m Sep 29, 2017
1hr 37m
#551 Crappens Live Chicago Part 1: RHOC & Special Guest LeeAnne Locken
Chicago welcomed us right this week. We yelled, laughed screamed, and hugged like mad. Not to mention talked crazy poo about this week’s hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange Count. Our girl LeeAnne Locken showed up for a little fun, so we dragged her onstage for an interview only she can give. Enjoy! This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patr...
1hr 31m Sep 28, 2017
1hr 31m
#550 BelowDeck: Kate Has No Time For Tired Excuses
When the yacht bumps into the dock on "Below Deck," Captain Lee goes on a rampage, and Chris bears the brunt of it. But more importantly, BRUNO IS TIYERD, guys! Come relive what happens when Bruno's fatigue encounters Kate's resting bitch face. It's glorious. Oh, and don't forget: get started NOW at Stitch Fix.com/crappensand you'll get an extra 25% off when you keep all 5 items in your box!
1hr 4m Sep 27, 2017
1hr 4m
#549 RHOAKL: Being Real, Stupid
It's the season (or series?) finale of "Real Housewives of Auckland," and every lady came to fight. Who emerged on top? We try to figure that out over the course of this super-sized recap. Stick around for a special "Clear The Flem" afterwards!
1hr 16m Sep 26, 2017
1hr 16m
#548 Shahs of Sunset: The Mangina Monologues
GG heads to (triple off) Broadway, MJ drunkenly pisses on her relationship, and Shervin finally comes clean to the crew. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the RHOA trailer! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
56m Sep 25, 2017
56m
#547 RHOAKL: Book Launch: We Have Contact!
There are dueling book launches on this week’s Real Housewives of Auckland, but will Louise have Contact? Only Jodi Foster really knows. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 21m Sep 22, 2017
1hr 21m
#546 BelowDeck: Jesus Take The Iron
This week's "Below Deck" finds Kate Chastain so exhausted by her crew that she has no further choice than to find comfort in Jesus. Hot Jesus, specifically. If this boat's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin' (especially if you're bringing eggplant parmesan with tequila).
42m Sep 21, 2017
42m
#545 RHOD: Ooh, Look What You Made Tea Do
There's plenty of tea to spill but not a lot of sympathy on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, whose second season continues to be FIRE, as the kids say. Come listen to us break down all the RHOD madness, from Kameron's Jack Daniels humiliation revenge to Cary's dinner party hostility. Oh, and LeeAnne got engaged at the fair! PEOPLE YOU MUST WATCH THIS SHOW.
1hr 5m Sep 20, 2017
1hr 5m
#544 RHOC: 2 on 2 Betch Volleyball
Real Housewives of Orange County came alive this week as the women clashed at Kelly Dodd's house. Accusations of lying and spousal abuse abounded, but nothing could compare to the knee squeeze heard around the world. Even Lydia snapped! Check out our recap of this bonkers episode.
1hr 22m Sep 20, 2017
1hr 22m
#543 Shahs of Sunset: A Turkey Hear-acle
GG can hear! It’s a miracle! Unfortunately, she can also talk. This special Thanksgiving episode features attempts to break up friendships, relationships and bonds with fetuses. Enough to go around. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 19m Sep 18, 2017
1hr 19m
#542 RHOAKL: Race Tracks of Angela's Tears
The Real Housewives of Auckland heads to the race track for some good old fashioned driving lessons. But before things get too fast and furious, we delve into Angela's life. What do we find there? Heartache, tragedy, and a marshmallow filling. Fun! Afterwards, Crappens Mailbag!
46m Sep 15, 2017
46m
#541 Below Deck: Mountain Dews & Don’ts
Below Deck is still dealing with a green crew and a guest list full of the lamest thrill seekers ever. Thankfully, it leads to lots of passive aggressive Chastain perfection and Captain Lee curse rants. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 4m Sep 14, 2017
1hr 4m
Memphis Door Belle
The ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas are headed to Memphis! Or at least some of them are. Brandi ditched LeeAnne for Steph and Cary, which means there's a rift a-brewin' in Texas! Come listen to our recap! And stick around for a very special Crappens Spotlight! 00:00:00 - Intro / Real Housewives of Dallas00:54:48 - Crappens Spotlight
1hr Sep 13, 2017
1hr
#539 RHOC: The Shady in Red
Birthdays galore this week on Real Housewives of Orange County. Shannon gets emo, Eddie makes blowjob jokes, and Vicky unwraps a huge underhanded shade bomb for her frienemy. **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 17m Sep 12, 2017
1hr 17m
#538 Shahs of Sunset: In Vitro Hurt-ilization
This week, MJ declares war over in vitro eggs, which she still knows nothing about. Thankfully, Asa’s baby can support her. You know she’s pregnant, right? **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 5m Sep 11, 2017
1hr 5m
#537 RHOAKL: Sticking To Their Guns
After a harrowing, racially-charged episode in Port Douglas, the Real Housewives of Auckland get back to more mundane tasks in this latest installment: feeding cats, petting dogs, shooting clay pigeons, and enduring white shirts. What could be more delightful?
54m Sep 08, 2017
54m
#536 BelowDeck: Tender Greens
Below Deck returns for a fifth season. Kate, Captain Lee and Niko are all back, and this time they’re accompanied by the dumbest crew yet. YAY! **This week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 21m Sep 07, 2017
1hr 21m
#535 RHOD: Climbing the Power Meemaw Ladder
Kameron gets pissy on this week’s Real Housewives of Dallas and D’Andra gets shot down again by Power Meemaw. Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr Sep 06, 2017
1hr
#534 RHOC: Getting Dragged
The Real Housewives of Orange County dress like men for charity. Will Kelly be able to keep the peace? Or will she get dragged all over again? Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
1hr 19m Sep 05, 2017
1hr 19m
#533: Crappens Live in LA!! with Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, Jenni Pulos, and Shannon Beador
It's our biggest show ever: Watch What Crappens live at the Teragram Ballroom in downtown Los Angeles. Come join us as we recap the classic "Scary Island" episode of Real Housewives of New York, and then it's on for the main event: a round table conversation with the stars of "Flipping Out": Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, and Jenni Pulos. Oh, and did we mention that SHANNON BEADOR DROPPED BY??? Truly...
1hr 12m Sep 04, 2017
1hr 12m
#532 RHOAKL: RHOShauckland
The ladies hit some rough waters when Julier says the N word. Yikes. ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Sep 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 24m Sep 01, 2017
1hr 24m
#531 RHONY: Every Rose Has Its Corn(hole)
The Real Housewives of New York wrap up their third reunion with lots of anal talk. Also, Ramona leaves us with a Greatest Hit Childhood Origin Story to explain why she didn’t know what sex was. Enjoy! **Live show in LA with guests Jeff Lewis, Gage Edwards and Jenni Pulos is this Saturday Sept 2! Grab tickets at http://watchwhatcrappens.com
1hr 10m Aug 31, 2017
1hr 10m
#530 RHOD: I Can't Feel My Two-Face When I'm With You
Halloween means so many things to the women of Real Housewives of Dallas. It's a time for forgiveness, for Mexican food, and for LeeAnne to dress up like Two-Face. Yes, it's another exciting episode of RHOD's triumphant second season, and we are here for it. Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Listener Spotlight!
1hr 13m Aug 30, 2017
1hr 13m
#529 RHOC: Race to the Finish
David joins a couples date/self torture race alone as Shannon mourns his romance with her greatest enemy. Some ho named Gym. ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 12m Aug 29, 2017
1hr 12m
#528 Shahs: Are You Being Sherv'd?
It's the grand Shahs of Sunset / Newlyweds: The First Year crossover the world has been waiting for! Turns out sweet, kind Shervin is a bit more devilish than we ever imagined (read: obvi) because he's been banging Tara of Tara & Rob (aka Tarb). It's a scandal we all weren't prepared for but somehow must embrace. Come listen to our take on this madness!
1hr 7m Aug 28, 2017
1hr 7m
#527 RHOAKL: Never Have I Ever Watched Kiwis on Vacay
The Real Housewives of New Zealand are already on their big trip of the season, and in this case it's a tropical vacation in Port Douglas, Australia. For Angela, however, the fake work never ends. That's why she brought Lea along to punish and torment. Maybe Anne needs to teach her some etiquette lessons. Come listen and stick around for Crappens Mailbag afterwards!
54m Aug 25, 2017
54m
#526 RHONY: The Penthouse Is Mightier Than The Sword
Part 2 of the Real Housewives of New York reunion tackled all the important questions: does LuAnn live in a penthouse or an apartment? Did Ramona vote for Trump? Does Tinsley even know how to vote? Will Bethenny ever find a happy place? We're not sure the ladies had terribly good answers, but we certainly did. Come listen to us break down every minute of the latest RHONY reunion episode!
1hr 8m Aug 24, 2017
1hr 8m
#525 RHOD: Every Hot Dog Has Its Day
It's time to acknowledge that LeeAnne Locken is a national treasure. We may have to wait 45 minutes for her to show up on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Dallas, but it's worth it. Come see how this weiner handles the ladies in yet another hilarious installment of RHOD. If you're not watching, you're not living.
1hr 17m Aug 23, 2017
1hr 17m
#524 RHOC: Noblebetch
The Real Housewives of Orange County gather to celebrate Nobleman Magazine, but will Tamra be lucky enough to fight with? Fingers crossed! Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat ...
1hr 19m Aug 22, 2017
1hr 19m
#523 Shahs of Sunset: The Literally Dead Now Sea
The Shahs of Sunset finish up their pilgrimage to Israel, but it wouldn’t be complete without making the Dead Sea wish it could be deader. Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat ...
53m Aug 22, 2017
53m
#522 RHOAuckland: Method Madness
The Real Housewives of Auckland take on acting classes, and Gilda isn’t believing Angela’s method. Also, a French prisoner is emotionally abused over a blue collar car. Delicious. Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episod...
56m Aug 18, 2017
56m
#521 RHONY & BelowDeckMed: We’re Reunited Okaay?
Real Housewives of New York kicks off its reunion month with a D’agastino grilling and lots of super sincere Ramona apologies, and Below Deck Med gets a special #WWHL Reunion to assure everyone that Chef Adam isn’t stalking Malia! Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http:/...
1hr 52m Aug 17, 2017
1hr 52m
#520 RHOD: A Clean Lone Star Slate
Real Housewives of Dallas returns with better hair, crazier ladies, and more terrified trollies. Enjoy! ** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 9m Aug 16, 2017
1hr 9m
#519 RHOC: Sip 'n' Seeing Red
The cold war between Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki continues to brew, this time at Meghan's sip 'n' see for baby Aspen. But even if this feud has no end in sight, there are still miracles to be had on Real Housewives of Orange County - such as Shannon and Kelly burying the hatchet (for now). Grab your poncho and come listen to our recap of all things RHOC!
1hr 14m Aug 15, 2017
1hr 14m
#518 Shahs: Jerusalem Be Poppin'!
The Israeli odyssey on "Shahs of Sunset" continues with the gang heading to a Muslim town and making fools of themselves with video cameras. Afterwards, it's Shabbat with Mike's family and then a trip to Jerusalem to visit the Western Wall. We recap everything: from MJ's dirty feet to Asa's pregnancy pilgrimage. Come listen!
47m Aug 14, 2017
47m
#517 RHOAKL: The Pussycat Brawls
The claws are out for Anne's big charity fundraiser on Real Housewives of New Zealand, and while the ladies are supposed to be supporting the kitties, their behavior reminds us that they're the real cats, now and forever.Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Crappens Mailbag where we delve a little deeper into the legend known as GERALDINE PARSONS SMITH.
1hr 7m Aug 11, 2017
1hr 7m
#516 RHONY: Thank You For Being A Frenemy
The Real Housewives of New York season finale is upon us, and we must give thanks. After all, where would we be if we couldn't spend 90 minutes talking about these neurotic ladies. Come join us as we send of the RHONY season in style.
1hr 33m Aug 10, 2017
1hr 33m
#515 BelowDeckMed: The Final Napdown
Below Deck Mediterranean finishes up its season with triangle reveals, insincere hugs, and one final nap. Enjoy! **ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
59m Aug 09, 2017
59m
#514 RHOC: Justice Lip Clip
The Real Housewives of Orange County take us on a journey through a tweety car unveiling and an old folks home. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
1hr 18m Aug 08, 2017
1hr 18m